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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Bonus Thanksgiving Edition
Oh glory of glories, to bear witness to a full Thursday of turkey day footy. SO MUCH NFC EAST to digest. No wonder we…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11
Congratulations to putative MVP Cam Newton, who shat all over the Washington Redacteds. That makes it 10 in a row for the 9-1 Panthers!…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Ten
Oh, we have seen some herp. And we have seen some derp. But Week Ten was chock full of some truly special stuff. Start…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Nine
These are slightly downtrodden thoughts, as my Donks fell to 7-1. Turns out that spotting your opponent a 17-0 lead before you wake up…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Eight
Week Eight, aka The Day of the Dead for reals. Le’Veon Bell, Matt Forte, Megatron, Fitzmagic, Ricardo Lockett (scary as fuck, but he’s ok),…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Seven
It’s very relaxing to have your team on bye. There is no worry about “do I need to brave the indignities of the outside…
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Late Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Six
I drank way the fuck too much watching my beloved Donks give me repeated heart attackery at the local sports pub yesterday. Turns out…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Five
I thank the good members of the Commentist Party for pointing out what my 2015 Donks are really like – the 2000 Balmer Ratbirds,…
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