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  • Instant Hippo Thoughts – Bonus Thanksgiving Edition

    Instant Hippo Thoughts – Bonus Thanksgiving Edition

    November 27, 2015

    Oh glory of glories, to bear witness to a full Thursday of turkey day footy. SO MUCH NFC EAST to digest. No wonder we…

  • Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11

    Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11

    November 23, 2015

    Congratulations to putative MVP Cam Newton, who shat all over the Washington Redacteds. That makes it 10 in a row for the 9-1 Panthers!…

  • Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Ten

    Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Ten

    November 16, 2015

    Oh, we have seen some herp. And we have seen some derp. But Week Ten was chock full of some truly special stuff. Start…

  • Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Nine

    Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Nine

    November 9, 2015

    These are slightly downtrodden thoughts, as my Donks fell to 7-1. Turns out that spotting your opponent a 17-0 lead before you wake up…

  • Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Eight

    Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Eight

    November 2, 2015

    Week Eight, aka The Day of the Dead for reals. Le’Veon Bell, Matt Forte, Megatron, Fitzmagic, Ricardo Lockett (scary as fuck, but he’s ok),…

  • Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Seven

    Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Seven

    October 26, 2015

    It’s very relaxing to have your team on bye. There is no worry about “do I need to brave the indignities of the outside…

  • Late Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Six

    Late Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Six

    October 19, 2015

    I drank way the fuck too much watching my beloved Donks give me repeated heart attackery at the local sports pub yesterday. Turns out…

  • Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Five

    Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Five

    October 12, 2015

    I thank the good members of the Commentist Party for pointing out what my 2015 Donks are really like – the 2000 Balmer Ratbirds,…

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