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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Conference Championship Sunday (2016 Season)
Unfortunately for the portly folk of greater Wisconsin, the Superb Owl was not in fact played last weekend. THIS weekend, Green Bay put on…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Divisional Sunday!
Yes, folks, it’s the very last one of these we have left as a free republic. Four MORE days until we’uns a client state…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Wild Card Edition
I saw no need FOAR a special Sunday morning edition, and hoped that Day Two would bring a marked improvement. Shit in one hand,…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 17, 2016 Season (and Lesser Footy Preview of Sorts)
2016, the year of many unspeakable things, is dead. And with it NFL regulation time. As one can see, the conferences have neatly cleaved…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Boxing Day Edition (with Lesser Footy Previews)
Holy crap, NFL Network’s decision to turn a mild Christmas Sunday afternoon into Thursday Night magically transformed its usual fetid product, on a scale…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Shitsmas 2016 Edition
Holy fuck, that was an intense Christmas Eve afternoon, eh? Makes me kinda wish cigarettes did anything for me, so I could have one…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, 2016
Forgive me if I am curt with my analysis, my head hurts like it’s on fire, and the WORST of the barometric pressure changes…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 13, 2016
Well, it certainly was lucky for Andy Fucking Reid, wasn’t it? I mean, the Chefs DID technically win on a game-winning TD pass from…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 12, 2016
Christ, the Denver game sucked. Turns out you can’t really play without a right tackle. Or sentient special teamers. You can only fuck yourself…
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Shitsgiving Mini-Thoughts and Day After JV Preview
Due to family bullshit, much of my coverage was radio, and my TAEKS are evens less informed than usual. Caveat emptor. Oh, and HAPPY…