CFL News: In a move that hopefully doesn't have to force Maestro to Ctrl+F all his CFL posts, the Edmonton Eskimos announced this afternoon they will be changing their team name. Much like in Washington, it comes after sponsor pressure. To quote TSN, the current incarnation of the franchise has
Tag: JJ Watt would like to inform you about his superior work ethic
Your “WHADDYA MEAN THERE’S NO HOCKEY?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Your “A Whole Lot Of Pomp For Very Little Circumstance” Thursday Evening Open Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMQg6GwnTHk NFL News: Brandon Marshall is no longer a NY Football Giant. Days after saying there was "no room for Dez", the Giants have claimed a failed physical for the move, freeing up almost $6.0 million in cap space ahead of the Draft. Well, this is a dropped shoe - Tom
Selfieman
"Come on man, do it." "No, I don't want to." "What, are you SCARED?!" "No! I just...don't want to do it!" "You'll never have a chance at starting in the NFL unless you do it! Everybody does it!" "Unless you blow out your knee you mean...." "Whatever." "OK FINE!! I'm not scared!" Zach Mettenberger enters the Tennessee Titans'
In the Dome of Dementia
How we came to that blasphemous place is a tale so unworthy of the appalling events that succeeded it that I hesitate to offer any word on the subject at all. Suffice to say we were retained through intermediaries acting on behalf of what they would only describe as "a party
Hard Knocks: Fare Thee Well Intrepid Traveler
We bid adieu to another installment of Hard Knocks. Last preseason game and final round of cuts should feature prominently tonight. Good bye Houston, I hope you enjoy your inevitable 9-7 season because of your lack of a front line QB in an age that practically exclusively favors that position to
Hard Knocks: A Day in the Life of a Brian Cushing Brain Cell
5:00 AM: Time to wake up, another day at training camp. 5:15 AM: Let's have some breakfast [insert command (ic): unscrew bottle cap, ingest pill] energy surge, muscles strengthen, balls shrink. Time to rock. On Practice Field 6:45 AM: Head takes hit Ohhh, I feel woosy, what am I doing again, oh right
Hard Knocks: Vince Wilfork Prodigious Sweating Edition
What's in store for us for Week 3? More JJ Watt self extolling of his work habits? Brian Cushing counting down the number of hits his head takes before he develops a life-long 1000 yard stare? DeAndre Hopkins dressing like a fop? Bill O'Brien and Mike Vrabel squeezing in
Hard Knocks: Behold Bill O’Brien’s Ass Chin Open Thread
JJ Watt workouts! Bill O'Brien swearing like a Deadwood extra for no reason! Brian Cushing may do something or not! It's Hard Knocks with the Houston Texans week two open thread. Seriously, that's the quite the chin ass.