So...not sure that the JV world is looking so hot right now. Almost as many fixtures being 86'd this week as are being played. And that doesn't even begin to touch on the hardwood shitshow. Good thing all Commentists in Good Standing have converted to the sweet siren song of Lesser
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Rejoice! A Full #NuAIDS Lesser Day Beckons
Because moneys speak louder than public health (and thank FUCK for that, amirite??), we finally have sommet like a full Saturday slate. Praise be! But don't forget about Premiership Banana Puddings time, first! The Mighty Blues of Everton are in first position (assuming Villa lost yesterday, which I will presume #HAILGAMBLOR),
Derby Days Reignited (and Other Lesser Matters)
God help me, but I think Everton actually goes into this Derby matchup with a puncher's chance (7:30, NBCSN). The Redshite will no doubt be focused after their 7-2 thrashing away to Villa...but thhat veneer of invincibility has faded. More importantly, Don Carlo has this bunch of Toffees believing in
Sabado Already?? Open Thread
Jeebus, how time flies when...you alternate between taking naps and sweating like a Black man in an Alabama court. Oh, and my office in downtown Raleigh shut down at 3p yesterday, and they forbade anyone from going in over the weekend. Seems like some organized violence is going down. You watch, THIS
Shempions League Takes Charge
Paging Rob Manfred, Galactical Disgrace
Please consult with the infinite wisdom of Chuck D: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wOcOBjB3uU I swear to holy tittyfuck, it's like Manfred's raison d'être is to make The Shield look sane, humane, and competent. Eat shit, you boot licking motherfucker. In better/Lesser news, our beloved Mighty Whitey survive and advance to face the Bees (nae Moose Hornets)
Looking Forward to Shempions Entropy (and Other Lesser Matters)
The Athletic recently published a long-form discussion of how any of the participants (ok, maybe not the ones who dug deep holes before the 2nd leg of a tie got played - ie, Chelski) could win the abbreviated, neutral-as-WICHITA Shempions format. It got me (and the Clubhouse's other Lesser enthusiasts) thinking
MOAR Lesser Footy Insanity
And huzzah FOAR that, what on earth would we do otherwise? We wake (and presumably bake) with Fronk's Hammers, toiling against the imploding/Hippo believes to be mathematically ded Trash Birds o' Norwich (7:30, NBCSN/Gold). Bet they still get a draw, because that's just how Moyes' West Ham rolls. Still, I got
Your matchday 34 EPL Lesser Footy thread: Important games are being played today
An Imaginary Pretend Man City Tribute…Plus MOAR!
27 June Lesser Madness Thread
Lesser Footy May Day – How Many tWBS’s Shall There Be?
Yes, those lovable, cuddly Krauts are in full swing on FS1 and assorted sister channels. Dortmund/Wolfsburg and Borussia Unpronounceable/Aspirin FC highlight the 9:30 slate. Bayern (the side you've heard of) gets Eintracht Frankfurt at 12:30, and should be ok viewing. Except...the play has been choppy after the long, weird break.