2019 Quotables – Week 5 (Submissions)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - October 9, 2019October 8, 2019

Greetings glorious Commentists. This is your Low Commander of the Super Soldiers filling in for the usual GIF miner, Blax, who I can only assume is off digging shallow graves somewhere off the I-15, only to continually find pre-existing more shallow graves. I assure you those are not covered by

No One’s Chargers 2019 Preview: Top Bolt

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - August 23, 2019August 23, 2019

INTERIOR - CHARGERS WAR ROOM, MIRA MAR, CA - MIDDAY MAJ. TOM TELESCO: [Walking in] Good morning Tony. COMM. ANTHONY LYNN: Morning Tom. RADIO: Ghost Audience, we have an unknown aircraft entering our airspace. Vector 405 for bogey. TELESCO: Who's up there? LYNN: Rivers, Gordon, Bosa and Allen. EXTERIOR - THE SKIES ABOVE SAN DIEGO COUNTY CAPT. RIVERS: YOU BETTER ASK SOMEBODDDDDYYYYYY

Your “It’s Been a Good Week” Sunday Night Open Thread

Open Threads

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - June 23, 2019

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It might be Sunday night, which signals for the return of the grind early tomorrow, but instead of dwelling on that, I'd rather look back on my week and enjoy the many successes that I manged in that time. Work is work no matter what, but sometimes it can be downright

[DFOnline] Anthem is Further Proof Acquisitions Have Consequences

DFOing Good

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - April 17, 2019April 16, 2019

Anthem is the newest game to come from the good Canadian folks at BioWare, best known for their Knights of the Old Republic, Dragon Age and Mass Effect series, which have all done a tremendous job of blending rich story, (arguably, the illusion of) making your decisions matter, massively beautiful maps to explore and

2018 Quotables – Superb Owl Weekend (Results)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - February 8, 2019February 8, 2019

So I turn 30 this weekend, and while it's becoming more and more obvious to me that it's not THAT big of a deal, what has been most entertaining are the reactions people give when I tell them that fact. Anyone younger than me typically gives me this disbelieving look

2018 Quotables – Superb Owl Weekend (Submissions)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - February 5, 2019February 5, 2019

You don't need to hear it from me, but what a boring game with a boring outcome. I took the under in all of the prop bets my friend put together for a bottle of beer (and came away victorious,) but even I didn't expect it to be this low

2018 Quotables – Pro Bowl Weekend (Results)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - February 1, 2019February 1, 2019

Having successfully ignored pretty much all of the Superb Owl media news this week, it seems strange that THE BIG GAME is on Sunday. My employers main office is based in Massachusetts, so other than the occasional Patriots knob slobbing I overhear on conference calls, it would just be another

Commentist Beer Barrel: Boots On The Ground – Horus HOOTennany

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - January 30, 2019January 30, 2019

It has been about 6 months since the last time I attended a Beer Festival of some kind. That's probably a good thing, since I really don't need to shouldn't put my body through that very often. Back in December, this Festival was brought to my attention, and based on the

2018 Quotables – Pro Bowl Weekend (Submissions)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - January 29, 2019January 29, 2019

Welcome to Quoteables, where our ELITE team of professional Commentists have been hand selected to meet in Hawaii Orlando (at least it's not Phoenix!) to crack wise on the images you see below. They truly are the best of the best (minus those commenting in the Superb Owl, those who may

2018 Quotables – Conference Finals Weekend (Results)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - January 25, 2019January 25, 2019

You guys ready for some PROFESSIONAL BOWL action this weekend?! As someone who didn't watch the SKILLS SHOWDOWN last night, I know I sure am not! That being said, I'm expecting a plethora of good material for next week, where Quoteables will march on, Hate Week and all. It's gonna

2018 Quotables – Conference Finals Weekend (Submissions)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - January 22, 2019January 22, 2019

This was the first weekend I've sat down by myself and watched football in 2 years. It was definitely a mixed bag. One the one hand, the games were much closer than I could've possibly expected and it was a little exciting to see some new blood doing well this

2018 Quotables – Divisional Round Weekend (Results)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - January 18, 2019January 18, 2019

Good lord, we made it to Friday. This whole "working 5 days in a row" thing has got to go. I mean, we're not JJ Watt or a nyet of Russians toiling in the beet mines for Bressus' sakes. That being said, you guys really brought your A GAME this