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Your “Letter Of The Law” Thursday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - March 4, 2021March 4, 2021
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NFL Notes: Teammate poison Golden Tate THE THIRD! has been released by the Giants. Combined with cutting OL David Mayo, the Giants will save $8.4 million against the cap. In another example of life imitating [DFO], Jalen Ramsey reports Deshaun Watson is still intent on leaving the Texans. It does

Your “Do What We Mean, Not What We Say” Thursday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - May 28, 2020May 28, 2020
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NFL Notes: Well, today was Rules Committee day, and let's see what passed:  4th & 15 - PASSED TABLED! Not sure what the hell happened here, but apparently there was the belief that it would be the slippery slope towards eliminating kickoffs altogether. Like how electing Obama would make

Your “Rules?” Thursday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - May 21, 2020May 21, 2020
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NFL Nuggets: Proving once again that the only true crime in the NFL is taking a knee, Aldon Smith has been reinstated by the NFL. The Cowboys (naturally) signed Smith to a one-year contract worth up to $4 million, with $2 million in base salary and $2 million in

Your “Just The Tips “Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - March 11, 2020March 11, 2020
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NFL Nuggets: A regular offseason tradition was upheld last night as a Dallas Cowboy was arrested for a DUI.  Wide receiver Ventell Bryant was stopped by Tampa police at approximately 2:30 a.m. after he was spotted driving with his headlights off. He failed a field sobriety test and his BAC was

Your “Scoring Is Down But Celebrations Are Up!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - May 23, 2017May 23, 2017
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NFL News: Cortez Kennedy died today, age 48. No cause of death was announced. I just remember him eating people up during the 90s, when blackout rules meant Seahawks or nothing on Sundays. He is one of 9 Seahawks in the Hall of Fame, although that number also counts famous

Your “Seriously, Competitive Eating?” Fourth of July Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - July 4, 2016July 4, 2016
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NFL News: (21 days until training camps open) Marquise Goodwin finished 7th in the long jump trials, and thus won't be going to Rio, which disappoints Rex Ryan on a number of levels. The NFL rule book has been published online for accredited media members. According to PFT, the main

Playoffs? Talk about playoffs?? We’re in even if we can’t win a game!

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blaxabbath - April 7, 2016April 6, 2016
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Look, it's no secret that I was pretty hard on the 2015 NFL product. Officiating snafus, points of emphasis, and general game management ineptitudes aside, this season felt like one of little parity. Each conference had a laughing stock division (AFC South & NFC East) whose champion hosted a playoff game where

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