Monday Evening Thread 13Feb2023 – Necron Units or March of the Death Machines

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ArmedandHammered - February 13, 2023February 13, 2023

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Evening, tonight is Valentines Day eve, so if you and your SO celebrate you have about 24 hours to get your shit together. I was told last night that I had better make her feel loved and cherished, so I am scrambling a little bit. Makes me wish I was

Your “Happy Groundhog Day” Thursday Night Open Thread

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - February 2, 2023February 2, 2023

Banner photo credit: some random pinterest page Did you know that there's a Meteorologist Hall of Fame? I hope not, because if you were aware of that, I could probably extrapolate a lot about your life, none of it good. Regardless, the latest and purportedly last inductee is none other than

Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo: Game Show Rundown!

Senor Weaselo - February 1, 2023February 1, 2023

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All those GIFs of car crushing and metal shredding from last night's open thread, and all the talking about MILF Manor (I wrote MILF Island but that's the 30 Rock one) reminded me of British game show "Beat the Crusher." I have no idea what it involved, so I checked

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Just, Ugh

Senor Weaselo - January 25, 2023January 25, 2023

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I was going to do a whole thing that was basically the beginning portion of The Beatles's "A Day in the Life" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usNsCeOV4GM and then decided "meh, not in the mood to talk about all the domestic violence that's going on." Seriously, what in the actual fuck people? Yes, I'm looking at

Your ‘Eh What The Haal’ Sunday Morning Open Thread

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Horatio Cornblower - January 22, 2023

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So it's 10:25 am and I'm looking at last night's thread. I've been up for a while, moving furniture and such in preparation for this week's commencement of the Great Kitchen Gutting which will occupy my time, (well, not my time per se, but definitely our house, our money, and

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Notes from the Bandstand

Senor Weaselo - January 18, 2023January 18, 2023

I'll have a good one hopefully next week, but I need to get back to Hermana Weaselo. Or I'll have to think it up myself. With that, on with the show. So, as I've mentioned, I'm a regular on the religious Jewish wedding circuit. And that means I've seen a lot

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Recovering from Gigsmas

Senor Weaselo - January 4, 2023January 4, 2023

…Kinda, he said while on a gig at press time. Here was my schedule from Christmas Day to New Year's Day. 12/25: Christmas Mass in the morning (in New Jersey), rehearsal for a show in the afternoon (in Brooklyn)12/26: Said show12/27: Gig12/28: Taught two students. This was my obvious light day.12/29:

It’s Monday Night! Let’s Do This Thing!

yeah right - December 26, 2022December 26, 2022

Welcome folks! It is I, resident Food Dude and your humble narrator yeah right. Our regular host Scotchy was unable to attend this evening. Simple matter of being quite busy with "holiday stuff." Oh yeah, does anyone know the best way to clean up pancreatic fluid? Just curious. Anyway. How have the

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Holiday Rush

Senor Weaselo - December 21, 2022December 21, 2022

It's that pre-Christmas rush, or as musicians know it, time to play the same things we play every goddamn year. Okay, that's a slight mistake. I haven't had anyone ask me to play The Nutcracker this year. Part of that might actually be a soft boycott on Tchaikovsky, due to goings-on

Primus inter pares, or, Eulogizing Grandpa Weaselo

Senor Weaselo - December 7, 2022December 7, 2022

Good evening. Due to recent personal events, in lieu of our usual frivolity, we bring this piece. My grandfather (aka Grandpa Weaselo) passed away in his sleep early Thursday morning. He was 88. Also, I'd be remiss to not say I lovingly stole chunks of the biographical details from Hermana

Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo: Hazard Pay

Senor Weaselo - November 30, 2022November 30, 2022

In that I don't get it for having TWO gigs last week outdoors, in November. I instead get to play in poorly-heated tents. I'm still sick. I'm pretty sure Wednesday and Thursday I had bronchitis. Ain't nobody got time for that! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydmPh4MXT3g We can only hope that she's doing well. How did I

Your “Happy Thanksgiving Eve!” Wednesday Night Open Thread

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - November 23, 2022November 23, 2022

Banner Image Credit: Shower Door Experts (not a Balls fantasy lead in) Hey! You down there! What day is it? What's that? It's Wednesday? And you've been drinking all day watching soccer? Why must all these Canadians keep walking past my house? Actually, I'm not at my house. You know why? Because