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Scarcity as Value: Tuesday Open Thread
So in addition to my other avocations (raconteur, gentleman thief, hobbyist blacksmith, Holy Man for Hire) I am also the World’s Cheapest Watch Snob.…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Pre-Summer Lull
My work for the semester ended last week, and I’m waiting on any potential summer assignments, so it’s a bit of waiting game.
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In Which Rev Pays For His Hubris: Tuesday Open Thread
“Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.” Proverbs 16:18 (KJV) For someone with such deep-seated self-loathing, I can be surprisingly…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: My One Braincell, Subway Edition
The following are things that have actually happened to me on the trains this week. They are pretty dumb. These are my stories. -So,…
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Camping Adventures II: The Search for Spork: Tuesday Open Thread
We’re going camping this weekend. I hate camping. My ancestors camped for 40 fucking years in the desert because they were complaining dickholes who…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The One He Retroactively Named
Well, hopefully everyone’s rested up for playoff overtime hockey. Either that or resetting the “It has been X days since Rashee Rice has gotten…
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10,000ish Posts!: Tuesday Open Thread
Whelp, it finally happened. This ragtag website, “run” by a bunch of idiots, shitheads, ne’erdowells, reprobates and overall dumbasses, has reached 10,000 posts. And…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The “F Maxey” Edition
Still bummed? Yes. Game and series in the bag, and then a 4-point play here, a logo 3 there, and a little heavy on…
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What Draft?: Tuesday Open Thread
So that was something, huh? To get 27 picks into the NFL Draft and then have the entire city of Detroit fall into a…
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DRAFT NIGHT OPEN THREAD! (plus Reverend Mayhem’s 2024 Final Mock Draft)
So here we are. Clock is ticking. Mistakes will be made, both happy accidents and career-ending missteps. Christmas Morning for our deviant kind. Ho…