Death to Our Smurf Overlords: A Larry King Not Live Tuesday Open Thread

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - December 14, 2021December 14, 2021

Hello, friends. It's another High Drama Tuesday in the National Football League, and yours truly has some thoughts. Yes, I am still dead, but my head's cryogenic storage pod only gets NFL Network and the Oprah Winfrey Network, so watching Urban Meyer threaten his handpicked staff with death for

Pole Assassin Monkey Attack II: When Nature Calls! Tuesday Open Thread

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - December 7, 2021December 7, 2021

"Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity." -Wm. Butler Yeats Yes, the Bills lost a heartbreaker to the Accursed Patriots /spits. But all is

Your “Discount” Double Vax Wednesday Afternoon Impromptu Thread

Senor Weaselo - November 3, 2021November 3, 2021

The news: -An "immunized" (read by the world and The Shield: not vaccinated) Aaron Rodgers has covid. That means he is now OUT for Sunday's tilt against the Chefs, which means that for one week at least it's officially Jordan Love time! I'm sure Rodgers is hoping his backup balls out

Your “Beware the Ides of….August, I Guess” Sunday Night Open Thread

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 15, 2021August 15, 2021

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If you're reading this, you already know: All the first week NFL pre-season games are over. In fact, there was only one NFL/football-like substance on today, Panthers at Gravyboats. Others have covered "what Friday meant" and "are the XXXX for real?" and "do the Texans exist?" With the exception of

Your “Dear Lord, How is it Already August” Sunday Evening Open Thread

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 1, 2021August 1, 2021

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As the title clearly lays out, I cannot believe it is August. Maybe it's the enduring pandemic that we can't escape due to variants and the defiant ignorance/selfishness of the freedumb crowd. Maybe it's the fact I've been so busy at work that I can't keep track of time. Maybe

Socks Optional: Your “Night Two Of The Season 16 The Bachelorette Two-Night Finale” Open Thread

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blaxabbath - December 22, 2020December 22, 2020

So for those of you who read our Day One of The Bachelorette Season Finale post yesterday and got hooked enough to tune in last night, you are surely up to speed and very excited for tonight's final episode of the finale. For those other readers who instead tuned in

It’s December already!?! Tuesday night open thread

Game Time Decision - December 1, 2020December 1, 2020

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As BGR is on the IR with a shoulder owie (wishing him a most speedy recovery) there is a little known DFO bylaw that states that the Tuesday night open thread should be done by a Canadian with three words in their screen name. Who knew? So, as one of the

Oh. Canada. Your Wednesday Evening/Canada Da(u)y Open Thread

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - July 1, 2020

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Oh you poor bastiches, did you wander into the wrong dark alley of the Internet on the wrong day. That's right, the Good Reverend is back at the pulpit, here to save whatever shreds of a soul you may have. So sit back, relax, and get ready for 34 solid

Uninformed Oscar Previews and Miscellaneous Tuesday Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - February 4, 2020February 4, 2020

Stay strong, friends. The yawning chasm of the Off-Season is upon us, but we're going to make it through this. Together. We have real Oscar coverage coming, but I figured I would kick things off with my traditional I Ain't Seen Shit preview. Like most of you, I have not seen

Walk Unafraid: 2020 Hate Week Super Bowl Narrative Roundup and Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - January 30, 2020January 30, 2020

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We’re rounding into the final straightaway before The Pepsi Hard Rock Casino Super Bowl LIV Presented by Odor-Eaters. It’s a tight one this year (somewhere Kobe Bryant just sat up and started paying attention) as the Chefs are a consensus 1.5 point favorite over Santa Clara. This is one of two sub-2-point

What Day Is It Today? Thursday? Evening Open Thread

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - January 2, 2020January 2, 2020

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Oh, hi there. As you've likely noted, BrewHombreRoy is off looking for clues in a series of brutal hobo murders. For those of you that don't know me, I'm BrettFavresColonoscopy, I lackadaisically write the DFO mailbag, and I'm filling in just for tonight. I insert a lot of extraneous links

Your “It’s a long way until your next Monday Night Football Game” open thread

yeah right - December 30, 2019December 30, 2019

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Good evening all. Hope everyone is enjoying their holiday interlude. Sorry about the title of this post but this is the first Monday since September 9th without an NFL Monday night football game and basically that's fucked up. Just think! In a little over 9 short months we'll have our next