Your “Let’s Take a Few Baby Steps” Thursday Night NFL Exhibition Football Open Thread

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scotchnaut - August 4, 2022August 4, 2022

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It seems like forever since I did one of these. (I really should write more during the offseason but by the Super Bowl I feel burnt out-woe is me-and then after that it requires effort on my behalf, so that's a no-go) The baby steps refer to getting back into

Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 5

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 4, 2022August 4, 2022

Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk show format with a specialized host and topic. Well, we ain’t exactly doing Pod Flies Open around here, but what about in written form, maybe

Your “Happy Bastille Day Eve!” Wednesday Night Open Thread

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - July 13, 2022July 11, 2022

Photo Credit: I took a GIS result and added the word almost to it myself in paint Alright, almost halfway through July. We're all counting down the days to the end of the world, right? For those of you that don't know, Bastille Day is a French Holiday commemorating the storming of

Your “July Eve” Thursday Night Open Thread

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - June 30, 2022June 30, 2022

*Featured Photo Credit From Here Brace yourselves, but the year is halfway over. That's right, tomorrow is July, the beginning of a four day weekend for Scotchy and Horatio, the start of a regular work weekend for Archduke LaCross, and a countdown to Independence Day festivities for most of us working

Monday Night is alright for B-Ball. Your Monday evening Open Thread.

yeah right - June 13, 2022June 13, 2022

banner image via Most of you good folks must dread this time of year. We're mighty damn close to having baseball being the only sport in town. Tonight is game 5 of the NBA finals and it's been a hell of a good series. Odd thing is the series has been great

They Shoot Penguins, Don’t They?: A Larry King Not Live Tuesday Open Thread

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - June 7, 2022June 7, 2022

Hello, friends, Larry King here. Things are heating up across the world of sporting, and I couldn't be happier if they also managed to preserve my penis in this cryogenic storage pod. Baseball is finally starting to cook, playoff hockey continues to surprise and delight with ever-more-gruesome penalties, and basketball

Your “There Is Still Good in the World. Somewhere. Maybe.” Tuesday Night Open Thread

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 22, 2022March 22, 2022

I've been doing little else for the last month other than following the progress of Russia's invasion of Ukraine. Paying such close attention to man's inhumanity to his fellow man isn't good for my mental health, so I leapt at the opportunity to take over for the Right Reverend Electric

The Maestro Goes To A Meeting (Your Tuesday Night Open Thread)

The Maestro - March 15, 2022March 15, 2022

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[EXT. A cold, barren Canadian wasteland.] [A man in a giant parka dismounts from the back of a polar bear. The bear is haggard, having trudged for days through the deep snow while carrying the man.] [The man gives the bear a gentle nuzzle on his snout]. MAN: Thanks, pal. You've earned yourself

Your Welp? Now What? Thursday Evening Open Thread

yeah right - February 24, 2022February 24, 2022

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banner image via Evening everyone and welcome to the opening act of WWIII. Will try my best to remain apolitical here but just like everyone else today it's not going to be easy. Nope. Just wasn't challenging enough to survive a, you know, GLOBAL FUCKING PANDEMIC! Now we're treated to an outright

Rum, Simile and the Lash: Tuesday Open Thread

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - January 25, 2022January 25, 2022

So that happened. Yes, it was an amazing game. And yes, if Andy Reid really had any of the good-natured regular-guy humanity we attribute to him, neither Tyreek Hill nor Willie "Marvin" Gay would have been on that field. And Josh Allen might be this generation's John Elway or Dan Marino.

A Modester Proposal: DFO Buys the Denver Broncos (and Tuesday Open Thread)

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - January 18, 2022

I have been called many things: Dreamer. Madman. Mrs. Ethel Burstein. But this is not some delusion of grandeur, like that time I thought I could renew my drivers license in less than two hours. No, this dream can come true. WILL come true. DFO is going to buy the Denver Broncos. It sort

Your “I Guess I Volunteered Myself” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Senor Weaselo - January 13, 2022January 13, 2022

2b.jpgServes me right for asking, now I get to do it. Here's the news! -David Culley (Team Not Found) is fired after one season. Even though a nonexistent team went 4-13 with a nonexistent roster not expected to compete after their one good player was asked to not show up ever