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Tag: Playoffs? Are you talking about playoffs?!

Your Wednesday Evening NHL Western Conference Preview & Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - April 10, 2019April 10, 2019
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(Sorry I'm late - the students needed extra help today.) As the playoffs start tonight, we wrap up our brief two-day intro coverage by looking at the Western Conference matchups: Calgary vs. Colorado Colorado already starts this series mentally down in the eyes of their fans, because they got FUCKED in the Draft

Your “And Then There Were Only Three” NFC Champeenship Game Open Thread

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scotchnaut - January 20, 2019January 20, 2019
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But scrotchnat, you slur through your 5th mimosa, there's two teams playing and four teams remaining. You can't count worth a McFiggins! Well, you got me on the the 'not being able to count' observation but I will counter that I was talking about the number of games left. Yup, that reality

NFL Playoff Preview–Chicago Bears vs Philadelphia Eagles

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - January 4, 2019January 3, 2019
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With the NFL Playoffs drawing nigh, I wanted to take a real quick look at the Bears-Eagles playoff matchup to see how it shapes up.   With the Bears coming off a 5-11 record the previous season, being a home favorite for this game is a great reward for a huge

Your “Thirty-one White Folks and Shad Khan Say What Goes” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - May 23, 2018May 23, 2018
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NFL News: Owners meeting rule changes: They have come up with a new anthem policy: The NFL will enact a national anthem policy for 2018 that requires players and league personnel on the sideline to stand but gives them the option to remain in the locker room if they don't

Your “Are Duke Harry and Duchess Meghan Divorced Yet?” Sunday Late Afternoon/Early Evening Open Thread

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - May 20, 2018May 20, 2018
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Photo Credit: USA Today Scene: Nottingham Cottage on the sprawling Kensington Palace Grounds. A beautiful woman and her ginger husband are basking in their freshly wedded bliss  Duke of Sussex: Ay, love, this is the best. Just you and me and all these servants, and the paparazzi as soon as we step outside.

Your “Umm, What – They’re Now The FavoUrites?” Saturday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - May 12, 2018May 12, 2018
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUxEcXe4RQs Fun fact: Celine Dion actually sang in the Eurovision contest in 1988, representing Switzerland - because you don't actually have to be from the country you are representing. You are singing a song from that country, so the song is from the country & the artist can be from wherever.

Your “I Pray For The Wicked On The Weekend” Saturday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - May 5, 2018May 4, 2018
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVXauWq9Hwg Saturday night, baby! Let's settle down & watch some playoffs. Tonight's sports: NHL: Penguins at Capitals - 7:00PM | NBC / Sportsnet Jets at Predators - 9:30PM | NBCSN / CBC NBA: Raptors at Cavs - 8:30PM | ABC / Sportsnet1 MLB: Dodgers at Padres - 7:00PM | FS1 / TSN2

Your “Draft Day Redux” Thursday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - May 3, 2018May 3, 2018
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NFL News: Actual good thing: The Steelers converted most of Ryan Shazier's salary to a signing bonus, so he can get paid for the 2018 season right now. He gets $8.26 of his $8.7 million up front now, instead of in the League's 18 installments. Aside from the fact he's

Your “Easing Into The Week” Monday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - April 30, 2018April 30, 2018
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NFL News: Today marked the start of the far-less sexy Undrafted Free-Agent signing window. Anyone not picked over the weekend can sign with whichever team offers them the most money (Dallas), magic beans (Bengals), or acres & a mule (Carolina). Still with the draft, apparently Vegas had a number of

Your Eastern Conference Semi-Final Preview & Saturday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - April 28, 2018April 27, 2018
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YEE-HAW! The second round started Thursday night, but with the NFL Draft getting in the way, there seemed no place for discussion. So, while the Games 2 are underway, we shall discuss as if nothing has happened & the Capitals are really not really laying another trap for their opponent. Pittsburgh

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