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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine: Season F recap

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Senor Weaselo - June 4, 2025June 4, 2025
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Once again we look into the depths of the madness that is… the dice baseball league I joined last fall, which somehow manages to balance a 13 (soon to be 14, with one last expansion team) team league with people's schedules. How'd the Brooklyn Nocturnes end up this year? Well,

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Take It on the Road

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Senor Weaselo - May 7, 2025May 7, 2025
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Yeah, how bout that? Road teams in Round 2 kicking names and taking ass thus far. Except for the Panthers, who managed to do the seemingly impossible and make the Leafs look sympathetic. (How does this affect the Leafs' Cup chances? Anywhere from 0 to negligible.) (In an absolute shocker, Stolarz

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: It’s Draftmas Eve!

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Senor Weaselo - April 23, 2025April 23, 2025
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You know what that means… we're only a day away from not having to hear about any more bullshit mock drafts and people wanking over their predictions for another year! Or at least until 5 minutes after the next Owl. We're a day away of not having to hear "Ward

Monday Night Thread – Futbol and hockey extravaganza!

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ArmedandHammered - June 24, 2024June 24, 2024
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Evening, No Warhammer tonight as we have a game 7 of the Stanley Cup plus soccer.  Can Florida win the cup for the first time in franchise history or will the Oilers be the first to come back from 0-3 to win the cup?  Let us watch and see, shall we? 

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Fun With Flags!

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Senor Weaselo - April 19, 2023April 19, 2023
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No, this is not the Sheldon Cooper Big Bang Theory segment. This is part 2 of Senor's spring break, where Senorita Weaselo and I went upstate and checked out a Buddhist Temple outside of Poughkeepsie. It was really windy that day, so after seeing absolutely no one there (is there

“Oh – look who thinks he can just show up whenever!” – Beerguyrob’s NHL Preview

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Beerguyrob - October 12, 2022October 12, 2022
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Hi everyone, It's your old pal, Beerguyrob, Well, as one of the many dads who have left the site to go get a pack of cigarettes, let me return for a brief minute to offer up… BEERGUYROB’S ONE-SENTENCE NHL PREVIEWS! In the midst of all the scandals surrounding Hockey Canada – most recently with

Your “Tonight On The” Monday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - July 5, 2021July 5, 2021
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NFL Nuggets: Trevor Lawrence signed his rookie contract today.  It's the usual four-year deal rookie-length contract, but worth $36.8 million, with a $24.1 million signing bonus. He will only count $6.7 million against the salary cap this season. According to Spotrac, the Jags are doing that thing the Patriots

Your NHL Semi-Final Preview #1 & Monday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - June 14, 2021June 14, 2021
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NFL Nuggets: All quiet on the NFL front today, so let's take a look at why athletes should stay off social media: Le'Veon Bell aired some laundry about his feelings for Andy Reid. "I'd never play for Andy Reid again ... I'd retire first." That then led to current Chiefs

Your Sunday Evening Open Thread & NHL Second Round Partial Preview

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Beerguyrob - May 30, 2021May 30, 2021
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So, it's the strange NHL COVID circumstance that the second round will play out like the first - with intradivisional matchups taking place. It has actually made for quite fun hockey, as the animosity that built up over the season is coming out in the shape of gritty play, the

Your Sunday Evening Remaining NHL Playoff Preview – West & North Divisions

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Beerguyrob - May 16, 2021May 16, 2021
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Like I said yesterday - this was much easier to type early than some generic Open Thread. Plus, I get to take shots at the Leafs! Now, the North starts late because the Canucks - who aren't even in the playoffs, or playing a playoff team - have to run out

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