Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. - Oscar Wilde NFL Notes: Someone must have broken into Archie's 'juice' cupboard, because Eli declares the Giants are "definitely" a playoff team in 2016. The NFL released its roster of officials for the 2016 season. Among the 'highlights': there are 124 officials
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Dean Blandino Consults the Orb of Officiating
[Dean Blandino, High Priest of the Flag God, addresses his flock of Beergh worshipers deep below NFL Headquarters] Brothers, I would like to honor one of our number today. On Sunday, Acolyte Coleman had the wisdom to consult with our holy seers during his officiating of the Bears vs. Lions game. After
What The F*** Is Wrong With The Seahawks?
So the Seattle Seahawks blew yet another 4th-quarter lead in spectacular fashion yesterday, at home against the Carolina Panthers, dropping them to a very ugly 2-4. This team looks nothing like the Super Bowl contender of last season; the offence is dishevelled, the defense is confused, and overall, there's no
A Sacrifice Must be Made
[Trouble is brewing in the Temple of Tripping. High Priest Blandino calls an emergency meeting of the Cult of Beergh.] Quiet Brothers, please, quiet. The dark circumstances that bring us together today cannot be ignored, but we must first pay homage to Beergh, God of Flags, Lord of Penalties. Hail Beergh! HAIL