tWBS’ Adventures In The Swamp – Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - November 16, 2018November 14, 2018

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I'm in Florida this week visiting a friend. And aside from the reason I'm here, which is the aforementioned friend, which admittedly has been very nice and a lot fun... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8WLa6umgdw Well, that part aside... Simply stated, Florida is a shithole. I DROVE 12 HOURS FOR THIS???? Full disclosure, I hadn't been in the State

I Really Want To Hate On These Guys But Can’t – ‘Niners At The Bye

theeWeeBabySeamus - November 14, 2018November 13, 2018

The 'Niners are not my team. I am not a fan. Far from it, actually. In fact, one might say I enjoy seeing them suck. Yes, I'm a petty and vindictive asshole. But their pain nourishes my soul. I can't help it. So why am I doing this bye week review? I

Elite vs Delete…Ravens at the Bye

theeWeeBabySeamus - November 7, 2018November 7, 2018

Hey, remember three weeks ago when the Ravens were 4-2 and leading the division? Yeah, they don't remember either. No one does. There's a reason for that. Not only have the Ravens gone on a 3 game losing streak since then, but they also have the worst record in division games in the

Your “Keep On Truckin'” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - November 2, 2018November 2, 2018

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I have no idea what to talk about, so I'm just going to talk about the good things which happened this week, because I've been an insufferable prick the past few weeks (trust me, I know that), and have been bitching about everything. Sooooooooo.... First and foremost.... DAVE IS HOME!!!!!!!!! He was kidnapped

The Anti-Christ Regresses to the Mean (AKA Bengals At The Bye)

Bye Week Updates

theeWeeBabySeamus - November 1, 2018November 1, 2018

If you can seriously look me in the eye and tell me that Andy Dalton might not be the anti-Christ, then I've got a bridge to sell you. Three weeks ago it appeared that the Cincinnati Bengals were the class of the AFC North this year. Which at the time wasn't

Your “Don’t Scare Me…I Poop Easily” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 26, 2018October 26, 2018

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No, I'm not in any better mood this week than I was last week. In fact, frankly, it's worse. Nor am I planning to tell you about it. But God, this is me tWBS.... It would really help things out, and speed things along, if you'd open up a gigantic sinkhole and

Your “I Scream, You Scream….Wait, WHY ARE WE SCREAMING????” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 19, 2018October 20, 2018

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I'm not gonna sugarcoat this. I've had a really bad week. From many different fronts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyk-Vdd_Qrk Frankly, I'm pissed off at the world and just about everyone in it. And I'm not in the mood to talk about it. So at the very least, you're not gonna have to read my ramblings this

Your “Don’t Call Us, We’ll Call You” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 12, 2018October 12, 2018

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I've been away for a coupla weeks. Yet I still really don't know what to talk about this week. I'm writing this early because there's another hurricane 'gon roll up this way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x6leDGV7gs And I fully expect to lose electricity, internet and phone. Again. The last of which might be a blessing, actually. I

Your “The Second Best Pot I’ve Ever Owned” Monday Midday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 8, 2018October 8, 2018

Since many of us have a holiday today, I was sort of bored. So I decided to cook some good stuff. This is my Instant Pot™.... There are many like it, but this one is mine. I've used the hell outta this thing since I got it a coupla weeks ago. Maryland Crab

Your “My Nuts Are Falling” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - September 21, 2018September 20, 2018

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Seriously. Acorns, hickory nuts....even a persimmon hit me in the head yesterday while I was cleaning up hurricane debris. Gravity is stupid. (This vid is very NSFW, btw) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20h-PJPMap4 But the squirrels like it... - Ringo I've told this story to some of you privately, but I still think it's funny. So Imma tell it again

Your “This Isn’t What I Meant When I Said Blow Me” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - September 14, 2018September 13, 2018

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I'm on my way to pick up teh King Hippo. We've decided.... fuck this hurricane, we' goin' drankin'. Just kidding folks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J5W-zZ-HtY Having driven in the middle of more than one hurricane over the years, I'm staying home this time and hoping no trees come down through the roof. But if they do,

Your “Cincy vs Buffalo, I Wouldn’t Even Watch This In Regular Season So Why Am I Watching It Now?” Midday Sunday Thread Of Apathy

theeWeeBabySeamus - August 26, 2018August 26, 2018

Yeah, some signals got crossed. So there's not going to be much here. Sorry, not sorry. But that's good because you don't want me to get to talking about Jaime Pressly again. OR DO YOU?????? Oh dammit, I forgot to call her earlier. No wonder women hate me. - Cincy at Buffalo Nobody cares but Redshirt