Your “A Very Special Valentine’s Day” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - February 14, 2020February 14, 2020

Last week I promised you fine folks a funny story about Valentine's Day. But the more I thought about it the more I realized it wasn't so much a funny story as it was a rather sad and depressing story. And if you read my dumbass series on relationships this

Your “Please Just Go” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - February 12, 2020February 12, 2020

I originally had a very different idea to write about foar tonight. Maybe you'll get that one next week sometime. Assuming I'm not in jail or in the hospital. Or worst case scenario, the morgue. Anywhooooo... So my desktop computer died last night. No worries there. It's not as if I hadn't

AFLW Beat – 2020 Round One

theeWeeBabySeamus - February 10, 2020February 10, 2020

Welcome. As you can probably surmise from the lovely banner image there, you know the beautiful graphic work done by Low Commander and then desecrated by me for past times when I sit in for Balls? Well, I'll be sitting in for Balls for a while this season down under.

Da Fuq Is Wrong With People?

Updates

theeWeeBabySeamus - February 7, 2020February 7, 2020

Fucking Newark, Man. Four New Jersey JV basketball players investigated after video shows their coach being beaten up That link will take you to a story. Within that story, there is a link to a Twitter video. The video is somewhat graphic in nature, but nothing we haven't come to be desensitized to.

Your “Singing The Blues” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - February 7, 2020February 7, 2020

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If you'll recall, last week we did a theme on "Red" in honour of the Superb Owl participants, and also hate week. This week, everyone seems to still be sad and hungover with no moar fitbawl to look forward to. So this week we're doing "Blue". And since I don't have much

Your “Go Clean Yourself Up” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - February 5, 2020February 5, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZomwVcGt0LE Wow, the interwebz can be edukashunul sometimes. Did you know that today is National Shower With A Friend Day? Seriously, it is. And while I no longer have any friends who I believe would want to shower with me, and vice versa for that matter, I did think it was interesting. I

Your “And Then Depression Set In” Post Fitbawl Wednesday Daytime Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - February 5, 2020February 5, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrYkeXNYOG8 As much as we like to make fun of "The League", having no Fitbawl to look forward to IS an adjustment. But there is Fitbawl News. The Chefs are having themselves a parade today. Former Carolina Panthers' TE Greg Olsen has been quoted as saying his departure wasn't quite as much

Your “Bored Already?” Monday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - February 3, 2020February 3, 2020

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Welp, that's it I guess. No moar fitbawl for about six months. How will we ever survive? Hopefully Andy Reid hasn't yet eaten the Lombardi Trophy. I bet that would be a bitch to pass through even his oversized rectum. Plus it would need a good polishing on the other side. (NOT IT!!!!) But

Your “Revving It Into The Red” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - January 31, 2020January 30, 2020

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Just A Little Moar Hate According to multiple sports news outlets, Superb Owl LIV (Tyler) is the first Superb Owl in which both teams' primary color is red. Now, I don't know if this is actually true. I presume they have a crack team of assholes to research this. And it

Your “Guess What Day It Is” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - January 29, 2020January 29, 2020

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Mike, Mike, Mike.... Guess what day it is. HUMP DAY!!!!! Yep, we're halfway there this week. Only four days until the LIV Tyler Superb Owl too. Anywhoooo... It's time to start making plans if you haven't already. Who are you inviting to your house foar the game? Who has invited you to their house? What

Tuesday De-Motivational – Hate Can Be Healthy

theeWeeBabySeamus - January 28, 2020January 28, 2020

As everyone knows, it's DFO Hate Week this week. And while I'm sure many of you will disagree, I think you'll at least get where I'm coming from on this. As a fan of the Ravens, a lot of people would be surprised to know that I don't hate any of

Your “I Don’t Give A Crap” Saturday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - January 25, 2020January 25, 2020

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Earlier today, King Hippo posted something called Nihilism Weekend, 2020 Edition. Perhaps he is better versed in the English language than myself, considering what I titled THIS piece. Them law talking dudes can be tricky sometimes. But regardless of my lack of couth, we all had some fun earlier today on