After the "games" we sat through today, we finally get a decent matchup tonight. It's too bad that we have to endure the incoherent ramblings of Cris Collinsworth, but we all have crosses to bear.
In non-football news, UCLA has fired Head Coach Jim Mora Jr. Thus begins another cycle of
Editor's Note: The following post was first run on Valentine's Day of this year. No, we're not insane and we do not think today is Valentine's Day. But the nature of the information contained herein happens to again be topical. Also, there might be a quiz later.
Yes, this is a
Seriously, when I looked at yesterday's schedule, there was not one game that I was interested in watching. Steelers-Clots wasn't even available in LA. We were instead given the merde-pourri of Vikings-Redacteds, Cowboys-Falcons, RAMMIT-Texans, and Shitty Clippers-Jaguras. And then on Sunday night, we were given Pats-Broncos? Yeah Right. Now that
Gone With The Wind
Lawrence of Arabia
These are just a few of the movies celebrated as being the best of all time and which I haven't watched. This is Balls, btw. tWBS is more cultured than me and may have seen some of these.
tWBS: I've actually seen Citizen Kane
[Exterior, a dark wood, 3:00 PM]
TWBS wakes up, startled. He doesn't remember where he is or how he got here. He searches for his phone, but there is no signal. For some reason, this song is playing, at full volume:
TWBS (scared): Helloooo? Is anyone out there?
There is no answer. The
Thought you were done with me, huh?
Nope! Because the Pittsburgh Steelers had a bye in the week just concluded, you get an update on where they are this season.
Also, because it's me, you get it in homophonic pictorial form.
Okay, let's start. I originally said that this season would hinge on
A LOT has happened since Richmond won the 2017 Premiership over the Adelaide Crows. There has been controversy, movement, the release of schedules (plural), and there is an event coming this week that will be unique and awesome. There is a lot to cover. Let's begin.
Welcome to Balls of Steel's
Actually, it's really about this
Allow me to explain. Around the DFO water cooler, Litre_ cola suggested that we rename the Houston Texans. We did this already with The Washington Redacteds and it makes sense to me since Deshaun Watson has proven to be really good and may actually push the
We are at the 1/3 point in the NFL season and the 1/2 point in the college season, so it seems as good a time as any to check in on football in LA. How are our teams doing?
USC Trojans (5-1)
Yes, the Beavers got overpowered by Trojans in Dick Joke
Well, those of you that tuned in last Friday and followed along with our AFL Sexy Open Thread know already that the Richmond Tigers are your 2017 AFL Premiership winners!
They started off well before Adelaide reacted and started taking control of the game in the first quarter. However, the Crows
For your Sexy Friday shenanigans this week,
you get a dose of the tWBS and Balls Komedy Hour! What has made you so lucky as to receive this great honor? Well, today is the Aussie rules Grand Final and all things Aussie are taking over.
We will be giving you a full
A few years ago, I went on a nice vacation to various countries in Southeast Asia. On that trip, I went to Hong Kong, Macau, Singapore, and I ended up in Bangkok, Thailand. It was an airfare deal where you could do a certain number of countries for a certain