DFO Late Night / International Open Thread

Since nothing has been up since 3:00 PM Pacific, I’m putting the late night thread up a little early and ribbed for your commenting pleasure.

So, what’s happened in the last 24 hours?

Well, we were reminded yet again of how the Patriots are cheating cheaters that cheat until they can’t cheat no more and then they continue to cheat and say “What? Me cheat?  You must be joking!”.   As a Steeler fan, I am self-aware enough to know that we did not capitalize on all our opportunities and that Scobie is lucky to still be alive let alone have a job.  It is seriously getting fucking old, though, that every fucking time a team goes to New England, weird shit happens.  To quote Ian Fleming,

Goldfinger said, ‘Mr. Bond, they have a saying in Chicago: “Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, the third time it’s enemy action.”‘

On a brighter note, the AFL Finals got started early this morning with the West Coast Eagles (#2 seed) hosting the Hawthorn Hawks (#3 seed) in the Second Qualifying Final.  The Eagles won easily by 32 and availed themselves of a week’s rest in the form of a bye next week.  Hawthorn is not eliminated yet and awaits the winner of the Western Bulldogs-Adelaide Crows match which will start at 2:20 AM Pacific tonight.  What a perfect lead-in to Premier League football and King Hippo’s post!   Earlier tonight (around 10:20 PM Pacific, the #1 seed Fremantle Dockers host the #4 Sydney Swans in the First Qualifying Final.  The winner, again, gets a bye next week and the loser faces the winner of the Richmond Tigers-North Melbourne Kangaroos match to be held late Saturday night Pacific time.

Since we already had a Sexy Friday post, I won’t post any pics.

Ok, fine.  Here are a couple to get us started.  Tonight’s theme:  Sexy Halloween costumes.

 

I like the message on Jalapeno best

Halloween is coming, y’all!  You better get ready.  Best Halloween costume story in the comments gets a special prize.  And no, you can’t rub the lamp.

 

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laserguru

Why must you taunt my penis so?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Bored

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

i PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE HEAD So i AM A DICK iT IS ON ME THAT THAT IS MY FAULT, iT IS NOT MY FAULT BUT TOTALLLY ON BOARD BLAMING ME THE EXTRA ELL MEANS NOTHING, i WILL THET WANT ME TO SHOW

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

i WANT TO BE ON BOARD YOU ARE THE BEST.i AM STICKICKING WITH THAT

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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NSFW

Martin

Welcome, friend Moose!

Martin

Ah. Fine Mexican titties (and extras).

Alejandra Guilmant

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I got boring shit like douuing laundry

Beastmode Ate My Baby
Martin

I have to admit. There were some impressive pole dancers in Portland.

Senor Weaselo

Let’s see, I’m watching… no, not Sportscenter, no, not Baseball Tonight, not tonight, no, Fox Sports Live is even more unbearable… whatever UFC fight this is before the AFL game.

Martin
Beastmode Ate My Baby

My wife has Scobie on both of her FF teams. Please join me in mocking her.

Martin

I still can’t believe this photo was taken for the fucking New York Times … Magazine.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/3aca39d502e96032638ac3182aed8fd5/tumblr_nnidffz0Gt1uq3x5lo1_1280.jpg

Martin

http://www.teenagemutantninjaturtles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Megan-Fox-Undercover-School-Girl-Outfit-TMNT-2-movie.png

I can’t find the photos of Megan with the rest of her schoolgirl posse.

I SAID POSSE!

WCS

Christ, another FAU injury?

Senor Weaselo

The girls in the sauce packets reminded me, I made the mistake of going to Taco Bell last week. BUT it was for a good cause! As TV showed me, Taco Bell apparently makes these spicy “daredevil” grillers in chipotle, habanero, and ghost pepper varieties. As a hot sauce aficionado and glutton for punishment I had to try one of the ghost pepper ones.

And I have to say, it didn’t actually suck. Well, I mean the quality of the “meat” and “cheese” and “other toppings” was Taco Bell quality, but for once I could actually taste more than the bare minimum of ghost pepper required to legally market it as “ghost pepper.” It’s not enough to deter me from finishing it or having any major discomfort coming in, but for those who may be a little bit greener or with more sensitive stomachs and tongues may have their limits tested.

As for memorable costumes, the highlight of my collegiate career was the Thnikkaman from Homestar Runner. All it took were some shades and turning my orange T-shirt inside out and taping a TH sign to it. (I didn’t get invited to any good Halloween parties.)

Senor Weaselo

Taco Bell is one of those things where you know it’ll come back to roost eventually, but fuck it, why not? This is also true of White Castle, but their shakes are the antidote.

blordinaryfagicmox

great jeeeeooooooorrrrb with that costume

Senor Weaselo

Either way I’m excited for the inevitable Carolina Reaper influx in three years. When they’ve come up with something hotter. I’m excited for that too.

blordinaryfagicmox
WCS

HAWT TAEK ALRET:

Britta is hotter than Annie.

COME AT ME BROS

Senor Weaselo

Gillian did respond to a question of mine on that OTHER site.

blordinaryfagicmox

In real life (i.e. interviews on late night talk shows (e.g. The former Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson)) Gillian seems a little cooler. And its a hard G, like in gif.

Martin

Only because her mother didn’t know any better.

Martin

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Martin

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Devin Brugman

theeWeeBabySeamus

I see a back brace in her future.

Martin

Did you know the younger daughter on Modern Family, the one with glasses, just got breast reduction surgery? Went from F to D.

Porky Prime

From “Fuuuuuuck” to “Daaaamn”?

Martin

Yes.

It was fucking creepy and everyone in this stupid town knew it. In the interest of science, look up “Ariel Winter SAG Awards red carpet”.

Sill Bimmons

In first grade I was an Atari.

It was a cardboard box with a TV drawn on it with a still from Missile Command drawn on the pretend screen.

I completed the look with some tinfoil antennae and the game-specific paddle controller in my non-plastic-candy-pumpkin-holding hand.

Now fetch me my walker and I’ll give you a nice shiny quarter and a Werther’s Original.

blordinaryfagicmox
blordinaryfagicmox
Martin

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And the video that it comes from: http://www.gfycat.com/GraciousLeftGoat

King Hippo

The JV NFL contests are no longer competitive and I need to be up early for my beloved Everton getting their teeth kicked in by Chelski and their dirty asshole Russian mobster money.

Keep stickin’ it to the man, comrades of the Commentist Party!

blordinaryfagicmox

Utah St. coming back!

blordinaryfagicmox

Or not…

WCS

Miami getting EVERYTHING going their way, Dave Wannestache on the color commentary… is Dana Holgorsen going to be caught running a kiddie porn ring tonight?

THIS IS MY HELL

theeWeeBabySeamus

There’s a joke about raiding her tomb in there somewhere, but I’m too tired to craft it with the elegance it deserves.

ssi_bulldawg

I met Gregg Allman this evening. By met, it was more like standing near him and when my 2 year old daughter’s dancing to this band playing a outdoor concert made him laugh, I decided it was my chance. We chatted for a minute. My mom was in town visiting and she lost her mind. He let us take a pretty low key picture, so he could continue being relatively obscure in the small crowd that was watching the free show. It’s me and my daughter listening to music with Gregg Allman, all of us watching the show hanging out. I’ll show that to her in 16 years or so when she hopefully finds it cool, but not too cool. Like not, oh this will be the reason I get my first neck tattoo cool.

Sill Bimmons

Doctor: I’m sorry, sir, but we’re going to have to amputate your leg.

Patient: You mean…

Doctor: Yes. I’m afraid you have Scobees.

Sill Bimmons

I haven’t checked either.

blordinaryfagicmox
WCS

FAU’s players are dropping quicker than characters in the first part of The Stand.

King Hippo

M-O-O-N! That spells Howard Schnellenberger!

blordinaryfagicmox

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King Hippo

Too much Alison Brie is never enough…

blordinaryfagicmox
Senor Weaselo

I think it’s a body double, sadly.

Martin

Tania Raymonde.

King Hippo

Martin knows goddamned EVERYTHING.

WCS

Watching it on mute is great!

King Hippo

I prefer to chuckle knowing I’ve seen the “after” pictures.

King Hippo

Somebody needed a coke habit to beat back the inner Louisiana trailer bride smgdh

theeWeeBabySeamus

Coked up Pam was hot.
Not Cheryl/Carol hot. But still hot.

theeWeeBabySeamus

awesome

theeWeeBabySeamus

Criminy.

Now I wanna buy a boat.

King Hippo

I am willing to listen to her full and complete sales pitch.

SonOfSpam

Hey DFOgies – just wanted to check in. Gotta be family guy the rest of the night (without the obnoxious New England accent), so have a terrific evening, and know that you’ve loved. Probably. Not by me or anything, but like, someone somewhere.

SonOfSpam

YES. I am happy. And buzzed. And comfortable. Thank you very much for asking, and enjoy LA this weekend. I’ll be seeing Brian Regan tomorrow night, so things are good. He’s a funny non-blue motherfucker.

montythisseemsstrangetome

LOVE Brian Regan

blordinaryfagicmox

This is worse than the time when we were all trapped in your Uncle Frank’s attic in Germany in 1942 (start flashback).

WCS

Well, if we’re going to have a theme (aside from hot Cleopatra that is), let’s go:

King Hippo

I had that album at one point.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I still practice duck and cover.

It came in handy while I was married.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Dave Wannestedt still looks constipated, btw.

King Hippo

In addition to birthdays, I also hate Halloween. Because I am NO GODDAMNED FUN.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

It is my birthday. I fucking hate it still. you are fine. And my pants are just gone. They may have existed at one point, just gone now

King Hippo

well, that I like…but my hatred of parties and the expectation that I also be costumed overrules that.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I was angry he used a pic he used last night. I mean I am on board because Alison Brie but still.

SonOfSpam

Halloween is great, provided you have neighbors who treat it like a party every year and invite you to join them.

blordinaryfagicmox

Conversation with everyone I meet on Halloween*:
Q. Whats Halloween?
A. It’s the holiday where you dress up!! Woo!
Q. Why do you dress up?
A. Because it’s Halloween!! Woo!
//”Everyone” means my friends Johnny, Jack, and Jimmy

King Hippo

HYPNOTIZED AM I

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Same post as last night Martin? I expect better. Especially with Alison Brie!

King Hippo

Happy 9/11, one and all! There’s still 45 minutes of par-TAY time left, people!!

/adding to my hell ledger

theeWeeBabySeamus

It’s like The Village People on acid.

That’s awesome.

King Hippo

They played Wolfstock the year before I started at NC State. The campus police shut the show down and everyone (students and band) walked to The Brewery on Hillsborough and the show went on.

I forever felt cheated.

WCS

PATRIOTIC!

SonOfSpam

Something stand at attention something.

blordinaryfagicmox

Minor rules that would be fun to eliminate: no more credit for forward progress; when your knee hits the ground is when the ball gets spotted.

Senor Weaselo

What about when there’s eight people trying to push the guy back and he still won’t go down and they whistle the play dead?

blordinaryfagicmox

Then the runner loses those 20 yards. Did I fall asleep and get transported to communist Russia where they just give out yards for free?

WCS

No slutty Cleopatra? I am disappoint.

WCS

Goddammit.

blordinaryfagicmox

If I had a choice to eliminate either some form of cancer of preseason college football rankings… I’d make sure I had a secret ballot.

blordinaryfagicmox

err, OR, not of.

WCS

Preseason Heisman rankings are somehow worse than dick cancer.