Since nothing has been up since 3:00 PM Pacific, I’m putting the late night thread up a little early and ribbed for your commenting pleasure.
So, what’s happened in the last 24 hours?
Well, we were reminded yet again of how the Patriots are cheating cheaters that cheat until they can’t cheat no more and then they continue to cheat and say “What? Me cheat? You must be joking!”. As a Steeler fan, I am self-aware enough to know that we did not capitalize on all our opportunities and that Scobie is lucky to still be alive let alone have a job. It is seriously getting fucking old, though, that every fucking time a team goes to New England, weird shit happens. To quote Ian Fleming,
Goldfinger said, ‘Mr. Bond, they have a saying in Chicago: “Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, the third time it’s enemy action.”‘
On a brighter note, the AFL Finals got started early this morning with the West Coast Eagles (#2 seed) hosting the Hawthorn Hawks (#3 seed) in the Second Qualifying Final. The Eagles won easily by 32 and availed themselves of a week’s rest in the form of a bye next week. Hawthorn is not eliminated yet and awaits the winner of the Western Bulldogs-Adelaide Crows match which will start at 2:20 AM Pacific tonight. What a perfect lead-in to Premier League football and King Hippo’s post! Earlier tonight (around 10:20 PM Pacific, the #1 seed Fremantle Dockers host the #4 Sydney Swans in the First Qualifying Final. The winner, again, gets a bye next week and the loser faces the winner of the Richmond Tigers-North Melbourne Kangaroos match to be held late Saturday night Pacific time.
Since we already had a Sexy Friday post, I won’t post any pics.
Ok, fine. Here are a couple to get us started. Tonight’s theme: Sexy Halloween costumes.
Halloween is coming, y’all! You better get ready. Best Halloween costume story in the comments gets a special prize. And no, you can’t rub the lamp.
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Why must you taunt my penis so?
Bored
i PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE HEAD So i AM A DICK iT IS ON ME THAT THAT IS MY FAULT, iT IS NOT MY FAULT BUT TOTALLLY ON BOARD BLAMING ME THE EXTRA ELL MEANS NOTHING, i WILL THET WANT ME TO SHOW
i WANT TO BE ON BOARD YOU ARE THE BEST.i AM STICKICKING WITH THAT
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NSFW
Welcome, friend Moose!
Evening, Moose!
Ah. Fine Mexican titties (and extras).
Alejandra Guilmant
I got boring shit like douuing laundry
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http://36.media.tumblr.com/19beb87c9fd2394e4a4a4ee1a6414ac5/tumblr_n35bv0vnNZ1r888xpo1_500.jpg
Jazzma Kendrick
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http://36.media.tumblr.com/acb8f37f15c5b043ad9bf358cd4a3315/tumblr_nqtj79X2OO1rddbpso5_500.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/3f3b5e7b901f262b48767fe0747d35a8/tumblr_nqtj79X2OO1rddbpso6_500.jpg
http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/36200000/After-School-Uee-image-after-school-uee-36233541-245-160.gif
http://36.media.tumblr.com/9fbb84ac88272802d1973fd4dd71d90d/tumblr_nt1xmpZTUO1uq3x5lo1_400.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Gq6rVeR.gif
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I admire the shit out of good pole work. Always tip extra for that, no matter what she looks like.
I have to admit. There were some impressive pole dancers in Portland.
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That was my version of Krzysztof Kieślowski’s Colors Trilogy.
Let’s see, I’m watching… no, not Sportscenter, no, not Baseball Tonight, not tonight, no, Fox Sports Live is even more unbearable… whatever UFC fight this is before the AFL game.
She looks like Wolfmom here.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/ac111ece30d4eea5e78ab958daa54b17/tumblr_nov80aVFpO1uq3x5lo1_1280.jpg
Little too monochromatic around here.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/cbddf4fb38d164265ea3239c94ae7423/tumblr_nox3qo9SYI1uq3x5lo1_1280.jpg
Good call. Rihanna is a little crazy, but probably the good way.
My wife has Scobie on both of her FF teams. Please join me in mocking her.
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I still can’t believe this photo was taken for the fucking New York Times … Magazine.
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http://www.teenagemutantninjaturtles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Megan-Fox-Undercover-School-Girl-Outfit-TMNT-2-movie.png
I can’t find the photos of Megan with the rest of her schoolgirl posse.
I SAID POSSE!
Christ, another FAU injury?
The girls in the sauce packets reminded me, I made the mistake of going to Taco Bell last week. BUT it was for a good cause! As TV showed me, Taco Bell apparently makes these spicy “daredevil” grillers in chipotle, habanero, and ghost pepper varieties. As a hot sauce aficionado and glutton for punishment I had to try one of the ghost pepper ones.
And I have to say, it didn’t actually suck. Well, I mean the quality of the “meat” and “cheese” and “other toppings” was Taco Bell quality, but for once I could actually taste more than the bare minimum of ghost pepper required to legally market it as “ghost pepper.” It’s not enough to deter me from finishing it or having any major discomfort coming in, but for those who may be a little bit greener or with more sensitive stomachs and tongues may have their limits tested.
As for memorable costumes, the highlight of my collegiate career was the Thnikkaman from Homestar Runner. All it took were some shades and turning my orange T-shirt inside out and taping a TH sign to it. (I didn’t get invited to any good Halloween parties.)
I am an unabashed Taco Bell fan. Which, having been born in Mexico, makes me a bit of an outcast. Their app is one of the greatest inventions of the 21st century.
As way of apology, here is a topless Carla Gugino gif:
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Taco Bell is one of those things where you know it’ll come back to roost eventually, but fuck it, why not? This is also true of White Castle, but their shakes are the antidote.
Funny, I’ve never had that issue. You get me a bowl of fresh papaya though, and I’m on the toilet for three days.
great jeeeeooooooorrrrb with that costume
Either way I’m excited for the inevitable Carolina Reaper influx in three years. When they’ve come up with something hotter. I’m excited for that too.
http://img.pandawhale.com/post-20344-annie-kisses-britta-gif-Commun-abDd.gif
HAWT TAEK ALRET:
Britta is hotter than Annie.
COME AT ME BROS
Gillian did respond to a question of mine on that OTHER site.
In real life (i.e. interviews on late night talk shows (e.g. The former Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson)) Gillian seems a little cooler. And its a hard G, like in gif.
Only because her mother didn’t know any better.
Those must be heavy…
Devin Brugman
I see a back brace in her future.
Did you know the younger daughter on Modern Family, the one with glasses, just got breast reduction surgery? Went from F to D.
From “Fuuuuuuck” to “Daaaamn”?
Yes.
It was fucking creepy and everyone in this stupid town knew it. In the interest of science, look up “Ariel Winter SAG Awards red carpet”.
In first grade I was an Atari.
It was a cardboard box with a TV drawn on it with a still from Missile Command drawn on the pretend screen.
I completed the look with some tinfoil antennae and the game-specific paddle controller in my non-plastic-candy-pumpkin-holding hand.
Now fetch me my walker and I’ll give you a nice shiny quarter and a Werther’s Original.
http://my.ign.com/atari/missile-command
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dNB_RjpWnsI/hqdefault.jpg
12845! Wooooo!
Kinda like this?
And the video that it comes from: http://www.gfycat.com/GraciousLeftGoat
Oh Rachel Bilson, is there anything you can’t do?
Nope
http://giant.gfycat.com/SourPleasantHagfish.gif
The JV NFL contests are no longer competitive and I need to be up early for my beloved Everton getting their teeth kicked in by Chelski and their dirty asshole Russian mobster money.
Keep stickin’ it to the man, comrades of the Commentist Party!
Utah St. coming back!
Or not…
Miami getting EVERYTHING going their way, Dave Wannestache on the color commentary… is Dana Holgorsen going to be caught running a kiddie porn ring tonight?
THIS IS MY HELL
Lara Croft?
http://36.media.tumblr.com/a2803e6f2404cdde7a79608e040a9e86/tumblr_noslyxy0zZ1uq3x5lo1_1280.jpg
Close enough for government work!
There’s a joke about raiding her tomb in there somewhere, but I’m too tired to craft it with the elegance it deserves.
I met Gregg Allman this evening. By met, it was more like standing near him and when my 2 year old daughter’s dancing to this band playing a outdoor concert made him laugh, I decided it was my chance. We chatted for a minute. My mom was in town visiting and she lost her mind. He let us take a pretty low key picture, so he could continue being relatively obscure in the small crowd that was watching the free show. It’s me and my daughter listening to music with Gregg Allman, all of us watching the show hanging out. I’ll show that to her in 16 years or so when she hopefully finds it cool, but not too cool. Like not, oh this will be the reason I get my first neck tattoo cool.
Doctor: I’m sorry, sir, but we’re going to have to amputate your leg.
Patient: You mean…
Doctor: Yes. I’m afraid you have Scobees.
That’s beautiful. I haven’t checked. Is he still on the roster?
I haven’t checked either.
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FAU’s players are dropping quicker than characters in the first part of The Stand.
M-O-O-N! That spells Howard Schnellenberger!
O HAI BRITTANY
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Too much Alison Brie is never enough…
http://www.joblo.com/videos/movie-clips/born-best-parts
I think it’s a body double, sadly.
http://giant.gfycat.com/GiddyRelievedBantamrooster.gif
Who is that?
Tania Raymonde.
Martin knows goddamned EVERYTHING.
That girl has an uncanny resemblance to the girl that shoots rainbows out of her vagina. Sadly, Covalent is the only one that will get that reference and I don’t think she is here tonight.
This video still is insane to me. I cannot look away:
Watching it on mute is great!
I prefer to chuckle knowing I’ve seen the “after” pictures.
Seriously, how the fuck did that happen? She had an amazing body.
Somebody needed a coke habit to beat back the inner Louisiana trailer bride smgdh
Right?
http://cdn3-www.craveonline.com/assets/uploads/2014/02/Archer-504.jpg
Coked up Pam was hot.
Not Cheryl/Carol hot. But still hot.
Ok, embarrasing revelation: At one point in time, that was my ringtone. I regret nothing.
awesome
Too good not to post. I can’t believe I didn’t include it in the original post:
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Criminy.
Now I wanna buy a boat.
I am willing to listen to her full and complete sales pitch.
Hey DFOgies – just wanted to check in. Gotta be family guy the rest of the night (without the obnoxious New England accent), so have a terrific evening, and know that you’ve loved. Probably. Not by me or anything, but like, someone somewhere.
Hope your AC is working!
YES. I am happy. And buzzed. And comfortable. Thank you very much for asking, and enjoy LA this weekend. I’ll be seeing Brian Regan tomorrow night, so things are good. He’s a funny non-blue motherfucker.
LOVE Brian Regan
This is worse than the time when we were all trapped in your Uncle Frank’s attic in Germany in 1942 (start flashback).
Well, if we’re going to have a theme (aside from hot Cleopatra that is), let’s go:
I had that album at one point.
We all did. I think it was like mandatory.
I still practice duck and cover.
It came in handy while I was married.
Dave Wannestedt still looks constipated, btw.
In addition to birthdays, I also hate Halloween. Because I am NO GODDAMNED FUN.
It is my birthday. I fucking hate it still. you are fine. And my pants are just gone. They may have existed at one point, just gone now
What about the Underpants?
http://b-i.forbesimg.com/christinecomaford/files/2013/09/underpants-gnomes.jpg
You don’t even like the fact that girls use that as an excuse to dress in incredibly skimpy outfits?
well, that I like…but my hatred of parties and the expectation that I also be costumed overrules that.
I was angry he used a pic he used last night. I mean I am on board because Alison Brie but still.
Halloween is great, provided you have neighbors who treat it like a party every year and invite you to join them.
Conversation with everyone I meet on Halloween*:
Q. Whats Halloween?
A. It’s the holiday where you dress up!! Woo!
Q. Why do you dress up?
A. Because it’s Halloween!! Woo!
//”Everyone” means my friends Johnny, Jack, and Jimmy
“Slut”
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HYPNOTIZED AM I
Same post as last night Martin? I expect better. Especially with Alison Brie!
Happy 9/11, one and all! There’s still 45 minutes of par-TAY time left, people!!
/adding to my hell ledger
It’s like The Village People on acid.
That’s awesome.
They played Wolfstock the year before I started at NC State. The campus police shut the show down and everyone (students and band) walked to The Brewery on Hillsborough and the show went on.
I forever felt cheated.
I’m saluting.
http://editorialitecom.c.presscdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/rachel-bilson-american-flag-bikini-gq.jpg
PATRIOTIC!
Something stand at attention something.
Minor rules that would be fun to eliminate: no more credit for forward progress; when your knee hits the ground is when the ball gets spotted.
What about when there’s eight people trying to push the guy back and he still won’t go down and they whistle the play dead?
Then the runner loses those 20 yards. Did I fall asleep and get transported to communist Russia where they just give out yards for free?
No slutty Cleopatra? I am disappoint.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
http://i1204.photobucket.com/albums/bb402/MarzAttackz/heidi-klum-halloween-party-with-kesha-05.jpg
Goddammit.
If I had a choice to eliminate either some form of cancer of preseason college football rankings… I’d make sure I had a secret ballot.
err, OR, not of.
Preseason Heisman rankings are somehow worse than dick cancer.