That was a great day, wasn’t it? Remember when that guy scored? I didn’t think it would happen. But that guy that got injured-that was a bad break. But at least the home team won, right? And the cheerleaders, oh the cheerleaders! That rookie is going to be something special, isn’t he? But that vet-I thought he was going to be okay but it’s obvious the years have taken their toll. And that team that is 1-0? Who could have seen that coming? So much to discuss at the water cooler tomorrow!
NYG vs Dal: Hey Romo, here’s your early Xmas present-Giants starting safeties Brandon Collins (a rookie) and Cooper Taylor ( I assume he is a developmentally-challenged hobo that hides in a shopping cart when on the sidelines). If the Cowboys D falters a bit we may get a shoot-out but the talent levels between these teams is significant. Eli likes turtles.
Pantsless venting.
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No one is here so I’ll go with upside-down no pants.
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HAHAHAHA…..ha….ha…. oh shit, I hate the Cowboys.
I don’t know what’s worse, the Cowboys winning, or winning by 1 and costing me the percentage of the pool I was winning?
Oh, I know – it’s that I missed the afternoon games due to family commitments. I’ll never be a good Kommenter…
If it makes you feel any better, I could make those games and I’d still be a shitty Kommentor
Hey. Hey. We’re all good kommenters here. If we weren’t, we’d still be at UPROXX.
Pssssssst….no more Komedy K’s…
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Night boys, more good than bad happened for me tonight. So when people ask me why I’m hungover tomorrow I can tell them I was drinking in celebration instead of abject despair. A novelty for me and people who know me.
Dez has a broken foot, out 4-6.
They’ll probably go 5-1, dammit.
What the hell happened? I left to use the washroom at the 2 minute warning and the game seemed over. How the shit did the Giants derp the game away?
Fuck every single thing up.
Every.
Single.
Thing.
Eli Mannings is an answer to that question. He might not be THE answer, but is definitely involved. Much like George Lucas.
Oh we hittin’ 1,500 boys.
Good night you magnificent bastards.
And, as always, fuck UPROXX.
Aren’t UPROXX our Judas?
Bearers of bad news in service of a greater tiding?
RAPPOCCIO IS OUR BARABBAS
Fuck the infidel Uproxx!
Fiddlesticks.
Ahh. Bullshit. Anyway, this .gif gives me joy when I’m disappointed. If you sync Jimi Hendrix “Little Wing” up just right, the ball hits on time.
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Holy fuck. That is fucking hilarious.
Night all, lets do this again next week….or tomorrow….fuck, there are three games tomorrow…
A lot of things are baffling to Tony Dungy, the bible being one of them.
Oh he’s fine with the Bible.
The Constitution on the other hand…
As an Atheist I find his understanding of the bible also baffling.
No, his command of the bible is pretty fucked.
Hate the sin, love the sinner.
That’s clearly not how he sees things.
I think we can all agree that he’s pretty shit with both.
Sill, we’re going to get along just fine.
I bet DraftKings wishes their million-dollar winners had less punchable faces.
Night all, glad we still get to do this.
“We weren’t playing that good” -Tony Romo
Giants snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
Well Fuck the Cowboys, and their fans with rusty pitchforks!
Not the ones around here, you guys are pretty cool, you just get new pitchforks.
Awesome, I’ve gotta turn the garden for garlic soon anywa…Hey, wait a minute!
Dallas clearly should have lost…but I’ll take it!
Agreed. They sucked tonight. Got a gift from the refs and a bigger one from Eli, Coughlin or both.
This will be a great opening week if the Eagles shit the bed tonite.
Only in Bob Costa’ world would it take an hour to dissect a game that lasts… well, an hour. Go suck on a baseball, Bob.
I cannot stand the dude at all. I just want to punch him. I got WAY more enjoyment when he got pink eye than I ever should.
Kamikazeli
Good night, my pretties, and thanks again for coming back after Thursday’s serverpocalypse!
At least you’re honest with yourself.
Seriously? It’s an SNF branded game ball?
Fuck this. We need corporate taxes.
Yup, Football is back. Feeling that disappointment where the Giants just happen to make you believe for the slightest moment, than rip it out from under you.
God i missed this feeling.
Later all. I’m gonna go have some nightmares (they fuel my commentist #content).
By which I mean, g’night you glorious fuckers.
And this
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Well, the best thing to take from this is that they might have to saw Dez Bryant leg off.
Fuck Fucking McFuckstick.
Once again…I plead…every NFL and major college franchise should have on staff a clock management specialist. Because the jocks just can’t be trusted to do the very simplest arithmetic.
When the Cowboys have home field advantage and end up in the SB as a result of tonight’s game, remember that it all came down to that factor.
This is a 1-15 Cowboys team.
oof, hush you with your horrible scenarios.
That’s the kind of clock management mistake I make in Madden, but then again, I’m pretty drunk by then.
I’m gonna go watch Curb Your Enthusiasm until I realize there are people who hate people more than I do. This has been altogether far too much fun. Night, all.
ABORTIONS FOR SOME, A GOOD NIGHT’S SLEEP AND TINY AMERICAN FLAGS FOR ALL!
Not all. I’ve got mice that keep me awake at night
You people are aware that Doktor Zymm is a highly precocious 16-year-old boy, right?
I think we all clued in when Zymm started talking about being sexually aroused, masterbaiting and orgasming. Zymm might as well have said she was a unicorn.
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Time to get drunk and get laid.
Former is handled. Latter is too expensive.
Eli Manning: Two-time Super Bowl MVP
I get blood coming out of my left ear whenever I focus on that too much.
Better than Tom Brady: Two-more-time Super Bowl MVP
Al, Chris is hard to describe. THIS is nightmare fuel.
Well, at least I get to post this.
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She seems nice.
Yup, peak NFC East football right there.
So what do we call that? Three Mile Eli?
Fukusheli?
Inverse 2 Kings 2:23-25?
Caughlin’s face is in mid December red
Man, I can’t imagine the post-game orgy going down on Jerral’s BangBros bus.
Outstanding job to all of you! Great commenting!
Cuz we don’t play Prevent Commenting.
Well ladies and gents, not the best outcome but I’m happy we have this space again. Good night
Tony Romo tried to give the game away, and Tom Coughlin couldn’t accept it.
I’m gonna go to sleep, sadly minus my ladyboner. Oh well, better than I though the Giants would do.
Sorry, Doktor.
I sort of want to listen to Francesca tomorrow m
I immediately request a gif of that Eli manning pass.
I’d expect this kind of outcome from the Jets.
Bad form, old chap. The Jets wouldn’t even have been IN this game at the end to fuck it up this way.
Gotta give credit to Romo there. That was epic as hell.
No. No I don’t.
No I don’t. Tillman died just so I don’t have to.
I will never understand the absolute hate that Romo gets in Dallas. My brother used to live there and dear god he would get crucified by the fan base all the time.
As if QB’s are just a dime a dozen. The dude played with a fucking punctured lung once and people still call him a pussy.
Because football fans are assholes and Texas fans are worse and Texas fans of Dallas are the worstest.
Its not fucking hindsight…its fucking common sense.