That was a great day, wasn’t it? Remember when that guy scored? I didn’t think it would happen. But that guy that got injured-that was a bad break. But at least the home team won, right? And the cheerleaders, oh the cheerleaders! That rookie is going to be something special, isn’t he? But that vet-I thought he was going to be okay but it’s obvious the years have taken their toll. And that team that is 1-0? Who could have seen that coming? So much to discuss at the water cooler tomorrow!
NYG vs Dal: Hey Romo, here’s your early Xmas present-Giants starting safeties Brandon Collins (a rookie) and Cooper Taylor ( I assume he is a developmentally-challenged hobo that hides in a shopping cart when on the sidelines). If the Cowboys D falters a bit we may get a shoot-out but the talent levels between these teams is significant. Eli likes turtles.
I’m glad we got that NASCAR update
http://i.imgur.com/LwgDlZV
NSFW, blow job
Grandma!
You work in the wrong place.
Too much thinking. It’s just naked and rye from here on out.
There you go. May the Giants win for you.
Now you’re on the trolley!
Shit, I got two ryes. Templeton was first in my hand, thus first in my mouth. Done.
Rye for everyone!
/Does not have rye
//Doesn’t think he’s even tried rye
http://40.media.tumblr.com/9ae38eb01a6c24b1fd7b0c4d060897bc/tumblr_nsfjoy5CCI1uq3x5lo1_1280.jpg
HINT HINT
Oh Iliza… chronically unfunny.
passing the point of no return!
Surveillance footage of Doc Zymm
http://113.imagebam.com/download/wfnraSAbJPnJanYSM1l1ig/43161/431605632/Daddario17.gif
Bullshit, that girl’s wearing pants.
Oh, yeah, I forgot about that, classes are cancelled at Ball So Hard U this year.
Ball So Hard U > University of Phoenix
Its degree is a lot more prestigious.
The online course: 101 Ways to Use Bleach is still open though
Wait – so SEA needed one yard and they ran it? And it failed?
God is really testing Wilson.
Keeb Talib, back to the hollow tree.
3 bucks says rodgers gets fellated disproportionate to his performance
It’s all men doing the fellating, so he probably doesn’t mind.
Woooooooooooooo
http://113.imagebam.com/download/RvRAPSC2VLFmCYebUK0QRw/43160/431599072/Carla07.gif
That’s the same tap I give my wife when I’m about to climax.
See y’all next week. With my new work schedule I’m a first half warrior only these days. 0400 comes mighty early.
Love seeing so many from the old guard here.I feel like HDTGW talking about family. Next time, Gadget, next time.
Who blows more of their operating capital on advertising, DraftKings or Game of War (or any of those free to play games)
Game of War. Upton titties aint cheap
Has to be draft kings because those free gaming sites probably make a large killing on selling their clients’ information to 3rd parties
Doc Zymm: Lose the panties.
They’re pants. The fucking word is in the name!
This site was built on NO PANTS!
Dammit, you’re right! But don’t ya’ll sit around in boxers, how are those not pants?
No
Have you read my underwear reviews?
Running shorts. Underwear is the devil.
Ill take my small batch beverages in bourbon. Not coffee. Thanks starbucks.
Mom?
He returns!…….No shenmale?
I happened to be listening to a really old Frotcast the other day and heard your Koi Call, and was dying laughing.
http://i.imgur.com/agVXxUB
NSFW. Your Grandma was nice.
My neighborhood was decidedly festive an hour ago. Now, not so much. The silence sustains me.
Should I open another bottle of wine? I should open another bottle of wine. And get rid of one of my two articles of clothing. Red or white?
Always red. Always.
wine or clothing?
On consideration, it’s applicable to both
well, if ya go red wine, I’d ditch the white clothing. that just makes sense, from a single Dad laundry logic perspective.
Both
I’m useless on wine. It all sounds like “whiskey?” to me. Articles of clothing I am very helpful with. Remove the red one.
Depends. What food are you eating with the wine?
Food? I finished with that hours ago. Right now my side dish is FUCK DALLAS.
Schadenfreude. TASTES GREAT! LESS FILLING!!
Coach T, you lost to an FCS team, what are you going to do?
Just got back from temple, Bears lost, I’m watching the giants game with my gf’s NY family and a tumbler full of Cuban rum. Sup?
Oh yeah? Well *I* put together a 5 qt pot of chili during my wife’s stupid walking dead spinoff show and now I am sitting with beer and FOOTBAW.
Giants FG: Eva Amurri
http://41.media.tumblr.com/8b89f7e7003bb4921dc307ee6cde3ce2/tumblr_nt1x58YfPz1uq3x5lo1_r1_1280.jpg
Sucks. All her best images and gifs are Not Safe for Commentistry.
I am in Vegas and I am holding Collinsworth’s tie
No 20 year olds in the Giants box tonight, I call bullshit
http://i.imgur.com/s9EoVgs.jpg
This first half, “Wacky”
FUCK DALLAS.
GO FOR IT. ALWAYS GO FOR IT.
nuzzle that clit?
Flick that bean, Lorde!
Al’s definition of wacky is much different than my definition of wacky
They’re going to miss this, the Cowboys are going to fumble and he’ll miss again.
Preston Parker is a la crosse players name
Never trust someone with two last names!
Refresh automatically my automatically refreshing goosebumping sack. YA HEAR ME ZYMM? MY SACK IS ON YOUR LEVEL! (no it isn’t)
Way to fuck that one up Eli. No crayons for you at halftime.
Waitaminute, OBJ has only one catch so far? For 3 yards? Against this secondary?
YOU SUCK ELI!
He also has one almost death.
Because tits
http://38.media.tumblr.com/157279e64fa3d0a3a8a2766bc792188c/tumblr_nnwub1gq4y1uq3x5lo1_400.gif
DELIGHTFUL
This reminds me of Brazil fans during the last World Cup
Take that, French manicure.
There is a nightmarish mouth-eyes photoshop in her future.
Oh, Dez.
Fuck you.
Always fun
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/article/media_slots/photos/000/584/109/Briggs1_original.gif?1350772336
A nap is sounding more and more like a great idea.
Y’all keeping score right this down.
http://i.imgur.com/wLXceWa
NSFW
Every Cowboy fuckup is like a little nuzzle to the clit. It won’t make the Skins second half right, but it’ll still feel damn good.
I suddenly find myself rooting for the Giants…
Me too. I just want to see where this goes.
Excuse me. I need to find a Dallas-area sniper on short notice.
Lucky for me, that’s not a difficult task to complete.
Poolside Bikini titties
http://gfycat.com/SpicyBaggyAxisdeer
THREE TDONNELL
http://i.imgur.com/Emn8jk8.png
DALLASFREUDE
Romolicious is dead. Long live Romolicious!
Jesus Christ lady it’s 10-6 in the first half of Week 1!
If this keeps up, in four hours I’m going to need to consult my physician.
Ely really earning that fat paycheck.
That was a bullshit unnecessary roughness call.
Good to see the Cowboys in post-season form already.
What. The. Fuck.
Maybe 8-8 is optimistic this year for the Cowboys
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MOAR RUNNING TITTIES
http://gfycat.com/EagerInnocentBoto
Swimming Titties
http://gfycat.com/ForkedLastingClumber
I watched that movie for the wholesale destruction and her. It…. It is not a good movie.
So basically the game will come down to who sucks less.
It could go from suck to blow.
Eli: “cmon guys I can win this!”
Romo: “I’ll do my part.”
SAD COWBOYS FAN GIF IMMEDIATELY!