I’d make reference to some sort of baseball term indicating the second of two games played in a row but I’ve still got my dignity.
Min at SF: Do you think that AP’s son gets to stay up late tonight to watch the game and if there are any repercussions to follow later on? Hey, “I’M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS”. Personally, I think AP is gonna tear the league a new farthole in their jorts. Bridgewater looked better but how could he not. I love the “trial by fire” that rook QB’s go through-it’s fun to guess who is going to end up a confidence-bereft husk of a ex-player with several million dollars in their bank account. This may/may not apply to Vince Young-I don’t have access to his bank account. As for the ‘9ers [Bob Marley’s “Exodus” plays softly in the background] there’s a shit ton of moving parts to be replaced/re-assembled and I don’t think it can be done in one training camp. I’m guessing they’ll be looking up to everyone in their division.
Why is DIlfer yelling at me?
I think on that ap run up the middle a few aha ago, he was actually cumming at us.
If the 9er’s really wanted the ‘synergy’ then they should be wearing all denim uniforms.
It’s officially football season now.
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SLOBBERKNOCKERS: Christy Canyon VS Peter North, Episode VII
Nice to see the Niners are getting their jerseys from Bay Area junkies who bought them in Taiwan.
All-Dressed Ruffles couming tou Mourka:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ruffles-all-dressed-chips-coming-to-us_55f6d00ae4b063ecbfa4c9c2
Is everything okay, Sill?
“Unexcuseable “, “Unexcuseably “. Trent is giving a real English lesson tonight.
That run is unpossible!
This was my EXACT same thought. Oh Trent…
“…and it’s a shame.”
– this game in a nutshell
If Berman started stroking out while he was talking, would anyone be able to notice?
Would anyone care
Back from watching the finale of NInja Warrior. Two beat Midoriyama, but the fastest got the money.
“The winner gets a million dollars. The loser gets validated parking.”
The loser just gets a title of AN American Ninja Warrior, I guess, because technically he did clear the course… What’s that? No? Sorry.
This game is so bad it’s making my drive to Buffalo tomorrow look pretty good.
S7orm 7hrowing
How apropos, the British Grenadiers march and US presidents
The vast majority of people have no idea what that song is called.
up for whatever. except scoring any points.
How many themes does this game have? Is it also a heartfelt coming of age story?
Starring Ron Jeremy
SLOBBERKNOCKER IX: THE PENALTIES OF ACCIDENTAL COMPETENCE.
SLOBBERKNOCKER X: THE BARNBURNING
SLOBBERKNOCKER XI: REVENGE OF THE BARNBURNING DOGFIGHTING BACK-ALLEY KNOCKDOWN DRAGOUT BEER BRAWL….. PART TWO.
I wonder if the Silicon Valley boys can make a car powered exclusively by Chris Berman’s farts.
Get Jerry Brown to give ESPN some carbon credits for all the methane expelled.
Sounds more like a job for the cast of Halt And Catch Leather.
I like how informal he was with that penalty call.
Honest to god…I thought we were in the 3rd quarter by now. Its like this game won’t end. Just like the 80’s. The stupid 80’s never ended!
Some of these 49ers are playing like they want to retire by halftime.
‘This will be a theme throughout the game.’
Welp, that’s a ringing endorsement.
The Johnson County Landfill caught fire a few years back. Looked a lot like this game.
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penalty is “CASTIGO” – I like that MUCH better
Not much longer for this…
I’m not going to voluntarily stop watching this game until it’s done, but I can’t promise I won’t pass out.
omg something happen
This is a fail-off
SLOBBERKNOCKERS VOLUME IV: THE REVENGE OF TITS MCGEE
If enough people sign the petition, do you think ESPN would just switch to a Madden 16 preview of this game at halftime? That way we might get some accidental competence.
Going to watch men in Blazers , enjoy the derp fest dumpster fire
Soccer and british fellows on an NFL blog?
http://i.imgur.com/SjL5E3h.gif
Yeah…not too worried about Teddy putting up 40+ points in fantasy tonight.
Dear Jeebus, am I fucked in my money league if Rodgers ever gets hurt.
The league should make an exception and award a win to neither of these teams.
SLOBBERKNOCKERS: An Original Series From ESPN.
I’m Trent Dilfer
And I’m meth-huffing hyped as fuck Trent Dilfer
Fuck this shit, I’m out.
Alright, got some beer. Miss anything?
Imagine a turd taking a shit on a pile of caustic diarrhea. Its’ worse than that
The turd was also puking, and the diarrhea was syphillis diarrhea.
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Is there some kind of bet the ESPN producers had to get the announcers to say Slobberknocker as many times as possible?
Winner gets to punch Berman in the gunt?
Jonathan Coachman must be writing the scripts.
THIS GAME, I CALL IT THE CAST OF SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE BECAUSE IT’S NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME
How has Berman not suffered a heart attack yet?
I don’t know, but I keep praying for one. today I sacrificed a three eyed goat, no luck so far.
He has. He’s on his third heart transplant. Most recent victim: Stu Scott.
Which Bay Area hooters did the 49ers find their new coach in?
You mean “Hooters Parking Lot” right?
Dear lord I just got off the phone with work.
Like I mentioned in a previous thread, I had a mental breakdown recently. So I am on meds and shit. Suppose to be taking it easy.
In Arkansas (I’m in Virginia), I just got word one of my coworkers went down with a heart attack. Mild one, he’s okay, and thankfully the site he was at is well run. Apparently this young millwright noticed my coworker was rubbing his chest, complaining of pain, and the kid just went and got an EMT against my coworker’s wishes.
I’m reading this just now with my jaw dropped cause I was just talking to my coworker a few hours ago and he seemed fine. No sooner than I finish the email, my boss calls and asks if I would be willing to go off my meds and start driving to Arkansas now.
“Um…no. I mean I honestly can’t pass a drug test in less than 12 hours. And I am not allowed to operate a vehicle let alone a castrip, You need to get someone else”
As the husband of an attorney, I strongly advise you to document this. Just in case.
Yeah it would never fly to begin with because I don’t technically work for him while on medical hold. He would have to get a slew of people to approve it. And again, as soon as I show up, I got to pass a drug test…which I won’t.
I also can’t really talk right now and I twitch like crazy. I’ve worked at this site before so they will notice right away something isn’t right in my head.
Jeez dude hope things get better
Seriously! This has been the month from hell for me.
I feel terrible for my coworker. The dude is this awesome old cat who plays the drums all the time (though when we were stuck in India together sharing a room, I wanted to kill him when he would play non-stop).
Fuck me the Niners new coach is Carl, from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!
It don’t matter, none uh dis matters.
That’s awesome.
He don’t need no instructions to teach him how to rock!
MIKE WALLACE SIGHTING
I WIN WOO
Teddy seems to be channeling Fran Tarkenton with the “That’s Incredible” passes to no one.
“Yes, a vodka soda for the lady, and a jaquiski tartt for me.”
Holy balls this game is amazing
Bye bye Bushie
Sweet baby Jesus this game is awesome!