Well, it’s been quite a day! Martin brought back Sexy Friday with a vengeance that seemed to be squarely aimed at two of my favorite things. As I was driving home, the radio was on and it was a cool dj mix of current pop hits but remixed in an old school electronica way. The sun was shining, the air was warm, and all I could think of was a cold beer in my hand and a Vegas pool party. I am not in Vegas, but I got that vibe. Weird? MAYBE!
In any case, that is my theme for tonight’s open thread: Good times, good weather, good drink, and good friends
Australian Rules Semifinal coming up on Fox Sports 2 before King Hippo comes along with the JV Football Open Thread. Have at it!
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I’d be happy to carry her bag… like a gentleman, of course.
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I want to die
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Should have gone for oysters tonight.
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It’s just been one of those weeks…
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Those are either too-big panties or …… big lips.
I’m happy with either…. or both.
Yeah, but only an amateur needs the bib/shirt.
The bib ain’t for lobster.
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It’s real good. Very nutty.
…why are you laughing?
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I guess what I’m say is I like me some Shirley.
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Your plethora of Debbie pictures have proven you a man of discerning taste.
I made the mistake of watching “Only Happy When it Rains” and “Stupid Girl” videos again this summer. Remembered funny feelings 17 year old Monkey got from watching those videos.
/Works in University, very dangerous thoughts.
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This should have gone with my Michelle Phillips picture.
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I do love me a Suicide Girl, even though i assume 95% of them would eat me alive.
Nice way to go though.
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Hey, LA DFOers, I’m heading up to Thousand Oaks/Simi Valley area next Monday and Tuesday nights for work. Anyone want to save me from having to go to dinner with my boss and his cronies those nights? Cause that’d be great!
Sweet! Yeah, let’s meet up! Rikki and I are both relatively close to you. We could meet up somewhere in the valley. Do you have our email addresses?
Probably somewhere in the ol’ mailbox. Issue is, I will not have a vehicle. Being transported by said bossman, sooooo I will require a “ride,” per say.
That should not be a problem. We would just need to know where to drive. Send an email and we’ll coordinate. If you can’t find it, let me know and I can send it through the DM thing DTZM set up.
I’ve got Rikki’s for sure. I’ll send him an email and we can take it from there.
Much appreciated. Was not looking forward to this new assignment, but this will help immensely.
Mail sent. I’m looking forward to a hopeful MNF DFO meetup.
I would love to go but I’m on fiscal year-end alert. The schedule is wide open after 10-01-15!
SKOL Vikings!
Let’s go Cubbies!
You’re not gonna do that sequestration shit again are you?
Don’t make me call a motherfucker.
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You have to get the self service bar.
You just have to.
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Maybe this’ll work
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That worked.
Fucking Fat Humps.
Oh goddammit!
That has to be an Onion ar…………………… no it’s not.
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Damnit, I was just about to glaze the doughnuts.
So Taken is being developed as a TV show for NBC, so we can look forward to mocking the commercials for that next year.
This just in: network TV is dead.
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“My sister banged a LOT of dudes.”
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A truly unfortunate case of sibling rivalry gone awry.
I mean you and your sister.
The Kinks are not even from Kentucky.
No, but look at that inbred German family.
/Denis Leary
Damn Brits too!
WHOO HOO! Rugby World Cup starts again in 6 hours. Then, Canada plays Ireland at 7:00 PDT.
Sadly, the AFL match you are watching starts here tape-delayed at 2:30 AM; gotta avoid spoilers.
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Where are you?
Vancouver. Currently drinking a vodka-infused Slurpee.
Great genes.
Absolutely! Very good.
I also love(hate), that Dooley Wilson was 30 years older than Bergman, yet, in a fairly liberal movie, she says.
“The boy who is playing the piano. I think I’ve seen him before.”
Or something like that, but with boy used, and almost as a term of affection.
I can see again who likes me, who really, really likes me.
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I love the “I’ve had enough of your shit!” look, mainly because I’m pretty good at provoking it.
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Moose, I really liked this.
I don’t recall an ad blitz that has annoyed me more than the DraftKings / FanDuel / etc. ads that are on all the time now. I probably just have a short memory.
What about the Vikings/Lions/Steelers/Cowboys family?
They’d probably be Pats fans too, but even Goodell isn’t that douchey.
It is taking over the fucking radio here too.
I’ve never been into fantasy football, despite my 65 years of reading KSK. That just seems like a lot of work. Is there money to be made? I doubt it.
GEICO
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Hey Moose, is that Debbie Harry a few pics down? Because I know you have a thing for Deborah Harry. She’s a good-looking gal.
No not that one. I’m not sure who the model is.
Moose, you still have a thing for Deborah Harry.
Pretty sure that will never go away; the 80s, early 90s were a fun time for me…. what I can remember anyway.
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Sploosh.
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YOU FUCKING TRAITORS
Well, Balls and Brick are probably the few who looks at mine anyway. Those guys are perverts.
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Martin, it was Moose. I tried to talk him out of it.
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PERVERTS OWN THE UNIVERSE
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When she says “Tell me a fantasy.” BE CAREFUL.
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Moose,
Are you trying to get us to figure out which woman we’d prefer in those to posts?
The “Bitch” or the bringer of beer and alcohol?
To paraphrase a meh man, “Not Faaaaaaaaair.”
FUCK!!!!
food and alcohol.
Guess I’ve had almost enough of the latter.
Trying to post what I like, within reason, that I think others would also enjoy. In the hypothetical I think Sasha would enjoy sharing a burger and a bold red wine. I don’t think she’s one dimensional, we it would be three dimensional sealed, but still.
Now I am ashamed that I didn’t recognize one of the greats. Maybe because she’s wearing clothes.
At the very least she’d bring me a clam chowder, Manhattan or New England; if I brought her a hot dog. At least according to the many documentaries that she’s been with.
ARCENEAUX YOU PUSSY! FIGHT FOR THE GOT DAMN BALLLL!
Wuh?
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Well, the reputation Jeff Tedford has an offensive guru is no more. He’s pretty shitty. If it wasn’t for Chris Rainey’s returns, the Lions offense would never get in the red zone. And then there’s the offensive line. The only offensive about them is their attempt to block. Holy fuck. HOLY FUCK. I know these guys get paid like minimum wage and all, but that’s more money than the O-Line deserves. But the predicability of the plays, man. Ugh.
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I just watched a well dressed and presumably educated young man in his twenties get instructed how to put a letter into a standard U.S. Postal Service mailbox.
I apologize for my entire generation. In my personal defense, when I worked in the admissions office at school, every time I saw someone with an address I knew wouldn’t go through (forgetting a word or an apartment number) I cried on the inside. And complained on the outside.
Did the girl say, “Just like at home. The letter is your penis and the mailbox is my mailbox.”
He had no idea where the letter-depositing-door was. A girl got out of the same car and showed him. I was watching from a small distance away. He actually appeared to not know how a mailbox worked.
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/sees BC Lions QB John Beck get crushed by a Stampeders d-lineman.
I haven’t seen a Lion take a shot like that since Cecil.
I’d give you a +1, but that seemed too easy.
WHOA! THAT’S GOOD HUSTLE!
Are those two favorite things your balls?