DFO Late Night / International Open Thread

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Well, it’s been quite a day!  Martin brought back Sexy Friday with a vengeance that seemed to be squarely aimed at two of my favorite things.  As I was driving home, the radio was on and it was a cool dj mix of current pop hits but remixed in an old school electronica way.  The sun was shining, the air was warm, and all I could think of was a cold beer in my hand and a Vegas pool party.  I am not in Vegas, but I got that vibe.  Weird?  MAYBE!

In any case, that is my theme for tonight’s open thread:  Good times, good weather, good drink, and good friends

Swim-up bars are the best!
Hi! Can I buy you a…nother pineapple?
Actually, swim-up blackjack is pretty cool

 

She is ready to eat her alive.

Yeah, that’s the stuff
Cheers!

Australian Rules Semifinal coming up on Fox Sports 2 before King Hippo comes along with the JV Football Open Thread.  Have at it!

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Balls somehow lost his bio and didn't realize it. He's now scrambling to write something clever and failing. He likes butts, boobs, most things that start with the letter B, and writing in the Second Person. Geelong, Toluca, Barcelona, and Steelers, in that order.
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Martin

http://i.imgur.com/khCP3jF.jpg

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nomonkeyfun

I’d be happy to carry her bag… like a gentleman, of course.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSnQ0bdHW0s

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Should have gone for oysters tonight.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/584b8fd1c5df834e753959b555634a19/tumblr_nr65fhejm11tx9kqyo1_1280.jpg

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVIA1n5ng4Y

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

It’s just been one of those weeks…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC2GjXMk7i4

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbfnh1oVTk0

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://ilarge.lisimg.com/image/7661598/2000full-natalie-portman.jpg

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Martin

Those are either too-big panties or …… big lips.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’m happy with either…. or both.

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nomonkeyfun

Yeah, but only an amateur needs the bib/shirt.

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Lothar of the Hill People

The bib ain’t for lobster.

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Porky Prime

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCypqil001s

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo9auUfitVA

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxb65kVguh1qhbn7lo1_500.jpg

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

It’s real good. Very nutty.

…why are you laughing?

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nomonkeyfun

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I guess what I’m say is I like me some Shirley.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/75dbe99b5186d3b196b0d8b98d7191a5/tumblr_nm112fgX5O1risr9ko1_500.png

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nomonkeyfun

Your plethora of Debbie pictures have proven you a man of discerning taste.

I made the mistake of watching “Only Happy When it Rains” and “Stupid Girl” videos again this summer. Remembered funny feelings 17 year old Monkey got from watching those videos.

/Works in University, very dangerous thoughts.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dC0DseCyYE

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nomonkeyfun

This should have gone with my Michelle Phillips picture.

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nomonkeyfun

I do love me a Suicide Girl, even though i assume 95% of them would eat me alive.

Nice way to go though.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://media.giphy.com/media/TOllxlR1DeNYk/giphy.gif

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md2qfxwKZS1qb2yn5o1_1280.jpg

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Hey, LA DFOers, I’m heading up to Thousand Oaks/Simi Valley area next Monday and Tuesday nights for work. Anyone want to save me from having to go to dinner with my boss and his cronies those nights? Cause that’d be great!

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ballsofsteelandfury

Sweet! Yeah, let’s meet up! Rikki and I are both relatively close to you. We could meet up somewhere in the valley. Do you have our email addresses?

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Probably somewhere in the ol’ mailbox. Issue is, I will not have a vehicle. Being transported by said bossman, sooooo I will require a “ride,” per say.

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ballsofsteelandfury

That should not be a problem. We would just need to know where to drive. Send an email and we’ll coordinate. If you can’t find it, let me know and I can send it through the DM thing DTZM set up.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I’ve got Rikki’s for sure. I’ll send him an email and we can take it from there.

Much appreciated. Was not looking forward to this new assignment, but this will help immensely.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Mail sent. I’m looking forward to a hopeful MNF DFO meetup.

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laserguru

I would love to go but I’m on fiscal year-end alert. The schedule is wide open after 10-01-15!

SKOL Vikings!

Let’s go Cubbies!

You’re not gonna do that sequestration shit again are you?

Don’t make me call a motherfucker.

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laserguru

You have to get the self service bar.

You just have to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o4Fgh0KW_4

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nomonkeyfun

Maybe this’ll work

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nomonkeyfun
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laserguru

That worked.

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Martin

Fucking Fat Humps.

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laserguru

Oh goddammit!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That has to be an Onion ar…………………… no it’s not.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyjyelsczX1qbih6so1_500.jpg

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nomonkeyfun

Damnit, I was just about to glaze the doughnuts.

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

So Taken is being developed as a TV show for NBC, so we can look forward to mocking the commercials for that next year.

This just in: network TV is dead.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“My sister banged a LOT of dudes.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiKgQYxUnTs

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nomonkeyfun

A truly unfortunate case of sibling rivalry gone awry.

I mean you and your sister.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The Kinks are not even from Kentucky.

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nomonkeyfun

No, but look at that inbred German family.

/Denis Leary

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Damn Brits too!

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Beerguyrob

WHOO HOO! Rugby World Cup starts again in 6 hours. Then, Canada plays Ireland at 7:00 PDT.

Sadly, the AFL match you are watching starts here tape-delayed at 2:30 AM; gotta avoid spoilers.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Where are you?

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Beerguyrob

Vancouver. Currently drinking a vodka-infused Slurpee.

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nomonkeyfun

Great genes.

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nomonkeyfun

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Absolutely! Very good.

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nomonkeyfun

I also love(hate), that Dooley Wilson was 30 years older than Bergman, yet, in a fairly liberal movie, she says.

“The boy who is playing the piano. I think I’ve seen him before.”

Or something like that, but with boy used, and almost as a term of affection.

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nomonkeyfun

I can see again who likes me, who really, really likes me.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tyg5SJDpiQ

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I love the “I’ve had enough of your shit!” look, mainly because I’m pretty good at provoking it.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/d4be82b2f83b290d5bbb8f8fa215aace/tumblr_mpp0j5ru3c1qd6umno1_1280.jpg

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOnde5c7OG8

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Brick Meathook

Moose, I really liked this.

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montythisseemsstrangetome

I don’t recall an ad blitz that has annoyed me more than the DraftKings / FanDuel / etc. ads that are on all the time now. I probably just have a short memory.

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nomonkeyfun

What about the Vikings/Lions/Steelers/Cowboys family?

They’d probably be Pats fans too, but even Goodell isn’t that douchey.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It is taking over the fucking radio here too.

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Brick Meathook

I’ve never been into fantasy football, despite my 65 years of reading KSK. That just seems like a lot of work. Is there money to be made? I doubt it.

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Martin

GEICO

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyxftLC7gew

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Brick Meathook

Hey Moose, is that Debbie Harry a few pics down? Because I know you have a thing for Deborah Harry. She’s a good-looking gal.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No not that one. I’m not sure who the model is.

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Brick Meathook

Moose, you still have a thing for Deborah Harry.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Pretty sure that will never go away; the 80s, early 90s were a fun time for me…. what I can remember anyway.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=29&v=nhm27uXG6bg

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Martin

YOU FUCKING TRAITORS

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, Balls and Brick are probably the few who looks at mine anyway. Those guys are perverts.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/6278b886025d878488c6e255325b6c76/tumblr_nts3oq8dTM1qboyzlo1_1280.jpg

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Brick Meathook

Martin, it was Moose. I tried to talk him out of it.

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Brick Meathook

PERVERTS OWN THE UNIVERSE

Are you perverted? Subscribe to my newsletter!

(www.smasheddicks.org)

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

When she says “Tell me a fantasy.” BE CAREFUL.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb23mpDY0a1qbklpto1_500.jpg

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nomonkeyfun

Moose,
Are you trying to get us to figure out which woman we’d prefer in those to posts?
The “Bitch” or the bringer of beer and alcohol?

To paraphrase a meh man, “Not Faaaaaaaaair.”

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nomonkeyfun

FUCK!!!!

food and alcohol.

Guess I’ve had almost enough of the latter.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Trying to post what I like, within reason, that I think others would also enjoy. In the hypothetical I think Sasha would enjoy sharing a burger and a bold red wine. I don’t think she’s one dimensional, we it would be three dimensional sealed, but still.

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nomonkeyfun

Now I am ashamed that I didn’t recognize one of the greats. Maybe because she’s wearing clothes.

At the very least she’d bring me a clam chowder, Manhattan or New England; if I brought her a hot dog. At least according to the many documentaries that she’s been with.

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Wakezilla

ARCENEAUX YOU PUSSY! FIGHT FOR THE GOT DAMN BALLLL!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Wuh?

http://41.media.tumblr.com/3777eb892ce85a967e851c61743ce99a/tumblr_nrk2ro0jBR1u4ekk7o1_400.png

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Wakezilla

Well, the reputation Jeff Tedford has an offensive guru is no more. He’s pretty shitty. If it wasn’t for Chris Rainey’s returns, the Lions offense would never get in the red zone. And then there’s the offensive line. The only offensive about them is their attempt to block. Holy fuck. HOLY FUCK. I know these guys get paid like minimum wage and all, but that’s more money than the O-Line deserves. But the predicability of the plays, man. Ugh.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=37&v=WGOohBytKTU

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Brick Meathook

I just watched a well dressed and presumably educated young man in his twenties get instructed how to put a letter into a standard U.S. Postal Service mailbox.

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Senor Weaselo

I apologize for my entire generation. In my personal defense, when I worked in the admissions office at school, every time I saw someone with an address I knew wouldn’t go through (forgetting a word or an apartment number) I cried on the inside. And complained on the outside.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Did the girl say, “Just like at home. The letter is your penis and the mailbox is my mailbox.”

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Brick Meathook

He had no idea where the letter-depositing-door was. A girl got out of the same car and showed him. I was watching from a small distance away. He actually appeared to not know how a mailbox worked.

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Wakezilla

/sees BC Lions QB John Beck get crushed by a Stampeders d-lineman.

I haven’t seen a Lion take a shot like that since Cecil.

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Senor Weaselo

I’d give you a +1, but that seemed too easy.

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ballsofsteelandfury

WHOA! THAT’S GOOD HUSTLE!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Are those two favorite things your balls?

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ballsofsteelandfury

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