Your “Coke Is Poison!” Sunday Night Thread

NE @ Ind: [swallows bile and pride] I have to give the guy credit for saying what everyone knows and what never gets said in major media. There. I feel faint but I think I’m okay. What no one addressed is that Brady added, “Donuts are the Anti-Christ!” so the Pats may want to re-evaluate their concussion protocols. Look, the Pats are rested, this is a “revenge” game and Belichick has had two weeks to prepare. This will not go well for the Colts. Don’t get me wrong-I’ll be cheering for the home team but their D is porous and QB-wise this is a no-brainer. Prove me wrong, Luck.

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entropy

Ygritte is in this dumb as shit looking “Last Witchfinder” movie? I may need to torrent that around its 3rd week or release….

jjfozz

Oh dat fringe
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Gratliff

Fighting a losing battle there.

laserguru

I’m going to need to stop fucking around and get to drinking proper.
Who’s with me?
Shots! !!###

entropy

Considering the rum now….

CBQUE

Had to lay off teasing the Mrs. today, She’s a Michigan grad.

King Hippo

Were you able to hold in the laughter in real time?

CBQUE

I value my life and genitals too much.

CBQUE

Are we prepared for The Bengals in The Super Bowl? I honestly think it may happen.

nomonkeyfun

We still have to wait for the first round.

blaxabbath

Haven’t seen Bengals play yet. Will tell you my opinion after I read their bye week round up.

jjfozz

yes, pour lemon juice and bleach into the gaping wound.

Dunstan

By NFL Bylaws, doesn’t that mean the 49ers also make the Super Bowl?

blaxabbath

Ok – made this manhattan with less vermuth. Kinda just tastes closer to straight whisky (obvi). Not loving it.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Just keep drinking, it’ll get better

jjfozz

I love Pissed Off Brady – it’s like finding a bottle of bourbon hidden behind a luxurious pot plant

blaxabbath

Man – your DFO get togethers must be grand.

Romonobyl

With your girlfriend showing off her new lingerie.

John Difool

If Michal Cera would’ve broken his neck bailing out of that golf cart in that Hulu commercial no fucks would be given that day by anyone.

Col. Duke LaCross

Ads now have ads. Love Puma repping Air Emirates.

entropy

Marketinception

Col. Duke LaCross

Mind blown.

Sill Bimmons

HAHAHA THE NOTRE DAME HUMPERS LOST

jjfozz

Hulu’s roster of movies includes an erotic zombie flick.

Romonobyl

Redefines “giving head”.

King Hippo

With their hippety-hop and their no means no

entropy

Al over pronouncing names as only the finest drunks do

Sill Bimmons

SOOPER POONT COOCH

CBQUE

Amazing LT & Reggie White used to sack the shit out of QB’s and nothing. Now these assholes get one and put on a fucking Chorus Line.

Gratliff

Not true. They had prayer and lots and lots of coke.

His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

It’s more of a celebration for “I wasn’t penalized for touching the QB”

King Hippo

Though I enjoy the shit out of Von Miller’s “ghost sex” bit

Gratliff

Some nice terror by Hodor.

evilbeaver8

The Pep Hamilton of old is back.

John Difool

“Who me?”
You can really tell the Pats are perplexed over these yellow flag shenanigans

Romonobyl

There’s an amazing number of penalties against the Pats this season. Coach Hoodie needs to donate to more “charities”.

CBQUE

By the way if any New England homer thinks this team is winning A Super Bowl with this D, they’re fucking crazy.

King Hippo

Christ, how I wish PeyPey wasn’t so near dead.

CBQUE

A flag on The Pats? Uh oh here comes 10,000 angry tweets from Barstool.

Dunstan

Yeah, please Al Michaels. Bitch about the taxes you have to pay on your ridiculous salary.

blaxabbath

They should broadcast from TX so he can avoid income tax.

OR FLORIDA!!!

King Hippo

THANKS OBAMA!!!!!111111

blaxabbath

I’m gonna pull a sheet from the TY Hilton book and make people refer to me as B-L-A-X Abbath.

Romonobyl

I tuned in late. How many cancer references have been made so far? I need to know if I have to get more beer.

blaxabbath

Well, it’s important to detect it.

No one gives a fuck after that.

John Difool

41 years in cheating…. and perving on your mom.

Old School Zero

Chicago Parking Enforcement

entropy

That’s actually the cause of most non-emergency police call-outs in Allentown, PA: attacks on parking officials.

nomonkeyfun

At least it isn’t Carnegie Collections you have. To deak with.

Chicago, Department of Revenue Services.

Romonobyl

HODOR….HODOR….HODOR…
Everybody…
HODOR…HODOR…HODOR…

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

You guys – I got both of my picks right this week. That’s the 3rd of 7 Signs of the Apocalypse. Just an fyi. Start stocking up on canned goods and bottled water.

King Hippo

Dude, I am ALSO 2-0! And if I go to 2-1, it will be due to missing with the Pats, totes worth it.

CBQUE

Beat you to it home slice. Now all I need is shotgun, Duct tape and a camcorder for my apocalypse diary to be viewed by future generations

King Hippo

Though in case of apocalypse, I’m Heath Ledgering it, like immediately.

litre_cola

Heroin. For whatever hours are left.

Romonobyl

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blaxabbath

Bunk folds into a sofa?

You’re gonna do all this work and not give me a sitting area?

nomonkeyfun

DTZM, did you get my article?

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

I did not – sorry I’ve been in and out – can you resend it to me?

CBQUE

OMG a stop? What is that says Colts fans?

blaxabbath

It’s what your heart does at 28, Colts Fans.

Lord Joe Don Looney

Dear Chris Collisworth,

Fuck you with a red hot barded poker.

Signed,
Everybody

CBQUE

Is Bob Sanders still probable? Or is he questionable?

King Hippo

A little teapot?

evilbeaver8

He’s confirmed as probable for the next round of CTE brain autopsies.

Sill Bimmons

Fetus is exactly the kind of guy who would take all the quest dip.

Sill Bimmons

/autocorrect queso

King Hippo

Ta-king all the que-so dip!

blaxabbath

Dairy is poison!

::Injects green TB12 liquid into ass::

entropy

Getting kicked out of the store

Romonobyl
blaxabbath

Is this from the new Paranormal Activity?

Seems bad enough to be.

WCS

SAY CHEESE

blaxabbath

So are all those Tacomas racing through the desert because they can’t release the accelerator?

John Difool

+10

Is it too much to ask if they run into Immortan Joe’s war party.

jjfozz

I thought it was those nuts in ISIS blowing off steam

evilbeaver8

Welp…If the Pats score again here quickly….51-24 here we come again

CBQUE

Especially since Pep Hamilton thinks that throwing to 5’10 receivers instead of Andre Johnson is a sound strategy

CBQUE

I love Pep Hamilton’s offensive game plan, very Gilbride like. Ignore Frank Gore and Andre Johnson so you can throw to small ass recivers. Why do people think this idiot will be a head coach?

evilbeaver8

Its because Rodney and the Dunge told the Colts to ignore the run during the halftime show.

jjfozz

“Was involved in three drops”

No, dick face, he dropped the fucking ball three times.

Sill Bimmons

COOOOOO-STAN-ZA

Romonobyl

Look…it’s not Suzy Kolber.

blaxabbath

I hope NBC patented making digital illustrations sound like mechanical movements. Definitely not unnecessary and annoying as fuck.

jjfozz

Dear Gronk,
Choke on a rusty razor blade.
Signed,
Everyone not in New England

Romonobyl

But please die of a chronic case of lockjaw.

nomonkeyfun

That is good hate my Baltomoron friend.

Romonobyl

Beef and chicken fajitas hot off the grill, Spanish rice, fresh tortillas and a cold bottle of Moscato.
Life is gooooooood…
The only thing that could make it better would be a back-breaking loss for teh Patriots. Too much to ask?

entropy

What the fuck is that Tacoma commercial about?

Redshirt

Wow. That was an old song that NBC dusted off for the commercial break.

litre_cola

Dare I say that this is a good football game?

John Difool

GRONKY KONG

blaxabbath

Seeing very little pink this game.

It’s almost as if the teams are most concerned about winning a football game.

Gratliff

MegaBro can only be held in check for so long.

entropy

Adams pick-6’s Brady, sits the second half and looks PISSED about it. Injury, my ass….

The Maestro

WOOOOOOO GRONK SMASHHHHHHH

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