Your Monday Night Inter-Conference Battle Between Two 2 Win Teams Open Thread

It’s not very often that a Canuck politician gets some positive media spittle beyond the 49th parallel but it happened last week when Prime Rib Minister-Elect Trudeau, when asked why his cabinet was evenly split between genders responded with, “Because it’s 2015”. Asked for comment, Tiffany Rivers responded with, “HUUUUUNNNGGGGAAAAAA-I’M PUSHING AS HARD AS I CAN!”

Chi @ SD: Let’s be honest, this is about fantasy points and hanging out on-line with guys/gals that make us giggle. By the way, Clare joins Gunner, Sarah, Rebecca, Grace, Halle, Caroline and Peter in their combined attempts at wrecking a certain woman’s birth canal.

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King Hippo

MOAR like Robbie scrap copper Bubbles strips and sells for Heroin money amirite??

The Maestro

DONGGGGG

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Are you fucking kidding me Gould?

Sharkbait

Another case of Scobees.

JustStopDude
WCS

Loogit that pussy bounce.

entropy

Catler really has some float in his passes tonight.

King Hippo

Laserface is in his head once again. Just like the Denver days.

King Hippo

In search of…ONE thin Bears fan in the stadium…

JustStopDude
King Hippo

In honor of the Welkah comeback:

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“…but Tony couldn’t fly…Tony died.”

King Hippo

I was “26 Reds and a Bottle of Wine” in FF one year

Brick Meathook

NEVER RAT ON BIKERS

JustStopDude

BOLTMAN WILL DO HORRIBLE THINGS TO THESE KIDS UNLESS BOLTMAN GETS HIS STADIUM!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Someone needs to photoshop that sign so it says “Lives”.

WCS

On the back of that sign is a message pleading for help.

ThePirateSloth

If there are 3 safeties, does he say that if they don’t dance, well then they’re no friends of his?

entropy

I CALL THIS GAME THE WAR OF ATTRITION BECAUSE AFTER A SHIT TON OF INURIES AND A LOT OF WASTED MONEY, NO ONE REALLY WON.

Brick Meathook
blordinaryfagicmox

Not a ton of variety in curling exploitation picture poses.
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King Hippo

Control the clock, keep Bennett off the fucking field.

entropy

That wasn’t a slow-motion replay of Catler running off the field; he just has so little give a shit left he runs that way all the time.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Either that or someone turned on an electric can opener in the locker room.

ThePirateSloth

lol Wes Welker lives on

Do we have an O/U on how many games he stays healthy for?

entropy

I say he tears a ligament (any ligament, you decide) drinking a celebratory beer immediately following he notification he has passed the physical.

King Hippo

-17

blackroseMD1

I heard a rumor that he concussed himself signing the contract.

Col. Duke LaCross

Not working for me tonight I guess.

Col. Duke LaCross

Plus, they sold a nude calendar to raise money just to go to Vancouver. Shows great initiative.

Brick Meathook
blordinaryfagicmox

The sport of curling just keeps getting weirder and weirder.
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I have an M.D. from Harvard, I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray that their wife doesn’t miscarry or that their daughter doesn’t bleed to death or that their mother doesn’t suffer acute neural trama from postoperative shock, who do you think they’re praying to? Now, go ahead and read your rulebook, Dennis, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you’re looking for Beergh, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn’t like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a Beergh complex. Let me tell you something: I am Beergh.

Brick Meathook

I stayed at a Holiday Inn.

entropy

I can’t even HEAR Berman fellate Mularkey’s “1-0 record” and I want to smash my TV.

JustStopDude

I think I speak for everyone when I state that we would all prefer BOLTMAN doing the halftime highlights.

entropy

I just kinda hear Duffman’s voice in my head, but with more references to Cthulhu and terrified children screaming in the background.

blordinaryfagicmox
makeitsnowondem

Unlike Sweden, apparently.

entropy

Please don’t. It appears I will now need to begin watching curling.

John Difool

Chick on the left would be a great match for Cutler.

montythisseemsstrangetome

Wow, I really want to… curl.

ThePirateSloth

It’s so cute when the Bears try to play football, it’s almost like watching little cubs play in the wild. I can almost hear David Attenborough speak softly about the hierarchy within the troop of playful cubs.

makeitsnowondem

I’m concerned this won’t even keep me awake until Fallout.

Sill Bimmons

Mute your TV and listen.

That’s the sound of seven billion people not giving a shit.

blackroseMD1

These Chargers are such a MASH unit that I expect to see Hawkeye Pierce playing Wide Receiver after halftime.

Sharkbait

Aaaand mute.

King Hippo

He got almost two full sentences in at my house. Still shaking.

Mother Puncher

What are the odds Gruden isn’t a huge Trump supporter

JustStopDude

“THE ROUGHING THE PASSER HAS ENRAGE BOLTMAN! BOLTMAN LOSING CONTROL OF ESSENCE! BOLTMAN RAGE!!!”

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ThursdaySkyGoddess

Can’t wait to see that in my nightmares.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

These are amazing.

Brocky

That looked like the right call to me. don’t know what the fuck youre talking about John

Doktor Zymm

I almost would rather be watching Jay Cutler have a staring contest with Jim Caldwell

entropy

I know I would prefer that.

Cutler would make a fantastic spokesman for PTSD.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Hugh Hefner thinks that was too soft.

montythisseemsstrangetome

BECAUSE THEIR COACH IS JOHN FOX YOU IDIOTS

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Floooooooat time.

jjfozz

Jesus god Jenkins, that made as much sense as a soup sandwich

John Difool

LEEEEEEEROOOOOY JEEEEEEEENKINNNNNS !!!!

blackroseMD1

Just like the Chargers drew up..

Yes, this game does look just like the Chargers threw up.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Holy fuckballs

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

What the hell does bullfighting have to do with vacuuming?

makeitsnowondem

Damn, that one hit Woodhead right in the lunchpail.

I wonder how much self-flagellation Rivers requires his teammates to perform when they displease him.

blordinaryfagicmox

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blordinaryfagicmox

inter-net is just too much for me today apparently
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Dunstan

I see you Eve Muirhead, and raise you an entire Team Homan:
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Brocky

Reminder, the bears defense is still awful

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ah, the old Swiss cheese defense approach.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Woodhead? More like Blockhead, am I right?

Dunstan

Gritty drop

jjfozz

More like WoodHANDS. Amirite?

Brick Meathook
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