Your Sunday Night Fight Open Thread

Cin @ Ari: Despite what your brain might tell you, you’re looking at two of the best QB’s in the league right here. Cincy is the dog in this one spread-wise. Since the start of the 2013 season they are 11-2-1 when occupying that status. Go for it, right? [slams the brakes] Hold on there, tiger-Dalton is 1-5 in prime time games. WR’s John Brown, Floyd and Fitz are all fighting injuries. If you happen to be in a 20 team league (raises hand) you may want to take a look-see at one Jaron Brown and pick him the hell up (done!) As much as I liked the Hopkins/Revis matchup earlier, I think the Green/Peterson battle looks even better. By the by, get yerself ready for some tired Palmer vs. His Former Team crap, despite the fact that he’s played against them before. Your re-run narrative awaits!

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Sharkbait

DAMN YOU ABOLITIONIST!

Senor Weaselo

Glory, glory hallelujah, his soul is marching on.

WCS

Was Cris really suggesting the Bidwills are the scions of NFL ownership?

Sill Bimmons

When it comes to seniority, they’re No 1.

blaxabbath

Yeah Chris, the Cardinals would really be struggling financially if the taxpayers hadn’t given them this big new free stadium.

nomonkeyfun

Wait, how did a franchise get a sweet-heat deal. Especially one that is on it’s third city, intwo generations.

Sill Bimmons

I love how they say the Steelers fired Arians in this snarky way like it was some huge mistake to let him go.

I’ll take The Standard over The Kangol any day of the fucking week.

WCS

And the Camaro. Obviously.

Sill Bimmons

Obviously.

blaxabbath

Seriously, it says so much about PIT that their cast offs are guys like BA.

Romonobyl

Way before MTV, so bad it’s awesome:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZZngTkp54I

blordinaryfagicmox
Sill Bimmons

cah–LAY–ess

Hmmm.

Redshirt

Bengals OL is trying to get Dalton killed this game

blaxabbath

PK is tweeting about what these play calls are for Palmer. If this is gonna keep happening, I vote to just dissolve the team and burn down the stadium; we’ll never speak of the franchise again.

blaxabbath

That dad is a fucking cockblocker. Now he’s gonna drive his daughter to get pregnant in the back of that boy’s car.

King Hippo

I love the notion that a burned out on life old man (much like myself!) is ever going to outflank horny teenagers, even on the most temporary basis.

Sill Bimmons

GET SOME BEFORE HE CHANGES THE STATION BRO

Sill Bimmons

EVERYTHING IS SO WHITE I WONDER IF THAT’S SOME KIND OF METAPHOR

Sharkbait

Next thing you know they will make The Wiz: White

Sill Bimmons

You know, I think I might have seen that.

nomonkeyfun

It’s just about the hard working players

Sill Bimmons

In the Mercedes ad?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
King Hippo

TD, guy I have never heard of!!!!

blaxabbath

Fastest guy at the combine!

The Maestro

Hey he did a thing

Sharkbait

NOT ABOLITIONISTDOWN!

King Hippo

AZ approves!

blaxabbath

Nelson is the correct player to throw that ball to.

Sill Bimmons
Romonobyl

Ketchup?!?!

Old School Zero

On a sandwich?!

Sill Bimmons

I guess you could say that last play was a real Harper’s Ferry!

Sill Bimmons

Too soon?

Senor Weaselo
blaxabbath

Wilson should study some tape on Dalton regarding how to get out of the pocket and not take a sack.

makeitsnowondem

Patrick Peterson returns punts like he thinks the sideline’s the end zone.

Sharkbait

And Star Wars has been pushed back. Extended phone calls will do that

Sill Bimmons
nomonkeyfun

NERD!!!

blaxabbath

“Two men on AJ Green across the middle. 5 yard penalty. Automatic first down”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
King Hippo

The bargain Brazilian!

WCS
King Hippo

God, I love her. WHY MUST SHE BE ONLY A CARTOON??

blaxabbath

What are these calls?

Redshirt

Bengals MVP: Umpire

King Hippo

It’s almost like neither of these QBs are really that good.

Romonobyl

Hominahominahomina…
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blaxabbath

#wouldpen

blaxabbath

Really not feeling good about this second half.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

GO BORGNINE!

Romonobyl

Wasn’t he a full-on badass in that movie?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Old School Zero

LARS VON TRIER AS PIE

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

WERNER HERZOG ASSPIE!

Sill Bimmons

I still contend that I would have been a better Pie.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Hey look- The Poseidon Adventure is on!

Romonobyl

The original?

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Yes! Gonna get my Borgnine on….

nomonkeyfun

Your not just wrong, but your’re at the top of young lungs.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

WUT?

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ttp://41.media.tumblr.com/85d04e29cc5923d3d9c396f68ebec2ef/tumblr_mgx92tugBS1rc1vf0o1_500.jpg

Sharkbait

Reminder: This happened on this date:

http://imgur.com/gallery/WL6R124

Sharkbait

Trying this again: http://i.imgur.com/WL6R124.gif

Romonobyl

This belongs in the Smithsonian.

ballsofsteelandfury

ALL HAIL THE BUTTFUMBLE!

nomonkeyfun

The 2nd greatest play in NFL HISTORY, after Joe Pisarcic’s victory formation fumble.
Or the Heidi game.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

HAIL BUTTFUMBLE, SON OF DERP

Sill Bimmons

TURN RIGHT YOU IDIOT

makeitsnowondem

Wicked Witch: Is that a drop of water?

Russell Wilson: Actually,

nomonkeyfun

Does she weigh as much as a duck?

Burn her!!!!

blaxabbath

I like that Rusty is training for a marathon just running laps on a track (I understand he could be doing speedwork but we all know that isn’t what the insurance company is suggesting).

blaxabbath

How is there all this video footage of an upcoming live event?

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Normally I would say dress rehearsal, but based on the last one i had to sit through, i can’T imagine they practiced

Senor Weaselo

Tech rehearsals.

blaxabbath

I wouldn’t put it past NBC to just air a pre-filmed piece.

JustStopDude

My mother just asked if I was going to celebrate Kwanza this year with my Muslim whore instead of Christmas…

I am living in a bad “All in the Family” episode.

ballsofsteelandfury

Holy shit!

JustStopDude

I just started laughing when she said this…I swear to god, you could not write a script like this because it would not be believable

Sharkbait

She’s not there is she??

JustStopDude

Oh god no. I learned in high school to keep people away from my family.

King Hippo

Jeebus. Feel free to put them in the 60 Minutes-est nursing home you can find when the day comes.

Redshirt

You’re making this up. This cannot be true.

Brick Meathook

That would make you “The Meathead.” He went on to direct “This Is Spinal Tap” and “The Princess Bride” among many other films.

blordinaryfagicmox

John Madden is still alive?

Sharkbait

Fiancee suggested watching Star Wars at halftime. Original flavor of course.

Mother Puncher

My school has a VHS without the digital “enhancements”. It now lives in my classroom and nobody else is allowed to use it.

Redshirt

Exchange vows now! Make it official!

nomonkeyfun

You are a lucky man.

blaxabbath

Way to get oob, Ellington, you fuck.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
blaxabbath

Time to bring in Stanton!