Your Thursday Nighter Open Thread

Min @ Ari: Everything points to this game going the Cards way, doesn’t it? Some fantasy advice I came across on one site stated, “START ALL THE CARDINALS YOU CAN!”. If this was a game of Clue As Foreign Films I’d say, “Arizona/Brando in the empty apartment with a stick of butter”. Maria Schneider, uh, the Vikes look very vulnerable right now. QB Bridgewater can’t throw a TD without an accompanying intercept later on. This year his ratio is 8/8-career-wise he’s 20/20 (ironing?). His counterpart is sporting a “hey national media, come take a look-see” 29/9. Football Outsiders’ take on Teddy cuts right through the lutefisk though-The offensive line is so bad that teams don’t need to rush more than three or four defenders to get quick pressure on the quarterback. I’m sure it’ll get better though. Whoops. That’s a no. The Vikes bread and butter defenders Barr, Joseph and Smith are all out. It’s all on you AP.

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King Hippo

This is where you’d take a shot at the end zone if your QB could throw that far

Beerguyrob

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Sill Bimmons

Is there a way?

King Hippo

Well, how ’bout that

Sill Bimmons

Y’all are so fucking stupid.

Sill Bimmons

FARGO IS WITHOUT HOPE YOU MINNESOTA IDIOTS

JustStopDude

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entropy

Is that bird just fucking the driver’s side window?

JustStopDude

Climate Change…that’s the underlying message of “Birdemic”…

King Hippo

Jeebus, Vikings. This is just sad.

Sill Bimmons
makeitsnowondem

Some of these Cards receivers are pretty poor, though. You’d be better off throwing the ball into Iupati.

JustStopDude

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blaxabbath

Ok – I’m out. Got soccer. Fingers cross the ARI D learns how to play football.

blaxabbath

Great second guess PHEEL! It’s not like the pass was in Fitz’s hands!

Sill Bimmons

THAT WAS A RED KIND OF VICTORY SHUFFLE

entropy

“We could use another ten yards or so, make this field goal a lot easier….”

Arians: “Gotcha. We’ll run it up the middle, gain about four more yards.”

“Uh, no, Bruce, we NEEDyen MORE yards….”

Arians: “incomplete deep pass, good idea. We’ll do that.”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That was one of the worst rushing attempts I have ever seen.

Did he really just want to sodomize Fitz there?

King Hippo

Hilarious, Pheeeel really thinks they woulda punted. Even better, they woulda “HAD TO”

Such a fucking dumbass.

Recovery Whiskey

CTE is no laughing matter

Sill Bimmons

Holy shit this fucker is going to go to overtime.

blaxabbath

Christ — everything possible to give this game away…..

WCS

That was not a good run.

bourb0nblues

Fuck you Williams.

blaxabbath

Could have stayed in bounds a little better there…..

jjfozz

Run, Run Rudolph is a carol I could listen to all night.

blaxabbath

Shit – I need to leave for my rec league soccer final in like five minutes…..

Old School Zero
blaxabbath

Mic’d up Riley Cooper would be good….

Sill Bimmons

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe they said youpotty

jjfozz

Wife: “Well, just got my period.”
Me: “So festive for the holidays!”
Wife: “I’m going to bed, keep drinking, you have work tomorrow, you know.”

Sill Bimmons

So happy I’m not married!

Sill Bimmons

Are any of you watching the conscious Consciousness?

entropy

Nope; is it any good?

entropy

Mic’d up is just dumbshits echoing sports cliches and breathing heavy. Can we end that nonsense now, or start playing all the really fucked up shit these guys are saying out there?

King Hippo

Imagine being the intern who’s job that is “filter out everything but the most trite of cliches”

King Hippo

WHOSE

/JEEBUS, embarrassing

entropy

Producer: “If I hear ONE original thought or innovative motivational phrase, you’re fucking fired. I’m serious. You’ll be lucky to get a job as a meter maid in fucking Poughkeepsie, you fuck.”

blaxabbath

About time Floyd stopped playing like a bitchass chump…

King Hippo

“Mic’d Up” brings you absolutely goddamned nothing

makeitsnowondem

We should mic up some commentists.

King Hippo

It would be a delight to find out who among us has the most disturbing voices.

blaxabbath

You know the good stuff is when the safety realize he busted the coverage.

“OH SHIT! FUCK!”

Sill Bimmons

Tee hee.

Palmer has an interesting scurrying motion for his dropback.

King Hippo

Hath our Lord granted a free play?

He hath.

Sill Bimmons

DAFUQANTAN WANTS HIS ACCEPTANCE

jjfozz

Well, that was the last of the Angel’s Envy.

Guess who’s gonna buy himself a bottle tomorrow? Merry Christmas, Fozz!

blaxabbath

What’s that?

jjfozz

Bourbon aged in port wine barrels. Yes, it is as good as it sounds.

entropy

The Jameson Caskmates Stout edition is fucking amazing.

blaxabbath

What does this run at Total Wine? Can I get it at Total Wine?

entropy

Looks like it’s about $36; I recommend it.

makeitsnowondem

“Why?” is the question I’d like to Ask Kerwynn Williams.

entropy

Tostitos Brian shows up at a football party where the host has no idea who the fuck he is, and then gets pissy when he has to correct said host? Yeah, Brian is fucking that dude’s wife for sure.

Old School Zero

Yo, ding dong, man, ding ding, ding dong, man, yo.

entropy

You ain’t fat. You ain’t NOTHIN!!!

makeitsnowondem

ya man a bird he run a reverse he take the ball he handing the ball off runs into two guys he like “YO LEMME GET MY BELT” but they don’t lmao

Sill Bimmons
Brick Meathook

MORLEY SAFER FOR THE TD. ANDY ROONEY COMING UP NEXT.

Sill Bimmons

I fucking hate this Mazda fucking guy.

King Hippo

That Zimmer/Boyle comparison from Page One was damned apt. I wouldn;t challenge him on the squash ladder, fo sho.

blaxabbath

Are you some old dick? Drive a new Mazda.

blaxabbath

Fuck this. Season is over. Just send the stupid fucking Cardinals to LA. I don’t give a shit.

King Hippo

60 MinutesDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bourb0nblues

Some time left… but the way this is going, maybe a Bonus Drinking Period on the horizon.