Jax @ NO: If you’re a fan of invisible D’s have I got a game for you. Both of these teams have racked up a 50 spot this year. Over the last five games combined these teams have averaged 27 points per game. RB Yeldon is out so Denard Robinson goes once again. Pro Bowl snub WR Robinson, he of the 1100+ yds. and 13 TD’s just might go off today. Of course, I say that about any talented catcher of balls playing against the Saints secondary. QB Brees will play with a torn painter fascist (Gerardo Dottori?)-not sure how mobile he’ll be but I’m also not sure of how much pressure the Jags DL will be able to exert.
StL @ Sea: Who knew that QB Wilson would be able to back up his words with actions? Since wk.11 he’s been the best completion-, yards per attempt- TD- and QBR-wise. That’s some sagely play on his part. By far his most heroic feat though has been temporarily transforming WR Baldwin into something not resembling a regrettable draft pick. The Rams looked to be something early in the season but reality has a way of catching up to everyone. (Donald Trump excluded) DT Aaron Donald has been a force for the D throughout for the Rams and Wilson may want to keep an eye out lest he become another sack statistic.
GB @ Ari: The Pack do have 10 wins at this point but they have come at the expense of the Chargers, the Lions X2, the Cowboys, the 49ers and the Seahawks/Chiefs before they got their collective shit together. To be fair, they did beat the Broncs and Panthers though. By beat I mean not beat. Over the last 8 weeks the Cards have only been tested by the Vikes, Seahawks and Bengals. The old standby “playoff atmosphere” may be bandied about a fair bit during this game. You have been warned.
1. I want to live in a world with angry snowmen attacking the town I live in.
2. This game is boring as fuck, and making keeping my buzz difficult. I need something to make this fun.
I think you need a drinking game. Which game are you watching? I’m sure we can come up with something good.
Found it! It’s スミロドーン（原始タイガー）!!
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Sorry GIS and the other site are Bill Parcels only.
I really, really want to own a copy of this and make up it’s very own drinking game.
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I would think there are places to look for Japanese 70s and 80 cinema, since it is so odd and monsterish.
I have a friend who has watched a huge amount of this stuff, I’ll ask him. Appropriately enough, I met him at a Guitar Wolf show.
It’s too good to not have it for posterity.
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So, I get that “on accident” is a regional thing and it makes sense for it to match “on purpose” but it still sounds weird to me, and the more I think about it, it’s really “on purpose” that doesn’t make much sense. What was he hit by? He was hit by a fist, or by an accidental fist, or by accident. What the fuck does it mean to be on a purpose? On a porpoise? SURE! On purpose? No. With purpose, or even by purpose would be okayish.
Must be a region I’m from thing because I reacted quite oddly when I first heard “by accident” despite later learning it’s correct.
Cards really need to learn how to score TDs from inside the 10.
So not to beat a deadhorse…but in asking about the old writers a ways downthread…there seemed to be some hard feelings…or am I just misunderstanding?
I personally have no details. I understand a “Matt” was never “brought back”.
Sad Packers fan sighting!
THIS GREEN BAY/ARIZONA GAME I CALL IT HARPER’S FERRY ‘CAUSE THAT’S THE LAST TIME A JOHN BROWN CAUGHT THIS MANY BULLETS
I dunno, Green Bay. That aggressive “bring the house” mentality might hold up in the North but, come on, ARI has 2+ NFL WRs.
Challenge! They put fluoride in the water they used to mix the Gatorade, mind controlling our team to suck!
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What movie are these from, and can I watch it on Netflix?
And are they subtitled in English?
I will go back and look.
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Carroll is challenging a call of illegal forward pass.
Lines of scrimmage cannot melt steel beams
The last place I’d ever want to be was the bottom bunk under Gronkowski.
Has BJ Raji got his rush shipment from Peyton Manning yet?
Have any of the KSK writers found new full-time gigs since the unpleasant ending?
NARC!
I think I saw Ape’s with Sports on Earth, and RFD’s busy playing WWE2K16.
One just got the fryer station, another has the drive-thru window. Not sure about the rest.
“since?”
Thought they all had them prior to the big blow up
The Rams punter just got flagged for unneccessary roughness.
Bothell High Represent!
RAM IT!
That game sounds way more interesting that AZ-GB
Derpier for sure
I’m predicting similar things happening in the playoffs:
The scene at the beginning of the 1979 classic Apocalypse Now, with Martin Sheen’s Captain Willard alone in his hotel room, was completely unscripted. Sheen told the shooting crew to just let the cameras roll. The actor was actually drunk in the scene and punched the mirror, which was real glass. Sheen also began sobbing and tried to attack director Francis Ford Coppola. The crew was so disturbed by his actions that they wanted to stop shooting, but Coppola wanted to keep the cameras going.
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We can only hope to see this scene repeated often in Boston this coming new year.
Shot on his 36th birthday, too.
And then Sheen turned to the camera after Coppola shouted “CUT!” and exclaimed……
“You Like That! YOU LIKE THAT!”…. and then started dabbing.
STAAAHHP
https://twitter.com/xmasape/status/681235239725887489
Dabbing for some, miniature American flags for others.
12s/RAMIT isn’t my America’s Game of the Week. Is St Louis actually beating them or has it been like a couple freak plays that have STL in the lead?
Freak plays
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Dude eating the BK buffalo chicken fries has feelings for a woman. What a queeah!
Seahawks are playing like 5th place is secure.
They can make it up next week!
I’m fine if we drop to 6th. Sets up a rematch with Rodgers, and avoids Snyders ACL rip field
Fitty fitty bo bitty, bananafana fo fitty, me my mo mitty, Fitty!
Ok, now do that with “Chuck”…
FIDDYDOWN
Fittydown!
Oh shit! I actually do sort of care about this game! GO RAMS! RAM IT!
RAM IT!
Have you ever actually BEEN to St Louis? I don’t blame them for wanting to leave. The place is a pit.
Having been to St. Louis *many* times I can say that, bizarrely, the majority of its inhabitants no only don’t want to leave but question your sanity for suggesting they’d ever want to.
(Note: Most live in St. Louis county.)
The Hawks are my NFC team, but, I want to see them lose just so the Falcons can get in
There is a flood watch in effect for our region until 1:45 am Thursday. I question the credibility of such a specific time frame.
“Water levels may rise an average of 3-3.75 inches, and flooding is expected to subside any time between 12:13 and 12:47 AM.”
“And yet another person has their life ruined by getting Clinton Dix put right in their face !”
-Monica Lewinsky
Ha-Ha!
Both of you get out.
You know why else the Hawks fans are quiet right now, Myers and Barber? Because their fucking offense is on the field. Use your fucking brain, you idiots.
Yeah, never let fact get in the way of a strong taek
The Rams have cast their derptitude spell on Seattle yet again
I like how Nike makes all this sporty gear just to see it wind up on Mike McCarthy.
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I’m glad the Moosemas Gorilla enjoys his present.
Could happen
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Well done, guys.
I’m not a Packers fan, but I do have a soft spot for super fat players who aren’t Albert Haynesworth. Especially when they do awesome fat guy dances on the rare occasion they score a TD. Be okay BJ!
Phrasing?
Let’s be honest. Every BJ is at the very least OK.
I just got back from the gym where I had the pleasure of watching a Patriots fan go from smirking when Gronk caught that late pass to convert on 4th, to fist pumping when White scored, to grabbing his shit and leaving when Decker scored.
Doesn’t get much better than that.
Well if it could have knocked the Pats out of the playoffs it would be better than that, but that’s about it.
This. So much this.
Or if Denver had managed not to shit themselves ONE of the last two weeks, they would be in the driver’s seat for home field.
Was he even lifting or just sitting there injecting himself?
He was lifting but he was also one of those guys that likes to stand around rubbing his triceps after a set, hoping people will notice his pump.
I hate people like that because it distracts everyone from looking at me when I do it.
Fairley and Joyner look like they need to take a class in heads up football
Oh yeah, the Yinzer bar was dead as fuck when I left, and no one was happy. Well, except me. I was fucking ecstatic.
http://i.imgur.com/PkkBrcp.gif
I still enjoy telling the story of the Yinzer lady who chucked a handful of change against the wall upon a Stillers loss. I will probably never tire of said story.
Sitting here in Seattle I have no idea how you all put up with those people
Did a Browns fan pick up the change and use it to pay their tab?
That is awesome. Last night, Yinzer buddy was giving all our mutual Eagles fan friends tons of shit. Today, one of them sent him “NEVERMORE” in a text and he threw his fuckin phone. I was dying.
That’s a fanbase interaction I always thought should be more entertaining than it is. I’m glad your friends are making the effort!
I live in the greatest confluence of sports fandom; we get Eagles, Steelers, Jets, Giants, and even a weird smattering of P*ts fans, so every bar has a nice cross section and everyone gives each other shit. It’s really fun.
I get all of the NFC North teams here, plus a bunch of Browns fans, but they’re all preoccupied with being midwestern and pretending to be nice to each other. Midwesterners are weird.
The Boston to DC megalopolis effect means everyone’s a prick, so no one pretends to even respect each other.
I miss DC for so many reasons. I still have fans of every NFC East team on my Facebook just from poker games I used to play in.
John Brown is the size of a CFL wr.
Late enough for a beer run, but I’m limited to teh grocery store. Finally chilly outside, maybe something darker than my usual.
Hell of a wind up on throwing that flag, ref.
“…pushing Seattle into an awkward situation.”
Like the back of a Volkswagen?
Hey mister those Volkswagen’s caused the Battle of Kasserine Pass!
BIG BEN GO TO LADIES PEE ROOM FOR AWKWARD
Motivated!
It must take all of Rodgers’ willpower to not dive into the grasps of a pile of panting sweaty men.
He is a furry to conceal his identity.
RAM IT
I told you guys in teh gambling preview…
Calais Campbell may be the only guy heavier than Lacy.
Ah shit it’s Aikman and Buck. God DAMN it
Jets/Bills just HAS to be SNF doesn;t it? And men (and women)…how much we gon drank?
My blood alcohol content will be “are you sure this isn’t three people?”
I actually knew the guy who had the record for highest BAC at hospital admission in NJ for a while. I don’t think he held it for long though, I think it’s a constantly being overturned type of record.
An ex of mine had .423. She was….. not stable.
Damn. That’s both scary and impressive. I’m passed out on the couch if I even approach half of that.
I don’t know the actual BAC, but my record for drinking in a night was two full bottles (750ml) of Jameson at a bar in Garmisch, Germany. The bartenders were amazed that I could even stand, let alone speak without slurring. When I came back the next day, I saw their order sheet for the week. In big letters, it read, “SERIOUSLY MORE FUCKING JAMESON”
Oh, well done.
The love of my life (a post-divorce ex-gf) was an alcoholic of that caliber. She couldn’t get through “Leaving Las Vegas” because it was too realistic.
Never knew her record but I’m sure she’s been way north of .3
A guy I knew in college, (I hasten to add we were not friends), had the record at the local hospital with a .4+. I ran into him earlier that night when he was drinking tequila out of a red solo cup. I told him it was a bad idea but he didn’t listen.
Guess he showed me; I never set any hospital records.
A paramedic friend of mine once said someone was admitted with a .6 (!!!!) BAC. Said drunk was conscious and pissing himself.
The conscious part seems unpossible
I am off tomorrow and would really like a derpfest tonight. I am half cut already.
Packers-Vikings will be the game if it has divisional implications.
Oh, and WE GON DRANK Spiteful Brewing’s God Damn Pigeon Porter.
I don’t watch a lot of Packers football. That Eddie Lacy is a hefty fellow though!
He is just big boned
Woooooooo home again home again, you know the rest. Jets whiskey beer funny comment to be made later.
I don’t understand the punt down rule. Like, you can touch it but it’s down where it stops. Why can’t you just swat it forward then?
I’d guess it’s probably like the illegal kick/swat fumble rule.
Mike Neal’s HGH investment really paying dividends there.