Cin @ Den: What to make of Denver? They’re the first team in a few years to not score any points at all in the second half of three straight games. They’ve lost their last two, they’ve beaten San Diego (like everyone else), they beat the P*ts in OT (did NE win the toss in that one?), and they lost 17-15 to the Bears. A devout Broncs fan “says” (meaning he mumbles through tears), It’s not a slow fade, honest! Let’s math it up for a bit, shall we? If the Broncs win tonight the chances of a first-round bye rise to 72%, yet if they lose the odds of them missing the playoffs altogether increase to 23%. Isn’t football fandom fun in a severe chest-pain kind of way? But there is some good news… HERE COMES CINCY! [camera pans to a lone figure limping over the horizon, backlit by a setting sun] That illustration is, like, way metaphorical, right? QB Dalton and TE Ifart are out so the Bengals won’t be looking like a 3-loss team. My prediction is that each squad has the exact same game plan-pack the box and make the QB win it with his arm/smarts. This means the game is determined by which team has the better secondary/pass rush. Denver? Denver.
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Germany?
I’m getting too old for this shit.
Where was that 5:04 ago, motherfucker?
miss it dickhead
You think Pacman ain’t gon have good coverage? Oh, he gon cover dat rezeever.
Good night sweet Snake Dick.
Perfect fucking hit.
I agree, it was good and fair
Even the MRs. said that was textbook.
Ouch. That looked kinda painful.
Snake Dicked
Thomas deserves 60 points for that catch.
he gets more undeserved shit from Donks fans…I can;t even
I hate that shit so much. We’re the worst fans in football.
Like, no one remembers that Rod Smith dropped every important pass thrown his way for basically the back half of the ’97 season.
at least bottom 5. I HATE the Broncos internet
So what are the Stillers implications from this WCS?
don;t worry about it, you KNOW the Jets will Jets the Bills game
If Donks win, Stillers have to beat the Factory, Rex has to have revenge on the Jest.
And if they lose?
Status quo.
If Donks lose out, and the Stillers beat the Factory, it doesn’t matter what the Jest does. KC would win the AFC West, and the Stillers would get in over Donks via tiebreaker.
Then we get in if Denver loses next week too. As long as we win, of course.
The Bungles third-down strategy is interesting.
Oh, nice.
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That is mesmerizing.
I just watched this whole thing and my butthole will never unpucker.
Never. Throw. To. Bubba. Caldwell.
#29 took about as good of an angle on that run as a dog chasing a car.
For WBS – I haven;t yelled at the teevee box this much since the Quentin Coples late hit on Charmslinger when he was still a simple RW at NC State…
You had me at teevee box.
ALL HAIL BLEERGH!
BEERGH HAS AWOKEN FROM HIS SLUMBER.
That guy is a raging asshole.
I’m beginning to think Vontez Burfect might have some emotional issues…
FACK YOU BURFICT
SNAKE DAMN DICK
SNAKE DICK, PART TRES!!!!!
I know there’s a lot happening right now, but sweet mother of mercy:
https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/681685309235564548
That is some entertaining shit right there.
Jesus Harold Christ
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I lived through the 1980s. Surely I can keep my head out of the oven tonight?
Peyton’s gonna ship you some Hugs… Good Hugs.
THIS GAME I CALL IT THE BOLSHEVIK REVOLUTION BECAUSE SWINGING WAY TO THE LEFT WAS AN UTTERLY DEVASTATING EVENT TO WATCH
God help me, I never again want to hear Tirico use the phrase “your hips overrotate”.
– Lisa Salters
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Hooray, Arena League!
never care about football
Preach
This should be the site motto.
Well put.
Hey! That’s my philosophy for kids as well…
Thursdays have been brutal, Sundays meh, but Mondays have been quite entertaining this year,
A TIE?!?
Easy, Tirico, you’ve still got that boner over the missed kick. You’re not thinking straight.
So I’m just gonna
[downs beer, pours beer]
pour another beer I guess
[downs beer, pours beer]
okay, I’m ready for overtime
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Hippo rn
sooooooo jelly
THAT’S SO BENGA…wait, what?
Can a brother get some Manningface up in here?
Te he, tehe.
-Boss Todd at the Buffalo Wild Wings control station.
and I was CERTAIN he was gonna make it. I am NEVER optimistic.
I think he’s gonna fuck this up.
OH FUCK YESSSSSS
oh wow hahaha
Oh my, what a shank.
Tirico really enjoying calling that.
oh you motherfucking piece of goddamned shit
FUCK
McManus apparently stopped by the “dispensary” at halftime.
Yikes.
Ehat. The. Fuck.
Jesus fucking Christ
McManus always was a dumb motherfucker.
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