A cynic (myself) might say that this game doesn’t look very good but we’re in “PLAYOFF MODE” now. LOSER GOES HOME…JUST LIKE THE WINNER! Okay, I’m sure you know what I mean because we all type English here. We’ve endured some weird crap over the course of the season and now it’s win or you’re gone time.
KC @ HOU: Does anyone remember the 1-5 Chiefs? They were without not only hope but also J.C. and were looking at the likes of Spencer “Who?” Ware and Charcandrick “Huh?” West to right the ship running game-wise. And umm, WOW! they did it. That actually happened. The even more surprising occurrence was the transformation of QB Smith from a “Spaghetti-Armed Game Manager” into a “Spaghetti-Armed Slight Difference-Maker”! Wonders will simply not cease to exist no matter how much I want them to… This has to be HC Reid’s best coaching job, don’t you think? Speaking of thinking, methinks the only way for the Texans to get out of this with a win is for their two most dominant players to go nuts, right? If DE Watt collapses his side of the line on an on-going basis and WR Hopkins catches 12+ balls things have a chance of going Houston’s way. If either becomes a non-factor the odds of a W drop to very close to nil. DE Clowney was held out of practice, was in on Thursday and was out again on Friday. He and his willingness to play hard on every down are listed as questionable.
But what does JJ Watt think about Eric Berry’s Hodgkin’s lymphoma?
I just want to point out that Eric Berry is awesome.
Agreed.
He scary…
Someone needs to figure out what’s going on with Michelle Tafoya’s mike.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who’s been annoyed by that.
I mean this is a lock.
AND NOW THE MIRACLE OF THE DOOPED PANTZ BEGINS
I am now officially rooting for the shut out, a competitive game is clearly out of the question, let’s go for making JJ cry.
He’s crying because he loves the troops so much.
shoop a DOOPY TIME
Spinderella was never given enough attention.
Then she shouldn’t have taken out that restraining order!
/Bears fans collectively scream
Whatchoo wanna do?
Enough of this. Classic Batman until the next game. Ooh it’s a Joker and Catwoman team-up!
/please be Newmar
Eartha Kitt. It’ll do.
THESE HOUSTON TEXANS I CALL THEM THE KRUSTY BURGLAR BECAUSE THEY’RE ALREADY DEAD.
Banner quote? Banner quote.
Yes. It is good hustle.
If Doopy Pants rallies and beats the Chefs, I am buying a Weeden jersey. . . a counterfeit one. Speaking of, can I get a link to one of those sites? Someone but an Armani Toomer jersey from one.
That was RTD. Good quality too.
Alibaba, I believe.
It’s not 2 hand fucking touch, #29!
In the immortal words of Mother Theresa: For who? For what?
Waredown!
TOUCHDOWN!!
If Doopy leads the Texans to a win, I will full on wear Pats gear whilst cheering for the Pats next week. OSZ can provide proof.
http://cdn.niketalk.com/c/cf/600x1200px-LL-cfe02e4a_Screenshot_2014-12-29-12-48-41-1.png
Best thing about this whole game is that teaser of Batman v Superman
What a disaster.
http://img.youtube.com/vi/zcroWRd4BuE/0.jpg
No more yanky my wanky!
Just found the game preview I should have watched..
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mef656sFbh1qgmv4ao1_500.gif
So it looks like we’ll be going from THE DERPENING to THE DOOPENING.
DOOPOCALYPSE NOW!
FUCK YEA, DOOPY TIME
WOOOOOOO!!!
“Crick?” Outside of PA, it’s pronounced “creek.”
I went to get Powerball tickets, did I miss any turnovers?
It is 20-0 going on 23/27-0. I will continue with my new AoS theme
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ubDDap3LiJE/U4jRDvpiS9I/AAAAAAACkGE/UaTSYvmwa0s/s1600/ch.gif
Who her
Chloe Bennet
Chloe Bennet
Watch Agents of Shield. She is great even though the first 7-13 episodes are terrible. You will get a gif from one of those eps in a minute though because that is still great
don’t get much smarter and nicer than that
Nice tackling, Houston!
So the Chiefs play NE “if” they win, yes?
Depends on the PIT/CIN result.
not if CIncy wins
/laughs uncontrollably
Look at Kelce convincing people to draft him in fantasy next year!
This mildly Sex Cannon-y Alex Smith is fun.
“Fuck it, I’m throwing it intermediate”
John Simon, you’re still down by 20.
This one is just for John Waters fans and maybe one or two guys with a fetish…
THIS HOYER, I CALL JOE WEBB BECAUSE HE’S MAKING ME BELIEVE I COULD BE AN NFL STARTING QUARTERBACK FOR A TEAM IN THE PLAYOFFS
http://peanutchuck.com/photos/2014/02/Milana-Vayntrub-att-16.jpg
Current table topic of conversation: How crazy will it be when Keith Richards dies?
A gram of his ashes will go for THOUSANDS.
Keith Richards died thirty years ago…… you mean when someone puts a stake through heart?
90% of the population will be shocked he was still alive.
Keith Richards cannot be killed by conventional weapons.
The jokes about how we thought he was already dead will get old after 1 second.
He’s so preserved from so many drugs that they don’t even need to bury him, just stand his body up in a museum.
Shane Lechler’s beard is weird.
I stopped caring about this game at 10-0. Just killing time. Love this pic I found in a search that was in no way accurate to what it was
http://38.media.tumblr.com/365e1b3b447350d9fe86db11e32f3fbb/tumblr_nducm3A1Uo1tuv4mjo3_500.gif
Why even bother with punt returns any more? Seems every one has a block in the back penalty. Just spot the ball ten yards from the catch from here on out.
What’s up with Lisa Salter’s mic? Some weird feedback. Or is that just me?
Is this shit for real? It’s just minor mistakes on the KC side that didn’t make that the 8th Hoyerception.
BLEERGH DEMANDS TRIBUTE
The Texans fans aren’t booing, they’re saying “DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPY!”
Peyton Manning’s wife is Houston’s team doctor? Who knew?
Just throw the ball near Hopkins. Doesn’t seem that hard.
At least they’re allowing Hoyer to try for that 4th INT.
Maybe the Texans can sign Andre Johnson for the fourth quarter.
I would love to see DeAndre Hopkins with a decent QB
Right? He had 11 TD’s with this lot. If he had a…I dunno…Matt Ryan level guy, he’d be unstoppable.
He’s gotta leave the Texans this off season. I hope he goes somewhere fun.
Meanwhile, in Cleveland…
Meanwhile, in Houston….
http://i.giphy.com/nTaOw1MKKA168.gif
And just think the Playoff Bengals still have to play.
I actually feel bad for them. They really looked like they could have made it to the AFC Championship game
Fuck it. Lemmy deserves my time more. http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/watch-live-stream-of-lemmy-kilmisters-memorial-service-20160109
fuck yea
This has been hard to watch. The world is a shittier place without him in it.
The Lemmy is my fav drink (I like Crown Royal more, but Jack is always aiiiight)
Chiefs-[*Redacted] s Superbowl. Chiefs win. The Eagles try to get Andy back.
Notwithstanding the alcohol poisoning I would suffer, I would support this.
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/62/628b747f8ccdfb757062f36a27eedecfc2295f515c0586e05fbfb0620c0571a2.jpg
Down 20, time to open the offense up for Hoyer…
http://img.pandawhale.com/post-56596-Milana-Vayntrub-oh-thats-terri-tHko.gif