GB @ Was: The weather in Washington, UK is 41 degrees but it feels like 34. However I don’t think that it’s going to be an issue for this game. It’s been quite some time since the Slurs hosted a playoff game. This’ll give you an idea:
-Bread was only .25 but you had to slice it yourself.
-Women holding mics on the sidelines were called ‘assistants to someone that matters’ or ‘wanton hussies’.
-The NFL called concussions ‘a figment of everyone’s fevered imaginations’.
-Dan Snyder was in grade school, mixing Lysol and tap water together, labeling it as ‘lemonade’ and selling it for a buck a glass to his classmates.
-speaking of school, Tom Coughlin was walking uphill thru 4 feet of snow to a one-room schoolhouse.
-bananas hadn’t been invented in a Monsanto hothouse yet.
Those were the days, huh? Contrary to what every Packers backer thinks/the expectation of the casual NFL fan/common sense/all that is good and right in the world, Wash has an enormous advantage at the QB spot. Over the last 10 games Rodgers has a 57% completion rate and a 16TD/6INT ratio. Over that same span Cousins’ passes have found their mark 72 percent of the time and his TD/INT ratio is a “am I reading this right?” 23-3! But wait! The Slurs didn’t win a single game against a team that was over .500. Also, of Cousins 11 picks, 7 came against the blitz. There is a team playing today that blitzed the 5th-most this year. I’ll give you a second or two to figure out which one it is. Hint-for this game only the Pack D has named themselves “The Cousins Fuckers”. Now that you’ve got every single relevant bit of data related to this game, well, start with the typing!
5 min left and 1/3 the stadium is gone
And another 1/3 are Packers fans.
That or the Skins fans are really on board with shouting “KUUUUUUUHN” when he gets the ball
I stepped away from this game when GB was up by just one score. What in tarnation happened?
I TOLD YOU PEOPLE HE WAS ALIVE
The [*Redacted] s are who we thought they were.
We were all very surprised to discover that the [*Redacted] s never played anyone.
I’m gonna go cry pantsless in a corner. I really hope that isn’t anyone’s fetish cause that’s just fucked up.
Better than being a furry IMO
make sure you’re wearing your good bra.
Forget that corner, remember the comfy bed.
It wasn’t a fetish of mine…but picturing it now….hmmm….
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets….are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING!? There’s no crying in hostage situations! Aw man, now you made this weird. Just…just get out. Go home.
And take your goddamn team jersey with you. I may be a homicidal maniac but I respect Native Americans too much to have this stuff laying around my house.
AND PUT SOME PANTS ON YOUNG LADY!
yeah, it was a shitty loss, but that just made me smile.
I’m sure a meninist has a fetish like that
How did that Packers game work out in the desert?
I’m going to get a full back tattoo of the Blair Walsh missed field goal,
Now you know what it’s like to be a Vikings fan.
Shots?
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waaay ahead of you.
Wouldn’t it be more appropriate on your ass?
yep
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“You must be this high to go on this ride”
I really should not laugh at this…. but I’m absolutely laughing at this.
I like how she powers through.
Brute force and ignorance is the only way, obviously
I wonder if Kirk Cousins likes this. I wonder if he thinks anyone else likes this.
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NOBODY LIKES THIS
The home teams were Houston, Cincinnati, Minnesota and Washington.
Cannot really say we were not warned…
Vegas just may know something about this football thing.
What a beautiful way to end that hope.
Are the 2015 [*Redacted] s the worst playoff team in history?
2015 Texans.
Does history include yesterday?
Nah, but still really dissapoint.
Um…there’s a team from Houston that thanks you not to forget about their efforts this weekend.
Why yes, I AM talking about the Rockets
Well fuck.
The worst part of this is that there will be happy Packer fans.
I actually don’t hate the Packers but am up in Appleton, and now the fucking morons that know nothing about the sport are gonna come out again.
I’m more like Randy quaid in major league.
It’s a good thing I didn’t go out to watch this game. I’ve had way less shots, and I don’t have to get a cab home, and I haven’t hugged anyone I don’t know, and FUCK THIS SHIT Y’ALL SHOULDN’T SUCK SO HARD I WONDER WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE A FAN OF A GOOD TEAM SHIT SHIT SHIT. AND ALSO FUCK.
that is a good despair/anger combo sentence
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this is over. take care all!
Question, what is Pacman Jones up to today?
Oh he gun drink, bulee dat!! Chuh chuh.
Slow and steady, boys. Lots of time. No rush.
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Anyone who wants to point and laugh at me when this is over, NC State will get its ass handed to it by goddamned Wake Forest on ESPNU at 8pm.
/depressing weekend is depressing
I’d bring crack to a Chardonnay party.
I wouldn’t go to a Chardonnay party.
You would if I brought crack.
touche’
Penelope Tinsley Darlington regrets that you won’t be able to attend her garden party.
I’d bring condoms to a Chardonnay party. Drunk chicks.
nobody says no to crack. Well, at least not the SECOND time
I would say no to crack. Regular coke? Awesome. Crack? “I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die, shit shit shit, I’m gonna die. Oh, I’m cool now, is there more crack?”
Fun, indeed.
I’m sure he’s enjoyed it.
Eh, he’s not too shaken up by it.
Nice.
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Got him that sweet gig at the paint store ,, ppl forget that
Greatest handjob EVER.
The league needs to formulate a 15 point play. Something extra-derpy yet entertaining, much like the XFL experiment.
Fair catch? YOU COWARD!
at least he fair caught it on the 5 yard line…
C’mon delusion. Hooray, delusion!
I’m watching the Caps game at the same time as this, and they’re killing my Sens. At least you have this, Skins fans.
Caps scored a safety also?
I repeat. The Caps can’t win shit in the post season. They are the NHL Bengals. I’ll be happy when they make a goddamn Cup.
Odds the Packers fake punt here?
So the only way to hate the Packers more would be if they pulled a dick move and put Clay Matthews in on offense, righ?
If they put in Clay Matthews at QB and BJ Raji as fullback, Texans style – but this time they actually gain some yardage instead of looking incompetent.
That would be great. Matthews catches a 1yd TD pass, takes off his helmet and does like 12 dances, no flag.
Mike Perreira says it was catchable because he almost touched it…Yeah maybe, but he would have been way the fuck out of bounds.
Is it me or is absolutely everything said by Mike Pereira clearly and demonstrably incorrect, and the refs never rule the way he says they should?
You’re thinking Mike Carey.
Mike Carey is even worse.
Ok so now when this is over I get to watch the Knicks vs. Bucks?
dammit washington football team will you at least cover
Well, I’m happy with the progression of this game.
“What’s ‘progression’ mean?”
– Brian Hoyer
Not even Bullshit. ELEPHANT FUCKING SHIT.
Was it Moose that posted that pic of an elephant with its trunk up another elephant’s ass?
No, it was somebody ruining the cute elephant pic I posted, but I’m not bitter.
Uncatcheable
In the CFL you could challenge that.
in all fairness, even if that WAS catchable, there was no PI.
In all fairness that call isn’t why the Slurs are going to lose this game.
Come on Safety 2: Electric Boogaloo
Remember when I said I missed the first ten minutes of this game. THAT IS TILL FUCKING TRUE. THERE SHOULD BE A RULE WHERE YOU CAN’T WIN IF YOU GIVE UP A GODDAMN SAFETY.
Two points really isn’t much of a penalty for how big of a fuck up a safety is.
I guess it’s two points plus the ball, but meh…
No reason
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There is always a reason for her.
What a dumb fucking lizard.
Show me a beautiful woman, and I’ll show you a lizard who’s tired of fucking her.
Perfect.
I got plans to get some brain damage. I got plans…
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Dolphins will definitely eat your baby.
The secret to Miami’s draft “strategy” revealed
Well, D.C. fans, the Capitals are in 1st place so you’ve got that going for you, and you’re not Bawlmer.
The Caps are great, but they always choke in the off season. They are the Bengals of hockey.
Holtby needs to stop being good.
Except during the World cup when he is tandemed with Price
That’s just not even right. I maintain the tournament is a fix by Hockey Canada since a ton of USA’s talent is wasted on the stupid youth teams.
Games over. So is our mojo. Next year we’re going to overpay,Kirk and go 3-13.
That poor fucker ended up going to a game with a P*ts fan.
I hope she gives great head.
If she’s a typical Pats fan she’ll give him herpes.
If she’s a typical Pats fan she won’t shut up long enough for fellatio.
beta af
Do you think any of the people in the McDonald’s commercial insisted on stipulations in their contracts that they don’t have to put any of the food in their mouths?
They probably charge them for any bite they take.
Years ago there was an ad for Milkybars where the kid they had playing the Milkybar Kid didn’t like white chocolate. Naturally, the ad ended with him taking a big bite and chewing it while smiling. Apparently they had to bring a bucket and mouthwash to him immediately after the director shouted “cut”.
I don’t know why I feel so bad for the [*Redacted] s.
Commercial
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Packers would have had a pick if not for some three stooges syndrome.
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Rodgers Safety Dane Tyme?
Fat Gruden’s fucking pouty face pisses me off.
Was I hallucinating or did Fox momentarily give the Slurs a free point?
No, saw that too.
That was…not a good throw.
I’ve thrown better fits.
THAT SACK I CALL IT A REDNECK REUNION CUZ COUSINS GOT FUCKED.