GB @ Was: The weather in Washington, UK is 41 degrees but it feels like 34. However I don’t think that it’s going to be an issue for this game. It’s been quite some time since the Slurs hosted a playoff game. This’ll give you an idea:
-Bread was only .25 but you had to slice it yourself.
-Women holding mics on the sidelines were called ‘assistants to someone that matters’ or ‘wanton hussies’.
-The NFL called concussions ‘a figment of everyone’s fevered imaginations’.
-Dan Snyder was in grade school, mixing Lysol and tap water together, labeling it as ‘lemonade’ and selling it for a buck a glass to his classmates.
-speaking of school, Tom Coughlin was walking uphill thru 4 feet of snow to a one-room schoolhouse.
-bananas hadn’t been invented in a Monsanto hothouse yet.
Those were the days, huh? Contrary to what every Packers backer thinks/the expectation of the casual NFL fan/common sense/all that is good and right in the world, Wash has an enormous advantage at the QB spot. Over the last 10 games Rodgers has a 57% completion rate and a 16TD/6INT ratio. Over that same span Cousins’ passes have found their mark 72 percent of the time and his TD/INT ratio is a “am I reading this right?” 23-3! But wait! The Slurs didn’t win a single game against a team that was over .500. Also, of Cousins 11 picks, 7 came against the blitz. There is a team playing today that blitzed the 5th-most this year. I’ll give you a second or two to figure out which one it is. Hint-for this game only the Pack D has named themselves “The Cousins Fuckers”. Now that you’ve got every single relevant bit of data related to this game, well, start with the typing!
These guys were supposed to be playing the Belly Up Tavern in Solana Beach CA on the 26th. I had a room and tickets and every damn thing.
Alas, there was an illness in the band and they cancelled the tour.
Hey DFO San Diego branch. Want to meet up for a Stone Brewery and Port Brewery tour on the 26th? I’m in.
My kid is going to drive so we can drink like a motherfucker!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPWQfAv_qBQ
Some might say that it’s inappropriate to object to a packers player winning the walter payton award, saying its against the spirit and desires of what walter would want.
these people forget that green bay once shoved walter payton over a bench in an attempt to end his career.
Not to mention actually pulling off ruining McMahon’s.
START FUCKING UP PACKERS I’M TIRED OF YOUR CONSISTENT COMPETENCE
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I love the look on her face.
That wicked smile at the end.
Who is she? I need a name…..for research purposes.
James Jones was never this good in his first stint with the Packers.
Ehh…He was a little better really. Problem was it was him and Jennings. Like now it’s Nelson and Cobb.
At least the [*Redacted] s were good at one point. WE BOTH SUCK RIGHT NOW BUT COUNT THE RINGS EAGLES. If I have nothing else, I have continued Eagles incompetence. And Dallas sucking this year was pretty sweet. Weirdly, I don’t hate Romo. I actually feel kinda bad about how kicked his ass has been over the years. Dallas failure is good, but damn, the Skins ruin a man fast, you ruin a man slow. And brutal.
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Sorry. I like you, but the rest of your sort are kinda dicks.
No Giants rant?
I posted the still last night. You get the animated today
Why isn’t SLURFACES getting any pressure on Rodgers?
http://56.media.tumblr.com/b23970bb75a191ca7290fe91031b2679/tumblr_o0mqnqfcgh1ru67qro1_1280.jpg
Cooper Barrett counterpoint:
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Aww, Kerrigan is cute as fuck.
His rookie training camp photo is a classic and caused much confusion at the ‘old site’.
One for Snyders turf
The shit playing surface fucks over the home team.
As long as we’re doing redheads, can we talk about how good Molly Ringwald looks at 46?
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Holy shit she is 46? God damn
She really does. One of those people that look better with age.
Quality turf there.
Dan Snyder will own the team until he is dead. And who the fuck knows who will own it after that, he seems pretty healthy. While I hate that fucker with the power of 1000 suns, I’ve managed to perform some mental gymnastics and still love the team. He seems to be getting better at distancing himself from the team. I have no hope for this year….but the future…maybe? MAYBE?!
You’re gonna be crushed.
yeah, it’s almost unfathomable how awful his chill’uns will be
So the name of Joe equals success in DC apparently.
Dear God or Buddha or the guy that can’t be drawn, I hate both of these teams so much. Show me the way
Colin Cowherd? FUCK YOU COOPER BARRETT
WOW. I honestly didn’t think I could have any more disdain for that Cooper Barrett show. Proved me wrong, Fox.
Colin Cowherd guest starring on your show is like finding E. coli in your burrito.
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That’s it. I’m smoking a bowl right now.
That was really nice!
level 5 dicking about?
Fuckit three mile pilot time in here
We really really really really really need to find Otto Man for next weekend. Everyone who is not banned from [site redacted] go send him private messages.
Does it rhyme with Fuck Rocks?
It rhymes with Sucks Cocks
I’ve sent him a couple since the demise of UpOurOwnAssRoxx. Nothing.
REMEMBER WHEN THE [*Redacted] S WERE A DOMINANT TEAM THAT CUT THEIR WAY THROUGH THE PLAYOFFS AND WON THE SUPER BOWL? NO NEITHER DO I. MORE DRINKS PLEASE.
I think the liquor is calling you
The liquor’s in control now, Randy
Wine, actually. But at this point, does it matter?
SHOT TIME?! SHOT TIME.
Shots give you autism!
– Jenny McCarthy
SSSHHOOTTSSS!!!!
I do…
/Ray Lewis
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Libtards.
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Story of my dating life
They should just call this “Second Chance” show “HGH: The Series”.
I prepared this as backup in case the first one didn’t show up right. Commercial break gif
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BRAIN ON FIRE IS BETTER THAN CROTCH ON FIRE AT LEAST I HAVE THAT BY WHICH I MEAN I DON’T HAVE VD
I don’t like it when the Packers are winning. I don’t like it one bit.
If it makes you feel better Dan Snyder is losing.
wubalubadub dub
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Com…Com…competence? Sorry I’m not familiar with this word.
TD
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I still need to find that movie. Netflix? Hulu? Amazon?
It’s amazing how god damn attractive this gif is.
I would rather watch this gif than the rest of the game.
We can’t block runs. Fucked, we are.
careful, joe, your bias is showing
http://i.imgur.com/fpEjxJF.gif
I know Lacy has a rib injury, but flak-jacket is a little excessive.
What? Oh…
I know! More like fat-jacket! Amiright?
A slimming corset would be more appropriate.
Spanx!
lotsa holding on that TD run
A different one point lead is still a one point lead. Right. RIGHT? This will now last fuck everything fuck there is no lead it is a negative lead fuck fuck fuck and not the good kind of fuck.
Chunk and dunk!
My cat just made a move for my cordless drill.
THEY’RE ORGANIZING!!!!!
Our cats subliminally MADE US create DFO as a means of organizing themselves. THE PIECES FIT!
Planet of the Apes was a front to distract us from the REAL threat- cats with power tools
Fat Eddie Lacy doing things.
That BJ Raji is pretty nimble! Wait, what?
When did GB let Wilfork grow dreads?
I giggled.
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Just woke up from a 2.5 hour nap (unintentional) and how is Washington still winning this game???
Lacy is too big to be dancing around like that.
A Kuhn can’t get anywhere in a place like DC.
When Rodgers rolls out after faking a handoff, am I the only person who calls it a ‘gay action’?
Yesm yes you are.
http://i.imgur.com/7qQeBKx.gifv
She seems nice.
I kept waiting for something horrible to happen, I misjudged what kind of GIF I was watching.
Glad I wasn’t the only one.
Nope. You just get a full bust bouncing instead.
Rodgers’ long throws are looking a bit Jeff George-ish.
I just want to take a moment and talk about how Dunbar is awesome. Usually people take a couple years to adapt to playing any secondary position in the pros when the played the same position in college. Quinton Dunbar was a WR who moved to CB and he’s done better than most first round draft picks at the position. HOORAH QUINTON!
Good point, but you seem way too sober and coherent.
I’ve been refusing to switch to liquor for my own good. BUT THIS FUCKING SHIT I PROBABLY SHOULD.
Speaking solely for myself, I am wrecked, and yet put a lot of thought into all my responses/posts here so as not to worry people, plus,my’know, autocorrect.