I Couldn’t Think of a Better Title Night Shift Thread

…so I gave you a Far Side cartoon, instead.

Well, it’s now March. March means spring is closer. It also means it’s time for the greatest sporting event over the year*, the NCAA Tournament. While we’re not quite there yet, it’s tantalizingly close. Smaller conferences have begun their tournaments, and the high-majors only have one or two regular season games remaining. Speaking of smaller conferences, the Atlantic Sun has itself in an odd quandary. Here’s an informative article on how a 10-22 Stetson Hatters team has bulldozed their way to the A-Sun title game, but isn’t eligible for the Big Dance, and the weird fallout that could ensue.
When smaller conference tournaments start, it’s akin to when the CorporateLongnameDotCom Bowls in Amarillo, TX start ten days before Christmas. It’s the hor d’ourves to the appetizers, the second course (high major conferences tournies), and finally, Selection Sunday, and finally the NCAA.

Blax had the ingenuous idea of starting a DOF Bracket Meltdown, which is just a brilliant idea. They’ll be more info on that as it develops.

Speaking of low- and mid-major basketball, there’s actually a lot of them featured on national TV tonight. All times are in EST, the only time zone that matters.

Kent State @ Akron TWWL2 (19:00 EST), Ball State (heh) @ N. Illinois CBSSN (19:30), Austin Peay @ Belmont (19:30) TWWLU, a shit load more on Watch TWWL/TWWL3/whatever name they are today

Texas @ Oklahoma State (21:00 TWWL2) is the only “big boy” conference game on TV.

 

The NHL only has three games tonight, and two of them are dogs. HOWAVAH: WAS @ NYR is a hell of a tilt, and it should be on nationally, but Gary Bettman continues to just the worst.

The NBA has it’s usual Friday night takeover on TWWL, with WAS @ CLE at 19:00, followed by ATL @ LAL at 22:30. Hey, see that, I did pay some attention to the NBA!

Alright, that’s enough of my inane shit. Let’s start the drankin’.

*If you disagree, I’ll stab you with a screwdriver.

 

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Back from getting cigs, it was only like 2″ of snow and it had already stopped even when I was gonna drive. It is a lot quicker trip when you don’t take your dog and power walk/jog the whole way both ways even in jeans and a parka (I was told the weather was a lot worse so I went parka and jeans instead of the hoodie and shorts I was already wearing)

entropy

Because I’m drunk enough to find this funny…

Welcome back. C’mere, you!

http://cdn4.teen.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/victoria-justice-birthday-february-19-2013-dontyouwannadance.gif

jjfozz

the goth chick in that show had a major ste of Hogans.

)hogans = boobs)

entropy

That she does, and she was pretty good on the latest Denis Leary show, Sex&Drugs&ThatChicksTits

laserguru

Now there’s a man with an interesting life.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU HOGAN???

jjfozz

U just eRNED 1000000 Schrute bucks!

Produ of you – made the right choice. Can I bum one?

Sill Bimmons

Just finished the one where Dwight gives the Mussolini speech.

It’s easy to forget how good that show was in the beginning.

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jjfozz

You know when you figure shit out that was right in front of you?

i just did.

if i drink liquor out of a glass, Mrs. Fozz (and others) can’t tell how many glaseses I’ve had cuase it’s one glass

conversley – if i smash down 12 brews, there’s evidnce in teh bottles/cans.

ergo: hard liquor preserves teh sanctity of marriage.

entropy

I used to get so embarrassed by the way that my recyclable container was nothing but whiskey bottles and beer cans until I noticed my neighbors all have tubs full of soda. AT LEAST I AM GETTING AN EFFECT OUT OF MY VICE, YOU SLOBS!!!

Unsurprised

Diabetes is an effect.

ballsofsteelandfury

How is the Mrs. Fozz seduction plan going?

jjfozz

It ain’t – like driving a b-52 bomber into mount everst

Sill Bimmons

You just figured this out and you’re still married???

She’s a keeper!

entropy

(never should have opened tab of Krysten Ritter photo search..)

She looks like she kinda wants to kick someone’s ass, and I sort of hope it’s mine:

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jjfozz

the refs spke the ball to start a fucking whatever in AFL! The refs get intot he game!

ed hochuli woudl spike th fucking ball to china – well not china, wahtevers opposite of australia – the netherlands? i don’t know.

FUCK YEAH FUCKING AFL I FOUND A NEW THING AND YOU GUYS ARE THE REASON!

ballsofsteelandfury

Wait until you see the throw-ins!

ballsofsteelandfury
theeWeeBabySeamus

Don’t you wonder what the Essendon locker room was like at haltime.
Oy mates…that weren’t so good. Let’s see if we can score at least two in the second half, eh?

entropy

And then someone shouted, “OI, it’s fuckin pre-season, mate!” and he was showered with crushed Victoria Bitters beer cans….

ballsofsteelandfury

What can you say at that point? Um, can we not get shut out, please?

entropy

If this is actually how she lounges around her house, I am gonna go sign up to be her neighborhood’s UPS, FedEx, and DHL guy tomorrow:

http://esq.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/15/07/54daea9ef4173_-_esq-11-krysten-ritter-image-032712-xln.jpg

Col. Duke LaCross

I like how the CPAC shindig is being hosted at a place called the Gaylord Resort.

jjfozz

when I herd that today, i giggled like an 8th grader

jjfozz

“Let’s auction off people like in he odl days!”

Fucking michael scott you are a fucking golden god.

Sill Bimmons

I keep getting kicked off and I have to get up early tomorrow, so thanks for giving me the perfect way to end the day.

Bourble taketh away, but it also giveth!

Enjoy the footy and FUCK COLLINGWOOD

theeWeeBabySeamus

Been happening to me for the past several days as well. I get logged out at least once an hour, sometimes more.
Fortunately, I am just at that point of being drunk enough to think it’s funny. But not so drunk that get pissed and throw the computer thru the window.

laserguru

This really belongs on the Request Line.

ballsofsteelandfury

Geelong has a 62 point at the half so I’m breaking out the

http://www.hdeagency.com/blog/wp-content/files/2015/10/2015-sex-panther-cans.png

JerBear50

How is that by the way? I never saw the followup on it.

ballsofsteelandfury

It’s actually pretty tasty. I like darker maltier/sweeter beers, so this one is right up my alley. Refreshing when it hits your lips with a lingering taste of coffee/chocolate. Not highly carbonated either, which I also enjoy.

It might have a jokey name, but it’s legitimately good.

entropy

Episode Damn Near Uncountable of “Mistakes Were Made,” starring entropy:

So, in an effort to stave off going downstairs for vodka and bottles of propel, I brought a lot of both up with me. I just took a HUGE swig of the “replacement vodka” cup by mistake and nearly choked. But, being the experienced drinker that I am, I handled it and now an eye is twitching until I’m back under full control.

My biggest issue with this fuckup? Now I have to go back downstairs for more vodka sooner than planned.

jjfozz

I . . .I . . waht the fuck man? what is this rookie night? you go ane take more shots! now!

entropy

Maybe you misread. That was the refill vodka, necessary for shots and drinks together. I still have some left, but now I have to go get MORE, much faster than anticipated.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Stop arguing with bourblefozz. You will lose.

entropy

Fine. I’ll just drink like I was going to ANYWAY and be fine with being called a rookie…

theeWeeBabySeamus

FWIW…I’ve done that same thing (swigged the booze hard thinking it was chaser) before. Surprised me so much I spewed vodka thru the nose. You think soda and/or other soft drinks hurt going thru the schnoz? Holee Sheet.

Only happened once tho. Was bad enough that I now never have booze and chaser in same type of container. Fuck dat.

Kungjitsu

Why are you upstairs if the booze cache is downstairs?

entropy

Using the PC tonight rather than a flaky laptop I don’t feel like fixing and an iPad that is slowly going to shit.

Kungjitsu

I’m going through Jessica Jones for the second time, and I’m stuck on Carrie Anne Moss being helpless against her girlfriend. I don’t buy it. Carrie Anne Moss is Trinity, and she would stomp this heifer the fuck out.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Carrie Ann Moss SUCKED in that show

Kungjitsu

That’s the problem. I don’t see Fishburne as Morpheus when I watch Blackish, but with her I’m like:

A) I thought all your clothes were leather
B) What happened to the Crane Style

entropy
Kungjitsu

I would love to have her ruin my life.

JustStopDude

Near riot broke out at Trump rally just now.

entropy

I feel like I should be surprised, but I’m really not.

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m surprised it took this long for one to happen.

jjfozz

okay so AFL – here’s what i know, i don’t knwo what the hell is going on;

these guys are fucking maiacs and the gmae never stops – never. not like nfl where ther’s a 100 penalites for bleergh.

bleergh woudl starve at an AFL game.

good tackling and the announcer are cool. also i imagine aussie babes in teh stands drinking beer and looking like, well, like aussie girls.

I AM ALL IN MOTEHRCUKERS!

ballsofsteelandfury

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sill Bimmons

THAT’S BETTER THAN WHAT I HAD

jjfozz

who in fuck do I root for? i picked south australia ion the site cuase of the pogues song.

but i’m open for suggestions . who are the bad guys?

ballsofsteelandfury

The Collingwood Magpies are considered the Oakland Raiders of the AFL in that their fans are considered to be alcoholic sociopaths.

Funnily enough, Moose declared himself a Collingwood supporter.

Sill Bimmons

COLLNGWOOD

Sill Bimmons

OAR COLLINGWOOD THEY BOTH SUCK

theeWeeBabySeamus

62 pt halftime lead.
Insurmountable? Yeah, probably so.

ballsofsteelandfury

The 1 point conceded is the part I’m impressed with. If they could hold them to single digits… Realistically won’t happen, but still…

ballsofsteelandfury

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:

I LOVE BOURBLE FOZZIE!

ballsofsteelandfury

Geelong 57 – Essendon 1

DAAAAAAAMNN!!!!!

entropy

Do we have an Essendon fan we can mock for being the Browns fan of the AFL?

King Hippo

It’s a good thing it’s really late and so there shouldn’t be any children watching ,, smgdh

entropy

I posted this yesterday but the video is so cool (I cannot tell you why, but when the two leads begin circling each other at the start, and then start their dance, I’m fuckin entranced) I feel like posting it again.

Frightened Rabbit, Get Out (it’s OK, the leads in the video are lesbians!):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBdsY_zsv_U&eml=2016March3%2F3222807%2F6086410&etsubid=37023599

ballsofsteelandfury

entropy

God bless you, you’re doing the Lord’s work here.

jjfozz

and thanks for the tip1 started lsting to these guys on spotiyf and NEW FAVORITE BAND!

love finding new guys to listen to and you are the one to thank so thanks!

entropy

You’re so very welcome.

Also: THEY ARE AWESOME LIVE. I cannot stress that enough, and their lead is actually an engaging and funny guy, so the between-song stuff is worthwhile, too. If they are nearby, you need to go immediately. I saw them in NYC two years ago and it was easily one of my top five shows.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am down to 3 cigs left, I smoke half cigs at a time now so really like 6 left and should be fine for the night, but I got paranoid and was gonna go out and buy a pack to be safe just so I had that buffer in case I needed it. Got screamed at and told I would wreck the car if I went out even though my dad was just out and I don’t even have to hit a main street to get to my cigs. Also, Every other person in my family has wrecked 2-5 cars since I started driving (it might just be 4 for my brother, I think it is 5. Oldest sibling by 7 years btw). I have got in one “major” accident when a guy blew through a red light and tore my bumper off and my driving saved it from being much worse for everyone involved (my brother wrecked that same car weeks later, his fault). It is a 5 minute drive or I am just going to walk for them later anyways, which with snow takes a lot longer and is just a giant fucking pain in the ass.

jjfozz

As a former smoker )god i miss it) i KNOW those cigs will not last on a friday night. you know this too. don’t get in the car, ok? bundle up and put on yer chapstick and get the smokes.

go now. you’re our only hope.

JerBear50

Glad I’m not the only ex-smoker who misses them desperately. “Oh, I don’t miss it at all. I only smoked because of the addiction.” Then fuck you, you weren’t really a smoker.

JustStopDude

Pain in the ass walking is a lot easier to deal with than a fucking DUI…or wrecking the car…or hurting someone.

theeWeeBabySeamus

“everyone in my family has wrecked 2-5 cars”
Like…EACH?
Maybe the MTWV clan should start riding bikes or something.

Sill Bimmons

Come on those cargo vans have huge blind spots you guys.

entropy

Just walk. We’re all gonna be here, somewhere, when you get back, and shit, by then I might even tell the Coors Convention story.

jjfozz

I am watching the AFL. Essendon vs. some cat team. i am half in the bag. i have no idea what’s gonig on. and i am expereincing cognitive dissonance like a motherfucker. it’s like, i know it’s a pro sport, but i have no clue.

also, thee guys are maniacs.

ballsofsteelandfury

WOOOO!! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!!

jjfozz

just learned that a guy in the AFL can wear atopnot and not louk douchey.

Croooow

Hot take: I think the automatic NCAA tournament bids should go to the regular season champion and not the conference tournament winner (especially for the mid-majors).

Sill Bimmons

Bucknell got fucked on it the other day so I’m cool.

laserguru

Hell, now I want to hear Megadeth Too.

This Lambs Breath is a tasty motorscooter.

Kungjitsu

I’m forcing my daughter to learn this song on guitar.

laserguru

NICE!

Spanky Datass

My teevee viewing landed on the Rugby Seven’s matches on NBCSN a few hours ago and damn, this shit is entertaining … just great!

/deep in the bourgon

ballsofsteelandfury

I was watching that. It is entertaining, but I keep thinking there should be at least 4 more players on the pitch. It seems too easy to have breakaways

Sill Bimmons

Agree. Totally.

XIs is the perfect limited player format.

Tight five and six backs. Ten minute quarters.

Lots of breakdown while maintaining a more wide open backfield.

They play it locally in England the same way we play two-hand touch or street hockey.

I think it’s great.

Sill Bimmons

THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO KIDS ALSO DEATH

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entropy

If she looks like this when she shows up, I’m cool with it:

http://comicsalliance.com/files/2010/10/deathclothes.jpg

theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, mini rant…
Why the hell do folks think they need to know how old I am to register fo dey site when there’s not “adult material” involved. Yes, the Aussie Rules assheads aren’t the first, merely the most recent.
I got a credit card with my name on it, that’s all they need to know.
Like I don’t already feel old enough as it is.
/end mini rant

laserguru

I actually get a kick when I get carded buying alcohol.

Shit, both of my daughters are old enough to drink.

Kungjitsu

I got carded about a month ago. I have grey whiskers.

ballsofsteelandfury

BTW, Cats 32 – Bombers 1.

Seriously.

King Hippo

This is the crucial 3rd pre-season tilt?

ballsofsteelandfury

Nope, it’s actually the maybe-we-play-some-full-time-starters 2nd game.

theeWeeBabySeamus

The meaningless pre-season standings are really taking shape now.

ballsofsteelandfury

So, I may have yeah right beat for a strange workweek. Today, on the day we were supposed to have a training on what to do if a shooter comes to the office, there was a suspicious package in the front of the lobby and we were not allowed to leave the building for a good hour while LAPD investigated. Of course, it was nothing…

Horatio Cornblower

Hey, did you guys get that box of Thin Mints I sent you?

theeWeeBabySeamus

LAPD: Goddamn, these things are good. Wipe up the crumbs and then tell those assholes they can come out of their offices.

Kungjitsu

I have a purple belt in jiu jitsu and I honestly believe in my heart of hearts that I’m choking a terrorist the fuck out. So chances are, if a shooter comes to my office, I’m getting shot in the face.

ssi_bulldawg

Last one, promise (God damn I love this band):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K-wd-a6SX4

ballsofsteelandfury

Kungjitsu

I pretended to like Blind Melon* to have sex with a hot chick. It worked. And I felt genuinely bad when dude killed himself.

*There were three kinds of music when I was in my early 20’s: Thrash Metal, Gangsta Rap, and BULLSHIT

ssi_bulldawg

That chick had good taste in music. Here’s one for ya:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQkVPtWjfUk

Col. Duke LaCross

The Dodgers may have already got this kid under contract…

http://youtu.be/BbySDhG8KE0

ballsofsteelandfury

Horatio Cornblower

My next that pitch would leave a welt that would last for a week.

entropy

Ministry, Scarecrow (yeah, two in a row of Ministry. We can handle it):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-nULlfJDvk

ballsofsteelandfury

laserguru

Fuck this past week. It’s Friday and we’re gonna get fucked up and do fucked up shit.
How the fuck you doing DFO?!?

entropy

Shit, now I’m gonna have to post Scarecrow….

What’s shakin yeah right?

laserguru

I’m home from a seriously strange ass work week and the substances await. Got some brews, some Bulleit and some Lambs Breath (CA medicinal grade sativa) and I am ready to do this motherfucker.

How’s by you Mr. Entropy?

WOOOOO!!!!!

entropy

Absolut and Propel “fitness water.” I have no idea what, exactly, I am now fit for, but I’m #UpForWhatever, so we’re good.

King Hippo

Ministry is good night driving music, especially if you are really tired and out of speed.

entropy

It is probably a very, very good thing we didn’t know each other in real life at some point.

King Hippo

Hee hee, WBS can attest I am a pretty incorrigible “devil on the shoulder” too

entropy

See, I don’t influence people, I just don’t tell them they shouldn’t things, either. This is why I’m fun to have around. As I explained to a boss once when he asked on Monday why it looked like I’d been awake all weekend, “I’m a why NOT? kinda guy,” and he wisely left it at that.

ballsofsteelandfury

Cats up 19 after 1.

entropy

This asshole needs to learn how to sign his work.

Unsurprised

Indeed

ssi_bulldawg

Sticking with the 90’s. Blind Melon. Shannon Hoon had a lot of good music left in him. And the rest of the band is awesome. Its real shame he left us too soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq_Mtqm7rTA

ballsofsteelandfury

ssi_bulldawg

One more for good measure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viCZWBB6W8s

ballsofsteelandfury

entropy

Agreed. Losing Shannon Hoon was a big loss for music in general.

King Hippo

You hang around enough of these here open threads, you learn some shit. Recently, I think we have all learned that we should all be partying with (or at least riding downstream of) entropy.

entropy

Have I ever told you guys about breaking into the Coors convention at the River Walk? I have fun some days, it’s true.

theeWeeBabySeamus

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Oh sorry…I thought you said “downwind”.

entropy

Yeah, avoid that. Whiskey and beer lead to bad times behind me.

Unsurprised
ballsofsteelandfury

Unsurprised

Thanks

entropy

Tool, Parabol/Parabola:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z2O289Jemo

One of their best videos, and as Parabol ends it gets creepy as fuck.

ballsofsteelandfury

ssi_bulldawg

Saw them this past January and they played Parabola. Fucking amazing show.

ballsofsteelandfury

This Geelong game is seriously awesome in that it’s like all the characters from Fury Road decided to have a game of footy.

theeWeeBabySeamus

TV or streaming?

ballsofsteelandfury

Watch AFL app.

Since it’s preseason, it might be free…

theeWeeBabySeamus

Might have to drop the $$ for that anyway probably. Might as well go ahead and check it out.

jjfozz

i’m on teh site now what? i can’t figure out the australian language!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Crikey

Col. Duke LaCross

Anybody else into Formula One? They just concluded testing today with the season starting in two weeks. Ferrari was the quickest on average over the eight testing days, but Mercedes seems like they were clearly sandbagging it. Williams and Force India look pretty good too.

Rooting hard for the new US team, Haas. And they had a great first four days of testing, especially for a new team, but these last four days were pretty rough. I just hope they aren’t bringing up the rear. National pride and all.

Col. Duke LaCross

I think it’ll be a little closer this year, but that’s probably a relative term. Mercedes will probably 14 instead of 17 races. With Ferrari winning six, and maybe Bottas from Williams stealing one. The new qualifying format might mix a few things up. At least the cars will have to be on the track the whole time.

Sill Bimmons

I have a Top Gear level of familiarity.

This means that I know it exists and that Lewis Hamilton is a gleaming god.

entropy

Yeeeeeoooooooo!

Sill Bimmons

hey

ballsofsteelandfury

entropy

HAH!

Unsurprised

The brick wall songs from Drew Magary’s columns are pretty good. I even made Spotify playlists from all the recommendations during the 2013 and 2014 seasons. I never got around to last season yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVE2GFvQhyM

ballsofsteelandfury

jjfozz

whats the name of the spotyfi playlists? wanna follow them.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am bored and finding myself checking in here more and more often because I have nothing else to do. I think I’ll just get drunk because I will probably end up here later. Been lurking on and off for a couple hours, nice work on the short girls w/ or w/out big boobs. As a tall guy that likes short girls it was appreciated.

entropy

SEE?! MTWV knows what I’m talkin about.

Unsurprised

They’re all short when you’re 6’2″

entropy

I’m 6’5″; they’re all even shorter to me.

Unsurprised

I should’ve been taller, but I got fatter instead and fucked it up.

King Hippo

I am also 6’2″ and have never dated a woman taller than 5’6″

This feels like a massive fucking ripoff.

Kungjitsu

I’m a tall guy who likes tall chicks. I went to an alumni event and the women’s basketball team was there. Man, I started pricing divorce attorneys.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

And this right here is why most of us stay anonymous.

jjfozz

I am short. in college i had a cruh on a female baektball player who had the whole 80s short hair/girl band look going on. i saw her at on on campus party and went all in and got to make out with her behind a house – god those legs. it was a win for the george costanzas of the world.

Sill Bimmons

I’m 5’10” and I dated the starting center for The U’s women’s basketball team for a couple months one summer.

That was fun.

ballsofsteelandfury

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entropy

I have no idea how I ever found out about this band; I remember buying their Live EP in a San Antonio pawn shop in 1997 for like $1.25 because they played at Trees in Deep Ellum, Dallas, and I had just been there. I am still to this day happy about that purchase.

Anyway, here’s Jibe, with Bigger Than I:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTbuK6o4fRs

ballsofsteelandfury

Horatio Cornblower

Mid 80’s deep cut. Screaming Blue Messiahs ‘Someone To Talk To’

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R5nxp8Q2KU

jjfozz

Gun Shy was one hell of an album.

I still listen to Wild Blue Yonder as loud as I can get it.

ballsofsteelandfury

laserguru

I love this band. I saw them open for Echo and The Bunnymen later 80’s at the Open Air Amphitheater at San Diego State.
Bowie liked them so much he helped produce/fund/promote them.

ballsofsteelandfury

Geelong taking on Essendon in preseason AFL Footy!

Fun fact: The matches are during the Australian day and it’s pretty hot (still on the back end of Australian summer), so the players have a full facial layer of sunscreen on which makes them look like Fury Road

http://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Mad-Max-Fury-Road-05272015-970×545.jpg

jjfozz

Fury road ras badsass as fuck. still not the road warrior but badass as all hell.

Unsurprised

Oh, Shay.comment image

entropy

Who the hell is THAT?!

ballsofsteelandfury
Unsurprised

Different girl.

Kungjitsu

Yeah, yeah… but seriously can I put it in your butt.

Unsurprised

Shay Maria. https://www.instagram.com/shaymaria/

That photo is one my brother took of her.

entropy

Your brother has talent.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Shay laren?

Kungjitsu

Early 90’s deep cuts.

In case teh embed doesn’t work.
https://youtu.be/7dr-xcyLqC8

ballsofsteelandfury

Kungjitsu

Marty Friedman is the last guitar player who I was like what the fuck are you doing? It’s been 25 years and I still don’t get his weird bends. He’s from outer space. Also, Dave Mustaine is an asshole.

Col. Duke LaCross

Saw them last week. The classics will always hold up, but Dave has lost whatever freakin’ marbles he ever had.

Col. Duke LaCross

More Volbeat. I’ve always wanted to go to one of those crazy-ass European festivals. Unfortunately, I’m pushing 40 so it probably ain’t in the cards.

http://youtu.be/3w3xjWBqhaU

jjfozz

I’m in. I’m full blown mid life crisis guy. Fuck it. let’s go.

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m in. I went to a techno music festival in my late 30s. No one batted an eye.

entropy

I’ll go. I just plain love live music and Europe. So, make it T in the Park in Edinburgh and I am SO in.

Kungjitsu

I got into triathlon for my mid-life crisis.

Pros: Fit chicks, Jesus do I love fit chicks.
Cons: People into triathlon take that shit way too seriously.

ballsofsteelandfury

laserguru

Not to get all…

Yep saw them a couple of years ago Anaheim House of Blues, Danko Jones opened.
You’re never too old to see live bands. Fucking never.

jjfozz

i’m seeing new people on dfo, and i’m LIKING It. nice to have you aboard.

I also am looking for a hobby. I have cigars and bourgon and photography, but I need something else.

Mob enforcer? AStronaut groupie? Civil war reenactor?

montythisseemsstrangetome

Self-pleasurer?

entropy

True Story:

I collected for the (well, “a” mob, maybe not “THE”) mob for a while when I was younger entropy. It sucked as a job, but I didn’t much care because it meant I drove around all day and then hung out at a pool hall all night. One of the older guys said to me after we just got handed about $100 each for the day, “y’know, if I’d know twenty years ago bein a criminal was this much work, I’d have gotten a real job years ago.”

So I vote “no” on enforcer.

ballsofsteelandfury

You haven’t picked an AFL team yet.

Australian football-barracker?

jjfozz

Can I go with the All Blacks?

Sill Bimmons

That’s rugby.

And yes, if you’re not going to support England.

Unsurprised

I’m in the same boat except without the preexisting hobbies.