Well, the NFL Competition Committee did the expected and passed the automatic ejection (or “Burfict”) rule today. A quizzical second change was the addition of the touchback from a kick now being placed at the 25 instead of the 20, which is pretty much going to ensure placekickers try to aim for the 5 yard line.
Dear God – the Rams are going to be on “Hard Knocks”. Cue the whistful homage to the midwestern kid moving to LA to make it big! Then, get ready for a whole day of Jeff Fisher being clumily accepted onto movie sets in exchange for sideline access. I can’t wait for all the Hollywood mustache comparisons.
In addition, the Rams will host a game in China in 2018, whose leaders will no doubt give Stan Kroenke new ideas about labour management & stadium policing.
Some scouts have compared Jared Goff to Jay Cutler. That’s just mean – he’s had all his shots,
Over at the MMQB, there’s a video of Peter King spending four minutes blowing Jerry Jones. Even with the sound off, I could tell he swallowed everything Jones had.
Speaking of Peter King, his favourite rapist is apparently getting a plea bargain to serve between 15-20 years. I guess it beats consecutive sentences, and he will be eligible to purchase admission to the Hall of Fame in 2031 at the earliest.
Sean Payton is staying with the Saints for 5 more years, so will be around to pick Drew Brees’ replacement.
Merchandise note – Mitchell & Ness released their “Best selling jersey by state” map – links here and here. I’ve got nothing to say about the list, but I do love their product.
Politics: I suppose it was inevitable that the wives eventually got dragged into it.
First, this happened: (she is purdy)
Some PAC affiliated to Cruz sent this picture to Mormon followers on Instagram. I’m not exactly sure whom it besmirches more – Trump, or his wife – since they more-than-seem to imply to Mormon voters that voting for Cruz would keep both a political and actual whore out of the White House. But either way, it’s goal was to encourage people to vote for Cruz.
Trump, naturally, took all things in stride and…NOPE! It quickly degenerated into, “You took a shot at my wife, so I’m taking one at yours.”
I’m guessing he used that crack research team he had lying around after checking out OBUMMERS birth certificate was put to use trying to find dirt on anyone left opposing him competing against him in the race.
The best part is that Cruz can claim plausible deniability because it wasn’t his campaign but a group friendly to his campaign that put out the tweet. But do you really want to start a political dirty war with Donald Trump?
Random athletics: If you want to lose a good four minutes, please to enjoy this video on the changing nature of Wrestlemania entrances. Come for the nostalgia; stay for the evolution of the mullet.
The unscripted games! (All times eastern)
NHL: (2 games total)
- Sens @ Islanders – 7:00
- Bruins @ Rangers – 8:00
NBA: (12 games total)
- Raptors @ Celtics – 7:30
- Heat @ Spurs – 8:30
- Mavs @ Blazers – 10:00
- Clippers @ Warriors – 10:30
NCAA: more NIT Nastiness!
- Florida vs George Washington – 7:00
- San Diego State vs Georgia Tech – 9:00
Oh god – everyone’s saying “Batman V Superman” sucks. I DON’T CARE!
http://114.imagebam.com/download/YdMUJqHgrdBJbcJhX3Vi8w/47346/473457700/323087.jpg
OH NO THEY USED LIKE SPESHUL BOMBS AND STUFF
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bombs-brussels-attacks_us_56f2a25fe4b0c3ef52174c1d
GROW THE FUCK UP PEOPLE
“The taxi driver who drove the suspected attackers to the airport said his suspicions were roused when they wouldn’t let him touch their luggage.”
What a hero.
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I read that in Will Ferrel’s G.W. Bush voice.
Try to read this without hearing Rockso’s voice in your head. Go ahead, try…you can’t.
(not a valid argument if you’ve never watched the show)
Put the boots to him…Medium Style.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVka5T5hC88
Shit, that’s what I get for not watching to the end before posting. They cut it off.
Ice Giants beat Ice P*ts 5-2. Smoothies for all!
While we’re on the subject of butt cleavage, here’s Ben Affleck insulting my poor neighbor when she was interviewing him on a red carpet somewhere.
No worries Ben. Tonight I’ll get some sleep and look better rested tomorrow. But you still won’t be able to act.
We’re all somebody’s neighbor…
What an asshole…. but I knew that before.
Since Applebee’s continues to pollute the airwaves, here’s the nutritional information for their quesadilla burger they keep plugging:
1400 calories
945 calories from fat
105 grams of fat (162% daily allowance)
45 grams of saturated fat (225% DA)
163 mg cholesterol (53% DA)
3260 mg sodium (163% DA)
Eat up, ya fat fucks! The power of diabeetus compels you!
https://www.fatsecret.com/calories-nutrition/applebees/quesadilla-burger
Hold onto your butts… and your arteries.
I am ‘Murrican. How dare you try to edumacate me on nutrition and health.
http://49.media.tumblr.com/814f6170663f2c88038e3c41a1b8ed30/tumblr_o48ngjbJhI1rmin5no1_400.gif
Dumbo don’t play that.
OK. It appears that TSN and their 5 useless channels up here in Canadia aren’t showing our AFL game of the week! This makes me very angry. What sites can we stream the games from Commentists?
I used to go with firstrowsports.eu but have given up on them lately.
Oh they may show taped delayed games, everyone loves that.
Lemon Party used to have a reliable stream of sorts.
There was another one, I think the guy’s name was Buck Akke.
Is that party of the Daisy Chain of websites?
It’s near YouTubGirl I think.
Wait for it….
http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Hello+there_b76d8e_4599347.gif
Pretty much.
I fucking hate that guy.
“Open your mind…open your mind…”
FREE MARS
“Free Mars” is a sign that Andy Reid saw hanging over the candy display in a dream he had last night.
Oh my GOD, what a stud! If Tom Flores were a bear!
A Tribe Called Wu — ATCQ and Wu-Tang Clan mashup.
https://www.mixcloud.com/psawithcharliewhite/a-tribe-called-wu-atcq-vs-wu-tang-clan-tribute/
Let me get this straight. Avocado toast is a thing that people will pay for. In a restaurant.
I can understand ordering things in a restaurant because a skilled chef will prepare it better than you can do at home. But avocado? On toast? Come on, if you can’t pull off a decent version of that at home, you might as well just quit at life.
I can barely make cereal.
Yeah, but you don’t pay someone $8 to make it for you in a restaurant, do you?
No, but I did pay $14 for a breakfast burger (pork patty, beef bacon, duck egg, cheddar, apple sauce; roasted potatoes) at a place that sells $8 avocado toast.
That sounds really delicious. I’m going to go have some bacon-wrapped cheddarwurst and an old-fashioned in tribute.
I’m going to have a double-egg, sausage, and cheese on an Everything bagel from across the street tomorrow morning after this whole Australian Rules thing.
Don’t let things distract you from your ultimate goal!
http://40.media.tumblr.com/efa36447ec0993512c10e3fa89ab6588/tumblr_o2yhd1uIBV1qzhjh2o1_1280.jpg
Looks to me like all parties may be positively engaged…
Teamwork
I love how Netflix keeps in all of the f-bombs they drop on Mad Men. AMC allowed them one a season, and I’m pretty sure I just saw the last one (s7e11). It was perfect. I am surprised at how many fucks are uttered in seasons 6, 7, and 7 1/2.
OK kids, I have to work tomorrow, so I’m grabbing some Zzzzz’s before waking up to watch AFL late tonight and post more butt cleavage pics. Join Sill and I for the Rivebrog if you’re awake at 1 AM Pacific!!
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I really appreciate the butt cleavage below.
That works multiple ways.
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I always wanted an Affleck doll.
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Eyyo,my man Phife Diggy he got somethin’ to say:
I like ’em brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, and Haitian
Name is Phife Dawg from the Zulu nation
Told you in the jam that would could get down
Now let’s knock the boots like the group H-Town
Scrolling back, I see Balls has fulfilled his butt cleavage commitment.
Yay Balls.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/cf32499bd53571edd5ed600e6cc88d17/tumblr_o4cnhlCR3X1shuxveo1_1280.jpg
I am nothing, if not a man of my word!
BTW, MOAR butt cleavage to come in tonight’s AFL Opening Day Open Thread!
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There are no .gifs of the Thompsons that I can find:
http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/south-park/clip-thumbnails/season-5/0510/south-park-s05e10c05-parents-hope-16×9.jpg
That can be fixed.
THEN FIX IT
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/1c1661cef71c4a1a93f3a1863d27a284/trains-400-fighters-attack-europe-wave-bloodshed
WHO FUCKING CARES
Remember when 1 million+ vastly better-trained trained fighters attacked Belgium and killed tens of thousands of Belgians, yet we somehow defeated them without sacrificing our principles?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Belgium
PERSPECTIVE
Yeah, but those guys were white.
/sad but true
And Christian.
The Christian thing gets people every goddamn time.
Every.
Goddamn.
Time.
Why do you think we didn’t invade Venezuela instead of Iraq?
Because Chavez had one hell of a hog.
Evening folkses…
http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzs3bnDE921r41kd7o1_400.jpg
Reliving Week 17, with Branden Purna claiming the phase “Lightning in My Panties” for King Laserface. GOOD TIMES.
OAR:
“Just don’t turn the ball over five more times this half and we’ll win this thing for you. We’d have done the same thing for the other guy but, you know.”
— Denver’s D to Peyton Manning at halftime
Heading to the inlaws this weekend. They are not religious, he likes top shelf booze, and drinks wine/scotch every evening which are the good things. He is very intimidating, I let him beat me in golf and I still always feel uncomfortable going to bed with his daughter and I am fucking 39! These are the bad things.
I wanted to kick my ex-wife’s father’s head apart with my steel-toed Docs.
I also am a Doc wearer, actually have 5 pairs of various styles and colours. I don’t want to kick him, but just feel uncomfortable, even when he brings out the big single malts.
I was never uncomfortable, I was in a state of barely-controlled rage.
FOXBOT
http://www.impression-quimper.com/641-thickbox_warehouse/mouse-pad-meme-fuuuu.jpg
I would have done the deed with my Oxblood Oxfords:
http://www.vixensandangels.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/d/m/dm_3cherrysteel.jpg
Those are sweet. I need to order a new pair of boots and the cherries have crossed my mind.
You kids that call them “cherries” make me smile.
http://www.hotchannel.com.hk/ufiles/12309601.jpg
“FUCK. THAT. GUY.”
– me, to my wife, ten minutes after my last encounter with her father.
Fathers-in-law are the fucking WORST
Interestingly, my former father in law was the only person in that fucked up family I could stand. I got along better with him than I did with the ex herself….by a FUCKING MILE!!!!!
I Miss that guy.
‘Sup, butts… and assorted humanoids.
hey
http://wishfarms.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/berries_main_image2.jpg
AWWW YEAHHHHH
Let’s get frosty… testes…
For those of you who are getting kicked off by WordPress:
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http://www.blogcdn.com/www.mandatory.com/media/2013/08/but-cleavage.jpg
Butt bra
http://www.thefashionpolice.net/images/2008/07/07/butt_cleavage.jpg
http://gomandi.com/img/2013/11/438.jpg
It begins
http://www.incrediblethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/butt-cleavage-dress-wtf-omg-bbq.jpg
hey
So are we really doing the AFL thing WAY tomorrow?
Gotta get me some elephant amphetamine.
Yup! BTW, that’s TONIGHT for me. Tomorrow morning for you East Coasters.
Isn’t 1 AM PT tomorrow for you as well?
Technically, but I consider it “tonight”.
Ah.
Selective chronographic definitions.
Got it.
http://www.theonion.com/americanvoices/meditation-effective-treatment-back-pain-52620
WHY CDC WHY
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/54405059.jpg
RE: Letterman’s new crazed drifter look. Someone else mentioned Richard Dean Anderson (McGuyver and the Stargate TV series) has changed. Behold:
http://www.potins.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/1429798864-67522bf85121284ebbdfbdb99795ea7a.jpg
Bonus points for possessing a shirt with “Botswana” on it.
Anyone else seen that recent photo of David Letterman going around? Holy crap.
It’s on the previous thread.
That photo actually makes me look forward to old age when I can just be happy and fat and ugly and without a care in the world.
It’s pretty sweet.
Shit, that’s mostly me now.
It is a perfect visual representation of “No Fucks Given”.
Santa?
How does George Washington get a home game over Florida, when the latter is the higher seed?
From what I’ve read, Florida’s home arena is undergoing renovations.
“Higher seed? George Washington, Thomas Jefferson-it’s a toss-up.”
-black female slaves
Going to have to go with GDub on this.
See “Lisa Goes To Washington.”
“Lisa: Mr. Jefferson, my name is Lisa Simpson, and I have a problem.
Jefferson: I know your problem. The Lincoln Memorial was too crowded.
Lisa: Sorry, sir.”
The city both are in is named after the Big G.
TJeff is given pretty short shrift in these parts all things considered.
Shittier university than GW, too.
(Not a proud Colonial, but a Colonial nonetheless)
/scenario-construction of new home (myself, wife and scotch jr. in attendance)
Wife: [shows me pic of brick pieces that contractor recommends] “I’m not sure I like it. It’s kinda ugly.”
Me: “I don’t like it at all.”
Wife: “Maybe we’ll end up liking it.”
Me: “Good point. Remember how ugly Scotch Jr. was when we first saw him? We ended up liking him.”
Wife: [stares open-mouthed]
Son: [laughs, high-fives me]*
*he’s got a great sense of humour
Man, now I want poutine.
http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/380/cache/poutine-quebec_38038_600x450.jpg
[Spidey sense tingles]
– Andy Reid
[tingles unfortunately are down the left arm]
— Andy Reid
[Gravy sense tingles]
— Andy Reid
/ftfy
I am trying to decipher how that differs from KFC’s aptly dubbed (h/t Patton Oswalt) “Failure Pile in a Sadness Bowl”
No chicken, mashed potatoes, or corn.
French fries done by French people.
Gravy’s just different, you’ll never get me to say a bad word about KFC gravy EVAH.
And squeaky, melty curds.
Couldn’t be more different, really…
http://candidupskirts.org/funning/girls_surfing_1.jpg
At least she’s on the board (that even has wax on it!) and wearing a leash and stuff. Gonna be sporting a pretty sweet rash on her tummy though.
Oh wait. That’s not wax – that’s foam! Phony!
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/85/85da8446fe23ba03573014f908ef9f06978d38be5ba70407c8f2ab6be68c8788.jpg
Speaking of reviews, I was watching the footage from this earlier today:
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-network-top-ten/0ap2000000113877/Top-Ten-Controversial-Calls-Bottle-gate
I was gonna say…
Plus her hair is dry!
Pretends to surf, 2/10 would not bang.
Way to get the party started, Moose! Excellent job!
TRUE LOVE IS TRULY DEAD YOU GUYS OH WELL I GUESS IT’S AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION FOR ME
“According to In Touch, Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar, the cult’s two leaders, have decided to call it quits after birthing 70,000 children together.
The primary source of their relationship troubles shouldn’t surprise anyone: it’s Josh, the son of theirs who is currently in rehab for like, what is he in there for again? Some kind of addiction that isn’t drug-related, right? Sex addiction? Porn addiction? Whatever he’s there for (or not there for, depending on who you believe), ‘the handling of Josh’s return’ has made Michelle ‘speak up.’ Jim Bob wants to welcome their son back ‘with open arms,’ but she’s a little more hesitant—due to the fact that ‘some family members don’t want Josh around their children.’ Though they’ve fought before, sources say Michelle ‘isn’t giving in so easily this time…'”
I had to search the names to see what you taking about, and be sure you not having another psychotic break, Sill.
In my family, we congratulate the parents for pregnancies 1 through 3. On pregnancy 4, we threaten to drag the father-to-be to the kitchen for a mandatory vasectomy.
Is it a rousing game of “Ow, My Balls”?
Already happened, bro.
?w=650
You only threaten? Three times is enemy action. Fourth is the death penalty.
Guess she’s out of eggs.
‘some family members don’t want Josh around their children.’
I assume these family members are the children he molested.
I’m willing to go there.
http://www.troll.me/images/xzibit-yo-dawg/yo-dawg-i-assume-you-like-assuming-so-i-assume-you-assume-assumptions-when-i-assume-you-assume-them.jpg
Dr. Crusher: “You have reconsidered the plan to use Hugh destroy the Borg?”
Picard: “Yes. To use him like this, we would be as bad as the the enemy we seek to destroy.”
Hint, hint. Republicans.
Oh, and before you say, “Its not terrorism. Its a fictional cyborg race.” TNG did an episode on Terrorism (“The High Ground” S3-E12). It was thought provoking. Deep Space Nine also did some episode on terrorism, but they, hilariously in highsight, said that sometimes terrorism is justified in cases.
Remember the TNG episode the introduced the Maquis with the planet full of Native Americans who fled Earth only to be forcefully removed by Picard and the Federation from their new planet?
And they completely did the opposite thing in Insurrection. For people who found the Fountain of Youth. That’s like me finding the Holy Grail in the Parking Lot of McDonalds and the United States saying that I don’t have to share it because I found it.
Picard going from the thoughtful, Shakespeare-reading, pottery-enthusiast Picard in the TV show to the reckless, homicidal maniac Picard depicted in the TNG films is the first in a series of horrible series of Hollywood fuckups that have ultimately led to BatMook vs. SuperPretzel.
it was the beginning of the end for the philosophical sci-fi franchise.
“…whose leaders will no doubt give Stan Kroenke new ideas about labour management & stadium policing.”
Labor. This is an American website, so learn to spell American or write on one of your Snowbackistan websites (assuming http://www.poutineandcurling.com is popular).
But I’m talking about Rams.
I don’t wanna hear nunavit.
Damn! I was aiming for this:
http://www.allouttabubblegum.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Shaft-Shoots-His-Load.jpg
https://youtu.be/M380X-AeBpM
I can dig it.
The Canadian irreverent humour blog Molesting Pierre Maguire shuttered its doors six weeks prior to July 31, 2015. Its passionate user base shifted to the fan made successor page, “Fur Flap Flies Open” named for a signature bit on MPM about Don Cherry’s and Patrick Kane’s uninvited entrances. The denizens of the site unironically refer to themselves as “Fellow Socialists”.
Fucking MUPROXX.
Should have been “Foucking UPROUXX.”
Still a bad jouke piggybacking oun a mouch better oune, but oune houpes it can elicit a chouckle.
“But do you really want to start a political dirty war with Donald Trump?”
The best part was that the media did his job for him by throwing every bad thing they could think of about Heidi Cruz at the wall wondering if that’s what Trump was inferring (such as her “breakdown”), which is exactly what he wanted the simpletons to do.
Oh, he was apparently tweeting about her incident bright and early this morning.
Like they say, you roll around with dogs, you have a good time because dogs are awesome.
Watching the Star Trek: TNG episode “I, Borg”, and I am noticing some alarming similarities between Borg drones and Trump supporters.
There was a thing on Deadspin (aka Hulk Hogan’s new cocaine and hooker fund) about Alex Rodriguez playing two more years. Dude is 27 bombs away from 714. He hit 33 last year. What the fuck are the Yankees going to do? Because there’s no way they let him become the AL home run king. Will they shut him down at 713? Will they double his salary so he’ll allow a trade to an NL team? This is the first interesting thing to happen in baseball since Perdro judo tossed Don Zimmer.
They’re totally stuck with him and will have to acknowledge him passing truest of the true Yankees Babe Ruth and I will laugh hysterically.
It costs them $6 million if he passes Ruth. They’ll make that much in merch sales within 3 hours, in addition to the A-Rod 700 merch. Which they will peddle. I went to the game he hit 600, shirts were on the shelves as soon as the ball left the bat.
Yeah, Yankee tradition died with Steinbrenner.
All his little shit kids care about is money.
Fuck Babe Ruth. Fuck the Yankees. Fuck baseball.
True. So true.
Not the fuck baseball bit, but to each their own.
But at the very least Steinbrenner cared about that Yankee bullshit.
His kids are just maggots.
Why would the touchback rule change encourage placekickers to aim for the 5-yard line again?
I think (assuming, mind you) that the idea is that the extra five yards for a touchback will push the cost/benefit calculus back in favor of “try to get them to return it- if you hang it high and give our gunners time to get down there, maybe we can pin them deep/cause a fumble/take the returner’s head off”
Ah.
I was seeing a coffin-corner type situation, which would make no sense on KOs because of the illegal procedure penalty.
I still think that kickers are going to aim for TBs because of coaches’ risk-aversion and kickers wanting to add to the only measurable statistic they can accrue to show their proficiency on kickoffs.
They would kick the ball high into the air. That could cause the defenders to get closer to the returner and possibly force him to call a fair catch. He cannot let the ball go into the endzone because unlike a punt, it is a life ball. If it is recovered in the endzone by the kicking team, it is a very long onside kick recovery for a touchdown. They cannot let it go out of bounds though as that is still a penalty and ball at the 35 yard line. They would have to aim towards the center of the field.
Long live William Mildred Farnsworth Higginbottom Gaines III. And Don Martin. And Sergio Aragonés. And Al Jaffee. And Mort Drucker, Angelo Torres, Paul Peter Porges, Jack Davis, Dave Berg, Paul Cocker, and George Woodbridge. Oh yeah: the usual gang of idiots was magnificent.
http://d.gr-assets.com/books/1330980373l/2994773.jpg
I don’t know what Ted Williams has to do with any of this.
Wouldn’t that be “Mad’s Don Martin Freezes Ahead?”
I’m honored that you got the reference.
Still don’t know what the fuck’s a “clod”, but whatever. Around 15 was the first time I liked girls more than Mad.
clod
kläd/
noun
noun: clod; plural noun: clods
1.
a lump of earth or clay.
synonyms: lump, clump, chunk, hunk
“clods of earth”
2.
informal
a stupid person (often used as a general term of abuse).
I can’t believe they passed that idiotic 2x personal foul rule. Did the referees not already have the discretion to throw players out of games? Yes? Then fucking use it!
At least they didn’t make it like soccer where they could carry over those penalties and earn suspensions like multiple yellow/red cards. Or would that be better? How does the AFL handle it?
Onfield infractions considered to warrant a more severe penalty than a free kick are handled off-field by a league tribunal. Such incidents include deliberate or reckless acts of violence, such as striking, punching, tripping, kicking or endangering the head of an opponent, as well as misconduct such as abusing umpires or other players. Field umpires, boundary umpires and goal umpires are all permitted to report players for such infractions; in matches where there is video footage and where league rules permit, players may also be reported based on video evidence. For players who are found guilty of reportable offences, tribunals can issue fines or suspend players for a certain number of games.
Throughout Australia, there is a Player and Official Deregistration Policy, which allows players and officials with a poor tribunal record to be deregistered from playing football for life. As of 2011, this deregistration is automatically applied to any player or official who, since the age of 16, has been suspended for a cumulative total of 16 matches or more in any suburban, country or state league, or in the AFL, except that for the purpose of the cumulative total, suspensions in the AFL count only 50% of their value. Players may appeal for re-registration, but if successful a further suspension will result in deregistration without the right to a further appeal. The rule was first established in 2007, and is applied uniformly across all levels of football in Australia.”
Sensible. It would never work in the NFL.
Not enough lawyers involved in the AFL rules-making process to fuck it up that badly yet.
Don’t worry. They’re coming to ruin the AFL too.
No one gets kicked out in AFL, that I’ve seen, but a Match Review Panel goes over every game and imposes future match bans as appropriate. They also give the players the option to reduce the ban by pleading guilty early.
Reason #629 the AFL is run better than the NFL.
They should have just made this the rule:
After a player sacks Brady twice in a game, he will be ejected.
I’ll be at the SDSU NIT game. The game Monday against Washington was a great atmosphere. Tonight’s game sold out in about 20 minutes when opened to the public. Should be a good game.
I’ll be attending a high school orchestra performance. It’s pretty much the same thing.
Difference being I am going willingly to the NIT game.
Oh, I don’t have any relatives in the orchestra, I just like the way freshman boys handle the flute.