An incredibly handsome, yet thoroughly disheveled blogger shambles into his office after a long journey. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [sets down baggage] RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [removes crumpled boarding pass from pocket, is one again amused to find flight confirmation code started with "RTD"] RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [sets head down on desk] Ten minutes pass. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [sits up, runs hands through hair] RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [blearily rubs red
Month: March 2016
Kessel Running Mates
This is how I picture Donald Trump surveying the Republican field this afternoon: Lots of people have already made the Cruz-aborting-his-campaign joke, so why repeat it here? I want to beat other stuff to death. Like, for example, who will he pick as his VP nominee? I'm assuming they have already told
Your “What’s So Super About It?” Tuesday Night Open Thread
Oh yeah, it’s March 1st! Super Tuesday!! Time to rock out with your caucus out!!! Eleven states with 25% of the available delegates are choosing their party's nominee tonight. If you live in one of those states, you might as well give up on network television, because that shit's getting preempted. That
Should I Watch Football This Year? (Part II)
Pros: Need to maintain high level of awareness of breast cancer throughout October Not even sure my TV gets any other channels on Sunday Odell Beckham Jr. unlikely to come to my house and make one-handed catches for my personal viewing Want to get in on the ground floor of London Jaguars-mania Football only sport
