Pick Is In – A [DFO] 2016 Draft Challenge LIVE Results Post

So we’ve made it to the first major event of the 2016 NFL season, the first round of the draft is tonight! As we are reminded that coaches, general managers, and meddling owners are the real stars of this league, we will also use this event to be introduced to the latest class of well-dressed athletes who, in as soon as four years even, may be budding stars preparing to be training camp hold outs insisting on new contracts, early retirees, or simply journeymen professionals chasing their athletic dreams.

Remember about a month ago when the draft universe was upside-down? The top two picks, Tennessee and Cleveland, presumably pleased with their quarterback situations (because nothing says “nah, we’re good at QB” like having a top draft pick), were expected to kick off the draft with unsexy upgrades to their non-existent lines. Boltman and Ol’ Double-J would then get some screen time before perpetual top-five picker Jacksonville would bring aboard someone with high upside who won’t make it to the preseason without getting an injury that will land him on the season-ending IR. Also, the P*triot’s didn’t have a first round pick because they had tampered with game balls and got caught. But that didn’t matter because, with Tom Brady for 16 weeks, this team didn’t need a first round pick to get off to a hot start.

Well, now our draft universe is upside-down for other reasons. The Los Angeles Rams of Raider Nation announced that their “philosophy has always been to build through the draft” before sending six of their first seven picks over the next two years to Tennessee in exchange for the right to pick first tonight. Who will they take? Well, RAMIT insiders haven’t decided yet. Not to be outdone — by LA or their previous regime — the Philadelphia Eagles gave up eight picks to earn the right to draft whoever gets rejected by the guys who assembled a 2015 QB depth chart of Nick Foles, Case Keenum, and Sean Mannion. Laremy Tunsil, the projected top pick before Tennessee traded down, is set to lose at least $1.5 million on his rookie contract as a result of these trades. Also, the P*triot’s still don’t have a first round pick because they had tampered with game balls and got caught. Also, they lost Tom Brady for the first four weeks of the season, including their Sunday Night Football home opener where Chris and Al will have to talk about Brady being out because he’s a cheater even though they don’t want to talk about Brady’s history of cheating.

Now, for everyone who submitted on Pick Is In, tonight is also judgement day for you. That’s right, click below to open the official [DFO] Draft Challenge Prediction Board, turn on the television, and get ready to weep.
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scotchnaut

CARSON WENTZ WAS ROBBED!

/seriously, is there no security in the waiting room?

Horatio Cornblower

“I know these Eagles pretty well and let me tell you they are LOATHSOME people, just the absolute worst.”

The Mighty Feklahr

suzy done her hair purty

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Seattle D-line, meet your new tackle dummy!

JustStopDude

Joke all you want, Goff has the poise to handle getting destroyed by week 4…and out of the league by week 7.

SonOfSpam

Daughter: “Why are they all booing him? That’s not nice.”
Me: “Eh, they always do that.”
Daughter: “Well…why?”
Me: “He’s a sanctimonious ginger asshole.”
Daughter: “Oh, ok then.”

LeighAnne

Parenting: You’re doing it right.

indieguy

Ginger asshole is a result of figging

theeWeeBabySeamus

Someone….please….shoot….Deion Sanders.

Smithchez

Well he just sounds like the most boring person on the planet. Watch yourself, Flacco.

Spur

Alright, now everyone laugh at the Eagles!

Beastmode Ate My Baby

But is it…exciting?

Spur

“Hail hydra” -Goodell

Duchess

They picked him because people in California know who he is.

Horatio Cornblower

He can find his way around the highways.

Duchess

Don’t have to worry him missing a start cause he was stuck in traffic.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Good luck with HIM.

-Steve McNair

WCS

PleaseletPhillytradetheirpicktoSanFranPleaseletPhillytradetheirpicktoSanFranPleaseletPhillytradetheirpicktoSanFranPleaseletPhillytradetheirpicktoSanFranPleaseletPhillytradetheirpicktoSanFran

theeWeeBabySeamus

Pick is in….sorry.

Moonbatting Average

Mooch: “He fits what they do”

Lose?

Spur

You needed 9 minutes for that?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You sound like my girlfriend

makeitsnowondem

BOO THIS MAN

Horatio Cornblower

I am one for one in Blax’s draft pool!! I AM ON FIRE!!!

Duchess

Still better than Mel Kiper Jr.

scotchnaut

We finally have something in common!

ThursdaySkyGoddess

TO: Rich Eisen
RE: “The Goff”

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King Hippo

Alright, the Commentists who updated our picks and paid attention all has 20 now.

Smithchez

Jared Seems incredibly neutral about this news.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Goodell getting the reception he deserves.
Just saying.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

BOO! BOO! BOO THIS MAN!!!

But keep watching the NFL.

King Hippo

yes and YES! And do I ever mean yes.

Duchess

The Rams are taking this wrong just to fuck with everyone, right, because they get to leave after they finish.

Spur

Tunsil gonna have to piss in a cup as soon as his pick is announced.

Brocky

Fun fact: Mike Martz was the last coach of the rams to have a winning season

MikeWallaceAndGromit

So ESPN or NFLN?
I’ll take Eisen and Mayock over the Berman Circus.

Horatio Cornblower

Agreed.

Smithchez

I like it when the draft rooms clap like they just landed a rocket on the moon.

Unsurprised

Small minds have small dreams.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

“Houston, we have a football team.”
“A what?”

Horatio Cornblower

Jeff Fisher’s speaking to Peter King on the phone to ensure King keeps fellating him in his column, this ensuring Fisher mysteriously stays employed.

Unsurprised

King Hippo: “Again, as much as I despise his politics, I admire how Kurt Warner is seemingly a good person in how he lives his life, and how he puts his cray-cray aside in a box and does a really solid job as an analyst.”

The most evil people in the world seem to have wonderful personal and family lives. It’s proof that God is real and He’s a fucking asshole.

Spur

The Rams have selected Ryan Gosling number 1

Beastmode Ate My Baby

They were looking at the wrong Notebook.

Duchess

But he’s canadian hes not eligible to be number 1 its in the constitution.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

YA BETTER DRAFT SOMEBODDDDDDYYYYY!

Evening folks!

MikeWallaceAndGromit

Holy shit I had forgotten how bad the Rams really have been.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Didn’t they have a stretch where they won like five games in three years?

LeighAnne

Gruden is comparing Goff to Aaron Rodgers. HAHAHAHAHA

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Then make him wait

King Hippo

Again, as much as I despise his politics, I admire how Kurt Warner is seemingly a good person in how he lives his life, and how he puts his cray-cray aside in a box and does a really solid job as an analyst.

Horatio Cornblower

Plus he married a goblin and they seem happy.

The Mighty Feklahr

I went to Northern Iowa, you get treated like the idiot you are there. He probably learned to contain that shit early on.

makeitsnowondem

I did so little study on the draft this year. I don’t even have a preferred player for Denver. Connor Cook maybe? I don’t know.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

No, didn’t you hear the rumors about his Semester at Sea?

King Hippo

NO!!! Dak Prescott in the 2nd or no QB until next season (other than late round flyer).

/I didn’t study much either but why should that keep me from having strongly help opinions.

//am sure that almost all of the QB prospects are shit, though.

///will kill self if they take Hackenberg or Cardale Jones, though

BrettFavresColonoscopy

WE ALREADY SAW THE LIVE SHOT OF ONLY ONE PERSON IN THE RAMS WAR ROOM. GET THE FUCKING PICK IN.

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Why is Jeff Fisher still employed?

Unsurprised

Because you touch yourself.

King Hippo

that moustache KNOWS SOME SHIT

Smithchez

Did Kurt Warner just praise Allah?

The Mighty Feklahr

Ha! I knew it! He is ILLUMINUGHTY

MikeWallaceAndGromit

The Rams fax machine is broken. Watch them miss the window and slide the first pick to Philly.

Brocky

We don’t have to wait 2 or 3 years john.

If a player dies two days after being drafted we can safely say it was a bad pick

JustStopDude

If Mel Kiper showed up at my front door, I expected a justified homicide ruling just need on his personality

Spur

Seriously why is this pick taking so long. Bunch of glory boy front office prima donnas.

Smithchez

It’s been less than ten minutes and I’m already tired of the “Hey, this is the thing that happened when the Rams were last in Los Angeles” bullshit.

makeitsnowondem

Rye Barrel Abyss is on point.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’ve already plowed through a Southern Tier 2X IPA, a Sixpoint Bengali Tiger, and an Avery Joes’s Pilsner. May cap off with an Epic sour IPA next.

makeitsnowondem

I love all the beers you’ve had already. Which sour is the Epic?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Tart n Juicy Sour IPA

theeWeeBabySeamus

Do they really need 10 minutes on the clock for the first pick? Really?
“You’ve had your whole fucking life to think things over…what good is few minutes more gonna do you now?”
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Horatio Cornblower

They’re waiting for Jerry Jones to offer them his entire draft, three comely lasses and the right to use JerrahWorld three times a year for events so he can move up and draft Johnny Manziel.

Unsurprised

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makeitsnowondem

woooooooo rams on the clock

Unsurprised

“It’s cool. We have an hour.” – A. Reid

Spur

Ezekiel Elliott’s hair line is on point.