Wednesday Night Game 7s Are a Blast if It Doesn’t Involve Your Team Thread

In the world of sports, there are very few things better than a Game 7. By that point, the series has been balanced, both teams are clearly evenly-matched, and it’s come down to whomever makes the fewest mistakes, who sticks to the fundamentals a little bit better, and sometimes, who just gets lucky (PHRASING).

Tonight, the aformentioned Cubs of hockey travel to the late Minnesota North Stars of Dallas for Game Seven of their second round series. The series as a whole has been a great one, and it really should be mandated to go 13 games. While Dallas has home ice, it hasn’t meant too much, as the visiting team has won four contests so far. Both teams are looking to reach the Western Conference Finals since the very early Aughts: Dallas in 2000 (when the lost in the Cup Final to New Jersey), and the Blues in ’01 (losing to eventual Cup champ, Colorado). The fun starts at 20:00/19:00 on NBCSNCNNCNSNNCB.

I personally don’t have a dog in this fight. I’m too busy focusing on the upcoming EASTERN CONFERENCE FINAL match-up with Tampa WOOOOOOO GO ICE STILLERS. I’m just looking forward to a terrific game, that hopefully goes like nine overtimes, though I imagine DTZM and Monty would disagree with that sentiment.

She makes a strong argument for St. Louis.

There’s also two Game 5s in the NBA Playoff games tonight, with Miami traveling up north against the Raptors, and Golden State looking to close out Portland. MIA-TOR tips-off at 20:00/19:00, and GS-POR 22:30/21:30. I’d probably enjoy the NBA a balls load more, if it weren’t for TWWL endlessly forcing it upon us, like THE BEN in a Georgia bathroom. The Stephen A. Smiths and Chris Broussards of the world don’t help, either.

There’s also baseball, probably.

 

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Unsurprised

Hey

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laserguru

The one thing the meds guys don’t tell you is that they clog you up like you ate a 12 pound block of Velveeta and it will wake you at most inopportune time when that biology changes.

I’m sorry but it’s true.

I’m med free.

laserguru

Facts!
Undropped!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I’m still around. Everyone else left though so I had no one to talk to

laserguru

Wait!

Unsurprised

I’m still here!

Senor Weaselo

Raaaaange.

Unsurprised

Somehow I managed to fuck up popcorn twice before I realized I wasn’t supposed to put the burner on 10 to heat the oil.

laserguru

Don’t fuck with hot oil of you’re drinking
For real

Unsurprised

I’m not drinking.

Cuntler

Yeah, way less punching. Oh well. Back to Tami Taylor! Wait, the music. Nevermind. Nachos!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I already made mine. Eating them right now

laserguru

Nachos!!!

Unsurprised

This reminds me of how a couple of weeks ago I went down the Youtube hole of watching The Day After and the better (naturally) British equivalent and a bunch of other 80s movies about nuclear war.

JustStopDude

The 80’s really knew how to do a proper apocalypse…

Unsurprised

It helped to have the world trying desperately to destroy itself.

Unsurprised

The British movie was called Threads (1984).

rockingdog

night guys.
I’m gonna watch this cool BBC video on Bioluminescence then go to bed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu0Bggv0doc

Cuntler

I can name a total of three people right now on the court. Who are these people? Where is LeBron? Why do curry’s shots look like chest passes? He is like Reggie Miller but not a douchetard? Or is he douchetard? Who is Adam Silver? Ahhhhhhhhh?!?!?,

Cuntler

????Go Seahawks!

rockingdog

hahaha!

JustStopDude

Captin’s Crunch Peanut Butter whatever the fuck is hot fucking garbage…I must have been high on Quaaludes when I pick up a box. Even utterly shitfaced on beer and inhalants, it is utterly terrible.

Sober me is a fucking dick head…

Unsurprised

Last week The Americans featured the time David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear. This week it’s The Day After (That movie fucked me up). I’m guessing they’ll run into all the Live Aid shit when they go to Ethiopia.

I guess my point is that the KGB infiltrated and influenced the nuclear disarmament movement in western Europe and America and yet the series isn’t on top of that? Come on.

Covalent Blonde

I will be watching what I hope will end up in a GSW victory in solitude, my lovely friends.

Good night, gents!

JustStopDude

Fucking quitter…

laserguru

Goodnight kitty cat.

Sill Bimmons

You know you’ve consulted on one too many emergency intracranial reconstructions when you see the letters “GSW” and think Gun Shot Wound.

Horatio Cornblower

Hey, look what the cat dragged in!

Sill Bimmons

I still read the site.

Cuntler

I haven’t watched the NBA in years. Why don’t they put in a thug and foul Curry hard? His ankles are made of glass, correct? Like number 12 guy on the bench? I bet Scalabrine is available. Did the Pistons do that on the regular?

JustStopDude

Tina Fay will fucking sling anything for cash at this point now right?

JustStopDude

I fucking detest cats and cats owner…so that means I should just keep smoking right?!?

JustStopDude

I’ve had a parrot for the last 26 years…its not a commitment.

When you have an autistic child with a can opener for a face…that actively fucking hates you…

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Goddamn parrot mocks me for doing my taxes wrong…

Unsurprised

Stop using the cash method like a dummy, then.

SQUAWK

rockingdog

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Cuntler

Yes! Lap pussy!

rockingdog

hahaha the warriors have a player who looks like his hair is ramen noodles.

Covalent Blonde

Anderson Varejão with his sweet, sexy, Brazilian swagger? Or do you mean Crabbe from Portlandia?

rockingdog

Anderson.

Cuntler

My wife apparently recoded a lot of Nashville. Jerry there, Tami Taylor.

Cuntler

Ahhhhh, the music! It burns! I regret marrying a Texan. (Except for the cooking and boobs and other stuff).

Cuntler

Typing is hard. Buenos Nachos, fuckers.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

See, this is why we moderate your comments

Senor Weaselo

Now I want nachos.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I was thinking the same thing and I know I have the ingredients downstairs

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I turned on the GS game for the fuck of it, I was watching random videos on youtube before

Cuntler

So Curry and Klay Thompson are rich kids whose parents were NBA players and Green is a dick? Why am I suppose to like this team?

Cuntler

Wait?
I am watching the NBA. Shit, where is the remote?

Covalent Blonde

…. because Bogut is terrifying? Does that help at all?

Cuntler

Sure!

Cuntler

Oh, Portland has a Plumlee? Go Warriors!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Unsurprised

The bandwagoning if the Blazers win this series is going to be unbearable. Portland won the MLS Cup and people suddenly care about soccer. Basketball is serious business.

JustStopDude

Finally heard from Japan…about the shit I need to be able to satisfy the customer….

I am continuing to drink beer, and I am now watching “The Last Detail”….that is how well the email exchange has gone…

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-yQVeeN2bEWU/VXVAYwgOYsI/AAAAAAAASe8/JVNhp9DLzGw/s1600/The%2BLast%2BDetail%2BGIF.gif

I say this as a man that has scene the monuments in person of Hiroshima and Nagasaki…we need to atomic bomb this country again…I am almost ready to vote for fucking trump.

laserguru

Not the sentiment but the movie.

I love that fucking movie.

JustStopDude

Only movie to ever get the USN right…

Unsurprised

Looking at sexy anything online just makes me sad anymore.

rockingdog

halftime at the Warriors-Blazers game tonight. Its close.
Close out game for warriors at home in Oakland, CA. Should be good.

Covalent Blonde

This has been close. Klay Thompson has been impressive. I really want to see GSW get their groove. It seems like everyone’s pace just hasn’t gelled yet

rockingdog

thats about right.