NFL Notes:
- Stephen Tulloch was cut by the Lions Tuesday. He was kept on the active roster until he passed a physical, at which point he was released. (This move cost $500K towards Detroit’s 2016 cap.) If nothing else, it proves that you can’t discount the effect of the double-check.
- Boston College announced it will retire the jerseys of Matt Ryan and Luke Kuechly at separate games during the 2016 season.
- They will join the ranks of Art Donovan & Doug Flutie in BC lore.
- Randall Cunningham’s daughter qualified for the Rio Olympics in the high jump, somehow also putting her third on the Eagles WR depth chart.
- Maybe rap beefs have changed since I was a kid, but Ciara suing Future for defamation over parenting skills has unearthed a supposed threat to Russell Wilson’s life? That’s DangeRuss!
Finally, Ricardo Lockette has told his story about the hit that ended his career. Read the full version at The Player’s tribune. I was watching that game, and it was a frightening moment. I’m just happy dude can still walk.
The next two days have Euro semi-final matches. Portugal – Wales on Wednesday; Germany – France on Thursday. In an ideal world, Portugal – France is the final FIFA wants, because it allows a marquee player and the host nation to line up against each other. As we have learned, I’m the worst at predictions, so there’s no guessing from me about this. I just hope neither game goes to penalties, because that’s just the worst.
The best, however, was Iceland returning home to a hero’s welcome and leading the gathered throng in one more round of the “viking clap”, something that has surpassed Fred Smoot in google searches about VD in Minnesota.
If you want to watch the whole ceremony, and understand Icelandic, here’s a link.
Tonight’s Sports:
- MLB: national (on ESPN)
- 7:00 – All-Star Game selection show
- 8:00 – Pirates @ Cardinals
Alternative programming:
- Showtime – 60 Minutes Sports – 9:00
- among the topics covered, hurling.
- FXX – The Simpsons 4-hour block. Highlights:
- 9:00 – “24 Minutes”
- 11:00 – “Poppa’s Got a Brand New Badge”
- E! – Botched – 9:00
- “Short Changed at the Nipple Bank”
Twenty days to go until training camps open. WE CAN MAKE IT!
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WHY IS THE INTERNET FILLED WITH BETTER THAN DANCERS ME?
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YOU KNOW WHAT BIG FEET MEAN!!
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Hey-ooooo. Clocked out. Getting banged up. STL-PITT on the tee-vee. What’d I miss?
Awww … not much … JUST AN ONGOING DANCE PARTAAAAYYYYYY!!!!1!!!!!
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Just be careful ’cause a ladys choice dance in bound to drop soon.
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“Who’s a good lion? Who’s a good lion? Is it you? Is it you?”
Oh, Hell. I need to go.
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House Party!
God damn you.
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NICE diet aid!!!
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Too much Tay, not enough Karlie. For shame.
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I presume those are transvestites.
I mean it’s Robin. What??????
Gif mix status; ruined.
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Holy shit the Bubble hat football helmet guy that Daniel Tosh is interviewing is absolutely insane.
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I posted one a while ago that was a slo-mo of that; DAMN, what a scene.
Good choice; she’s not dancing, but her boobs are.
Exactly
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Looks like Crime Beat may have run slightly early:
http://deadspin.com/cops-find-denard-robinson-passed-out-asleep-in-his-car-1783172943
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Wow, really? Fuck you.
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
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Winner!!!
(very nice, Moose…cheers to you)
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Of course http://awkwardtaylorswiftdancing.tumblr.com is a thing.
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What monster makes a gif that small?
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It’s true! It is a dance party!11!!!!!
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So America Got Talent is judged by a German, a Canadian and two people from the UK. The primary sponsor is Dunken Donuts whose CEO is from London…
America’s Got Talent is as American as America the Beer!
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Counterpoint:
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(NSFW version…totally worth it)
h
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As an aside, I once dated a girl who could be this girl’s twin. Too bad she had nothing going upstairs. And by upstairs I mean brains, not boobs. Wow she was dumb.
I doubt Katee is winning the Fields Medal any time soon.
How long could you be with a girl like that?
5-10 minutes tops.
We dated for almost two years.
But yes, 5-10 minutes at a time.
LMFAO.
BEST 17 SECONDS OF HER LIFE!
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I would have liked to see Montana.
That’s what I tell my dog; “One bark, one bark only….”
Doesn’t usually work; she thinks I have a shitty Scottish shitty Russian accent.
Season 5 is definitely the best of The Simpsons.
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And then he became a bald hipster.
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Dance Party?
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WHOOOOPSIE!
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Welp…..
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wut the hull?
WHO COULD HAVE EVER SEEN THIS RESULT?!?
“Cunningham’s daughter is an Olympic quality athlete? … … … SIGN HER!” –Zombie Al Davis
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This Lockette article is killing me. It’s so easy to navel gaze and be selfish while ignoring what we have because we can’t disregard the envy for things we don’t. This guy nearly lost everything. I just started tearing up when he went to give away his Seahawks clothes and actually stopped and listened to the homeless guy he decided to give them to.
“I could tell that he was extremely intelligent. He told me he had a Ph.D., and had been living a regular life. Then, a few years ago, his wife, son, and a nephew who lived with him had all been killed in a car accident.
“He said, ‘Ever since then, I just lost my will to live. I lost the will to cut my hair. I lost the will to brush my teeth. There’s no other woman for me. My family is gone, and I just don’t care anymore.’
“He had no idea who I was. He didn’t know my story at all. I barely even spoke. I just listened to him, and he was so appreciative that somebody in the world cared to sit with him for 20 minutes.”
INORITE?!
I am quitting smoking for the 2,012th time.
I hate you all…I hate the world…and I would drop kick an infant off a bridge for a smoke.
Its been all of 6 hours…
Six down.
I’ve cut back my smoking to only when I drink. The problem with that is I drink nightly and smoke like an angry locomotive. Hang tough!
I got customers flying in from overseas in like a week and a half for about 60 hours of training. I know I am going to start up…mainly because I use cigs as a way to breakup the time.
But I seriously need to cut down.
I’ve been thinking of starting. What brand would you recommend?
If you can’t look as good as Faye Dunaway when you smoke you shouldn’t start. It’s like some kinda law or somethin’.
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Ah, Artie Donovan. That takes me back.
Fuck you, Irsay.
Ugh, arty Donovan is the worst Donovan.
Ha!!! Nice.
Wait….there’s a “nipple bank”….?
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After seeing that viking clap, the residents of every coastal community from St. Petersburg to Halifax collectively shat their pants.
Like George Carlin said “When you see those blue eyes sailin’ out of the North you better watch out! Cause we’re comin’ brother, and we’re takin’ it, and if we can’t take it we’ll burn it, and if we can’t burn it we’ll FUCK IT!!”
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I meant to ask earlier, but has anyone else watched or played Hurling? I had a roommate who played in a hurling league here (He’s super Irish) and I have been intrigued by it but never got around to playing on account of being a fatass means my stamina sucks.
I saw a match at Fenway (shut it) last year. It’s basically a bunch of Irish running around hitting each other with sticks, but it looks like a ton of fun. I had a decent grasp of the rules during the actual match but right now I couldn’t tell you one of them.
That’s basically it.
From Russia With Love is on tv, so I see no reason for me to finish all the things I was supposed to do today that I didn’t.
Evening folks, full day off spent doing more or less fuck-all. If you haven’t signed up for the DFO BattleBots bracket challenge do that, signups close when I leave for my rehearsal Thursday, so 4/4:30ish DFO time.
http://challonge.com/dfobattlebotspredictioncontest/predictions
I just filled one out, it should go about as well as my AFL picks.
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WOO!!! Redbirds on the teevee box, means no mlb.tv-induced rage FOAR Hippo!!
Also, my twin young’uns got the call for drivers’ ed road lessons today. A whopping TWENTY-THREE hours’ notice, too. Whilst I am getting the house ready to sell and their mom leaves town for business for two weeks this Friday.
Good thing I have booze ‘n’ pillz. I said yes, so as not to delay their “12 month clock” to get their licenses next summer under the Nazi-fied NC teen driving laws. Allowing me to rant here…new drivers are gonna suck at first because they’re NEW AT IT. And they piddly little shit that lawmakers do to make it harder for licensing only really make it more of a pain in the parents’ collective asses, and have next to ZERO nexus to common fucking sense. Which of course…cannot be fucking legislated. But we have to look like we are trying, don’t we? FUCKING SOCIETY.
Goddamn government.
Dude, take a deep breath and remember….this is the first step to getting them the fuck out of the house.
Eyes on the prize, soldier.
amen to that!!
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