Greetings from a smoke tinged L.A. County!
Yeah, there’s another big goddamn fire burning north of here. It’s a strange colored sky, overcast but not with marine layer, more burnt orange.
UPDATE: At 4:00 this afternoon this is what it looked like from my back balcony.
The fire is in Santa Clarita and has burned over 11,000 acres since yesterday afternoon and is 10% contained. One of the drawbacks to living in SoCal.
Anyway, this weekend is baseball’s Hall of Fame Induction Weekend. Today they will be presenting the Ford C. Frick Award for broadcasting to Graham McNamee who I honestly don’t really know anything about. If you want to question the validity of the inductions all you have to do is notice that they are giving Dan Shaughnessey the J.G. Taylor Spink Award for writing. Yeah, fucking Shaughnessey, I guess if you throw enough shit at the wall eventually something sticks.
Jesus, fucking Shaughnessey.
The big induction(s) are tomorrow when The Kid, Ken Griffey Jr. is inducted. No questions this fucking guy was one of the best I’ve seen play. On his last go round I saw him play at Dodger Stadium, there was this kid, maybe 8-9 years old who was awestruck to be near Griffey. He was playing long toss during warm ups and I told this kid, “Junior’s a cool guy, go get an autograph.” The kid was a little nervous and didn’t really know about that so I walked down the steps got right up next to the field and addressed Junior “Love and respect, Junior. Love and respect. It’s been an honor and a privilege to watch you play!” He gave me a quick turn of the head, a smile and a nod. I go back to the 8-9 year old kid and say “See! He’s approachable” The kid runs down to The Kid and gets his baseball glove signed by Junior. Very cool.
Tomorrow they will induct Mike Piazza also.
What The Fuck Ever. I don’t see it.
A few years back brother DJ Taj and I made the trip to Cooperstown as any good baseball fan should and it was fucking gorgeous. We tied the trip in with a couple of games at Pittsburgh’s PNC Park AKA the best stadium in baseball.
Here’s a shot of the Roberto Clemente Bridge walking in.
After Pittsburgh we flew into Syracuse and drove to Cooperstown. Guys? It’s like a really long drive. Beautiful but really long across Upstate New York. When you get to Cooperstown it’s as incredible a town as you will ever see. Drop dead gorgeous. I would retire there if it didn’t turn into the South Fucking Pole during the winter.
The Hall itself is almost church like. Here are the original 5.
That’s pretty much the Hall right there. The baseball museum though, that’s the shit. They’ve got everything.
Here’s Lou Gehrig’s locker.
Here’s Ernie Banks stuff.
Each team has an area to appease all fans.
Easily for me the highlight of Cooperstown was this place.
The Yum Yum Shack! Best goddamn clam strips EVER!!!!
After visiting the Hall we drove back to Syracuse for one last trip highlight.
Dinosaur Barbecue!
I’m obviously a food guy.
So there! A regular goddamn itinerary for the Hall of Fame.
Go Visit. Eat! Drink! Go in the spring or fall.
This thread is officially OPEN!
I’m going to get some work at the gym, then I’m making a 40 mile round trip to get a key ingredient for next week’s Sunday Gravy then there’s this Creole place in Mid City I’ve been meaning to visit.
Get after it peoples!
Ladyfriend and I decided to stay in for the night, so it’s time to make myself a sazerac or three.
That’s good hustle.
Question: in Star Trek, why does the Enterprise look like a pizza cutter?
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/additional/carousel/dea2_enterprise_pizza_cutter_inuse.jpg
All this talk of good “country” music has me back listeneng to and lusting for Lera Lynn.
http://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/richmond.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/b/68/b68c313d-e946-5d83-bb03-2e9bfa3ae962/552eb6aec399a.image.jpg?resize=760%2C507
Yeah right, like I ever stopped doing either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jQXt-R50zQ
List of Good Country:
Johnny Cash
Devil Went Down to Georgia
The radio station from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
End of List
Could you have any LESS LOVE for country?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqDVObM1kxc
Yes. You should see me when I’m stuck in a car playing mainstream pop country
That would be your problem right there. Find some good alt-country/outlaw country and Americana bands and it’s a completely different thing.
I’d have to say that if you’re a Bob Evans franchise owner and your restaurants don’t have the Gravy Machine then you are bad and you should feel bad.
http://media4.s-nbcnews.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/101119-5Nerd%20Approved-gravy%20dispenser-hmed-705p.grid-4×2.jpg
The fact that they have to incentivize it shakes my faith in MURKA to its foundations.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rKvAmdl5y-8/S9MSYu9cDvI/AAAAAAAACyc/ZerKjTDiBEI/s1600/Gross+Profit.png
An acrylic biscuit? I’ll take it!
Acrylic Biscuit would be a good name for a douchebag DJ.
“HEY IT’S DJ ACRYLIC BISCUIT HERE I’VE GOT YOU AT ABOUT A SEVEN BUT I NEED YOU TO BRING IT UP TO ELEVEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN”
Best, and only, joke DJ name I’d heard till now was from the Sklar Buddies about the official DJ of the Dallas Stars, who they would’ve named “Two Minutes for Scratching.”
BRB, starting up my own Bob Evans franchise.
I MUST HAVE IT!
just imagine being the poor fucker who has to CLEAN that disgusting monstrosity, though…
Just take it outside and hit it with the power washer.
It will be just like wiping your ass a little while later.
Just take it outside and hit it with the power washer.
That’s called an Indianapolis bidet.
Still no pretend NFL games on, huh? Godfuckingdamnit
Hamilton is down 31-13 to Edmonton right now in CFL action.
It’s better than a kick in the head, at least.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG1f2fcxJ-w
Either Tinder and Bumble really cracked down on spambots or I’m THAT unfuckable.
Alright, prep work for tomorrow is done, dishes are washed, groceries have been bought and put away and now it’s time to play some Wii golf and get CRUNK!
Got about a million beers, a new bottle of bourbon, some sake and a fresh batch of Cali sativa.
WOO!!!
Chris Sale apparently didn’t want to pitch in the Sox throwback unis today so he cut up the jersey.
The collar looks pretty uncomfortable, to be fair.
I can get behind this Murica.
Wish in one hand, crap in another
Curry Katsu-don
and tori kara age en route.
http://jtr-news.sg.sushiandsake.net/images/2013/07/19/m_1209091011_6722e12fa22673b3f1afb5.jpg
Ichiban!
Probably the only advantage of the suburbs, private outdoor space. I would love being out naked in the rain right now, but nope, neighbors, shared deck, etc.
Goddamn HOAs. Always spoiling the possibility of fun.
I don’t think there’s anything specific in the rules about it, and I have had some fun late night up on the rooftop deck when I knew no one would be wandering by, but I should maintain a respectable facade with these people.
Spent all morning puking my guts up. Still have no idea what caused it all. Haven’t gotten out of bed otherwise all day. At least the vomit has stopped but I was pretty sure my head was gonna detach itself from my body from headache pain earlier.
Anyways, hope your day is better than mine!
Food poisoning? Feel better.
Weird, I was supposed to bartend tonight and went to BP’s for lunch and have been sick ever since. As you are also from Canadia you know that no one really should eat at BP’s and I deserve this. Hope you feel better as well.
If I were a polite Canadian I would probably refrain from making some sort of joke about this being divine retribution for your abysmal CFL handicapping.
But I’m a rude American, so there you go.
Looks like it will be a REDBLACKS v Stampeders Coupe Grey this year.
http://sas.suplitodomedia.com/articles_images/betdsi/Ottawa-RedBlacks-at-Calgary-Stampeders.jpg
Commentists thoughts on the bland Catholic white guy HillRod named to be her VP?
Clear nod to court the (less-radical) GOP voting bloc that won’t stump for Trump. Dude seems like the political equivalent of hospital food. I don’t consider it an inspired choice, but at this point, the serious Dem supporters will shill for just about anything if it means ultimately defeating a fascist on the Republican ticket.
Message is clear: we know how to govern, the other guys are coming for your uterus.
I do love me some thunderstorms. I’ve had some fun being caught in a downpour.
“Whiskey’s like coal in the morning, it’s a diamond in the afternoon”
So…you can burn it for energy in the morning, and form a monopoly in the afternoon! Cheers!
“The sober man’s secret is the drunken man’s speech, so get up, on this barstool preach, to this crowd that’s gathered for Happy Hour”
“Oh I knew I was doomed, to always have one man in my head, and one man in my bed, Oh oh lord, what’s a girl to do?”
“Go to sleep, every night laying next to him, always dream of waking up with you”
Most country is pop shit, but alt country is great. This is probably the only reason I would move to FL.
It really is amazing how much better alt country is than regular country.
It’s just old country, which is the weird thing. Old country required musical talent and a substance abuse problem, which is the recipe for good fucking music. Regular country is, like I said, just fucking pop.
No cowboy hats or boots, no Murican flags, no pickup trucks. How is this country?
Also, Florida is great. The heat index was 105 degrees at 10am. But it’s almost 8pm now, so the heat index has dropped below triple digits to a crisp 98 degrees.
Heat index is for pussies. If you can’t chew the air you’re fine. I’m all about complaining, but shit really ain’t bad in Chicago. Sure, the heat index is over 100, but I grew up with this, you ain’t seen nothing.
Mainstream country stations are not even programmed in my car. It’s a completely different thing than alt. Sirius’ Outlaw Country channel is fucking kick-ass though.
Hey everybody, I just updated this post to include a photo of what I saw after going out for a Cuban sandwich and a beer. That fucking fire is getting ugly.
Scroll up to the body of the post and you can see what I saw from my back balcony.
That’s a downside to living out here.
Drove up Vermont on the way home and it pretty much dominated the skyline. It’s pretty wild.
It’s so fucking hot in DC that I’ve been indoors since 3 and don’t plan to go back out until the sun sets. Marinating some chicken in a little hoisin-soy-garlic-etc sauce so the lady and I can dine on homemade lettuce wraps shortly.
THATS GOOD EATIN
http://foodnetwork.sndimg.com/content/dam/images/food/fullset/2015/1/9/0/WU0909H_Thai-Lettuce-Wraps_s4x3.jpg
Get out of my brain!
Korean fried chicken and watermelon and prosecco. I ain’t straying from in front of the TV for a while.
Damn right and well done. Enjoy.
Korean fried chicken is FUCKING AMAZING!
So this has come up recently. While Revenge of the Nerds is a good movie, that one scene is totally rape. I can’t help but think that it contributed to the current Silicon Valley dude bro culture.
Impersonating someone else to have sex with his girlfriend is definitely rape.
What about if you *think* she knows who you are when you’re fooling around, but then later you find out she thought you were someone else?
That sucks for everyone but her
The whole film is full of WTF moments like that.
Definitely some felonious shit going on there.
It’s Always Sunny brought that into my frontal cortex with their “ski lodge” 80s parody episode this past season. NEVER CROSSED MY MIND at the time, though in my defense, I was like 11.
Okay, this will be the last beer for a while. I apparently have a date with someone from last night that I have in my phone as ‘dude’. I really should make more of an effort with names and not just call all men ‘guy’ like I call all cats ‘cat’.
You should at least assign them numbers.
“Specimen #4”
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Zinc is cool too
Thulium is niiiice
COME BACK ZINC
I’m guessing his name is Mestes.
Al Stewart. Cat. Doc, maybe this is your year.
https://youtu.be/cqZc7ZQURMs
Pedantic fun fact: we all know the Chinese new year celebration is in the spring, early Feb or something. So, when you’re at a Chinese restaurant you can point out to anyone born in January is actually the zodiac sign of the year before.
I do enjoy being pedantic with random ass facts.
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In case you all were wondering, the massage was pretty awesome.
One finger or two?
I think I’ve decided against the whole internet dating thing. One weekend night out is enough to deal with dammit. I’ve really overly adapted to living alone. The right dude wouldn’t object to my no pants indoors policy, but he would probably drink my beers and not bring his own, so fuck that.
I get a lot of shit from my family for not settling down long term.
I’m with you sister. The pros don’t outweigh the cons. I don’t mean this to sounds like I am some cad that just screws around. I am actually quite conservative when it comes to my own personal life. But especially with my job…where I can spend six months in one place…and then spend the next 12 weeks in 12 different countries, its fucking brutal on long term relationships.
And pants are just modern day prisons. I reserve the right of a nudity policy 24/7 in my apartment.
I really don’t understand why men got away from robes as formal wear. I can wear a dress, which is better. But yeah, this is my castle, and if you get over the moat you best believe it’s only temporary.
It doesn’t mean I don’t like you, but sleeping in an X shape is worth it.
Ah yes, the Reverse Bolton. Right side up with your skin still on.
http://history-behind-game-of-thrones.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/House-Bolton-heraldry.jpg
I may not remember the names of lots of men, but I’m pretty sure I would bolt from anyone named Roose.
https://youtu.be/r7e6gLht6OQ
God I love me a good crackpot crazy conspiracy theory!
Milana?
Super True Today-Oriented Event-Based Story-
-wife’s sister borrows wife’s van for 7 hour trip (with 4 small children) because sister’s van AC is done and temps down south are insane
-one hour into trip, wife’s van’s AC fails, sister keeps on traveling
-yours truly offers company van (with fully-functioning AC) to wife
-wife makes plans to travel 5 hours to switch-out vehicles
-35 minutes into said trip her driver’s-side front tire pops
Driving is for suckers (says person who works for automotive industry company)
I see places offering AC recharges all the time, but I’ve also heard that, unless it is leaking, that should never actually be needed. The refrigerant is in a closed loop.
After multiple years, even without a leak, a freon recharge does wonders. And it’s like $60, totally worth it in most parts of the country.
I have noticed that on a new car, it didn’t take 5 minutes of max ac before I could touch the steering wheel. But why? Does it just evaporate or sublimate or whatever through the cooling system pipes and reservoirs? I guess there are probably hose junctions and the like where it will leak out no matter what, very slowly.
Yeah, that’s as close as I can figure. It’s less of a closed system than a refrigerator.
Point of clarification, it’s not actually normal for someone to propose marriage just because I bought a double round, right? Is that how Vegas marriages happen?
Is that two rounds back-to-back? Or a round of doubles of straight booze?
Two beers, two vodka sodas for me. I was too drunk to run a tab and they had a credit card minimum.
(You’re a guy. You’re in a Vegas bar slumped over a beer. You had a shitty day at the tables. You’re just thinking about paying your tab and heading to a go-go bar, because it’s your only chance at interacting with women, but you know everything is going to be fake, expensive, & moronic there. Also, bad music. You shudder.)
[DOOR FLIES OPEN]
(In rolls Dok Zymm like Dangerfield in the pro-shop. (Hey, orange balls! Gimme a box of them, two of those, some of those naked lady tees…) she SITS RIGHT BESIDE YOU.)
“Anyone sittin’ here pal? Hey great, great, ok. What are you drinking, beer? Hey gimme a vodka and get my friend another one of whatever he’s having. What? Listen, baby, I’m too fucked up to figure this out without my abacus. How ’bout if you get us two each, does that put a smile back on your face? Ok? Fine. You’re not going anywhere, are you pal? I need someone to help me drink all this BOOZE, for the love of Mike. I try to cut back on beer since I play tennis. What do I do? I’m a doctor…”
Yeah, you’re gonna get some marriage proposals that way.
There was a time when my nickname was Abacus, you’re a bit too right on *suspicious side eye*
[throws patented smoke-bomb at own feet]
[vanishes]
Well damn, I’ll never sneeze again in peace
Though I guess it’s a bit more rational than the guy who proposed because I was reading Bukowski.
I think I love you…
If you are good…you can meet mother…but DO NOT TOUCH THE DOLLS!
I guess tighty whiteys can apply to tops as well…
He had something to say about Johnny Cash’s prison concert.
The only thing you can do for men in prison is let ’em out.
/paraphrasing
Oh good Christ that sounds like something my brother would do and I have no idea where he is right now.
Run! For the love of Christ run and DO NOT LOOK BACK!!!!
I wish ‘Yarbles’ was real slang, it’s an excellent word
Keep using it and it’ll become one.
[Hate-watching “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives”]
I love seeing the disparate folks that are trying to make their dream come true but then Fieri inserts his douche into the proceedings…
I kind of do the same thing with the house flipping, home improvement shows. I think its because I used to do it after I got out of the military and was waiting to start college/in college. I worked for a family fried who ran a pretty tight shop. I did the demo and was basically the head guy when it came to the site management.
These cable tv shows make me laugh my ass off because half the time its obvious they are not meeting code or they don’t have permits. The numbers they come up with make no fucking sense. You’ll see them use material in a bathroom that is only possible because the show as a deal with the supplier…cause no one fucking sinks $80k into the bathrrom of a two bedroom, one bath home that is only worth like $210k on the market.
I imagine it would be the same way for cooking shows if I could manage to pour milk into cereal and not burn it…
I think the scam with this sort of cooking program is that the show reaches out to various businesses and tells them something along the lines of-“After we show your place on our nationally-broadcast program, you’re going to get a significant bump in sales. We’ll do this for “X” amount of dollars that at the very least covers our production costs. How about it?”
I know the owner of 10th Ave. Burrito in Belmar, a place that was on the show a long time ago.
He said that they were really professional, paid for everything they ate, and were in and out in a weekend without ever affecting the way the place ran.
I don’t know how other shows work or if things on DDD have changed since Donkey Sauce became a big shot, but that’s the one piece of firsthand evidence I have that he’s not a complete jackwagon.
How long ago was that?
I can’t find the broadcast date but I know it was before I moved to Australia in 2009 because I went there a few times after I saw the episode and it was one of the last place I went before I left.
2010. I moved in 2010.
Fieri certainly looks like a douche and his restaurants, (at least Johnny Garlic’s which for some reason our office staff loves), are terrible, but I like DDD. Gives a lot of publicity to local Mom & Pop restaurants and never comes off as belittling them.
There a LOT of worse food shows out there.
I love Cooperstown.
http://www.brooklynbridgebandb.com/Pagemill-1/image783.gif
It is especially awesome when you can crash at somebody’s house while you’re visiting.
I went up once with my roommate from grad school and his brother lived in Oneonta so it was only a 20-minute drive to the Hall.
Even back then hotel rooms were over $200 in the summer.
Today would’ve been Phillip Seymour Hoffman’s 49th birthday. This remains the best tribute montage by far of his work.
https://vimeo.com/87873042
If you REALLY want to honor his work, watch “Love, Liza.” I always thought that best conveyed his true, tortured essence.
NOT an easy watch at all. But really beautiful.
I’m a classy mf, I drink my hair of the dog from crystal.
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It’s actually the brain-section coaster that makes it for me
If you stack the set you get a whole brain!
Mmmmmmmmmmm, brains
That’s a transverse section at the level of the lateral ventricles WOO
American Gods news gets better and better
“We tied the trip in with a couple of games at Pittsburgh’s PNC Park AKA the best stadium in baseball.”
It is quite the accurate carbon copy of Camden Yards. Or blatant ripoff…you known…tomato tomato…
But the skyline isn’t Baltimore, so default win.
For Pittsburgh.
Baltimore doesn’t have a horrible skyline. I dig the Domino’s sign and the clocktower.
Hey Pittsburg has a proud history of racism, organized crime, de-industrialization, and drug problems.
Its like Baltimore…except no one fucking cares enough to make a show about it because the accents would be annoying as fuck.
Good old Ballsitchmore.
They also have the Grays and the Crawfords, the Pittsburgh Courier, and the total revitalization of a broken city through investment in technology and medicine.
As for organized crime and drug problems, I’m not really finding anything apart from the 1985 Pittsburgh Drug Trials, and I’m pretty sure that every city and every sport had a massive cocaine problem at the time.
In any case, hands up those of you who’d rather live in Baltimore than Pittsburgh!
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Sill…when you walk up to people in the office at the break area, they kind of just end the conversation they are having and move quickly back to their cubicals? You seem like an intense guy…
It was a joke…you didn’t have to go onto an internet detective journey because I slurred your Yinzer heritage or whatever.
Chill bub.
What can I say, I’m proud of my town.
I also don’t work in an office, I own my own company and mostly work from home.
My cat hasn’t put anything in the Suggestion Box yet so I think I’m OK on the working environment front.
Okay bro…
If I cared, I would direct you to our website.
But since you’re not an optometrist or ophthalmologist you can’t be a customer anyway.
Additional question, when did people become so ass oriented? Other than the Sir Mix-A-Lot song, I don’t really remember it being a thing in high school. Did it just become fashionable, or is that a thing guys have always liked that just became more okay to acknowledge?
It’s always been a thing, but it’s very much a personal taste thing. Maybe it’s the case more men prefer it now, but I’ve run into a diversity of preferences for body type.
It’s always been thus. In the Caribbean, at least.
Counterpoint, Mr Powers?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr9oW8Gt1iA
The only thing I can think of as to personal preference is what Ice-T said about it on I Love the 90s about Baby Got Back — It’s closer to the kill zone.
I’m all about the curves, but I’m not really sure how to describe it.
Oh shit. I just realized I am supposed to meet someone for coffee this afternoon. Goddamn it. Now I have to shower and look like a presentable adult.
Fuck that. Show up rumpled and say you haven’t had your coffee yet.
I wonder why Johnny Cash was so focused on prisons?
If you had his pill habit prison would be in the back of your mind 24/7.
Just to clarify, apart from the 2 restaurant photos the rest are all my own original photography.
Pittsburgh is a surprisingly photogenic city.
I’ve been meaning to go to PNC and each time I hear someone praise the park the that part of the city, I move Pittsburgh further up my list of places to go.
I thought the best goddamn clam strips were at the Gold Club.
An oral history.
If you’re eating seafood at a strip club you deserve the mind-bending diarrhea you have for the next week.
The shellfish probably aren’t a good idea because they don’t sell much. The fish should be ok though. They move a lot of snapper in those joints.
I have the good fortunate that every time I see my parents, they’ll ask me about politics. It was nice to get in a nice five-minute “Fuck Bernie Sanders” rant to people who wouldn’t turn into lunatics when I did it.
Which reminds me: Fuck Bernie Sanders.
I should add that this is why I love my parents, because I can rant sober or drunk and they accept me as I am whether they agree or not. (They mostly do though.)
speaking of which, has anyone come across (pun time!) any Bernie-themed porn?
“Didn’t you see the primary where DWS and Shillary fucked Bernie and democracy?!”
We’re going to couples massage (massages?) in a couple hours. I’m a tight guy and only have had a massage once — the girl spent the whole time being like, “relax” even though I was. I feel like I need to get blindsided by VW bug to actually get anything to crack.
So, yeah, this will be fun.
Maybe try deep tissue massage? That stuff is fabulous.
Just watch for that extra finger plunge
Nah, they’re professionals. That’s one of the places I can go without anyone grabbing my ass. There are seriously fewer places like that then there should be.
I was more worried for Blax
Fair enough, though it is a couples massage. They probably wouldn’t do that with the SO in the room.
I was hoping she’d give the fiancee a few pointers…
You should send me a list of those places. Having had my ass both caressed and grabbed without warning, I’d like to know of a place that will respect boundaries.
Or try two within a few days of each other. The first massage I had was painful. I fell asleep ten minutes into the second one, about a week later.
I also always thought the Hall of Fame ceremonies were poorly scheduled. They should move it to the day after the All-Star Game to fill in that sportsless gap with something and keep the focus on baseball for the whole week.
But then that would remind us how much better the old days were.
Which is why we need to make America great again.
So nice you said it twice!
I also always through the Hall of Fame ceremonies were poorly scheduled. They should move it to the day after the All-Star Game to fill in that sportsless gap with something and keep the focus on baseball for the whole week.
Can’t add much to what you’ve said about heading to Cooperstown. Upstate New York is quite nice to drive through and the town is charming. I stopped there on a very long drive from Chicago to Boston on the way to see the Cubs at Fenway. I wish I had stopped at the Ommegang Brewery, though.
I convinced VP to send disruptive and barely literate kid down a level. I thought he was new to the country, but, I found out he has been in Canada for TEN YEARS. The fuck other teachers?
Then, I found out this other kid at our institute for the summer, goes to an elite private school in the US. The kid can barely write and definitely not up to par with the writing skills of someone supposed to be entering grade 8. And on a “happier” note, his dad is apparently a big piece of shit. Wanna take a guess who this kid now looks up to and already accidentally called “dad” once? *shivers*
Oh man, I’ve been having a great sexy Friday and Saturday (in real life).
Friday, my school’s sexy receptionist was wearing a skirt so short, even a 21 year old bar star would think that skirt was a little much. They didn’t even make her cover up, which was incredible because she had some great yams.
Today, I made an international bank transfer and the Indian bank teller wore a very nice top to show off her two (new?) nicely bought boob job. (WOOOO! It’s the small things in life).
And then the gym. Hnnngh! Ah-ma-zing. Hurray for living in a really vain city!
Finally, while I was walking through the parking lot of a strip mall, wearing a skin tight Batman underarmour shirt and sunglasses, a random stranger told their their very young (2-5 year old) son that Batman was right there (referring to me) and the kid’s face lit up and waived.
I was mistaken for MF’ing Batman today.
On a related note, that kid needs his eyes check. lol. Batman isn’t balding. Or have thinning hair. But I’ll take it!
> Then, I found out this other kid at our institute for the summer, goes to an elite private school in the US.
This is how W was able to graduate from Harvard. These schools cannot flunk out anyone or it looks bad, plus it pisses off donors, so they just push them along and the parents still get to bitch about public schools’ social promotion policies.
Goddamn I want some BBQ.
I’ve heard about this place called Smoque that’s on Pulaski that’s got some buzz to it.
The Dinosaur was fucking awesome though.
I’m a barbecue guy and it was top 5 all time.
I can always get into BBQ. What kind of BBQ could you get into?
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I’m going to get some at Yazoo’s when I’m in Denver next week.
http://archive.castlepinesconnection.com/pages/news/2013/qtr3/cpc2/YazooBBQ_194_2col.jpg