Your AFC East Colour Rushing Barfganza Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread

I guess every team deserves a shot at the national spotlight at some point in the year, if only to remind the average fan as to why he/she has no interest in watching that team. But we are not average fans, are we? We will watch anything. Besides, it’s early in the season-we’re a long way from “The Late-November Turgid Battle of Teams That Won’t Make The Playoffs Blues”. (I believe it was sung by Sonny Terry and Brownie McGhee) Both these teams are win-less and the loser will be making an appearance on next week’s “Power Rankings of the 0-2 Teams” post.* What are we waiting for? TO THE GAME!

Jets/Bills-Many mentions will be made of the Watkins/Revis showdown but on the other side of the field wr Woods is up against a cb (Buster Skrine) that allowed opposing qb’s to post a 100 QBR against him in 2015. It seems to be just a matter of a few games before cb Marcus Williams, who had a pick last week and six last year, becomes more prominent in the Jets secondary. The Bills have McCoy at rb and still managed only 176 total yards of offense against a Ravens D that just doesn’t look very imposing. OC Roman takes all the blame and should open things up this week. The thing is, the Jets interior D-Line of Wilkerson, Williams and Richardson are run-stopping, pocket-collapsing goliaths. Look for LeSean to run outside/catch short balls in space. Equally uninspiring was the yard work of wr’s Decker and Marshall last week. They caught 54 3-foot increments of space combined. It does seem as though the qb that raises his game the most under what will be intense defensive pressure will be the one that comes out with the V.

Ladies and gentlemen, START YOUR TYPING!

*Stay tuned

 

 

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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She’s oddly hot in this scene

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Concept miss.

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It’s funny because Lou’s deaf

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Damn you, Wakezilla. I wanted to wait a bit before searching for hot women. Anja Rubik says hi.

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Found her when searching for Polish models

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Wakezilla

I sure hope #58 was cut immediately after he had his ankle broken by, Chad freaking Pennington

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Gif for ants

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ok, I missed the whole fucking game, I’ve been drinking, and I have a work breakfast in the morning. You all are a bad influence. I’m off to bed.

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Stay up, pussy

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Wakezilla

Greetings from Poland. It’s 630 am and I just got like 45 minutes ago. I get to do the conference thing all over again today. Fun times.

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Wakezilla

Huh. That didn’t work. Is there a new way to post pics or something?

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Fronkenshteen

Oh…

Fronkenshteen

2/10. Wrinkly puss. Would not bang.

Mr. Ayo
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I prefer her sister Joanna

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Why did Poland declare war on China?

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For all the tea

BrettFavresColonoscopy

They knew they’d get their asses kicked but thought it was worth it to have the Chinese troops march back and forth through Russia

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@MarkAgee
I’d rather debate a monkey throwing shit than a human adult who argues with political memes

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Wakezilla

I’d like to give her a ride on It’s a Small world after all, if you know what I mean! Wait. . .

Wakezilla

Apparently Dolphins fans are burning their jerseys because of their participation of Anthemghazi. They’re a little late to the party because as far as I can tell, Dolphins teams have been boycotting playing football for years to achieve the BLM agenda.

Beerguyrob

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Gentlemen.

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(Obligatory)

Where?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Unclear. I had a work dinner tonight and then met up with some friends and commenced mixing of large beers and strong cocktails. Just stopped off at a bar for one more on the way home. What’d I miss.

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Jets tried their best to jets, but the Bills outbilled them

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I see Reggie Bush was a useless lark even in the insanity league.

Senor Weaselo

Shit it’s a spy!

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I feel like, pass or not, tomorrow I’m going to get into bourble and try to drag down all of Portland with me.

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Dreads are disgusting, but I think they’re fake. Luckily, the boobs aren’t.

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makeitsnowondem

Gentlemen.

Sorry I missed the whole thing. Continuing my holy war against forums.denverbroncos.com.

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Old School Zero

After trying a bunch last year, I think I’m mostly skipping pumpkin beers this year (except for maybe a couple of dark ones). I saw one tonight that was a spiced pumpkin milk stout and… I just… no. No.

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Have you see the 10 Barrel Jamaican Me Pumpkin?

Old School Zero

I have not. What’s it all about?

The only one I might expressly seek out again is Anderson Valley Pinchy Jeek Barl, as that was the only stand out from last year’s tryouts.

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It’s something I saw on my last trip to Costco. I’m generally against anything pumpkin-flavored, but 10 Barrels seems to make good stuff in general.

makeitsnowondem

Rum barrel aged pumpkin ale. Promising!

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I’m thinking OSZ, PirateSloth, and I should split a bottle or two or ten

makeitsnowondem

The best pumpkin beers are Brooklyn Post Road, Stevens Point Whole Hog, Crown Valley Imperial Pumpkin Smash, and Avery Rumpkin and Pump[KY]n. If I buy any others it’s probably out of curiosity.

Brocky

Rex Ryan the person deserves to go 0-2

Rex Ryan the coach really doesn’t though.

Fuck when did I get to be sentimental?

Senor Weaselo

Wait, or is it the other way around?

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The Kharacter deserves to win it all and feast on Belichick’s still-beating heart.

The real Rex can fuck himself

Senor Weaselo

I don’t know, I don’t think Belichick HAS a heart.

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He does in my fanfic, if only for the satisfaction of the aforementioned scene

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Sill Bimmons

If you’d bet this game over 60 you’d be able to buy your own Tropical Island.

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Seriously, those things cost a few hundred bucks these days.

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That’s because, given climate trends, those are really just short-term leases

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His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

I think tonight’s a win-win for everyone here, Jets win, but their was some world class Jetsing.

Sill Bimmons

Couldn’t even get the garbage INT.

Thanks for nothing Jets D!

JustStopDude

Night gentlemen.

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FUCK HER IN THE PUSSY

JustStopDude

Didn’t go to VA Tech on a football scholarship so that is not advisable.

Old School Zero

Never try.

Sep

obviously

Beerguyrob

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SOMETIMES I THINK YOU WANT TO FAIL!

Old School Zero

Only sometimes? Damn. I must be slacking off.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Sep

Holy shit

Fronkenshteen

THIS REX RYAN, I CALL HIM JAPANESE BLUES HERO, BECAUSE IN THAT SWEATER HE’S A REGULAR REDBELLY!

Moonbatting Average

How will the jets fuck this up

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Horatio, you got me thinking and after crunching numbers:

Based upon Betances’ usage this September, he has thrown 136 pitches in 6.1 innings which would be insane for a starter, let alone a reliever.

Horatio Cornblower

That’s borderline criminal. And I guess it’s what I should expect from anyone who learned under Joe Torre. How Rivera managed to survive, let alone excel, under Torre is a miracle. He destroyed more relief pitchers than Bill Cody killed buffalo, (pats self on back for linking this back to football), and I’ll bet large sums of money that Betances will be, at best, mediocre next season.

Recovery Whiskey

So did Aroldis get out in time?

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

I am looking at the box score in full now, and what the fuck was he thinking? This guy throws 3 pitches in the ninth inning of a 5-2 game and he yanks him after he hits a guy?

Yeesh.

Senor Weaselo

Because Mo’d finish the inning in like 10 pitches, not 20. But yeah, two words: Scott Proctor.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I do not care for the onsides kicks where they try for the high bounce like that. Seems to make more sense to just roll it and hope for a chaotic bounce.

Recovery Whiskey

Anti-climatic

Sill Bimmons

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Sill Bimmons
Horatio Cornblower

“Let’s get Jay Feeley”

“I’ll take, ‘Things No NFL GM Has Ever Said’ for $400 Alex”

Old School Zero

Wait, wait, wait… a TNF Color Rush game between the Bills and the Jets… is not horrible?

IT’S THE END TIMES PEOPLE!

Sep

You can watch it on Twitter! WHAT A COUNTRY!!

Mr. Ayo

Back up from the ledge. This is certainly entertaining, but it is NOT good footbawl.

Horatio Cornblower

Shut up Sep.

/Or Spur. I can’t remember who got mixed up with who in the last open thread and now I’ve gone and murdered this joke.

Mr. Ayo

Good effort Hornblower!

Recovery Whiskey

“The wrist is considered part of the hand.” — Ed Hoculi

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I once had a soccer ref say that about my elbow.

King Hippo

so we will be treated to a very, very sad onside kick

Horatio Cornblower

Nailed it.

Mr. Ayo

Nailed it!

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Fronkenshteen

TORCHDERN!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Nice job letting an extra twenty seconds run off the clock before reviewing it.

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The NFL wouldn’t want this game to be interesting/not suck

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Touchdown Seahawks!

Sill Bimmons

TOUCHDOWN

Horatio Cornblower

That’s a TD. Not even close.

Recovery Whiskey

He scored!

Recovery Whiskey

Why is everyone leaving? Do that many people in Buffalo have jobs in the morning?

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Lookitimrun

Horatio Cornblower

Interviewer: “Joe, last year Betances said he was tired; do you think that’s an issue with using him three days in a row?”

Joe: “It’s September; everyone’s tired.”

/2 questions later

Interviewer: “Joe did you give any thought to having Tanaka start the 8th?”

Joe: “No, he was tired.”

Senor Weaselo

Well, he did throw *checks box score* shit, 93? Up 4 runs and he’s mowing them down. Just… ugh.

Horatio Cornblower

I genuinely like Girardi as a manager with the way he consistently gets far more out of teams than can reasonably be expected. But the way he manages the bullpen makes me want to drink kerosene.

Sill Bimmons

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Moonbatting Average

Yes, on every corner

Brocky

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King Hippo

Wow, that’s just embarrassing, Tyrod and palz

Sep

so I got rid of the sports package and am now reduced to watching Keyshawn Johnson mix sports metaphors.

but enough about me, how are you all doing?

Sill Bimmons

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I only cut up my hands a little today. On the other hand, it turns out you CAN forget how to cut lettuce and do it completely backwards/wrong

Sep

What is this “Lettuce” you speak of? TELL ME!!

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Not a meat