I guess every team deserves a shot at the national spotlight at some point in the year, if only to remind the average fan as to why he/she has no interest in watching that team. But we are not average fans, are we? We will watch anything. Besides, it’s early in the season-we’re a long way from “The Late-November Turgid Battle of Teams That Won’t Make The Playoffs Blues”. (I believe it was sung by Sonny Terry and Brownie McGhee) Both these teams are win-less and the loser will be making an appearance on next week’s “Power Rankings of the 0-2 Teams” post.* What are we waiting for? TO THE GAME!
Jets/Bills-Many mentions will be made of the Watkins/Revis showdown but on the other side of the field wr Woods is up against a cb (Buster Skrine) that allowed opposing qb’s to post a 100 QBR against him in 2015. It seems to be just a matter of a few games before cb Marcus Williams, who had a pick last week and six last year, becomes more prominent in the Jets secondary. The Bills have McCoy at rb and still managed only 176 total yards of offense against a Ravens D that just doesn’t look very imposing. OC Roman takes all the blame and should open things up this week. The thing is, the Jets interior D-Line of Wilkerson, Williams and Richardson are run-stopping, pocket-collapsing goliaths. Look for LeSean to run outside/catch short balls in space. Equally uninspiring was the yard work of wr’s Decker and Marshall last week. They caught 54 3-foot increments of space combined. It does seem as though the qb that raises his game the most under what will be intense defensive pressure will be the one that comes out with the V.
Ladies and gentlemen, START YOUR TYPING!
*Stay tuned
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She’s oddly hot in this scene
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More like
Concept miss.
It’s funny because Lou’s deaf
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Damn you, Wakezilla. I wanted to wait a bit before searching for hot women. Anja Rubik says hi.
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Found her when searching for Polish models
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I sure hope #58 was cut immediately after he had his ankle broken by, Chad freaking Pennington
Gif for ants
Ok, I missed the whole fucking game, I’ve been drinking, and I have a work breakfast in the morning. You all are a bad influence. I’m off to bed.
Stay up, pussy
Interesting lingerie
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Greetings from Poland. It’s 630 am and I just got like 45 minutes ago. I get to do the conference thing all over again today. Fun times.
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Huh. That didn’t work. Is there a new way to post pics or something?
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Oh…
2/10. Wrinkly puss. Would not bang.
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I prefer her sister Joanna
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Why did Poland declare war on China?
For all the tea
They knew they’d get their asses kicked but thought it was worth it to have the Chinese troops march back and forth through Russia
@MarkAgee
I’d rather debate a monkey throwing shit than a human adult who argues with political memes
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I’d like to give her a ride on It’s a Small world after all, if you know what I mean! Wait. . .
I am now sobering to Scanner Darkly…
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Please standby….
Apparently Dolphins fans are burning their jerseys because of their participation of Anthemghazi. They’re a little late to the party because as far as I can tell, Dolphins teams have been boycotting playing football for years to achieve the BLM agenda.
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Gentlemen.
(Obligatory)
Where?
Unclear. I had a work dinner tonight and then met up with some friends and commenced mixing of large beers and strong cocktails. Just stopped off at a bar for one more on the way home. What’d I miss.
Jets tried their best to jets, but the Bills outbilled them
I see Reggie Bush was a useless lark even in the insanity league.
Shit it’s a spy!
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I feel like, pass or not, tomorrow I’m going to get into bourble and try to drag down all of Portland with me.
Dreads are disgusting, but I think they’re fake. Luckily, the boobs aren’t.
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Gentlemen.
Sorry I missed the whole thing. Continuing my holy war against forums.denverbroncos.com.
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After trying a bunch last year, I think I’m mostly skipping pumpkin beers this year (except for maybe a couple of dark ones). I saw one tonight that was a spiced pumpkin milk stout and… I just… no. No.
Have you see the 10 Barrel Jamaican Me Pumpkin?
I have not. What’s it all about?
The only one I might expressly seek out again is Anderson Valley Pinchy Jeek Barl, as that was the only stand out from last year’s tryouts.
It’s something I saw on my last trip to Costco. I’m generally against anything pumpkin-flavored, but 10 Barrels seems to make good stuff in general.
Rum barrel aged pumpkin ale. Promising!
I’m thinking OSZ, PirateSloth, and I should split a bottle or two or ten
The best pumpkin beers are Brooklyn Post Road, Stevens Point Whole Hog, Crown Valley Imperial Pumpkin Smash, and Avery Rumpkin and Pump[KY]n. If I buy any others it’s probably out of curiosity.
Rex Ryan the person deserves to go 0-2
Rex Ryan the coach really doesn’t though.
Fuck when did I get to be sentimental?
Wait, or is it the other way around?
The Kharacter deserves to win it all and feast on Belichick’s still-beating heart.
The real Rex can fuck himself
I don’t know, I don’t think Belichick HAS a heart.
He does in my fanfic, if only for the satisfaction of the aforementioned scene
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If you’d bet this game over 60 you’d be able to buy your own Tropical Island.
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Seriously, those things cost a few hundred bucks these days.
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That’s because, given climate trends, those are really just short-term leases
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I think tonight’s a win-win for everyone here, Jets win, but their was some world class Jetsing.
*there
Couldn’t even get the garbage INT.
Thanks for nothing Jets D!
Night gentlemen.
FUCK HER IN THE PUSSY
Didn’t go to VA Tech on a football scholarship so that is not advisable.
Never try.
obviously
SOMETIMES I THINK YOU WANT TO FAIL!
Only sometimes? Damn. I must be slacking off.
Holy shit
THIS REX RYAN, I CALL HIM JAPANESE BLUES HERO, BECAUSE IN THAT SWEATER HE’S A REGULAR REDBELLY!
How will the jets fuck this up
Horatio, you got me thinking and after crunching numbers:
Based upon Betances’ usage this September, he has thrown 136 pitches in 6.1 innings which would be insane for a starter, let alone a reliever.
That’s borderline criminal. And I guess it’s what I should expect from anyone who learned under Joe Torre. How Rivera managed to survive, let alone excel, under Torre is a miracle. He destroyed more relief pitchers than Bill Cody killed buffalo, (pats self on back for linking this back to football), and I’ll bet large sums of money that Betances will be, at best, mediocre next season.
So did Aroldis get out in time?
I am looking at the box score in full now, and what the fuck was he thinking? This guy throws 3 pitches in the ninth inning of a 5-2 game and he yanks him after he hits a guy?
Yeesh.
Because Mo’d finish the inning in like 10 pitches, not 20. But yeah, two words: Scott Proctor.
I do not care for the onsides kicks where they try for the high bounce like that. Seems to make more sense to just roll it and hope for a chaotic bounce.
Anti-climatic
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“Let’s get Jay Feeley”
“I’ll take, ‘Things No NFL GM Has Ever Said’ for $400 Alex”
Wait, wait, wait… a TNF Color Rush game between the Bills and the Jets… is not horrible?
IT’S THE END TIMES PEOPLE!
You can watch it on Twitter! WHAT A COUNTRY!!
Back up from the ledge. This is certainly entertaining, but it is NOT good footbawl.
Shut up Sep.
/Or Spur. I can’t remember who got mixed up with who in the last open thread and now I’ve gone and murdered this joke.
Good effort Hornblower!
“The wrist is considered part of the hand.” — Ed Hoculi
I once had a soccer ref say that about my elbow.
so we will be treated to a very, very sad onside kick
Nailed it.
Nailed it!
TORCHDERN!
Nice job letting an extra twenty seconds run off the clock before reviewing it.
The NFL wouldn’t want this game to be interesting/not suck
Touchdown Seahawks!
TOUCHDOWN
That’s a TD. Not even close.
He scored!
Why is everyone leaving? Do that many people in Buffalo have jobs in the morning?
Lookitimrun
Interviewer: “Joe, last year Betances said he was tired; do you think that’s an issue with using him three days in a row?”
Joe: “It’s September; everyone’s tired.”
/2 questions later
Interviewer: “Joe did you give any thought to having Tanaka start the 8th?”
Joe: “No, he was tired.”
Well, he did throw *checks box score* shit, 93? Up 4 runs and he’s mowing them down. Just… ugh.
I genuinely like Girardi as a manager with the way he consistently gets far more out of teams than can reasonably be expected. But the way he manages the bullpen makes me want to drink kerosene.
Yes, on every corner
Wow, that’s just embarrassing, Tyrod and palz
so I got rid of the sports package and am now reduced to watching Keyshawn Johnson mix sports metaphors.
but enough about me, how are you all doing?
I only cut up my hands a little today. On the other hand, it turns out you CAN forget how to cut lettuce and do it completely backwards/wrong
What is this “Lettuce” you speak of? TELL ME!!
Not a meat