[is floating on a metaphorical cloud because the Giants didn’t blow a close one]
Hey! What? How are you doing? [shakes cobwebs from head] TO THE GAME!
Phi/Chi-What is there to like about these two teams? The Eagles are in a weird spot because of Kelly’s shenanigans and the Bears are a teenage girl’s embodiment of the phrase “What. Ever!” Okay. I’ll give it a try. Eagles wr Matthews benefited the most from qb Wentz’ not-lousy debut. He went for 7/114/1. He could do more damage against Bears cb’s that have recently been rated as “meh”. Last week qb Cutler was all kinds of meh as well, sporting a 16-29/216/1TD/1INT line. Perhaps if we all get/continue to be high this game turns out to be watchable.* Despite being at home I’m thinking that the Bears end up at 0-2. Not that I’m cheering for the Eagles. No way.
NOW LET’S HAVE SOME FUN OUT THERE!!!
*does anyone have some spare glue I could borrow?
it took 2 offensive players a combined 7 quarters to muster up 7 fantasy points.
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I’m not sure I’ve got enough bourbon to erase the memory of that historically bad Raiders defensive performance.
A Raiders fan that can’t get drunk enough?
Time for an intervention.
Must be a Sunday
But I’ll never tire of watching players dusting the infield off of their pants…
to think the announcers were questioning the 4th down decisions. Shit, JDR probably ought never kick again if’n that’s the kind of defense they gonna play
Soooooo much this.
At least I don’t have to worry about keeping up with my survivor leagues for the rest of the season.
you’re killing me lacy.
like literally, the bookie said he’d arrive at 11, and if i didn’t have means of paying, well, its curtains for brocky
– Len Bias, hanging out with Cindy Morgan in the 80’s.
Anyone know how to right-click on a #*€!,? iPad?
Press and hold down
Throw it out and get a real computer
Collingsworth and Michaels seem like they really love gaping holes
Unless her daughters are <13, that is probably false
And if they are <13, she shouldn't be talking about her kids like that
Was Twin Peaks as good as I remember it was?
67% of it was.
Burgers are pretty good, and the girls are….oh, the TV show. Never mind.
It doesn’t hold up well
Lacy would have caught that were it not for all the bacon grease on his gloves
Fair catch…aka what my mother in law often uses in reference to me.
wanna know how much I suck? I have lost to a guy who benched DIGGS.
Man, I’m hungry. Anyone got any takeout menus?
Nope.
Corporations pay a lot of money for that kind of cultural coaching.
I want to place money on the idea that there will be a Jaws remake within 5 years.
what’s over under on that?
God I hope you’re wrong.
They’ll just make Meg instead.
Already in pre-production, with Jason Statham.
How can he drive a car on the water?
It’s Hollywood…they’ll make it happen.
Only if the studio wants to burn all bridges to Spielberg, so…very doubtful.
Yup. I’d give it until six months after Spielberg dies.
So how many folks do you think know that The Magnificent Seven has Asian roots?
Just you and Hines Ward
Big smirrree!
“Whut the hell did you say?!?”
-Bill Parcells
DFO 75%.
General Public 5%.
Can has another Diggsdown?
one more beer? It’s only 8am here.
Only one?
Hey, an ad for Horatio’s new favorite movie!
/looks around
Aw, it’s no fun teasing the guy if he ain’t here.
Sure it is! I mean, what, you’re NOT going to make fun of a Cowboys/Yankee fan when he can’t defend himself?
Good to see the reffing quality is as good as ever this year.
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They should enforce the penalty on the extra point
and how exactly is he exactly supposed to stop his momentum?
seriously cris answer the fucking question
That’s some home cooking right there.
Jesus Christ, Vikings
Direct quote from Peter when a bunch of big blond guys were about to pillage Mary Magdalene.
Al: And a cheerleader goes down as well.
Cris: Jesus! Don’t tell my wife!
Looks like DFO reprogramming has been super effective.
Rodgahs better buy Jordy Nelson something appropriate for Christmas, like a summer home in the Hamptons.
Not the first or last time that cheerleader’s gone down
Pretty confident that’s not the first time that Al has said “and a cheerleader goes down”
It’s more like a rule for him.
He did work with Gifford for a long time.
Usually he says “do you believe in miracles?”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1fF2tkMUU8&
Did cris seriously just drop betwixt and between?
How many sacks has Rodgers taken tonight*?
*Apologies if 50 other people already made that joke.
I was about to say how impressed I was by the Vikes’ D, and then that happened.
How? How the hell does he do that?
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One more observation from the Emmys: Peter Dinklage’s suits fit better than Bernie Sanders’s
#1 of being a successful commie/socialist – NEVAR look like you have the big bucks to buy off the rack at a Men’s Wearhouse like some bigshot…
FINAL ACT YOU GUYS!!!
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We now return to your regularly scheduled program of “Ow, My Balls” already in progress.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to-RVV_3anw
Wow, that was bullshit. Looked like offensive PI if anything.
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Gotta cut costs somewhere!
aka No Carts FOAR Old Men
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Does this mean the Vikings will have to…switch running backs?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHoNWwhzh3M
Ugh. I see you believe in corporal PUNishment.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH GAAAAAAAAAAAAWD SHUT THE FUCK UP CRIS
Brand new stadium, costs millions of dollars to design and build…. and the med staff have to carry a player along an open, public traffic area.
My architecture side is screaming right now
“what does that word mean, ‘practical’?”
But they already have the pile of rocks under which to bury him.
I’m trying to defend the design, maybe that was the quickest path to the med room based on where he was on the field… then they show that clip again and they’re carrying him along a clear walkway with railings..
It’s…. amazing how terrible that is
I was somewhat relieved AP was hurt, in that it freed me to start Tyrell Fucking Williams at flex instead next week. Hey, it’s PPR.
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Is he hurt or thirsty?
Why a… why don’t they have carts at the new stadium for AP?
Can’t drive the cart through the restaurant they just took him through?
Inorite?!?!?!?!
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Is Matthews contractually obligated to do the hair flip on camera at least three times a game.
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What I meant to say:
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Yes, but it’s actually in Aaron Rodgers’ contract.
If the karma police are coming out, someone better put Darren Sharper and Ray Rice into hiding.
Thom Yorke approves
Ray Lewis as well.
No, Bernard Pollard only injures Pats players.
So THATS who was running around in a Kiko Alonso jersey earlier…
If I’m AP’s kids (the ones he’s allowed to see), I’m hoping this doesn’t mean daddy’s home more.