Well…who ya got?
Unlike any QB ever before him, nor any QB who will ever come after, DAK! has an affinity for his mother. That has to give him an edge, unless it has made him kind of a sissy ,, no ofence.
The Bears…continue to shit in the woods AND all over the field.
Pat O’Donnell is the early favorite for Bears 2016 MVP
That is depressingly accurate =(
Are we far enough in that Eagles fans should be condescending towards Dak Prescott since he has exactly 0 TD passes?
Not yet, but I am sure the call in shows on WIP have a lot of that.
NEXT WEEK THERE WILL BE MORE PINK ON THE FIELD THAN IN A SORORITY HOUSE!
I CANNOT WAIT!
If you really want a great opinion of Susan G. Komen foundation, check out Doug Stanhope’s bit on the whole thing.
The “Fuck it. I give up.” segment of Stanhope’s career has given us some fantastically savage bits.
I heard they donate a percentage of their income to cancer research.
Yes Timmy 0.0005% is still a percentage.
Alshon Jeffrey just got a soft tissue injury during that player intro and will miss 5-7 weeks.
SITREP:
I’m sitting at the bar in a Pensacola Twin Peaks. Nearly empty save a few Cowboys fans and even a leftover Yinzer or two. I need to get drunk.
I’m sorry
SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS!
Walk up to Steelers fans and ask them if today was:
– A shellacking
– A trip to the woodshed
– An old fashioned ass kicking
– All of the above.
Also, ask them if they have ever been in Pittsburgh.
All of the above and yes.
I do kind of still have a negative visceral reaction to the Cowboy’s uniform pants though….
The Cowboys could literally kneel it three times and punt the rest of the game and have no fear of losing this game.
A woman’s touch? How fucking tone deaf are these assholes?
Not the first time Cris has been on the receiving end of that accusation
http://www.chick101footballforgirls.com/p/basic-rules-101.html?m=1
I don’t know if it’s the [*Redacted] s being awful in a new and creative way, or the continuing ineptitude of the Cowboys, or the exposure to not awful Cowboy fans here, or if I’m just mellowing with age, but I don’t feel nearly as FUCK THE COWBOYS as I did a couple of seasons ago.
It will come back Dok. It is still early in the season.
I appreciate your faith
And then they spend 5 minutes prostrating themselves in front of JJ’s obscene displays of wealth and you’re back to square one!
“His body language looks like nothing’s too big for him.”
Paging BCHS…
http://www.tradingcarddb.com/Images/Cards/Football/33633/33633-3427424Bk.jpg
More like Dak IMPRESScott!
Nothing like the Bears deferring to the second half so they could lose to an insurmountable 7-0 lead
My son got shelled in goal today. Kept his cool, didn’t give up, told me “I just got that quick amnesia we talked about.”
That kid’s my hero.
Wait, didn’t they challenge the Beasley spot too? So wasn’t that their second challenge?
That was the Bears challenger this was the Cowboys. ??
Touché.
I still think it was a dumb challenge.
Jesus that was a Lovie Smith level challenge right there.
IVY LEAGUE JACKASSERY
Hey Boz, how much of your soul did that cost you?
Joke’s on you Sill, Boz has no soul.
What soul? Bo Jackson stomped that out of him decades ago
I hate this challenge. Yes, if you win it, you get one more. But if you lose it, you are out of challenges the remaining 3+ quarters of the game. The fellow diners at Cottage would quibble with this lack of erudition from their fellow Princeton man.
I HAVEN’T SEEN COWBOYS HAVING THEIR WAY WITH BEARS LIKE THIS SINCE THE VILLAGE PEOPLE WERE A THING
This is just out standing.
REIDIAN
THIS BEARS DEFENSE, I CALL IT MY OLD ATHLETIC CUP BECAUSE THEY’RE FULL OF HOLES AND STINK
Fun Fact: Mitch Unrein has a pretty hot wife. That’s about all that looks good about this Bears team tonight.
She’s an Olympic trapshooter, so basically either of them could kill you if you hit on her.
Luckily he is on the Bears defense so he probably couldn’t hit anyone.
Yes, I remember the headlines. “Bears player’s wife wins medal”
Totally more interesting that she’s married to an obscure member of a shitty NFL team than that she has an individual talent good enough to earn her recognition on the world stage…
This is one of my biggest football pet peeves: Beasley’s helmet clearly doesn’t fit him properly. If your helmet is sized correctly and your chin strap is buckled tightly, that shit doesn’t come off and give you another surface knocking your already rattled brain. Yes, the NFL eats a dick on player safety, but the players can help by wearing their fucking helmets properly.
I feel less bad about players getting CTE when they can’t even be bothered to wear the inadequate protection they have correctly. Helmets should never come off.
But Beasley is a hobbit, (tips hat to MikeWallace&Gromit’s twitter feed) and Riddell doesn’t make helemts in hobbit-sizes.
Then I bet you love when players headbutt each other or slap each others’ helmets with their hands.
/If you couldn’t tell, I was being sarcastic
//I really hate when they do that, mostly from a “reasonable doubt that gets the NFL off in a CTE lawsuit” perspective
4th down and 1 foot.
This is where Romo would fumble, assuming the game was in late December and meant anything.
Arnold Palmer died. So 2016 can fuck off.
I’m hoping this year is building to some giant karmatic swing in the opposite direction to even this all out. Having Trump choke to death on McFish would do it.
Dan Snyder, Jerry Jones, and Stan Kronke in a triple-threat fight to the death, New Year’s Eve.
RIP Beasley.
I just got back over 500 CDs I lent to my friend 7 years ago, I will be listening to them tomorrow instead of sports talk radio.
Because fuck people who bitch about a win. Fuck. Them.
Yesterday, I saw for the first time, TIME BANDITS.
I enjoyed it. My friend reacted with the quote, “WHAT IN THE EVERLIVING HOLY FUCK WAS THAT”
You JUST saw it? You gotta watch it a few times, so much to pick up.
Wait until you see John Carpenter’s The Thing, it’ll change your life.
welcome to Trent Green, population: Cole Beasley
Banner quote.
Cole just got slawed
Leaving the house like
http://thumbnails115.imagebam.com/50638/102dac506375606.jpg
Growing evidence that the Zika Virus could be just as devastating to adults as infants.
http://www.motherjones.com/environment/2016/09/science-zika-threat-adult-brain
Real glad congress turned funding for Zika research into the usual Congress pissing match.
I doubt that Beasley is Dak’s favorite receiver as he just tried to murder him.
Mt new fave player is Crave’on Leblanc.
Just did a quick Kalbi grill with lettuce wraps and ssamjang:
http://www.koreaforniancooking.com/kcook/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Peanutssamjang.jpg
That’s a meal that Asiana does, and it’s even good in economy airplane food
pretty sure the DAL gameplan is “get into FG range and not fuck up”
That there is the injury that’s gonna make all my other poor decisions matter all of a sudden
http://thumbnails116.imagebam.com/50498/19d7d7504970895.jpg
What’s going on, my bodacious motherfuckas?
People are dying. Footballers are derping. Pretty sure several of us are drinking.
One more now. Gotta tip one back for Arnie.
Browns Brownsed, Eli doesn’t get any juice, Buffalo shockingly played cromulently, HODOR upset our San Diegans, and Dez is already hurt.
That’s not Dez Bryant. I don’t like any of these guys who aren’t Dez.
Arnold Palmer just died.
Fuck today forever.
God. Fucking. Dammit.
Son of a bitch.
This is what happens when I stay sober?
smgdh
He was 87 and had a hell of a life.
Was a hell of a nice guy when I served him at Turnberry
I’ll remember him best for his outstanding prowess in combining refreshing beverages.
BREAK IT’S LEGS!
So, on the bright side for the Browns, they didn’t break the shoulder of any QBs this week!
Things are looking up!
https://twitter.com/mikepolkjr/status/780062883984003072
Yet
After clicking on this post I have an overwhelming craving for some corned beef and cabbage for some reason.
I hope I’m not speaking out of turn, but I really do have an extreme dislike of Rodney Harrison and Antonio Dungerson.
Rodney Harrison is an asshat who should not be on the television machine.
That hamheaded DAK is gonna give me nightmares.
IT’S ALREADY DONE SO FOAR ME
/I share teh love
Cris Collinsworth saying Brian Hoyer is a reason for hope is as believable as Al Michaels saying he hasn’t had sex with any teenage girls in the last three decades.
Collinsworth says Brian Hoyer should give me hope. It’s really gotten that bad, hasn’t it?
It’s awful.
yeah, that’s when you really have to consider an intervention of some varietal
I just spent all damn day at the county fair and just got home.
I am not nearly drunk enough for the ensuing shitshow that is going to be this matchup tonight.