Well…who ya got?
Unlike any QB ever before him, nor any QB who will ever come after, DAK! has an affinity for his mother. That has to give him an edge, unless it has made him kind of a sissy ,, no ofence.
The Bears…continue to shit in the woods AND all over the field.
Good news: I can go to bed at halftime without fear of missing anything!
THAT ONE’S FOAR DOK
After discussion, we’ve decided there was no holding, and we’re all meeting for tea next Tuesday, Jimmy is bringing the jam
“After discussion, Jason Witten is a Pro Bowler and Jerrah paid us in advance, so no holding on the play.”
Despite replay showing the hold.
Bearfs scrub linemen are really beating the crap out of Dallas’s pass protection.
Damn shame it doesn’t do a lick of good.
I want to have Margo Robbies babies.
@King Hippo (because DFO won’t let me reply)
Dalton may have exorcised his demons by beating Denver in 2014, but we have no way of knowing because all WRs were hurt in ’15 playoffs and he was hurt in ’16 playoffs.
Plus, the Bengals passed on the obvious and tacky color rush combo of Orange Jersey on Orange Pants and have chosen an all white and black uniform that would be perfect with a white helmet had the NFL not got all No Fun League on them. They get some karma points for that.
tl;dr: Pick ’em at your risk. You may get lucky.
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I was about to make a Siegfried and Roy joke, but that’s lions.
Alright, time to leave the Mistake By the Lake and return to Yinzburgh. Talk to yinz.
Wait a minute. You went to Cleveland. Voluntarily?
I have no idea why I’m watching this game.
I guess Adam Gase is a pretty good OC, though.
He needed OT to beat a Cody Kessler led Browns team. He should have stayed an OC.
And now, good idea, bad idea. Actually, bad idea, worse idea.
Bad idea: Getting Popeye’s because fuck it, it’s been a long weekend.
Worse idea: Putting Trinidad scorpion/Carolina reaper wing sauce on your Popeye’s chicken.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dJOIf4mdus
Do all Popeyes have Hawiian punch on tap or just mine locally?
Holy shit, I wish my Popeyes had Hawaiian punch, that’d be fucking amazing.
It is pretty awesome to be honest.
It’s a Popeye’s/Burger King with a Coke Freestyle machine. Occasionally I try to see how many different varieties I can put in a cup and have it be drinkable. My best is 14 but it tasted meh at best.
Good idea : Doing one of those two things
Bad idea : Chasing it with Everclear
How about we wait and see how things go for these rookies in the second half of the season before we make them the Emperors Of Fitbaw?
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Oh, okay. (zips up)
Cris and Al haven’t considered the alternate theory as to why Ezekiel Elliot looks so much better tonight: they’re playing against the Bears.
But he is the fastest high schooler on Ohio.
DFO poll:
Should I stay and have one more Dos Equis (not bad on draft), or stagger to the hotel and call it a night?
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
Couldn’t have said it better myself.
SHOTS
FIND HEROIN
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It’s not a party until someone experiences respiratory failure.
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Daddy don’t do shots no more, not since…
Hit on the hot cowboys fan girl?
What if Dak didn’t throw a TD all season, but also didn’t throw an INT. Would that be enough to kill Skip Bayless?
Unfortunately, Skip Bayless cannot be killed by conventional weaponry.
You have to nuke Skip from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure…
Cockroaches, Skip, and until the year o’ death kicked in after Christmas…Lemmy (RIP).
Tony Romo will not get his job back. That is pretty fucking obvious to me.
Tony Romo just broke both legs, six ribs, and both kidneys reading that sentence.
He’ll be in Denver next year.
/punched by Hippo
You’re forgetting… he’s an Illinois guy… SMH
Burlington WI…and local media won’t let me forget it.
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I went to a Boston-area Jets fans meet up today. I didn’t drink enough though.
from a social science standpoint, I wonder how many suicides a Jets meetup averages
Not enough. Though today’s “effort” probably accelerated that number.
Suicide is the Colts official ball park drink… Thats because they get a 4 liter cup and just fill it up with all the sodas at the dispenser.
THE POT!! IT HAS BEEN STIRRED!
There’s a new Sherrick in town…
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Not to sound all homer, but that was a fucking bullshit offsides call
If that level of attention was on any given kickoff, there’d be a flag every time
womp womp
Offsides on an onside kick that they would have recovered. Are we at peak derp yet?
Not yet, but we’re nearing plaid.
How the hell did a brawl in the LFL not make Sports Center?!?
https://youtu.be/mWkQQQf_jqs
This is my new favorite thing.
Thank you for bringing this into our lives.
See I have always thought that most Cities cannot sustain two profession ball teams being good at the same time. At least that is what I tell myself at night as a Chicago fan.
DO IT AGAIN NO ONE WILL SEE IT COMING
Oh, good. Bengals got TNF this week.
are you saying I shouldn’t take them in Survivor? I mean, TannyFanny at home…
How is Sherrick McManus a captain?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAahhhhhh
ALL TEH DUMB NBC TEEVEE SHOW PROMOS
Holy shot, how is this only late in the second quarter?
BLERGH transcends space and time.
Fricked if I know.
THAT WASN’T HIS ANKLE, WHY WAS HE SCRATCHING IT?! HE WAS PROBABLY PASSING INFORMATION ABOUT TERRORISM! THREAT LEVEL PINKTOBER!
CHI on the comeback trail!*
*Really a trail of tears.
Sam Bradford got traded again?
RALLY WOO
I hope Eddie Royal never goes to France
Or Green Bay. Berman calling him Royal with cheese would kill me.
False start, EVERYBODY CONGA!
That made me laugh.
No idea why.
Conor Barth time!
/vomits
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AMENDOLA/EDELMAN/BEASLEY REFERENCE BUTTCHUG A BOTTLE OF EVERCLEAR
That’s not intentional grounding because pity
I just saw Vin Scully sing “Wind Beneath My Wings” to everyone at Dodger Stadium.
I will neither confirm nor deny that I cried like a little bitch.
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WOOO I’M IN, FUCKERS
I don’t know the context, but FUCK YEAH!
“look at that leadership by Hoyer”
-Bears fans tomorrow
Not a bad block considering Kyle Long only has one functional arm.
I just turned on TV. Cowboys good or Bears bad?
Bears bad for sure.
Sure.
A little column A, a whole lot of column B.
Yes.
17-0 and Dak still has no TD’s but great “poise”
They just killt an old dude.
Things just got interesting.
That dude on the sideline just got fucking smoked there, man.
Compliments of Captain Insano
Beasley reminds Cris of Patriots’ receivers in that both circles in that Venn diagram are as white as a Chip Kelly house party.
So poise is the new code word for “playing QB while black” cause no one talked about Wentz’s poise last week.
That guy on the sidelines got dropkicked.
Random old guy just obliterated on the side lines!
And he got up looking mad!!!
Yeah he did. And I totally was not laughing.
/was totally laughing.
One of the Tee Vees here is showing an equestrian event. I’m not in Texas anymore.
Why is there a giant illuminated ball that’s a part of the Dallas skyline? Are they really eager for New Years? Or do they just want us all to know about the existence of the Testicle?
They’re Texans. They just want you to know that they have HUGE balls.
Wait till they build the second one!
THAT’S THE OL’ DOUBLE J’S STATUE TO HIS PENIS YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW
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