Mia/SD-The Fins have won 3 in a row to get to .500. It’s probably just a coincidence that second year rb Ajayi started getting meaningful carries at the start of this run. Sometimes the key to winning (and perhaps saving your ass) is just sitting and staring at you from the bench, huh, HC Gase? Thanks to a 196 yarder posted last week against the Titans, Charger rb Gordon has vaulted into 3rd place in rushing with 768.
Dal/Pit-Things hang in the balance for a Steelers team that is coming off a division loss and is now 4-4. A reduction in the amount of mental errors and finding a way to cover the opposing tight end would go a long way towards getting the V. The Cowboys have the look of a team powered by youngsters with tons of energy that hasn’t been smacked in the face yet. Dallas in a squeaker?
SF/Ari-The Niners give up an average of 182 yards on the ground. The Cards have an elite running back. Hopefully the Arizona coaching staff has watched some game tape of their opponent and can figure out that 2 + 2=4.
Have at it my precious children-TYPE!!!!
Dallas Defense is holding up. The Offense needs to get a long drive here.
Literally holding up receivers on those last two plays.
Apparently the refs decided to make up for that bullshit PI call on the Cowboys that got the Steelers down near the goal by not calling at least two blatant PIs committed by the Cowboys.
The NFL is awesome.
Averages! Cause fuck the median!
Jason Garrett is like a ginger gollum
Does that mean he’ll defeat Steve Bannon?
Need the Chargers defense to get clutch. Somehow. Sigh.
Refs flipping a coin to determine penalties
People blame the refs, but its the owners that allow the game to have such difficult to judge rules.
Seriously, the rules committee should be locked in a fucking room until they clean up the rule book successfully. The shit is way to complicated and arbitrary.
Year of the OPI.
Where did Pit find these receivers?
The Receiver District, two blocks over from the Hammock District.
Oh yeah, that’s where I bought my futon.
Not that I mind in the slightest, but where’s pheel and jeem?
So they did not show any Buccaneers vs. Chicago highlights.
Oh, Chargers. Cripes.
Can’t decide if the NFC East is legit good, or if everyone else is just total shit. Also, the bottles behind the bar are looking enticingly shiny, I suspect my BAC is getting to fun places.
Paddling type places?
I always think it’s funny when people say “before they passed”, of course I hope you are not hauling a corpse around.
I’m not watching any football today until the Seahawks/Pats tonight. I’ve been power watching Rocky movies on Hulu, and I just started Rocky IV. I’m gonna be pumped by game time, jump in my IROC Z 28, blast some Survivor, and head to the bar.
So why is NBC showing NASCAR instead of mah local news?!?! If I wanted the Redneck Roundup I’d switch to CMT.
Left turn……..left turn. There’s another left turn…..
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Left turn…
This is not the game to institute a “give Zeke a series off” strategy to preserve him. Win the fucking game.
TE TDS all day.
All it takes is a -1 alpha shift in the second slot.
So…who’s all watching 60 minutes tonight?
Hi there, I am looking for the site with the angry NFL fans and dick jokes? I believe I have somehow been redirected to Cat Fancier as there are more kittehs on my screen than screaming hot taeks.
Thanks,
Nice pussys, would pet.
Come for the dick jokes and hot taeks, stay for the kitteh.
You grab my cats without consent and you lose both hands.
Your consent or the cats’?
It’s nice of you to think I have some sort of control over my cats, and that I’m not just a butler who is also a warming blanket to them.
You’re supposed to grab them.
I hear it’s legal now
It’s half time, everyone likes a little pussy at half time.
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/29000000/Adorable-Kitties-3-cats-29074227-500-333.jpg
Hehehehe pussy licking.
If you’re doing it for hours, you’re doing it wrong.
/chuckles awkwardly
Boom. You all just got cuted to the death by my cats.
HUGS!
“Help, not only am I drowning in marshmallows, but this game that I’m watching is being dumb”
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/18000000/Adorable-kitties-kitties-18082710-500-375.jpg
No soul, but so cute!
SQUEEEEEEEE! HE’S SO ORANGE
That’s what my orange cat probably looked like as a kitten, but with more white paws.
I want to hug your cat.
ME TOO CAN I HUG TEH KITTEH?
We have an old rescue cat and a new German Shepherd puppy. The cat is displeased, but it makes for some entertaining confrontations.
CUTEST FIGHTS EVER
God, this Skip Bayless promo must be the fantasy he beats off to.
Well there’s a visual I never knew I needed bleached out of my mind.
So not only do the Chargers give up the TD, but they give it up to Not-Ajayi. Figures.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QFk4-pqgnDE/TOiWwgYpHHI/AAAAAAAAASo/PHKOvvBv9PA/s1600/tumblr_l9p03sCkwJ1qanb21o1_500.jpg
I’m torn between the difficulty I know I’m already going to have getting up tomorrow morning and my desire to get sauced for the night game and Westworld.
I don’t think I could watch Westworld while hammered, lest I claw my eyes out.
I don’t have the stuff to do tomorrow problem but I will eventually get wasted and rage quit my watch of the late game to watch Westworld. So my vote is for doing that.
Always choose anarchy.
I have won the bartender’s approval with my whisky drinking skills.
I have won my cat’s approval with my cheek scratching skills.
That’s better. Kitties are adorable.
Do you want the rest of my 252?
Maybe use it to start fires?
I am currently drinking a 252: Bacardi 151 and Wild Turkey 101. I do not recommend it.
Good lord.
What if I’m keen on dying by mixed liquors?
OH. DEAR. GOD.
Holy fuck, that is a strong one.
Ahh, jeebus, don’t fuck this up, Chargers.
I don’t understand why I have had to log in 12 times today and I have commented 4 times
How are your logging-in math skills?
I am teaching my dad html/php/other stuff used for buiilding a site he is using today so I am barely drunk so that is fine. Still extremely annoying
Identity theft?
Cousins strikes again
https://vine.co/v/5ITDH22ltV2
Clay Matthews, still fucking creepy
Are you sure?
I just threw up tiny bits of cheese curds in the back of my throat. Thanks a lot.
And now you have had the true Wisconsin experience!
Step 1) Stop wearing that dumb hat
I enjoy that movie more than is reasonable.
lol at sean lee rocking a bubby brister jersey
Anthony Brown lining up opposite Antonio Brown? Which one has the goatee, which is the EVIL DOPPELGANGER?
Durant was trying to get out of Roethlisberger’s way
If that was Cam Newton they’d have flagged the QB for intentional grounding.
I’m gonna sneak Tonya Harding into the Steelers locker room with a collapsible baton before the half and tell her Le’Veon Bell called her fat.
How you hiding her rascal?
Don’t you dare. I need all the Bell points I can get or I’ll lose to Cuntler and his Thin-Mint-hating ways.
Can you use a terrible towel to wipe up the disguisting jizz of cowboy fans?
I once asked my wife “where she wanted it”. She recommended the trash can.
Gotta love married life!
A gentleman always offers.
…ewww.
“the disguisting jizz of cowboy fans”
Please stop talking about my children.
Oh, well done
Whatever.
I had no idea “Election Night Hillary” was already on Broadway.
He’s got at least a dozen brain cells left…get the fuck back in there…
https://postimg.org/image/emepvtsun/
RIP THE BEN
(for the 356th time)
BEN HAS RIB OUCHY
DEAD HARF
Hey guys, remember the first week of the season when the Giants beat the Cowboys by one point?
What’s going on with Cutler’s contract these days? Are the Bears gonna get rid of him and draft someone? Or do the Jets have only Cleveland and San Francisco to compete with as far as reaching for a QB in a tissue-paper thin draft class?
Pretty sure Cutler gone. But they ain’t about to trade up or anything to remedy it. Status quo for the mccaskey way.
Cowboys status: keep feeding the RBs the ball.
http://www.notenoted.com/music-blog//2011/10/same-as-it-ever-was-party-supplies-cover-notenoted-music-review.jpg
I want to torture murder the fucking Chevy Commercial guy.
I seriously see a mist of red whenever he shows up on my TV screen…
Goddamn moral conundrums. I blame you, Dallas. THE, DALLAS, THE.
Do you think kickers are glad when they are on a bad team? Like, everyone knows you are still a pro-level kicker but you never get tested. How much would Blair Walsh give to have spent the last couple years in JAX?
League minimum never tasted so sweet?
FLAGS FOR THE FLAG GOD!!!
Bleeurgh strong on this drive