Everything still sucks out loud and should be set on fire. It will all be ablaze soon enough, and Lesser Footy exists to hopefully help distract you at least a little bit until it happens.
The early Saturday fixture (7:30, NBCSN)is strong and assy, with 6th position Manure hosting 4th place Arseholes. 6 points separate the two in the table, though, so objects in the mirror may be farther away than they actually appear.
A busy 10:00 window features Soton hosting the Shite (NBCSN), and hopefully beating, well, the absolute shit out of them. Everton host Swans on Extra Time (and will no doubt disappoint me), plus Leicester/Watford (also Extra Time) et al.
Spurs host West Ham (12:30, NBC) and who gives a shit? My local affiliate is bumping it for NC State/Miami. Womp womp.
One sad little game Sunday (Middlesbrough host Chelski, 11:00, NBCSN), and a sadder one for BMNF (West Brom/Burnley, 3:00, NBCSN) and that will be that.
Oklahoma State at TCU (Noon, FS1)
If the Pokes keep winning, that Bedlam game could be mighty meaningful (and not just have a really cool rivalry name). We will see if Bloodeyes have any resistance left in ’em.
Florida at LSU (1:00, SECN)
Re-scheduled hurricane game, SEC really could use the marquee game given all the teams on D-1AA “bye” but they left it in this weird time/channel slot.
Washington State at Colorado (3:30, Fox)
Possible dry run for the Pac 12 title game, much like last week’s Washington/SC tilt. Prelude to the Apple Cup, but one knows Mike Leach wants 9-0 and will be focused on the Buffs. Good game.
Indiana at Michigan (3:30, ESPN)
Time to find out just how shitty Meeeechigan’s backup QB is. Hopefully, hilarity ensues.
Stanford at Cal (5:30, Pac12)
Neeeerrrrrrd hate is still hate.
Clemson at Wake Forest (7:00, ESPN)
Perhaps Team Jeebus Camp will continue sabotaging itself as much as the Fightin’ Petrinos. One can only hope.
Oklahoma at West Virginia (8:00, ABC)
De facto Big 12 title game, and winner has an outside shot at the playoffs (especially if Boomer Sooner). Hopefully, it will be fun, for the alternatives are dire.
USC at UCLA (10:30, ESPN)
Sexy hate is still hate, too.
Minmei sounds just like Ralph Wiggum when she says in a cheery tone “We’re being evacuated!”.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx1e4g04iV1qm4p2uo1_400.gif
At least his cape will be useful then
[enjoys himself immensely, re-thinks everything he’s been taught]
-Bibleman
Raising Arizona theme song by I Don’t Know-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ98z4__H-g
http://68.media.tumblr.com/f3caf78b40c5c0b3af06d8085a54c1a8/tumblr_o4tumbJo8q1qbxm1vo1_1280.jpg
Why the fuck isn’t … No. Fuck it. Don’t care.
Dazed and Confused is a great movie. Nap time.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/120d0516607556e6285ffafd587e9e05/tumblr_nize4sjxBu1t3fd6go1_1280.jpg
That’s never a good thing to see.
But it would be hilarious to see the bunny suit used as evidence in court.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/b11f010f633a1d742219b3af034d7219/tumblr_o4x2sm5GyK1ra2p3go1_540.png
Furries, dude. Furries.
hey man, INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY
http://68.media.tumblr.com/826115940b71a8d7e2bb6209b751afb7/tumblr_o3wpd2D81E1rmut52o1_500.jpg
As much shit as women get in this world, they at least are spared sharp penises.
From the new BSG. Bear McCreary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSYPYq9D_No
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1JYDmo19to
Snake Plisken? I thought you were dead.
Login Test(icles) pt deux
http://68.media.tumblr.com/256f54b8080747895bf8a01b252ea609/tumblr_o5a5bjQgmZ1tld953o1_500.jpg
Do they give scholarships if one has previously proven this proclivity?
http://68.media.tumblr.com/401b48eb03d67c705371be74ec8d3248/tumblr_o4m2e6CbDH1rmz18mo1_1280.jpg
“I’d have added a blindfold as well because I’m all about the details.”
-Bettie Page
“Love For Sale” by Talking Heads from the movie True Stories
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8XElDBAOKY
http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m31l394bVz1qix8rno1_1280.jpg
I think the only reason to keep watching this WI game is to hope they put up more than the 72 Russell Wilson and whichever back, maybe Gordon(?) put up in the last football game I saw in person.
“Mysteries of Love” by Julee Cruise from Blue Velvet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry5vs331sMY
My kids won’t refrigerate/finish later a bottle of water they open and fail to finish at a meal/after a run, etc. I just use them for the cats so I don’t get angry pouring them out.
I mean, for fuck’s sake, they won’t go bad like a Coke or vodka…
You already made the joke, I wanted the gif too
http://68.media.tumblr.com/8a03ae6939a359895e89301fb4484ea2/tumblr_o5fowdwdst1tpg4boo1_250.gif
Bottled water. Christ.
“Tango Till They’re Sore” by Tom Waits from Down By Law
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT5h5scsQFY
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/e7/e71556becedfa682a37127651cc50e22c7239ab0a9ba5fb0f4c811ce9cec9f64.jpg
Makes Christmas TOTES easy ,, Batppl forget that
http://68.media.tumblr.com/d950a7f1cc3d5077ffe3f6d6e9c705ff/tumblr_n7yyucSSAe1s7km96o5_400.gif
http://68.media.tumblr.com/2356567a7cd1ad362baec02b80f1890b/tumblr_ogn4q4BE6e1utw2woo1_1280.jpg
http://68.media.tumblr.com/af04c6bc75f9f396257ee4958648c08c/tumblr_o6frn6EaBs1ujhfhko1_1280.jpg
Login Test(icles)
I never seen a smaller login test(icle) in my life.
/runs away squealing
http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lup4ath6Bk1qe4o3oo1_540.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NEoesmnYU4
man, we need them/that song today – “front line is EVERYWHERE”
http://68.media.tumblr.com/5780f60df91177be8037a54da4c54381/tumblr_o6gokpcnka1qmp5efo1_500.jpg
“Is That All There Is?” by Peggy Lee from After Hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sWTnsemkIs
Seven
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ej6GWqtLHVM
Bowie + NIN was an absolutely transformational life experience. I was a senior in college (or my first year in law school, I’ve done a lot of drugs in the interim, and we were pretty high that day), but it was a pretty young North Cakalaky crowd, and most were there JUST for NIN, which really made me sad.
Together, Trent and David were pure magic. I remember most Bowie delivering the famous NIN line “angels bleed from the tainted touch of my caress” and getting chills up and down my spine. SO. GOOD. And it was going underappreciated.
To hell with sports today, I’m watching ROBOTECH.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/5c83f54815af4258262e58d334bd686c/tumblr_nvi5ti5zKI1rsnmqfo1_250.gif
http://global3.memecdn.com/batman-amp-039-s-parents_o_1849959.jpg
“Bolero” from the movie Bolero-soundtrack provided by Maurice Ravel…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r30D3SW4OVw
“Iko, Iko” from Satisfaction by The Dixie Cups
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wNSHPQj0W8
X Files
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yApB48sGfAo
Richard Patrick is underrated as a musician.
I am torn. I am a Spurs fan, but I love ham. Also, another draw may shatter my fragile sanity
http://68.media.tumblr.com/6a4d00142a6bca127854e46a0116b355/tumblr_nufl6uMX8I1ueo55po1_500.jpg
/suddenly remembers and writes “ham” on grocery list.
Something vin diesel
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZkW-K5RQdzo
Now THAT sums up the rage in my soul purty good.
xXx was so stupid
“The Isrealites” by Desmond Dekker from Drugstore Cowboy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_0EkZe3Sd8
Spawn
https://youtube.com/watch?v=THNEolxBmso
It angers me that I will never put my dick in Evan Rachel Wood, but HE HAS.
Crow 2
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zFj3vXp3R_M
Everton had to scramble in the 89th minute on a fluke header just to draw fucking Swans AT HOME, now I am forced to watch the Wolven Shite slowly Seppuku themselves to Miami on Senior Day. They will get to forfeit Buddy Cole Buttplug Bowl eligibility by losing to U*NC next weekend.
“What’s wrong eith swans?” -Johnny Clipboard
From GotG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWnRMAVWVjk
I was wrong, WP already resembling my ex wife again.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/ba7af6cb7ec438da8db22fc9922ae57a/tumblr_oddu66H1xt1ufrmf2o1_1280.jpg
Yes, it sure is…… and I don’t even know her.
She’s dead.
No I didn’t kill her, though there were times….
Ok, *didn’t.
Now I’m even more cheered up. Thanks.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/white-nationalists-ecstatic-about-jeff-sessions_us_582f75e2e4b099512f82d7f6
I aim to please.
I can take the passive/ aggressive of bringing her up, then responding to a comment with “she’s DEAD.” But it will take me a while to come up with an unrelated gif.
http://www.mcngmarketing.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/batman-approves.jpg.png
Every married man OR WOMAN who says they haven’t had a detailed fantasy of killing their spouse is (i) married less than 4 months; and/or (ii) a fucking liar.
Even so…. well, never mind; insurance.
The moment that I decided to get a divorce was just shortly after the moment when my brain said “Now if I kill her…”
I wouldn’t say “detailed”…
“Prophesies” by Phillip Glass from the movie Koyaanisqatsi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlICjvs0KIs
Loved that flick and the music. Nice pull scotchy.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079758/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114194/
Should say: also, just for the song name.
I love that fucking movie! Brain candy.
“Institutionalized” by Suicidal Tendencies from Repo Man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAS-FKsGVqc
http://68.media.tumblr.com/e4beb53920f814d08d087024701efbd3/tumblr_o5p8f7th1M1tb049so1_1280.jpg
You Don’t Have To Cry-Jimmy Cliff from Something Wild
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzdGC6FC8Ws
Melanie Griffith was something back in the day.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/58fd38d965019fe51cfd734c93f39586/tumblr_o8bpibPCvM1rrm03lo1_500.gif
I am watching the WIsconsin game because… fuck if I know. but I I am doing it without sound. If people could sprinkle in music it would be appreciated. Songs from movie/tv soundtracks as a possible theme?
http://68.media.tumblr.com/4f98ddfcbb7ef7ede4d0ac439a245a10/tumblr_n1xwc6eknp1tsfnj1o1_500.jpg
Morning fellers. Looks like WordPress is playing nice with me so far today. But the day is still young and that bipolar thing will probably show up later.
But hello for now anyway. 🙂
I had a word with WordPress over some beers last night. You’re welcome.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/9861483b43876b0db0bafc56a90d6c90/tumblr_o6cj9bwYVg1tlb56zo1_400.gif
I’m afraid to ask how he made that much money…
I feel bad about the first joke that came to mind
http://68.media.tumblr.com/93136be01bda323dc4171cc0e761dec6/tumblr_o7719aQ7Bi1t38sxfo1_500.gif
Hey; keep your eyes sharp and pay attention, people!
http://www.theonion.com/article/fbi-uncovers-al-qaeda-plot-to-just-sit-back-and-en-35788
This article is more accurate than any your relatives will cite as fact on Thanksgiving
Trying to talk the wife into moving to New Zealand for 8 years. They need teachers for special needs kids and she’s got 8 years experience and a couple of Masters Degrees too. It’s the kind of situation where who knows? Maybe they need her so bad they throw a big bag of money at her, right? It’d be fun just exploring the possibilities. She won’t seriously consider it though, “because my mom would go into a deep depression”. Balls.
A friend of mine moves to NZ about a year and a half ago after getting a job there. I definitely think this is possible. Just get your wife’s to move with you!
Also earthquakes.
Did you forget to mention that Lord of the Rings was filmed there?
You absolutely have to do it. Just ask WhyEaglesWhy about the experience of living Down Under (shut up, NZ qualifies). Bring Mom along.
I’m so glad you’re back!
Hey Balls! How’s it going?
http://68.media.tumblr.com/ec36c0faf5e5290b917edaa693d77055/tumblr_oggt773BUo1qzquyeo1_500.jpg
He’s swinging low but I don’t see a sweet chariot…
Apparently it was an illustration from a bible, but I am not sure which chapter, verse deals with Elephantiasis.
POGBA!
He didn’t do anything-I just like saying his name.
one day, someone will book that fat cunt TWICE for all his moaning
I know it’s only 3 games in but Cuse basketball looks very, very good.
/probably loses in the 2nd round of the ACC and the Championship
League might actually be fun to watch this year, with real depth of quality. That’s the way it were growing up (though ESPN would have you believe the Blues were all that ever mattered).
I didn’t get a great amount of non-Duke/UNC games but did enjoy watching competitive teams from Virginia, Georgia Tech (under Cremins), Maryland and NC State play.
/read somewhere that 9(!) teams could make it to The Madness
UCONN is also looking good.
The women I mean. The men look like 5 guys who just met three minutes before tip-off.
The petty guys on the fan board I follow are overjoyed at UCONN’s fall.
The Bruins look pretty fun too but we wouldn’t know because the fucking Pac-12 network hogs all of their games and nobody here is certain that the Pac-12 network actually exists.
What’s the science involved with trying to play American football at 7000 ft. I noticed Neil Rackers kicked 5 or 6 FGs last time the NFL played a game there. Soccer players described it as trying to breathe with a plastic bag over your head. Sounds delightful. Also sounds like the second half is gonna be a shitshow. What do you do fantasy-wise? Play everyone? Play no one?
I would favour the Raiders, who at least have the advantage of playing in Mile High every season. And yeah, I’d expect it to be harder on the defense, so good for fantasy purposes.
Akeem Hunt “good”? It’s him or Dixon.
my site says Dixon should finally get starter’s touches this week. As much fun as it would be to roll the dice on Akeem (and that IS an environment where both backs will need to play), I’d probably go with Dixon.
You’re right. I’ll roll the dice in insanity league. It’s just that the whole RB Corp in Houston is disintegrating, you know?
No offense but I’m not offering you any fantasy advice this week.
It’s a battle of the behemoths!
HAVE AT YOU!
http://i.makeagif.com/media/4-26-2014/rd_KWD.gif
/good luck!
So many more words this week. Progress?
I 100% don’t believe in progress no more.
I couldn’t sleep Thursday night, so after I got the kids to school, went back to bed and ended up sleeping until around 2pm, without booze or pills. That’s probably not super good.
Well this match is a whole lotta nothin’ so far. Not sure there’s been a shot on goal yet.
You on baby girl duty this morning, WCS? I laughed when I logged on at 6:50 & you were already here.
I’m always on baby girl duty.
Want some prospective on our new Fuhrer? Go watch the 30 For 30: Who Killed the USFL? It aired in 2009, and discusses a pro football league in the ’80s. Herr Donald turned a potential rival to the NFL into his own thing. Guess how it worked out.
The Central Park Five, too. Jeff Sessions – Attorney General? John Bolton – Sec. Of State? We’re screwed to the wall, man.
Herr Donald is going to turn the entire United States into the Jets. Sit back and watch the show, I say.
Joe Namath jerseys get sadder every year.
Nope; I am going to try to protect what I can. Those in control now will have the ability to make us the Browns (not actually the color).
http://68.media.tumblr.com/908cf4aa70a26f61feb0954212e49010/tumblr_ogdeijHoBf1ruqqm0o1_400.gif
As long as Sessions is far far away from SCOTUS.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/34a526473cfa5a1c70a86b82ebc7a4ee/tumblr_odx9caeQ1f1sviuduo1_400.gif
I don’t know; he seems to be getting a lot of support from some sectors:
https://mediamatters.org/blog/2016/11/18/white-nationalists-enthusiastically-endorse-anti-black-racist-jeff-sessions-attorney-general-awesome/214554
DO NOT read the comments section there.