(apologies to Lennon and McCartney for that one)
Yep, I’m back.
/everyone groans
Even though thanks to a snowstorm I technically never left. But still, I haven’t seen you folks since last year. Seriously.
First and foremost…..Many thanks to my good friend ballsofsteelandfury for filling in for me last week.
I’m sorry, that was mean. But also funny. But in truth, I really did appreciate his willingness to jump on….errrrr, in…..errrrrr…..I appreciate his help. Thank you, my friend.
I had planned to be out of town last weekend, and balls was kind enough to jump on board. But sadly, winter decided to be a huge jerk at just the wrong time. So I stayed in, sat by the fire and watched the snow, and drank all weekend. It wasn’t terrible.
But balls did lay out quite a nice case for being optimistic about 2017, I thought. I know I’m firmly (giggity) looking forward to what the year brings now.
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Odds n Ends
There’s really not much I want to talk about this week.
Nor should I.
Soooooo…..Let’s get to it, shall we?
Watching Taylor Hawkins wetting his pants is classic.
Oh? Never saw the feature film….Falling Down….featuring Michael Douglas and Robert Duvall?
M’kay…..
Meh……random…..I guess…..?
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Friday the 13th Sports
Meh….at least it’s Friday….Amirite?
Clemson did a thing….unfortunately. Now Nick Saban will sacrifice even more children this recruiting season.
No other football until tomorrow….but the Chargers are….well….the Bolts are….
NFL Playoffs tomorrow:
- Seahawks at Falcons – 4:35pm FOX (ATL -5.0, o/u 51.5)
- Texans at Tawmmyville – 8:15pm CBS (NE -15.5, o/u 44.5….wait, did I read that right?)
(Stillers @ Chefs and Packers @ ‘Boyz on Sunday, btw)
Hockey is doing its thing. Of course one of its things is to fill time until baseball starts in a little over a month. Well for me at least. But would you take a look at my Caps? Hehehe….I’ll enjoy it while I can. For now though….suck it, Pens. (Sorry WCS but you know you stole one last year)
The NBA is still around…..sort of. Psssst….don’t look now, but Atlanta is making another move. (Disclaimer….I’m really not a Hawks’ fan). But then again.
College Basketball can suck it. Freaking Boston College, man.
I’m done. To hell with sports.
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Overture
This week in Sexy Friday is going to be a bit odd, if I’m being honest. Well, if I’m REALLY being honest…..it’s going to be a bit oddER than usual.
Watch this video. It’s pertinent.
Even if you don’t like the music per se…..Kimberly Perry is still nice to look at…..
OK, if you even watched 20-30 seconds in, which would probably be overly optimistic of me to believe…..hopefully you noticed Kimberly’s gloves. If not, go back and watch it again. You can turn down the volume if need be….the rest of us will will wait….
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Degloving is Bad
(it’s a real word….look it up)
For a couple of nights last weekend, a particular kommentist who shall remain nameless (you know who you are) went on and on about girls wearing gloves. Now I’m not going to lie….this is not a phenomenon/fetish I had ever had any notice of previously.
At the same time, as some of you already know from reading previous entries of TGISF, I like boots. Dunno why. I just do.
However, gloves wasn’t something which I’d ever taken notice of previously. But it did get me curious.
So with an open mind, and a total not erection….I hit google to check out this glove thing.
Not bad. It was not a disappointment.
So I give you….
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Girls in Gloves
Just because I can. And want to. Nothing more, nothing less. Enjoy.
But color coordination is not necessarily required…..
Those are nice………
Lingerie and gloves go well together. Just saying…..
OK seriously….she scares me…..
Did I mention gloves and lingerie?
Technically gloves……
Technically gloves, pt deux…..
Oh here’s a nice classy one….
More Blonde and Red? Sure, why not?
Mittens are OK too, btw……
Sometimes, gloves can be casual…
Sometimes, they can be strategic….
Sometimes, they can just be for fun….
They can be dramatic…..
They can be shiny….
They can be for driving….
They can be coordinated with the entire ensemble outfit quite easily……
Did I mention Lingerie and gloves?
Still Technically gloves….
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Men in Gloves
(fair warning…this might be about to get weird(er))
Remember this guy?
Nice shirt…..
I don’t even know what to say here….
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Alright that’s enough of that I guess.
This week’s tWBS original is of poor quality I’m afraid. Instead of risking either of my good cameras in the middle of a snowstorm, this was taken with my phone last Saturday….
But of course today it’s pushing 70 degrees, the snow is gone, and everything is muddy as hell. THANKS WEATHER!!!!!!
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Have a good weekend, Folks.
Love ya’s
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At the airport bar drinking a Stone, and Lenny Kravitz just came on. I can hear RTD cringe from here.
DANCE PARTY!
I’m waiting for the page rollover to post three Emily Ratajkowski gifs
Just pretend it’s happened already.
*gasp*
Let it happen.
I don’t mind doing field work for the subway work on Friday nights; it’s pretty low key, the rate is…well, tolerable, and the girls headed out in their club clothes are nice to look at. But then you walk past a giant pile of bloody turds and you remember that this is Hollywood, baby.
THEY FACKIN FACKED WITH THAH WRAWNG FACKIN CITY
— Patriots Day in one line
It’s a shame they didn’t nuke it
ANY OTHTHA CITY WOULDA LET THE SAND DAHHKIES GET AWAY! BHUT NAWT US!
/Plays “Shipping Out to Boston” for the fifth time at 4am, full blast
Full size: https://gfycat.com/UnawareCheeryAcornweevil
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdg0bneEaz1r5sdkh.gif
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0902/the-cup-cup-demotivational-poster-1233885765.jpg
I see the Katy Perry in red was posted, so I can skip that (Psst. bigger: https://gfycat.com/BreakableFineLadybird)
https://gfycat.com/CreativeFavorableJay
https://gfycat.com/CheerySeriousDorking (close enough)
https://gfycat.com/IndelibleHeftyHapuku
https://gfycat.com/PlayfulSpecificIberianmole
https://gfycat.com/UnimportantFirstIberianemeraldlizard
https://gfycat.com/WhimsicalBountifulIndianpangolin (you can’t prove she isn’t wearing gloves)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM
This just in: The Usual Suspects is still a great fucking movie.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/14480aa686edfeb18f139dce54fd0f52/tumblr_inline_nfki0dHVRN1qz65iu.gif
Gimme da keys ya fuckin cocksucka whatdafuck
Conspiracy theory: Keyser Soze was the creepy butler dude all along.
Never trust the lawyer
Obligatory Mr. Show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcaVSTsYyOI
my take has always been that Keyser Soze is actually completely made up in that story’s setting.
there’s a a trick to decption, when you get caught in a little white lie, you admit to it, to avoid being caught for a bigger lie (IE like telling your parents when you get caught sneaking out that you’re getting some cigarettes without telling them you’re actually doing pot)
the movie tricks us into thinking Kent and Soyze are one in the same; the only thing that’s actually confirmed to the detective is that a boat blew up and kevin spacey was by it.
I’ve watched it a few times, and I’ve never seen the cop verify anything Verbal is saying, because he’s so caught up in his story. The other 4 guys in the line up? they might not exist, detective may run those names and come up with nothing, the whole story about stelaing from a warlord? verbal made that up off the top of his head.
people assume that kevin spacey is “hiding his true identity” without realizing that the “true” identity is fake. the crap about keyser soze the Hungarian guy is saying? might just be second hand rumors and another fake name kint uses. the story about the guy killing his family? that’s made up two.
as the audience, all we can say we know for certain assume is that a guy got picked up by police, faked a limp, got held for a few hours, then got released.
I hope you have enjoyed my unintentionally long write up on the story of the usual suspects.
I like this take. The story of killing his own family is good for scaring crooks, but too good to be true.
Besides, the picture that came out of the fax didn’t really look exactly like Verbal. I think the audience is led to believe that, but the whole film is about misdirection.
This book cover raises quite a few questions…
-Was it written by a dog?
-Is that a cocoanut?
-Where did the cocoanut come from?
-How is it hanging on that little branch?
-Do birds even EAT cocoanut?
-Where are the tits?
-How did the dog write it?
-Is there a cocoanut hanging in the tree because the dog didn’t know any better?
DISCUSS
My first question is, “Who stuck his A in the coconut?”
Canadian?
Is the bird an African Swallow?
It’s not a question of where he grips it! It’s a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
My back hurts. Getting old sucks.
If you want, I have some percs from surgery I had. 10 years ago
If I never talk to u guys again it’s because I murdered my wife
xenia is intrigued http://31.media.tumblr.com/351422ada231f5c68c0c3c6d48235287/tumblr_ml7nk2POLZ1qgd9cpo1_400.gif
seriously though, sorry to hear that. did she display a lack of foresight?
I’d say we’ll be character witnesses, but all they’d do is bring up your posts.
I found one!
God bless reddit
I am whipped
Your name, is Toby.
How much did you have to pay?
True FACTS, we all is, save FOAR those of us who ain’t gettin’ any at all…
OK, time to go back to watching Leo DiCaprio get the fuck pounded out of him by nature and his fellow man some more. I hope.
THIS GHOST PEPPER BURGER, I CALL IT HEATH LEDGER IN A KNIGHT’S TALE, BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN WEIGHED, IT HAS BEEN MEASURED, AND IT HAS BEEN FOUND WANTING.
Halfway thru The Revenant. Wow…I thought I had a bad week.
Did you get fucked by a bear?
Once. College. Needed the rent.
/he said it would be tasteful
//he lied
///tasted like shame and regret…and eczema
couldn’t shit right FOAR a week, huh?
What are you…A cop?
perhaps he just paid a bear and a couple of courtesans to piss all over each other while he thought of his….uh wait, that’s right, he ain’t got no kids ,, smgdh
In Soviet Russia, bear enters YOU!!
Confession. I love white trash women and they love me. If they come from Missouri, I’m in love.
Because they show you?
“When I saw her toof in the moonlight, it was then I knew I would make her mine.”
*tips glass*
Good evening.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/e9fdde9c68b2a9bff35104bd6fbfe1c4/tumblr_mhf7fvl2Vh1r1wqu8o1_500.gif
Folks!
Spur has been drinking Polish Vodka! Gonna get fucked UP!
leg … gloves …
She seems nice.
Yeah, but she sucks blood, Dude
Good thing my penis is full of it!
She can’t act. I hate her in Daredevil. I wish her character fell down an elevator shift.
No, but what do you really think?
So, apparently the Steelers game has been moved to Sunday Night instead of the early slot.
It’s a good thing there’s no work on Monday…
They can flex in the playoffs? That seems like a load of bullshit for people that may have made travel plans to attend the game.
http://thumbnails117.imagebam.com/52526/810f71525254768.jpg
Considering that the reason for the delay is weather related, most of those travel plans were probably fucked over too.
Touche
Weather is supposed to be an absolute iceshitstorm.
What would be interesting is if the Steelers couldn’t get to KC for the game. What happens next?
Monday Night?
BUT THAT’S WHAT WE WANT TO SEE!!!
I mean, the thought of a few thousand drunk Chefs mouthbreathers driving off various bridges and offramps just adds to my entertainment value, of which I was MIGHTILY SHORTCHANGED last weekend, by Jove.
Falling Down is a fucking cinematic treasure of pure fucking rage and I shall here no dissenting commentary.
Where?
Gentlemen and lady/ladies. I hear the Blackhawks are not doing well. Time to invade Canada.
Well don’t feel bad, it IS the Caps’ year.
No one did gloves in the 80s like Madonna. I seriously think she is responsible for bringing them back into fashion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNfyBqrAaPk
Lest we forget, one of the most significant set of evening gloves ever:
http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k121/chismtony/jessica%20rabbit/RABBITJESSICA.gif
You’re with me, Titty Leather. http://imgur.com/a/KXb2v
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http://i.imgur.com/HL9KI4L.png
Submitted for your approval: this chart from wikipedia chronicling the members of the band “Everclear”
The before and after 2003 part is interesting.
Drugs are bad
You TAKE THAT BACK!!!!
Did Art become that insufferable right about then? I kinda turned them off once they adopted their poppier sound.
I just realized the vertical bars are the release dates of albums. THE PLOT THICKENS; or, THE EVERCLEAR IS FURTHER DISTILLED UNTIL IT IS 195 PROOF.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_RGaSV0KIg
After a shit week my in laws are over. I may castrAte myself so I can pass out
Ugh. After the week of crap the in-laws pulled on the social medias if they were to show up their daughter would deglove one in front of the other and make them eat it.
QUALITY hate!!!
Anyone have follow-up on this?
http://theslot.jezebel.com/something-extremely-concerning-happened-in-a-confidenti-1791170629
I couldn’t finish reading that story without clicking on the status update on Carlos Danger
Get. The. Fuck. Off. Gawker.
I second this, mostly because I need to follow it as well.
This administration is going to be so scandal-ridden, it’ll make Nixon’s look pristine by comparison.
When did the state of frozzen pizza in this country fall so far? Who will make frozen pizza good again?
/Sort of understand why trump won; we’re still using his catchphrases aftre the election. Did Hilary even HAVE any memes?
Kinda?
http://68.media.tumblr.com/839c0832065ae400d5815563b64dd525/tumblr_oey8ajFW801syvjuco1_500.png
Her meme was “licking the competition like a carpet”
https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/alabama-football/video-small-crowd-greets-alabama-airport/
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA Go fuck yourselves you inbred, illiterate bandwagoners.
Always thought Madge wore gloves well.
I love madonna
Agreed. More gloves!
http://i41.tinypic.com/bdmp6p.jpg
/sorry about shit week
I’ve been reduced to Detroit Mercy @ Oakland (MI) on ESPN12. The color of Oakland’s court will break your eyeballs.
I think I’m gonna get hammered and finally watch The Revenant tonight.
Cold. That movie just makes you feel cold.
I think this was new to me until an hour ago, which is a shame if true.
“Yo momma sucks dick so good, when she was done I had to pull the sheets outta my ass.”
Still have a foot or so of snow here, the temperature is in the single digits, and it won’t get warm until next week.
Fuck you, climate change.
We have sun and temps in the twenties but no one is clearing packed down snow-ice so fuck everyone in this goddamn hellhole.
http://www.aveleyman.com/Gallery/ActorsD/4897-19426.jpg
“The White Album? What was that? There was NOTHING on that goddamn cover.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw47_q9wbBE
So I cant be the only on excited for this right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_TMUJIWwyI