It’s been a strange couple of weeks in San Diego. There has been talk of clearing the land on the site where Qualcomm Stadium used to stand, following BOLTMAN’S exodus, in order to make way for a bid at attracting a new sport to San Diego: MLS Soccer. The plan would call for building a 20,000-30,000 seat stadium in the hopes of being approved for an MLS expansion team, ironically similar to the stadium the Chargers call home for the next two years. The plan would be entirely financed by a private organization, working in conjuncture with SDSU, and would include additional dorms and offices for the school, a 55 acre river front park, an entertainment district of sorts and that 15 acres would be set aside for an NFL caliber stadium if the Chargers or another team decided to call San Diego home in the next five years. I am certainly no fan of MLS, much less soccer in general, but I love this idea so far. Not only would it save the city millions of dollars of maintenance that have to go into Qualcomm’s upkeep each year, it also sends Dean Spanos and the NFL a very hearty “fuck you.” Some kind of approval is needed before the end of the month, so we should see this progress fairly quickly if it going to be moving forward.
Meanwhile, north of Camp Pendleton, the Chargers have stated that they currently have no plans to change their uniforms following their departure. The San Diego Union Tribune submitted a request for fans to help design a new helmet for the team. I decided to put my ‘Shopping skills to the test and see if I couldn’t help them change their minds with some proposals:
Dean, if you’re interested in any of my designs, gather your family around, stare into any mirror and say “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh BOLTMAN R’lyeh wgah’nagl,” three times. A representative will be with you shortly!
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[…] Look, you’ve heard from me before on this subject and things haven’t changed. If you still root for this team, you have some serious problems and you are begging for all of the heartbreak that comes with them. Justin Herbert is somehow a darling to fans of other teams and I cannot wait until he completely flames out in another season or two. The defense is in exactly the same shape as I remember in 2016 where they’ll bend all game and then break at the worst possible time. Oh and Special Teams is still costing them games? WHODATHUNK? […]
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http://rs203.pbsrc.com/albums/aa278/TheGrandHatching/rivers.gif~c200
It need some work on the graphics, but somehow a transformer explosion might be good.
Anyone got recommendations on the best John Coltrane album? I hear he’s alright.
I’m partial to Giant Steps, because Giant Steps.
I usually do a Coltrane Pandora station to hear him and some contemporaries be influenced.
Yes, but I was looking at vinyl…
What about a blue and yellow poop emoji?
Wait, UCLA might sue…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE3mFOwUxdk&feature=youtu.be&list=PL__e7eFRAOWV-AUj3QMszya99WIq_sOrw
This is better…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yzS3i6UuBQ
I’m very upset at LCSS right now for not using my idea. It was gold….GOLD JERRY!!!!!
I might have to break out photoshop later.
I haz no photoshop skillz, but why not make the “L” Roger Goodell with his dick out and the “A” Dean Spanos sucking it? Or taking it, for the alternate uni.
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, I ONCE HAD A NEW DESIGN PLACED ON MY HELMET, AND IT WAS SWOLLEN FOR WEEKS!
That hurts just reading it.
Considering how long this whole thing will last, how bout a partnership?
http://dailybulletin.readerschoice.la/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/In-N-out-Logo.png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtxKFpJ39HM
This will work, considering where their new stadium will be eventually.
Helmets? Just infect them all with BOLTMAN heads and watch the world burn, one away game at a time.
I was thinking a close up of BOLTMAN!’s anus.
YOU MEAN THE EYE OF THE HURRICANE?! ROCK YOU LIKE
STOMP
STOMP
SHART
To get to the Californians Field, do you take the 91 to the 605 to the 105 to the 110 to the 10, or just take the 5 and hope? What’re YEWW doin here?
You’re submissions are all great I think blax’s logo is the best though from a historical standpoint. Donald Sterling would approve as well.
I don’t get it
Oh, Jesus Christ. I get it now.