Your “I Waited All Season For This?” Super Bowl and Related Entertainment Shenanigans Open Thread

As Barry Manilow would caterwaul, “Looks like we made it” to our second Super Bowl as a bunch of kid-like creatures that exist under the DFO banner. Well done everyone! [waits for ecstatic applause to die down] It just goes to show you what can be done with a wee bit of moxie, three cadavers, an empty garage, a government research grant, one teaspoon of wasabi, a pair of cargo shorts from Eddie Bauer, the letter “R”, (“G” can suck it-look at us now buddy, maybe you’ll actually answer your emails in the future) a few bottles of Zantac (150-the extra strength kind), the love of a bi-polar woman, superior gas mileage and some second-hand pot smoke. We’re unbelievably lucky because if you were to combine all these things together at any other point in time you’d not only not get this particular result, you’d more than likely get arrested. I thank God every day that there was no God to interfere with the extraordinarily delicate process that brought this whole thing to fruition. TO THE GAME!

In your daily wanderings across the internubs you may have gleaned that the Falcons of Atlanta are dueling the Patriots of the New England. Based on my long history of watching football I know that each and every member of both teams are going to try their very best to win the game because there is a financial bonus attached to doing so. For some it might be 10k, for others it may be 5 mil-whatever the amount, all participants (including coaches) regard this as “free money” and will do their utmost to have that money dumped into their bank account. Some will secretly record practices, others will intentionally deflate footballs. It’s more than likely that a certain unnamed squad is violating the spirit of a specific rule as I type. I’ve always felt that you are the sum of your actions and not what your guttural one- and two- and three-word responses in press conferences imply.

Okay. Now you know who I’m cheering for. Big whoop. Now it’s time for you folks to chime in. Tell us goobers what you’re up to. What are you cooking? Where are you watching the game? Hey lurker, say hello and let us know that you like what we’re doing and how we might make things better. We’re all ears-except for me, I’m all coccyx. Yeah, that’s right-I’ve got a big coccyx. If you lurk and have a medical degree…please, this condition is not pleasant AT ALL.

Enjoy the game people.

 

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JustStopDude

DAMN SON!!!

Wakezilla

Juliooooooooooooooooooll!

Romonobyl

noredflagnoredflagnoredflag…..

WCS

julio jones is jood

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Holy fuck Julio.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Sniper! Check for snipers

Wakezilla

It’s ok. I have a rum in coke in my hand….

See? That screen was because i have booze in my hand

Beastmode Ate My Baby

DRINK MOAR YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD

Doktor Zymm

Okay. Good. This is good. I hope it gets more good.

Romonobyl

Keep getting gooder please.

Senor Weaselo

Injury less good.

Spur

I’ll take one Falcons touchdown, please.

Old School Zero

Hell, I’ll even take a long clock-killing drive and a field goal

the Alpha and the Amoeba
Spur

Katie how do you feel?
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Romonobyl

Guys, I really apologize for touching myself last night.
And this morning, and during the pre-game, and…

Trevor Semen

Shit shit shit

theeWeeBabySeamus

Fuck Daytona.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

I thought Fonda was dead

Gratliff

Fucking stream broke for me. Had to switch to spanish feed. It’s…a considerable improvement, actually.

Trevor Semen

Shut shit shit

Trevor Semen

Can someone delete this please

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2017 is about bad people getting good things so…

Sill Bimmons

you stupid falcons

herodotus450

Just like Kevin Costner said, “If you post enough animated gifs, [sill] will come [back].”

Beastmode Ate My Baby

HOLY SHIT. Sill sighting, everyone!

How you doing, Sill?

Spur

Well, this is not good

Recovery Whiskey

Starting to follow the SB XLIX script. We’ll see if Quinn learned anything from Seattle fail

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Oh god. The Narrative is taking over

Duchess

There is no good or bad there is only the Narrative

entropy

GOD DAMMIT ATLANTA

Trevor Semen

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

herodotus450

A spanner in the works of my “eat as many mozzarella sticks as possible and then eat 4 more” plan, is adult onset lactose intolerance, apparently.

Doktor Zymm

YOU CAN DO IT!

Beastmode Ate My Baby
herodotus450

Someone else knows the name Keith Schofield

Redshirt

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FUCK FUCK FUCK

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Senor Weaselo

Fuck.

Doktor Zymm

DAMNYOUDOLA

ThePirateSloth

Um, why has the game not come back on the FOX stream?

Wakezilla

Malcolm in the Mitchell right there.

makeitsnowondem

Hey Falcons: Don’t do this shit, idiots.

Dunstan

I don’t know why I’m noticing this now, but I thought the NFL was getting rid of the roman numerals for SBs?

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Only for L.

the Alpha and the Amoeba

I think that they just did that for Super Bowl 50 so that it wouldn’t be the Super BowlL

herodotus450

Is this the longest commercial break ever or did my stream break?

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

BLOOD! BLOOOOOOOD!

Trevor Semen

Well shit

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Hand going forward

Old School Zero

NOW YOU TELL US

Senor Weaselo

I am surprised they never buzzed it.

Old School Zero

Earn that paycheck, Freeney!

Spur

Please, don’t let this happen

BrettFavresColonoscopy
Doktor Zymm

Stay down! Damn, he’s okay.

Senor Weaselo

I said the same thing.

Wakezilla

Fuck fuck fucking fuck

Spur

PFTCommenter ‏@PFTCommenter 1m1 minute ago
Mike Vick legit terrfied by the fact that spuds mckenzie can come back from the dead to haunt ppl

theeWeeBabySeamus

OH FFS!!!!

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