As Barry Manilow would caterwaul, “Looks like we made it” to our second Super Bowl as a bunch of kid-like creatures that exist under the DFO banner. Well done everyone! [waits for ecstatic applause to die down] It just goes to show you what can be done with a wee bit of moxie, three cadavers, an empty garage, a government research grant, one teaspoon of wasabi, a pair of cargo shorts from Eddie Bauer, the letter “R”, (“G” can suck it-look at us now buddy, maybe you’ll actually answer your emails in the future) a few bottles of Zantac (150-the extra strength kind), the love of a bi-polar woman, superior gas mileage and some second-hand pot smoke. We’re unbelievably lucky because if you were to combine all these things together at any other point in time you’d not only not get this particular result, you’d more than likely get arrested. I thank God every day that there was no God to interfere with the extraordinarily delicate process that brought this whole thing to fruition. TO THE GAME!
In your daily wanderings across the internubs you may have gleaned that the Falcons of Atlanta are dueling the Patriots of the New England. Based on my long history of watching football I know that each and every member of both teams are going to try their very best to win the game because there is a financial bonus attached to doing so. For some it might be 10k, for others it may be 5 mil-whatever the amount, all participants (including coaches) regard this as “free money” and will do their utmost to have that money dumped into their bank account. Some will secretly record practices, others will intentionally deflate footballs. It’s more than likely that a certain unnamed squad is violating the spirit of a specific rule as I type. I’ve always felt that you are the sum of your actions and not what your guttural one- and two- and three-word responses in press conferences imply.
Okay. Now you know who I’m cheering for. Big whoop. Now it’s time for you folks to chime in. Tell us goobers what you’re up to. What are you cooking? Where are you watching the game? Hey lurker, say hello and let us know that you like what we’re doing and how we might make things better. We’re all ears-except for me, I’m all coccyx. Yeah, that’s right-I’ve got a big coccyx. If you lurk and have a medical degree…please, this condition is not pleasant AT ALL.
Enjoy the game people.
DAMN SON!!!
Juliooooooooooooooooooll!
noredflagnoredflagnoredflag…..
julio jones is jood
Holy fuck Julio.
Sniper! Check for snipers
It’s ok. I have a rum in coke in my hand….
See? That screen was because i have booze in my hand
DRINK MOAR YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
Okay. Good. This is good. I hope it gets more good.
Keep getting gooder please.
Injury less good.
I’ll take one Falcons touchdown, please.
Hell, I’ll even take a long clock-killing drive and a field goal
Never count out Touchdown Tom
http://www.sbnation.com/2014/1/9/5276868/breaking-madden-tom-brady
Katie how do you feel?
Guys, I really apologize for touching myself last night.
And this morning, and during the pre-game, and…
Shit shit shit
Fuck Daytona.
I thought Fonda was dead
Fucking stream broke for me. Had to switch to spanish feed. It’s…a considerable improvement, actually.
Shut shit shit
Can someone delete this please
2017 is about bad people getting good things so…
you stupid falcons
Just like Kevin Costner said, “If you post enough animated gifs, [sill] will come [back].”
HOLY SHIT. Sill sighting, everyone!
How you doing, Sill?
Well, this is not good
Starting to follow the SB XLIX script. We’ll see if Quinn learned anything from Seattle fail
Oh god. The Narrative is taking over
There is no good or bad there is only the Narrative
GOD DAMMIT ATLANTA
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
A spanner in the works of my “eat as many mozzarella sticks as possible and then eat 4 more” plan, is adult onset lactose intolerance, apparently.
YOU CAN DO IT!
Well, hell…
http://yarr.me/c/540/30/wheee.gif
Someone else knows the name Keith Schofield
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FUCK FUCK FUCK
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Fuck.
http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/well-shit-goat.jpg
DAMNYOUDOLA
Um, why has the game not come back on the FOX stream?
Malcolm in the Mitchell right there.
Hey Falcons: Don’t do this shit, idiots.
I don’t know why I’m noticing this now, but I thought the NFL was getting rid of the roman numerals for SBs?
Only for L.
I think that they just did that for Super Bowl 50 so that it wouldn’t be the Super BowlL
Is this the longest commercial break ever or did my stream break?
BLOOD! BLOOOOOOOD!
Well shit
Hand going forward
NOW YOU TELL US
I am surprised they never buzzed it.
Earn that paycheck, Freeney!
Please, don’t let this happen
https://youtu.be/i3O-kYwM8qY
Stay down! Damn, he’s okay.
I said the same thing.
Fuck fuck fucking fuck
PFTCommenter @PFTCommenter 1m1 minute ago
Mike Vick legit terrfied by the fact that spuds mckenzie can come back from the dead to haunt ppl
OH FFS!!!!