At least there are fewer games today. I have lost my Christmas Spirit.
#5W Notre Dame v. #4W West Virginia (12;10, CBS)
Each side got a bit of a scareon Thursday, but the name of the game is “Survive and Advance” for a reason. Hopefully, it will be fun and competitive, only game in town.
#8E Wisconsin v. #1E Villanova (2:40, CBS)
Jay Wright and co. will never admit it, but you know they were rooting for VPI Thursday night. Bucky Badger has caused trouble from the 8 seed previously, and they know how to mud you up.
#8W Northwestern v. #1W Gonzaga (5:15, CBS)
Is Northwestern favored? I bet they are, or at least close to it. Let’s see if they can make Lainie do her happy dance once again.
#11W Xavier v. #3W Florida State (6:10, TNT)
Finally, we gets some mult-game action. And it’s one of the 2nd-round matchups I had hoped to see, too. Xavier’s quickness v. FSU’s insane size.
#12S Middle Tennessee State v. #4S Butler (7:10, TBS)
The Blue Raiders were, like, the lone legitimate (by seed) big upset on Thursday, but it was one almost everyone predicted. They could easily keep it going today, before being flattened by the Holes.
#7W St. Mary’s v. #2W Arizona (7:45, CBS)
I really didn’t expect the Gaels to be here…yet here they stand. They looked really good, too. Perhaps they give AZ a game? Probably not. Doubling down on my pre-conceived notions.
#5E Virginia v. #4E Florida (8:40, TNT)
So much orange is a clear and present fashion risk.
#5MW Iowa State v. #4MW Purdue (9:40, TBS)
Thursday’s games cemented my belief that the Cyclones are about 10x better than the Boilermakers. But that’s why they play the games.
THIS IOWA STATE, I CALL THEM MY JUNIOR PROM DATE BECAUSE THEY TEASED ME REAL GOOD AND THEN I HAD TO GO BACK TO THE CORNFIELDS AND JERK OFF USING MY TEARS AS LUBE
BFC, one of your finest.
Sorry for dipping out on the poker so early, life demands my attention at the moment
Life is overrated.
–Republicans as soon as a baby is born and needs any support
I slept too much today.
Don’t say that shit to a room full of parents.
That Wendy’s ad actually made me want to eat a burger. And slap an NCAA official.
Holy shit out banner quote references Hull!?
We’re through the looking glass here people!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HBBf_eDLM
This pleases me.
Have we honored Chuck Berry yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1i5coU-0_Q
I paid a woman to let me watch her pee tonight…does that count?
So nothing special than any other night?
I just saw that he died and clicked on the article. The embedded video ad was a clothing commercial with a bunch of young teen girls.
. http://www.kirkville.com/stop-auto-play-videos-from-annoying-you-in-your-browser/
Purdue is also not buying into my “Pick against the Big Ten” strategy
c’mon, damn it. Need a 4th at least for poker before I falls asleep
get in here fuckers
Brocky showed up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ar2VHW1i2w
Jesus Christ is baseball boring
and soon it will be all we have
#GiveCFLaShot
Apparently, UVA has already met its points quota for the weekend
Who’s winning the match?
apathy
That’s what beat Villanova and busted most of my brackets?
Also the reason I picked Vllanueva in most of my brackets. DOOONT CAAAARRRE.
http://www.belgraviacentre.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Charlie-Villanueva-21.jpg
poker??
Is it just me, or has the quality of the play gone like way the fuck down?
SMC = 50
Arizona = 69
Nice.
White players heading where white players belong: not in the tourney
get back to doin’ the Humpty Hump y’all
My biggest fear is that SMC begins going all JIMMER here with three mins left.
my big fear is that smc is gonna go smu on someone:
http://s15.photobucket.com/user/thujone/media/allegedly.jpg.html
Should probably be watching basketball, but I find Taeler Hendrix matches to be more enjoyable for some reason.
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/20170105/5338559/taeler-hendrix-vs-lufisto-o.gif
speaking of pale female wrestlers who like to dye their hair and are fond of ring gear made from imitation leather….
have you heard of the latest social media scandal involving paige? I suggest you do, if you haven’t lol
At some point, I just feel bad for her
Did Roger Goodell assign the regs to this tournament?
Rawle Alkins plays with WCC hustle but has Pac-12 talent
Kadeem Allen = Better Talent Than Ginger With Glasses and Headband
Watching hoops listening to Bostons first al um on my Sonos. I am drinking
Who’s the ugly guy in the Samsung commercial?
Arizona looks like garbage tonight.
for some fucking reason, i thought power rangers was coming out in july
That was a birthday gift I did NAWT ask for.
I would love to know who the audience that movie is for.
I mean it will do great in China…but in the states…at this point, why even release it in the states?
they’re trying too hard to cater to kids and nostalgic adults.
i’m giving it a chance simply due what appears to be a surprisingly high production value. they’re going all out for it.
what, you don’t like reboots of franchises that weren’t that great to begin with?
Every time I think bottom has been reached, they find a way to dig deeper.
I’ve seen it billed as “Saban’s Power Rangers” and was thinking there is good potential for a Nick Saban parody.
I just imagine the Red Power Ranger being a complete dick hole the entire time and is still a miserable prick after defeating the enemies.
Holy Shit:
http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/former-power-ranger-pleads-guilty-to-killing-roommate-with-samurai-sword-w472617
Well my bracket is going swimmingly…
I like that today was supposed to be about getting my shit together, and instead I’m drinking mai tais at 5 p.m.
That sounds like textbook getting your shit together, if you ask me.
i know that feeling.
living rooms are trashed.
bathroom is still tore up from plumbing work, tools lying about.
dishes need washed.
I don’t even like basketball that much.
fuck it i’m getting drunk
Amazingly, I actually had Xavier going to the Sweet Sixteen.
Notre dame lost because they wore gold jerseys
because only a fucking idiot school would wear gold jerseys in the first place
Way to shit your pants, FSU.
Yeah, I think I’ll be cheering hard for West Virginia next week.
Well, I appreciate the ‘Cats making it a game after that godawful first half, anyway.
I’ve been following Northwestern basketball very casually for a month or two and they’re pretty much a timebomb when it comes to dropping a turd of a performance that’ll get them bounced right out of the tournament.
In case you needed a little nightmare fuel:
https://twitter.com/Steve_OS/status/842440735483940864
AND BOY DO I
Can’t wait until northwestern plays kentucky, we won’t even have to watch the game it’ll just be non-stop celebrity fan shots.
I love that college players who transfer have to sit out a year for all sorts of reasons, but their coaches can just run off to other teams whenever they want, often for more money.
It’s such shit. Players deserve to get paid.
An acceptable compromise would be letting yet-to-graduate players who transfer play with their new teams right away.
When I’m Evil Overlord of the Earth, all coaches cannot leave their team until after their season is over (including all postseason games), plus the team getting the coach loses scholarships for the next season (5 for football, 2 for everything else).
Even better are the asshole fans that get pissy for kids leaving, as if the scholarship paperwork is worth anything.
I lost count of the number of kids working for me in the navy that had athletic scholarship, got hurt, and almost immediately got kicked out of school because those scholarships have to be renewed.
That’s not right. If you get hurt playing sports for the Navy, you qualify for the Purple Heart and Military Disability Payments. Getting hurt on the Practice Field is the same as getting hurt on base.
No I am talking about kids that had college rides prior to the navy and then had to go enlisted.
Per the whole purple heart thing, I got my arm sucked into a pump. Pretty much sat in a bilge, covered in shit, while a group of people talked about the best way to cut off my arm without me bleeding out. Luckily, my mechanics got the motor removed and a strap wrench to free my arm in time before I lost it.
Broke and dislocated every single bone in my right arm. Took out a couple of ribs as well.
This was on a deployment for Afghanistan…or Iraq…can’t remember which. Per the navy, it wasn’t Purple Heart worthy because it was due to an idiot US officer as oppose to enemy action.
Well thank for your service and your sacrifice anyway.
there’s an inappropriate joke to be made about an athlete having the last name pardon.
You. Fucking. Dumbass!
Artist conception of the current state of my bracket:
Caution: Violence, Gore
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I find that film overrated by fans of it, but dear god it was uncanny how much shit they got right about the future.
They complete this comeback, we demand Sweet 16 Original Art. Who’s with me??
Kerboom goes da brackets.
Sorry re Fulham. I had a gametracker window up and everything.
I have no idea what our manager was thinking!!! We didnt start a striker!!! I was in the pre natal course silently seething with each update. I thank you for your support.
I see Northwestern’s strategy of “playing dead in the 1st half and let Gonzaga get tired from scoring all the time” is starting to pay off.
Might be time to dust off the crying Adam Morrison gif. Someone page Moose.
So I have kind of checked out of the march madness unintentionally. I still have the game on the big screen but but muted as I am watching this Mr Robot shit on my desktop, trying to finish off the first season.
I generally do not have the patience, time, or the energy from work to binge watch shows. This is a pretty amazing show.
Now I want these assdicks to make it to the Elite 8. AZ will beat ’em by 40.
As a buddy of mine just pointed out, FSU’s mohawk afro dude looks (other than hair) just like Grace Jones.
Favorite day drinking activity: trying to remember people I’ve met dismissed’s names when they walk up and say “hi.”
Most common name I give them is “you.”
Cherokee buddy of mine from State referred to everyone as “chief” or “horsedick” for that same reason.
Now THAT was a guy who was always up FOAR some drankin’
/stereotypes WOO
I say “sir” and “ma’am”. It hides that I don’t remember their name and it makes people think I’m respectful.
Now I remember why I hate St Patrick’s day on a Friday! No one is up for Saturday drinking. Weak fuckers
NW needs to stop kicking FGs and go for TDs if they wanna get back in this
Their ploy to drop back 20 and punt is confusing the FUCK out of Gonzaga, tho
I like that Mark Few just went with the “get a huge character at center” roster.
Now I remember why I stopped listening to How Did This Get Made. June is less than worthless and actively drags down the show.
Are basketball teams allowed to resign like chess players? Because if so, N’western should just resign so we can move on to the next game.