NFL News:
- Troy Vincent is having a No Fun League day:
- He announced the Competition Committee will be looking into amending the personal foul rule to allow immediate ejection after a dangerous hit.
- The Eagles will propose a rule change to prohibit leaping over the line to block a PAT or field goal
- The League will be “developing an educational training video for players to show clear examples of appropriate and inappropriate celebrations.”
- somewhere quiet, a former teammate weeps for what his colleague has become
- NFL Spring meetings take place March 26-29 in Phoenix, and the Raiders proposed move will be front & centre on the agenda.
- Based on a projected completion date of 2020, the Raiders would have to play out their lease in Oakland (to 2019) and play one year in a temporary facility.
- Carson, anyone?
- Or, even funnier, Santa Clara. Too bad they tore down Candlestick already.
- if the vote doesn’t succeed, the thinking is that Davis might unilaterally move the team rather than stay in Oakland, like the daddy’s boy he is.
- the proposed relocation fee is rumoured to be between $325-375 million, a bit more than half what the Rams & Chargers were billed for their move to LA.
- Based on a projected completion date of 2020, the Raiders would have to play out their lease in Oakland (to 2019) and play one year in a temporary facility.
Chuck Barris died today. He was 87.
If you grew up in the 1970s, you know him from the shows he developed & babysat you when you were home sick from school.
The Dating Game:
The Newlywed Game:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xq0-A09XiA
The Gong Show:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDxDYIQL6Nc
The original reality TV. It was all crap and I loved it. Go down that rabbit hole for a while, and marvel at what got on TV in the 70s. So many entendres!
His “unofficial autobiography”, Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind, was made into a movie by George Clooney.
The CIA actually issued a press release refuting the book & movie, all to Barris’ amusement. Hell, I expect his will to contain references to Yakov Smirnoff & helping Trump get elected.
RIP you delightful monkey.
The question was asked last night, “Hey Beerguy, why u no mention Blackhawks game? You hatin’?”
Pick the one that offends you least.
And while the Canucks fan in me cannot deny perennial resentment towards the current Kane-featured Blackhawks,
there is a perfectly logical reason why I didn’t mention that game: It wasn’t available for everyone.
The reason for the list I list is because I want to make sure the games we can all talk about are national broadcasts (in the US or Canada). I don’t want to list a game we can’t all shit-talk. Last night’s Blackhawks game was a CSN or WGN regional broadcast in the US, and a Sportsnet Pacific broadcast in Canada. It wasn’t a national game.
According to the Blackhawks website,
Nationally, the Blackhawks will appear exclusively on NBC (including NBC and NBCSN) 11 times, the maximum allowed per the league’s national television agreement. Additionally, the Blackhawks will appear in ten non-exclusive nationally televised games, totaling a league-high 21 national appearances.
meaning that those non-exclusive games are also shared with a regional partner, likely the other team’s broadcaster but with the NBCSN crew calling the game.
In Canada, there is the same headache. Tonight, for example, the Oilers play in Anaheim, but that’s only available on Sportsnet West, which is just on the Prairies, and the same geographical broadcast restrictions apply.
That’s why I always include the channel listing, and that’s why I didn’t list that game. Hope that makes sense.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Leafs at Blue Jackets – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Islanders at Rangers – 8:00PM | NBCSN
- 2017 World Baseball Classic: U.S. vs. Puerto Rico – 9:00PM | ESPN2 / Sportsnet1
- NBA:
- Hawks at Wizards – 8:00PM | ESPN
- Cavs at Nuggets – 9:00PM | TSN2
- Knicks at Jazz – 10:30PM | ESPN
- MLS:
- Whitecaps FC vs. Toronto FC – 7:00PM | TSN2
That’s it for me this week. Hippo’s got you for the Madness threads (and likely some rage), and tWBS has got your Sexy Friday action. SEE YOU MONDAY!
Love you Stagger Lee.
Your team played their hearts out and did their country proud.
I’m mostly happy because this will keep the tournament alive and this tournament has been fantastic.
I’m gonna come visit the PR and I’ll need a guide.
Congratulations to the USA. Well deserved win.
I was rooting for PR.
I am definitely now a fan of Brie Larson.
https://imgur.com/a/teqfA
Attention: I officially hate everyone
How is that news?
STICK TO SPORTS
You spelled “SPROTS” wrong.
HIGH FIVE!
I have to pace myself and wait for Friday.
No, I believe I’ll choose “not here”.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/0c5993dd24dbe08337a9be9d5e05667d/tumblr_omzas5mmkH1snmmclo2_500.gif
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!
alright, I give up, what movie?
for .. research purposes
http://33.media.tumblr.com/bfdbeeefc8fcce18c880a40109ddf5b9/tumblr_mqwkd3DMdf1su84coo1_500.gif
http://68.media.tumblr.com/9b39a9f460f3558b52b2dbd5fdb3b0c6/tumblr_olo754coux1snpk21o1_1280.jpg
The Great Benny Hill in his younger years.
And yet, this is all I remember
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNBL5OMeuno
http://68.media.tumblr.com/9180eed69b2f76955e38dac80f2b3cd4/tumblr_npxyx0aT8y1r9hvapo10_1280.png
I exist in the underbelly of America a bit more than you guys. I want to incinerate people who believe in ghosts. Don’t wonder why Trump happened. It’s awful down here. You can’t respect ANYONE. So dumb. Here’s a Facebook video of a huge worm in someone’s eye! What? Paul Manafort? NO POLITICS IN THE BAAAAARRRR!!!!!
When walking around work this whole fucked up situation has heightened my sense of “You fucking voted for Trump, didn’t you? What the fuck other stupid shit do you fucking believe in?” With Bush II at least I could avoid the prevalence of sour, bitter thoughts. The barrage of these fucking evil assholes blatantly, proudly fucking every aspect of this country up is just wearing me down.
/Rant over
//Lynda gif.
http://37.media.tumblr.com/52b7ddfa14a27788ae14f538ed5f1532/tumblr_n4y40d3xjR1s2wio8o1_500.gif
I’m a pretty rational guy – and I have a pair of science degrees – but I had an experience as a teenager that made me believe in ghosts. I don’t expect other people to share my belief, but for me it was undeniable proof.
I’m all for a real life ghost story thread because I’ve seen some shit that would turn you white!
https://youtu.be/AvqegVZMfvo
Tonight’s cocktail: two parts bourbon, one part lemon juice, one part simple syrup, dash bitters, muddled blackberries. Give it a 7 of 10.
Needs more bourbon
I only count six. Add a another part of bourbon for 7
http://68.media.tumblr.com/1d752ab5611c0ceb6b5753fc73224659/tumblr_om95t82hFy1snmmclo1_500.gif
I!
I believe!
I believe that!
I believe that we will win!
I believe that we will win!
You’ve never taken a shortcut before?v
https://www.somethingawful.com/news/being-a-genius/
Signora!
I’d Signora her
Motorboat!
Best throw Crawford has had in the last week.
http://media.giphy.com/media/x1RmWG8HCCFeE/giphy.gif
To quote George Carlin, “HSIOW – Holy Shit, It’s Only Wednesday.”
What about the EVEN LESSER tourney?? Your CBI finalists are 20-14 Wyoming and 19-17 Coastal Carolina.
Semifinalist Illinois-Chicago finished 17-19. And we bitch about too many bowl games…
http://68.media.tumblr.com/6c66623c1685cc6d2451a372a1bec61f/tumblr_omcxjmS0Xg1snmmclo1_500.gif
Nevada won it last year. If Wyoming wins it this year, can Bill Walton start calling the MWC the home of the lesser champions?
Fuck the NFL.
Now, let’s not say things we’ll regret in the morning.
/admittedly, I’d read 50 Shades of Grey before I’d read an “open letter” from The Rog. After all, NATIONAL DISGRACE
Between the Raiders move, the competition committee ripping the balls off any actual competition in the games, the No Fun League killing celebrations, the CBA, Kaepernick, etc. all just this week – nah. I still hate the NFL and cannot wait for it to fail.
The UT-Arlington Mavericks – which, come the fuck on, sounds made up, have cut it to 6!
I didn’t know Godzilla was Brazilian
Say what you will, but this NIT has been damned fine Lesser, Lesser Sports. a 4, 4, and 6 seed (out of 8) have advanced already. Currently, an 8 seed leads a 6 for the final ticket to the Garden.
Win it for Momma Baskets!!!
NIT picker.