Don’t mind me, I shall gladly sleep and bask in the sweet 36-hour glow of the Small Bears occupying sole possession of last place* in the NL Central. Gotta take those small victories when one can.
#1W Gonzaga v. #1S U*NC (9:20, CBS)
CBS got the final they wanted, and will likely get the Ol’ Roy championship they want, too. Verily, we are part of the Darkest Timeline. Just don’t look, just don’t look.
*Goddamnit, really?? The Pie-rates done already lost and I can’t even has that? Die in a fire, fucking universe.
THIS GAME, MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA, I CALL IT THE TEMPLE OF DOOM BECAUSE ITS FULL OF TOO MANY BUGS AND IT’S TEARING MY HEART OUT.
Edit of an Aubrey Plaza gif I just found.
I had a dream about this gif last night.
She seems nice
Same actress.
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/gameofthrones/images/d/d7/Game-of-thrones-season-6_ep5-missandei.jpg
Time to let our hair down.
We may as well get completely comfortable.
She doesn’t skip workouts
Exercise is important to maintaining a healthy lifestyle.
It is. Sadly, I went to the gym for the first time this year today. It wasn’t pretty.
At least you went. That’s the important part.
OH YEAH!
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So is the WCC only the second best conference in college basketball?
Boogie Nights on Amazon Prime.
NSFW Roller Girl. https://gfycat.com/LikableUnawareElephant
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I hate Mark Wahlberg
We don’t get Crying Jordan, but at least we get to make fun of “The ceiling is the roof” which makes this better than the last time UP/NC won?
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Dismissive devil milk churning motion.
Mark Few: “Well, being from the WCC, we didn’t see why a guy with a broken ankle couldn’t lead us to a last-minute comeback. I mean, when do those UNC players even have TIME to go to class?”
Gonzaga should go to a better conference.
No. I like them as a paper tiger 1-seed.
I’m already sick of the “This is the first time all season that Gonzaga got out-______’d!”
Agreed. This is clearly the SECOND time all season Gonzaga got out-scored.
AYOOOOOOOOOOOO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji-cT58rgNc
So I would have won the bracket challenge if I hadn’t given WI a couple extra rounds of surviving. I trusted the Senior class too much and admitted as much when I filled it out to start. Congrats Rev
That’s noble of you. I’m just gonna blame a bunch of 19 year olds for not overachieving.
Goddamn! I hope I never get shot in the head by a sniper.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1D9iT60CU
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So what’s next? Auburn Pro Day? The Draft? NBA Playoffs?
Auburn Pro Day is what they call it when they pay their recruits out of high school
Stanley Cup playoffs?
Somewhere Adam Morrison is still crying
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Greatly lucrative! Therefore… I nevermore search what I ask for. Much far more ideas and much even more nonconformity… a comment, I will actually do this.
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Did anyone check for where the little reset button on Brick is? I’ve got the paper clip right here but I’m not putting it anywhere I don’t have to.
“Probably just a bad speed-ball.”
-John Belushi
Figures the first time I truly allow myself to put any sort of faith into Gonzaga, they shit their pants at most critical moment.
La La La!
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Someone check on Hippo…
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Gonzaga, never doing anything right since… well, always.
They don’t bother with a football program. That’s a smart start.
Is Hippo ok?
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I have watched exactly zero of the finals. I take it this was the correct choice?
Sorry Wee Baby Seamus.
This is as fucked up as everything else that’s happened over the last year.
As always, I agree with Sill.
Isn’t the important thing that Roy Williams will still rot in hell?
Gonzaga Bulldogs: didn’t belong then, doesn’t belong now.
I wonder if Sega is still going to charge Gonzaga for using their font on their jerseys?
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A Chinese hacker took over Brick’s account…..
AGAIN.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/c484cf66f23e56d6a374f5ce72f2898d/tumblr_obim0bagQ41ut1d6co8_250.gif
That is obviously a Russian trying to speak English. I am sticking with my theory
See what happens when you try to find out how to make $2000 a week working from home?
Meathook is either drunk or some Russian hacked his password and is trying to take over his account. If I am being honest either way seems like fun to me
No way is this a hack job. This reads like every commenter on a DIY blog:
“Great site! So glad I came across your chocolate chip cookie recipe! Maybe you’d like some of the great recipes I’ve compiled on my page! I’d love to see what you think! http://www.brickmeatshook.com! Cheers!”
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Nigel Kerry Strug-Goss
This is a great game!
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Curling: World Championship (Canada vs. U.S.)
http://68.media.tumblr.com/85112d6f9b71fa79a72f85e6cdc483c2/tumblr_mn1fnkVFV31srvbjao1_500.jpg
If you combined the NBA All-Star Game’s lack of defense with the shooting visual fuckery of playing in some massive arena, could you get a normal scoring basketball game?
Piss off, Adam Morrison.
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….. yeah, if gonzaga could jut go on a monster 14-0 run here, that would be great
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jutland
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evening.
Oh yeah, like we’re gonna start calling travelling now
How come none of the North Carolina alumni in the crowd made signs to support their Tarheels? Oh, right, cause they don’t teach sign-writing at UNC, or any other type of writing.
Just tobacco picking
Why do you think they go by three letters?
I’d like to see hockey penalty rules implemented in basketball: basically, unless you hit the floor it’s not a foul
“Nice pass.”
– The Flow
These tournament commercials I call them Austrian Art School, because they really make me want to send all wheelchair basketball players to the gas chamber
Wow, you guys care even less about this game than I do.
This game is the Houston Texans of college basketball
RTD’s internal monologue:
“Hmm, I’m getting chilly. I should go grab a sweater.”
“I’ll wait for a commercial.”
[watches for five seconds]
“Eh, I don’t care enough about this game to wait.”
We need to do a better job of making fun of North Carolina’s laughable academic program.
For example:
North Carolina’s students are so illiterate…
HOW ILLITERATE ARE THEY?
North Carolina’s students are so illiterate that they can’t even read this sentence.
So how come there seems to be a measurable amount of antipathy towards Gonzaga around here, as opposed to complete indifference?
Because they have repeatedly been labeled a serious contender, selected by a large number of pool entrants/degenerate gamblers, and always, always screwed over the people who demonstrated faith in them?
Faith? How about unsupported overconfidence, gambling emotion, and just plain stupidity.
EAST COAST BIAS!
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.2577731.1458925486!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_750/correction-ncaa-gonzaga-ucla-basketball.jpg
I tried, but I just can’t make myself give a flying fuck at a rolling donut on a gravel driveway about this game.
I’ll leave you all to enjoy the late night shenanigans with this:
Later, Taters!
Hearing them describe Karnowski as a “mountain of a man” makes me think he earned his reputation by torturing the smallfolk.
Halftime? Halftime.
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“My doctor told me that I’m a drug addict like so many of this nation’s citizens before me, but because so many people suffering from opioid addiction are white and not entirely poor, there’s actually a substantial amount of concern about how to properly address this health crisis, and, if possible, profit from it. Now take your medicine so you can shit properly.”
Hey RTD I listened to your DFO Radio compilation today. Awesome!
Lots of great suggestions this week. I’d have put the Pearl Jam song up front if I’d noticed it earlier (and also if it didn’t have like 40 seconds of dead air at the end of the video, nice job original uploader…)
“What are the side effects? Will my dick stop working?”
“There’s a pill for that, in convenient single packs, too.”