Your “Here In Status Symbol Land” Sunday Evening Open Thread

 

Just a right-pretty day on the Best Coast. So, here’s my tulip garden,

and the dog.

The rest of the yard is…being worked on. So I’m looking forward to an evening of casual sports & professional drinking.

Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Ducks at Oilers – 7:00PM |NBCSN / Sportsnet
  • NBA:
    • Celtics at Wizards – 6:30PM | TNT / Sportsnet1
    • Spurs at Rockets – 9:00PM | TNT / Sportsnet1
  • MLB:
    • Yankees at Cubs – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN2

ENJOY YOUR EVENING!

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Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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litre_cola

This espn strike zone box is absolutely awful. How do you boys do this?

Senor Weaselo

Fortunately most don’t have it all the time. Unfortunately they’re trying to add it more and more.

Gratliff

They need to make the ball glow too.

litre_cola

We almost rioted when fox did that

Senor Weaselo

Would there be flames for Chapman?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Holy shitballs I am exhausted.

Mr. Ayo

Did you have five guys too?

Unsurprised

And then went for burgers

litre_cola

I applaud this response sir

Senor Weaselo

Audi’s trying to out-douche BMW with their commercials, right?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I know in Colorado, in the mountains anyway, the drivers are neck and neck.

blaxabbath

No drinking here. I had like….six drinks last night and was out til 2:30a. Young blax would follow such a performance up with a 13 mile trail run. Now-blax spent the day feeling like garbage, watching Man in the High Castle, and now has a hankering for five guys.

Whisky would be a mistake.

theeWeeBabySeamus

….and now has a hankering for five guys.

Maybe start with two and work your way up.

Shogun Marcus

Though the whisky will help open you up to more.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

that’s fucking funny.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://68.media.tumblr.com/a70d28a52737986886423d877e65771d/tumblr_ohboo9yFmQ1qz6z2wo1_250.gif

OK, I can wait until the next train…… I can be a few minutes late.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I was planning to drink some fancy scotch, but it wouldn’t be right to have it on an empty stomach, so I’m pairing it with some fancy hot dogs.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I was thinking a martini; stirred in ice just right….. unfortunately.
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Unsurprised

Underrated movie. Like Bring It On, but for gymnastics.

herodotus450

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Unsurprised

What a witch.

Unsurprised

I have a newfound appreciation for Iliza Shlesinger’s body.

Unsurprised

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

God damn it dude

theeWeeBabySeamus

Wubba lubba dub dub, gents.

The Maestro

TinyBabySeamus!!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeah, I kinda did that last night….allegedly.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
King Hippo

an option for teh waterfowl:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlQunle406U

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Always protect the nuts.

King Hippo

when the last time somebody got to 10 in a playoff Ice Footy match?

Unsurprised

This guy is okay.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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You find love in the weirdest places.

The Maestro

Draisatl scores a hat trick. I haven’t seen a German with this much offensive firepower since, well… y’know…

King Hippo

yeah, Thomas Muller in his prime ,, smh

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Since Peter Berlin?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Obscure German porn star joke fails.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Not to me it didn’t.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Good!

We’ll see about the next FitzRoy Somerset, 1st Baron Raglan joke.

Wakezilla

Tomas Mueller at the World Cup in South Africa?

litre_cola

To me this is currency Wakezilla

herodotus450

My Draisatl has a third goal

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
King Hippo

my anaconda…uh, is a’ight!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
WCS

John Daly won a PGA-sanctioned golf tournament for the first time since 2004.

http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/john-daly-wins-first-tournament-since-2004-1795000500

O AN U NOE HE GON DRANK

The Maestro

FANCY PANTZ GON DRANK O YEZZ HE IZZ, CHUH CHUH

herodotus450

IT BEGINS! It took Edmonton 29 minutes to score six, Anaheim has 31 to score 5 more. Like shooting fish in a barrel.

King Hippo

if it gets down to 6-2 by intermission, you KNOW them assholes gon’ pucker

Unsurprised

Without comment

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The Maestro

Just awoke from my post-dinner nap and had to make sure I wasn’t dreaming the score of the Oilers game. What the hell’s going on here??

herodotus450

Working theory: Canada called in their favor for tanking their currency to boost ours.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
herodotus450

If they score a few more will Anaheim have to pull Bernier and put their starter back in?

Senor Weaselo

The Ducks know they’re playing, right?

herodotus450

They all just realized that the word “Mighty” is no longer in their name, and they started playing like it.

King Hippo

perhaps they shomer shabbos, and just got their days mixed up??

Unsurprised

NEEEEERRRRRRDDDDDDD

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laserguru

And done. Holy shit folks, holy shit. Next week’s Sunday Gravy is going to kick ALL of the ass.
Fucking hell that was delightful.
Let’s drink things!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Unsurprised

Cocktease.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Unsurprised

Japan: Nuked Too Many Times, or Too Few?

King Hippo

Let’s git our seance on and bitch at Truman’s ghost.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Unsurprised

She’s cute. Lucky bastard.

Hmm. Eugenie Bouchard. Good to know.

Senor Weaselo

The Rangers are impressed by the Ice Eskimos’ start and are curious about how they’ll find a way to fuck it up.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Wizards currently in the midst of a 26-0 run.

Senor Weaselo

Does this mean that there might be a game that’s close?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You mean a series? Cause this game sure as shit ain’t close.

Unsurprised
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Unsurprised

I think I prefer her to Gina Carano in the original casting.

https://gfycat.com/WildUnrealisticCat

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

One of my friends had her as a student.

Not “had” in, like, a Mark Chmura way, just the regular way.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

She got Ds.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

D Cups that is, not sure what the grades were, and it doesn’t matter.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m not allowed to say.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You can say that the joke was missed.

Edited, maybe now it is less cryptic; it sounded better in my head.

Unsurprised

So, way too thick and old for Chmura.

herodotus450

Anaheim trying to see if playing shorthanded will help them not give up goals

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Ah, the Trump strategy.

herodotus450

It did not work for the Ducks.

King Hippo

getting them overconfident for the 3rd period??

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Has it been three months already?

ballsofsteelandfury

Normally when you show off your tulips, you preface it with a NSFW…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Here comes the rain again, falling on my head like a…um…shit, what are those things called again?”

– Trent Green

Unsurprised

Linebackers

herodotus450

Just to be a dick I’m going to start pronouncing the Oilers like “Ewe-lers”

herodotus450

Hmm hockey game “starts” at 7, I won’t miss anything if I’m a little late–Oh, four-nothing 10 minuets in.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Suck it, Le Pen.

herodotus450

Yeah but the Caps still have to win two more.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh, sorry, I was talking about literacy.

herodotus450

But you use pens to write, not read.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yeah, but illiterates don’t know that.

Shogun Marcus

Are you part of the elite Illiterati?

King Hippo

4-nil, this will be quite the epic collapse…

litre_cola

The Oil may have been burnt last game but they are a herpe flare up tonight.

King Hippo

How much Valtrex have you, Orange County??

King Hippo

How shall the Oilers fuck up tonight? Let’s see!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Oiler? Nah, she’s good to go.”

– Bender Bending Rodriguez