Just a right-pretty day on the Best Coast. So, here’s my tulip garden,
and the dog.
The rest of the yard is…being worked on. So I’m looking forward to an evening of casual sports & professional drinking.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Ducks at Oilers – 7:00PM |NBCSN / Sportsnet
- NBA:
- Celtics at Wizards – 6:30PM | TNT / Sportsnet1
- Spurs at Rockets – 9:00PM | TNT / Sportsnet1
- MLB:
- Yankees at Cubs – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
ENJOY YOUR EVENING!
This espn strike zone box is absolutely awful. How do you boys do this?
Fortunately most don’t have it all the time. Unfortunately they’re trying to add it more and more.
They need to make the ball glow too.
We almost rioted when fox did that
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Would there be flames for Chapman?
I think we all have a message for ESPN.
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Holy shitballs I am exhausted.
Did you have five guys too?
And then went for burgers
I applaud this response sir
Audi’s trying to out-douche BMW with their commercials, right?
I know in Colorado, in the mountains anyway, the drivers are neck and neck.
No drinking here. I had like….six drinks last night and was out til 2:30a. Young blax would follow such a performance up with a 13 mile trail run. Now-blax spent the day feeling like garbage, watching Man in the High Castle, and now has a hankering for five guys.
Whisky would be a mistake.
Maybe start with two and work your way up.
Though the whisky will help open you up to more.
that’s fucking funny.
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OK, I can wait until the next train…… I can be a few minutes late.
I was planning to drink some fancy scotch, but it wouldn’t be right to have it on an empty stomach, so I’m pairing it with some fancy hot dogs.
I was thinking a martini; stirred in ice just right….. unfortunately.
Underrated movie. Like Bring It On, but for gymnastics.
What a witch.
I have a newfound appreciation for Iliza Shlesinger’s body.
God damn it dude
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RHVoFpncgA
Wubba lubba dub dub, gents.
TinyBabySeamus!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS_cAAAhgPM
Yeah, I kinda did that last night….allegedly.
States rights!!
http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Justice/2017/0224/Trump-administration-sets-sights-on-state-recreational-marijuana-laws
unless you don’t like them.
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an option for teh waterfowl:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlQunle406U
Always protect the nuts.
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when the last time somebody got to 10 in a playoff Ice Footy match?
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This guy is okay.
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You find love in the weirdest places.
Draisatl scores a hat trick. I haven’t seen a German with this much offensive firepower since, well… y’know…
yeah, Thomas Muller in his prime ,, smh
Since Peter Berlin?
Obscure German porn star joke fails.
Not to me it didn’t.
Good!
We’ll see about the next FitzRoy Somerset, 1st Baron Raglan joke.
The Baader-Meinhof Gang?
Tomas Mueller at the World Cup in South Africa?
To me this is currency Wakezilla
My Draisatl has a third goal
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my anaconda…uh, is a’ight!
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The hockey match game is great.
John Daly won a PGA-sanctioned golf tournament for the first time since 2004.
http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/john-daly-wins-first-tournament-since-2004-1795000500
O AN U NOE HE GON DRANK
FANCY PANTZ GON DRANK O YEZZ HE IZZ, CHUH CHUH
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IT BEGINS! It took Edmonton 29 minutes to score six, Anaheim has 31 to score 5 more. Like shooting fish in a barrel.
if it gets down to 6-2 by intermission, you KNOW them assholes gon’ pucker
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6KFBFg5q1Y
Without comment
Just awoke from my post-dinner nap and had to make sure I wasn’t dreaming the score of the Oilers game. What the hell’s going on here??
Working theory: Canada called in their favor for tanking their currency to boost ours.
http://media.giphy.com/media/bD0Sz4zQNSk4o/giphy.gif
If they score a few more will Anaheim have to pull Bernier and put their starter back in?
The Ducks know they’re playing, right?
They all just realized that the word “Mighty” is no longer in their name, and they started playing like it.
perhaps they shomer shabbos, and just got their days mixed up??
http://www.arkansasduckhunt.net/userfiles/image/winter-2011/duck-hunting-dog.jpg
NEEEEERRRRRRDDDDDDD
And done. Holy shit folks, holy shit. Next week’s Sunday Gravy is going to kick ALL of the ass.
Fucking hell that was delightful.
Let’s drink things!
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Cocktease.
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Japan: Nuked Too Many Times, or Too Few?
Let’s git our seance on and bitch at Truman’s ghost.
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Sploosh.
She’s cute. Lucky bastard.
Hmm. Eugenie Bouchard. Good to know.
The Rangers are impressed by the Ice Eskimos’ start and are curious about how they’ll find a way to fuck it up.
Wizards currently in the midst of a 26-0 run.
Does this mean that there might be a game that’s close?
You mean a series? Cause this game sure as shit ain’t close.
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Repost.
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Another productive weekend.
I think I prefer her to Gina Carano in the original casting.
https://gfycat.com/WildUnrealisticCat
One of my friends had her as a student.
Not “had” in, like, a Mark Chmura way, just the regular way.
She got Ds.
D Cups that is, not sure what the grades were, and it doesn’t matter.
I’m not allowed to say.
You can say that the joke was missed.
Edited, maybe now it is less cryptic; it sounded better in my head.
So, way too thick and old for Chmura.
Anaheim trying to see if playing shorthanded will help them not give up goals
Ah, the Trump strategy.
It did not work for the Ducks.
getting them overconfident for the 3rd period??
Has it been three months already?
Normally when you show off your tulips, you preface it with a NSFW…
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“Here comes the rain again, falling on my head like a…um…shit, what are those things called again?”
– Trent Green
Linebackers
Just to be a dick I’m going to start pronouncing the Oilers like “Ewe-lers”
Hmm hockey game “starts” at 7, I won’t miss anything if I’m a little late–Oh, four-nothing 10 minuets in.
Suck it, Le Pen.
Yeah but the Caps still have to win two more.
Oh, sorry, I was talking about literacy.
But you use pens to write, not read.
Yeah, but illiterates don’t know that.
Are you part of the elite Illiterati?
4-nil, this will be quite the epic collapse…
The Oil may have been burnt last game but they are a herpe flare up tonight.
How much Valtrex have you, Orange County??
How shall the Oilers fuck up tonight? Let’s see!
“Oiler? Nah, she’s good to go.”
– Bender Bending Rodriguez