NFL Notes:
- Looking like his mom also told him that he’s the most handsome boy on the team, Brock Ostweiler brushed off questions that he’s not ready to be the Browns’ starting QB:
- Are you good enough to be a starting quarterback? “Absolutely. Absolutely.”
- Not understanding what it means to be a Tom Coughlin quarterback, Blake Bortles has recognized that he needs to cut down on the stupid turnovers.
- a mocking note in the story points out that “those 16 interceptions last season were a career-low for the third-year quarterback”.
- Luke Kuechly wants people to stop asking him about concussions.
- Other Luke Kuechly doesn’t mind answering the questions.
Finally, your long read of the day comes from ESPN, who has a breakdown on the frictions in the Seahawks locker room, and how the difference in held-to standards has kept them from winning the multiple Super Bowls they feel they’ve deserved.
It highlights the divide between offence & defence, and exposes the hard feelings that have not yet proved water under the bridge. It also lays the groundwork for the demolition of the “Legion of Boom” after this season, when contracts begin to expire.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Game 7: Sens at Pens – 8:00PM | NBCSN / CBC / Sportsnet
- NBA:
- Game 5: Cavaliers at Celtics – 8:30PM | TNT / TSN
- MLB:
- Rangers at Red Sox – 7:30PM | Sportsnet1
CFL training camps open this weekend.
‘BOUT TIME!
This is fan-fucking-tastic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o1DCJwG2qI&ab_channel=magicinc041074
At least Most Glorious el beisbol Cardinals up 3-nil in the 1st
/realizes this only prolly helps me
That’s not fair. Kessel screening is like having 3 fat asses in front of you
Crosby: hey refs, little help?
Refs: we got you fam
REALLY BIG SWEAR WORD!!!!
At least he heard it as it went by.
Fucking cunts
I’m dying. Is it okay that I’m dying? Doesn’t matter. I’m dying.
we shall say nice things at funeral
Doc Emrick’s complete inability to pronounce Phaneuf is driving me nuts
Organic?
Organic and Free-Range.
Caring about sports is among the most hazardous things you could ever do for your health.
It may not be our normal level of dick-jokery but I’d say banner comment.
yes and yes
So…next goal wins, eh??
DFO sphincters….tight!!!
Cavs on pace to score 150(!) in a playoff game.
you know, I like to pretend that I’ve above fads an social influence.
I dislike the cowobys, and to the lesser extent, the steelers, only by reputation. I’ll always hate the packers, colts, and patriots more.
but when it comes to the penguins, holy fuck. when the fuck did all these yinzers move to indiana? it feels like those motherfuckers have done everything in their power to convince that the blackhawks winning their three cups in the last decade, thier logic?
So yes, I am rooting for a senators win tonight. because fuck penguins
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DelectableKnobbyGangesdolphin-mobile.mp4
Bored
https://gfycat.com/MajorImpressiveIcterinewarbler
Aubrey sure does look bored there. just saying
Uh, does she have another look?
uh… .give me a second here…
http://www.writtalin.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/aubrey-plaza-9.gif
It’s nice that this exists. Hippo want MOAR.
Would smell fingers!!
CHUH CHUH!!!
/would like them fingers clean
I’d like them too.
As a Sens fan, this tingling on the entire left side of my penis. This isn’t an indication of a stroke,right?
No, just dont burn any toast.
GET BODIED YOU COMMIE FUCK
I think I’m dead
Good to know there’s DFO in the afterlife.
Where everyone acknowledges that Roger Goodell is a national disgrace, BOLTMAN has mounted the Spanos’ heads on pikes, Stan Kroenke is perpetually being beaten by “friendly” St. Louis cops, it’s always Sexy, and the Sunday Gravy never stops flowing (kinda like Indianapolis). All while listening to the best of Radio DFO.
Decilitre just pissed all over my favourite Pennywise shirt. This type of disdain for quality music is not acceptable. And I am covered in piss.
Better get used to that.
The are government officials that would pay $5,000 for that.
It’s amazing what you get for free as a parent
To my knowledge, this doesn’t end. My 9 year old’s current favorite activity is to day dream while taking a piss. I never expected I’d spend my most valuable years making sure he hasn’t sprayed the wall behind the toilet, but here we are.
He will be great in the future food lines in the US.
well, at least you’ve learned a valuable lesson:
lock those favorite shirts in storage for the next 19 years.
Shake.
American Gods is awesome.
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/michael-bolton-office-space.gif
I’ve no idea what this is supposed to convey but I can’t stop laughing.
Bad acting by looking directly into the camera for half of the shot?
/Yeah i said it so what wfanna figth about it?
It was intentional in the context of that movie, so yeah.
http://www.sharegif.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/15-Office-Space-quotes.gif
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/6138S3GOtCL._SL1500_.jpg
note to self: stop being a lazy jackass and actually drag your ass to the living room, stop relying on a shitty webpage to let you know the game is back on .
its been intermission for like 30 minutes
The NBA is dead to me…DEAD I SAY!!!!!
Do carry on.
The two teams in the finals have lost a combined 1 game all playoffs? Seems good.
Can’t argue that the playoff format didn’t get it right.
welcome to most white ppl, 20 years ago
I uh, what? Goal?
looooooooooooooooool
SWEAR WORD!!!
evening.
I was looking at this crude gif i made, then i realized that it likely has gifs from another dfoer. don’t mean to steal just,….
Nice
did you make that st. paddy’s day one?
Alison and Gillian are for sharing…..
Was looking for the Spaceballs suck gif, but saw this instead, so I’m going with this.
http://blog.countryhabit.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Bra-Pullup1.gif
Turns out she’s a switch hitter now.
“So I’m going with tits.”
-Gratliff, corrected
NSFW https://gfycat.com/EducatedPerfumedAmericanlobster
Allowed
Hey-yooo! Now that’s timing.
/the fix is in in Pitt.
//Magary is right about the Pens
///Sorry WCS
To no one’s surprise, Crosby is seen yakking at the refs . I’m sure he was telling them that the Sens are a quality team that he respects.
I hate the future. The voice of a sheltered 12 year old white boy should never be considered “scary.”
Penalty against Pitt?
“terrible call” -Penishead
I could care less as long as tonight’s winner takes the cup.
Fuck Nashville!!!!!
I’m not a fan of country music as well.
But think of it this way: if Nashville wins, it’s another knife in the back of Montreal
But at least they got that me first glory boy out the locker room amirite??
He’s such a distraction. No class at all. Insubordinate. Doesn’t appreciate all we’ve done for him, bringing him over here for free, a place to live, a place to work, taken care of his family–wait what were we talking about again?
Meh; I fucked Nashville once; frankly she wasn’t that good.
Ottawa gets the first power play?
/faints
I want fucking Yinzer tears. That’s all I’m here for.
http://0.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/51/20/52a65778a4f805662c0837fa238e45b4.gif
I’m a-scared of Malkin way more than I is of Crosby. That stinkin’ Russkie can play.
http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/good_motherfucking_choice_dave_chappel.gif
You can’t knock that motherfucker off the puck. He’s too strong.
I went to a baseball game the other night. It had like four homers and actually was fairly competitive. There was also a ‘no-pitch just give the guy first’ walk which was odd to experience. There were also multiple meetings at the mound when Goldschmidt was up. I also got on the jumbotron.
In all, it took too fucking long and I’ve got no interest in going to a baseball game unless it’s playoffs.
I hear they put real gold in Goldschmidt.
With everyone’s favourite el beisbol side in LA, I’ve taken a nap every day this week. My internal clock is more fucked up than a junkie trucker’s.
Right here with ya Hippo. Between civil service in teh mornings, bartendings in the night, and with decilitre I am currently on Siam time.
Game 7s are one of the greatest things about sports, except when your team is involved. Then, they suck ass.
“Game 7 Stress Disorder” is a real goddamn thing. Get on it Scientians!
I feel like Seattle is going to have an absolutely horrible year. But then I remember they play in a division that features the Rams and the 49ers, and I am confident that they will do just fine.
Cards could be 7-8-1!
(not really)
6-8-2! With the shorter OT periods, they can give us two SeaTruther shame classics.
And seriously, the thought of that game from last year is the closest thing I have to a reason to live. My God, it was glorious. #WhyWeWatch
Something important going on?
I am currently at the (thank fuck last) chorus performance of one of my HS sophomore twins. Disney medley pops shit. It’s horrific. Also outdoors. Not blazing hot like most years, but I got rained on to continue my usual run of luck.
http://data.whicdn.com/images/101435974/large.gif
Dude… pills…
Oh, I pilled up before I left, brought a book, and have MOAR pills in the backpack.
Still annoyed.
I’m about ready to shit my pants here. For now it’s because of my nerves, but check again in three hours and it may well be because of the alcohol.
So long as theys get shat, my good man.
Go Canadia!! Make us all proud, eh?
If Ottawa can weather the first few minutes w/o giving up a goal they might have a shot.
/”weather” It’s in our DNA!
Got my tickets to the LaboUr day classic in the vag (Regina) brand new shiny stadium, has to be better that Taylor Field which I would say is a cross between Qualcomm, Oakland Coliseum and Sun Devil Stadium where “fluid” leaks from above.
My buddy who works for the Liouns was there for the CFL draft, and said for a Canadian stadium it’s an excellent venue.
I’d love to get out there to see a game at some point. Bought my Grey Cup tickets about a month ago and I’m excited as hell.
I do love how you Canadiens pronounce Regina.